how did this rumor get everywhere in the world in the early 2000s without the internet going mainstream? No matter who you ask is a millenial be it an american kid or a congolese, or some himalayan monk apprentice everyone heard this rumor.
The two that circulated throughout my childhood was: >Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick >Michael Jackson turned into a girl
the zoombie is shocked when he finds out not only the internet is older than his entire generation, but that things such as newspapers, magazines, radio and television existed (and still exist)
MM’s marketing people probably made it up so everyone talks about it and him. That’s my conspiracy. Same with Lady Gaga and being a troon. She also doesn’t give straight answers when asked even though everyone knows she’s a woman
>Lady Gaga
I never cared about her and the fact she did nudes kinda flew under my radar, so I went and checked and damn didn't expect her to be that hot.
Should've done porn tbh.
the story with Manson is that in concerts he used to carry a head replica of his own head, and would mimick giving himself a blowjob.
some moronic journalist wrote that he gave himself blowjob for real.
I dont know the rumour
but when I was 12 or 14 or so I could suck my own wiener, I didnt have a growth spurt yet but my wiener was already fully grown. also I hadnt lost all my flexibility from sitting in front of a PC all day yet
I dont really know how old I was, maybe it was 14, but I was the first one out of my group of friends who got into puberty so I was very embarassed about my "big" 6in wiener. today, of course I wish it was bigger
that's pretty gay, anon.
it feels much more like sucking dick, than getting your dick sucken which is why I only did it once
The internet existed since the 90s you dumbfrick zoomer
Cruel Intentions, the smash hit teen movie of 1999 had a line where the suave protagonist says >E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles
The internet was a thing people were slowly being forced to use but it wasn't the same as now.
Um... it is an example of the place the internet had on polite society at the time. You would not believe the amount of young douchebags wearing sunglasses while driving and playing Every You Every Me on the stereo that year.
I remember even mid-2000s couples who had mat over the internet would lie to their friends about how they knew each other.
everywhere? i'm a millenial in UK and never heard of this "rumor" until like 2015-2016, nobody has ever heard of it outside america and a small minority in UK.
nobody even knows who marilyn manson is in 80% of the world, typical moronic burger hubris.
dude was born in the 60's and rode the edgy goth scene created by Xers. Maybe he revived it enough so it didn't die out with millennials, but for most of that generation he was a shock rocker freak. I still like his music even if he's not cool
>gf asks me to spank her >spank her >says she wants it harder >spank her until she starts crying
I WANNA LIVE, I WANNA LOVE
BUT IT'S A LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL
>see cute cashier >buy booze so I can't use self checkout >she doesn't ask to see my ID >hands me receipt without looking at me >doesn't tell me to have a nice day
I used "fight the system" by listening to music that my parents hated, became atheist, and dressed metal/gothish.
And now I wake up every morning at 5am to drive to my nine to five in a button up shirt and a clean haircut so I can save up for my families trip to Disneyworld.
Still listen to metal though.
I sucked my own dick once
how did this rumor get everywhere in the world in the early 2000s without the internet going mainstream? No matter who you ask is a millenial be it an american kid or a congolese, or some himalayan monk apprentice everyone heard this rumor.
The internet existed since the 90s you dumbfrick zoomer
it was recycled anyway it used to be alice cooper
*Prince
The two that circulated throughout my childhood was:
>Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick
>Michael Jackson turned into a girl
the zoombie is shocked when he finds out not only the internet is older than his entire generation, but that things such as newspapers, magazines, radio and television existed (and still exist)
MM’s marketing people probably made it up so everyone talks about it and him. That’s my conspiracy. Same with Lady Gaga and being a troon. She also doesn’t give straight answers when asked even though everyone knows she’s a woman
it's an older rumor that has previously been applied to other people, notably Prince
her answer was doing full frontal in an uncensored version of a music video
>Lady Gaga
I never cared about her and the fact she did nudes kinda flew under my radar, so I went and checked and damn didn't expect her to be that hot.
Should've done porn tbh.
the story with Manson is that in concerts he used to carry a head replica of his own head, and would mimick giving himself a blowjob.
some moronic journalist wrote that he gave himself blowjob for real.
I dont know the rumour
but when I was 12 or 14 or so I could suck my own wiener, I didnt have a growth spurt yet but my wiener was already fully grown. also I hadnt lost all my flexibility from sitting in front of a PC all day yet
your dick stopped growing when you were 12? SAD!
I dont really know how old I was, maybe it was 14, but I was the first one out of my group of friends who got into puberty so I was very embarassed about my "big" 6in wiener. today, of course I wish it was bigger
it feels much more like sucking dick, than getting your dick sucken which is why I only did it once
that's pretty gay, anon.
how many times did u suck it
just once
Cruel Intentions, the smash hit teen movie of 1999 had a line where the suave protagonist says
>E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles
The internet was a thing people were slowly being forced to use but it wasn't the same as now.
>Cruel Intentions, the smash hit teen movie of 1999 had a line
You're one of those guys with no life experience who substitutes the movies he's watched for lived experience.
Um... it is an example of the place the internet had on polite society at the time. You would not believe the amount of young douchebags wearing sunglasses while driving and playing Every You Every Me on the stereo that year.
I remember even mid-2000s couples who had mat over the internet would lie to their friends about how they knew each other.
>posts movie reference as example
>posts song reference as credentials
trying a little too hard there, zoom zoom
>wearing sunglasses while driving
I, too, enjoyed Blade 2
everywhere? i'm a millenial in UK and never heard of this "rumor" until like 2015-2016, nobody has ever heard of it outside america and a small minority in UK.
nobody even knows who marilyn manson is in 80% of the world, typical moronic burger hubris.
I heard it about Prince in the 90s and then again in the 2000s about Manson
>straya
you have a chip on your shoulder, nigel
ugly homosexual country
I sucked 4 dicks simultaneously
OP sucked my own dick once
god this guy looks like such a homosexual did boomers unironically think he was cool??
You mean milennials?
dude was born in the 60's and rode the edgy goth scene created by Xers. Maybe he revived it enough so it didn't die out with millennials, but for most of that generation he was a shock rocker freak. I still like his music even if he's not cool
All of his music are just covers of previous successful songs
Sweet dreams and tainted love are the only good ones
I like:
The Dope Show
The New Shit
Beautiful People
>he didn't frick goth and emo rock girls at the MM concert
I used to jerk it to Rose McGowan.
I didn't finish the food my mother cooked me
I'm not going to tell you about a single time, I'm going to listen.
>gf asks me to spank her
>spank her
>says she wants it harder
>spank her until she starts crying
I WANNA LIVE, I WANNA LOVE
BUT IT'S A LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL
I didn't say a single word
One time I went to the doctor and got my lower ribs surgically removed so I could suck my own dick. Other than that I can't think of anything.
Didn't say a single word a cute cashier the other day and just listened to what she had to say.
>see cute cashier at the only checkout line
>try to think of cool foods to buy so she'll be impressed
>see cute cashier
>buy booze so I can't use self checkout
>she doesn't ask to see my ID
>hands me receipt without looking at me
>doesn't tell me to have a nice day
rude b***h
>doesn't tell me to have a nice day
>have a nice day anyway
My art was almost THIS good (and I technically was almost part of a band) 😀
I too technically was almost part of a band
I am in a trust fund band with Baskin Roