read this sista >Earth's atmosphere wouldn't disappear within a year after the core stops rotating; a small EMP device cannot stop the core's rotation, no more than a fan can dissolve a thunderstorm; birds can also migrate without the Earth's magnetic field; sending messages from the Earth's core to the surface would be impossible since the signal would have to penetrate 4000 miles of rock; the magnetic field would disappear everywhere at equal rate, so there wouldn't be "holes" without magnetism at certain places; Earth's magnetic field dissipating wouldn't cause solar microwave radiation strong enough to melt the Golden Gate Bridge (the rest of the atmosphere still provides protection); even if it could, it would melt cars long before it would melt the bridge; cavities and intact amethyst crystals thousand miles below the surface would be impossible, as the intense pressure there would crush both, and diamonds cannot be there since there is no carbon in the Earth's mantle; people can't walk around a few minutes in a 9000 °F environment, they would instantly burn to a crisp; no ship can convert heat into energy to propel itself away from a nuclear blast; there is no space between two tectonic plates to escape through near Hawaii, as the island is situated in the middle of a plate, not on the edge.
I always encourage any STEM undergrad to assemble an interdisciplinary team to get drunk and watch The Core. It is so remarkably unrealistic in terms of geology, astrophysics, mechanical, materials, computer engineering. Great fun to shit on.
Movie itself is soulful and good.
I didn't like the bit where Mexico allowed them to enter. I would have spat and laughed at them dying in the shit of their own making. Frick America. I'd spit on that place of water wasn't a valuable commodity.
you embarrass me because my memory is terrible and this list will force me to google
Alien quadrilogy
Sunshine
The Cloverfield Paradox
Solaris (both adaptations)
Europa Report
Life
Pandorum (fricking underrated)
Event Horizon
Pitch Black (Riddick saga)
Prometheus (hated here)
Literally every Nic Cage movie in which he is allowed to be Nic Cage. Ahnuld ones too. They never fail to entertain me. I rewatch Face/Off and Commando literally every year if not more and it's worth my time every time.
I remember this movie, specially because in school, I had to do an essay about how inaccurate it was to reality.
Because I knew English, and knew to also use translation software; I went to multiple sites in english, instead of my natural language. But the most bizarre thing I found was that I found an exhaustive analysis of the movie scientifically inaccuracy...in a White Supremacist forum.
LMAO, thanks Hitler to getting me a huge score in my essay!
I love the Resident Evil movies. The more moronic they become, the better they are.
5>4>2>6>1>3 I unironically believe the hamfisted moral of the sixth one is pretty well done. They took the moronic clone Alice idea introduced a couple movies ago with bi real pay off and then had her be a clone herself with message "you are what you do" or something like that. I genuinely like it and am impressed that they managed to get some kind of moral into these movies with an established plot thread at all. But the dumb retcons are also part of the charm. My favourite one is how they become friends with the big bad at the end of 5 and then they are enemies again at the beginning of 6.
core is comfy as frick
What's bad about it, chud?
read this sista
>Earth's atmosphere wouldn't disappear within a year after the core stops rotating; a small EMP device cannot stop the core's rotation, no more than a fan can dissolve a thunderstorm; birds can also migrate without the Earth's magnetic field; sending messages from the Earth's core to the surface would be impossible since the signal would have to penetrate 4000 miles of rock; the magnetic field would disappear everywhere at equal rate, so there wouldn't be "holes" without magnetism at certain places; Earth's magnetic field dissipating wouldn't cause solar microwave radiation strong enough to melt the Golden Gate Bridge (the rest of the atmosphere still provides protection); even if it could, it would melt cars long before it would melt the bridge; cavities and intact amethyst crystals thousand miles below the surface would be impossible, as the intense pressure there would crush both, and diamonds cannot be there since there is no carbon in the Earth's mantle; people can't walk around a few minutes in a 9000 °F environment, they would instantly burn to a crisp; no ship can convert heat into energy to propel itself away from a nuclear blast; there is no space between two tectonic plates to escape through near Hawaii, as the island is situated in the middle of a plate, not on the edge.
Dumb and unrealistic =/= bad
The scene where the Black person melts himself to fix the ship is the only good part of the entire movie.
>he didn't like the exploding troon scene
I always encourage any STEM undergrad to assemble an interdisciplinary team to get drunk and watch The Core. It is so remarkably unrealistic in terms of geology, astrophysics, mechanical, materials, computer engineering. Great fun to shit on.
Movie itself is soulful and good.
you dont need more than a basic education to realize its basically a fantasy movie
I rather liked it, especially the part with most of the population of the USA freezing to death.
it was okay. emmerich wore out his welcome after this one
I didn't like the bit where Mexico allowed them to enter. I would have spat and laughed at them dying in the shit of their own making. Frick America. I'd spit on that place of water wasn't a valuable commodity.
Where you from friendo
You sure love spitting. Is it something from you childhood?
>*furious typing*
>Im in.
This was hilarious.
very bad things is definitely underrated.
>b***h fought like a fricking comanche
Very bad things is a good movie.
It's bad but comfy, it's hard to explain.
Not even close to the best movie. The ending had something deeply cathartic about it, still gives me Goosebumps to this day.
ah yes, crew movies are a lost peak kino genre. ideally set in space.
what are your favorite crew movies?
you embarrass me because my memory is terrible and this list will force me to google
Alien quadrilogy
Sunshine
The Cloverfield Paradox
Solaris (both adaptations)
Europa Report
Life
Pandorum (fricking underrated)
Event Horizon
Pitch Black (Riddick saga)
Prometheus (hated here)
those are great. prometheus sucks balls though.
It's okay to hate it. Did you at least enjoy Alien: Covenant a little? I can enjoy b-tier horror movies too.
cant even remember the movie it was so boring. crew movies are not good if i dont care about the crew
>Cloverfield Paradox
This one was so, so bad
I doubt you have fully seen it. It is nothing like the terrible trailer and i was glad I looked past it and watched regardless.
one of few rare film with shit trailer but actually a kino
I thoroughly enjoyed this one
Practically a western anime.
Best soundtrack of its decade.
Literally every Nic Cage movie in which he is allowed to be Nic Cage. Ahnuld ones too. They never fail to entertain me. I rewatch Face/Off and Commando literally every year if not more and it's worth my time every time.
It was boring though.
wait there are people who dont like face/off?
Face/Off is certified kino tho
Even the critics agree
>bad movies that you liked
>IT WAS BORING THOUGH
> Conditioned to the point wher he seen tranime in everything.
Piss off you Greek loser. Pay back your debts and frick off.
Someone edit this to say The Cope.
but then again I said I also enjoy shitty b-horror so my levels to tolerate BS are high. even enjoyed the crappy Resident Evil movies.
tremors isn't a bad movie
Tremors is a perfect movie. Fight me!
literally a flawless movie, pure unfiltered kino from beginning to end.
I remember this movie, specially because in school, I had to do an essay about how inaccurate it was to reality.
Because I knew English, and knew to also use translation software; I went to multiple sites in english, instead of my natural language. But the most bizarre thing I found was that I found an exhaustive analysis of the movie scientifically inaccuracy...in a White Supremacist forum.
LMAO, thanks Hitler to getting me a huge score in my essay!
The only cringe thing in this movie is JD Qualls. It's almost like he has a contractual agreement to only play roles where he's some kind of a badass.
Was this the movie where they submarined past mountains of diamonds? That shit was kino.
The riddick triology
Is this the movie where they got the dickyposter to hack the planet?
>chinese movie about climate change
what did they mean by this?
rule should be not to have a trailer longer than 30 seconds. frickers spoiled the whole movie.
I love the Resident Evil movies. The more moronic they become, the better they are.
5>4>2>6>1>3
I unironically believe the hamfisted moral of the sixth one is pretty well done. They took the moronic clone Alice idea introduced a couple movies ago with bi real pay off and then had her be a clone herself with message "you are what you do" or something like that. I genuinely like it and am impressed that they managed to get some kind of moral into these movies with an established plot thread at all. But the dumb retcons are also part of the charm. My favourite one is how they become friends with the big bad at the end of 5 and then they are enemies again at the beginning of 6.
>put the bunny back in the box
again, not a bad movie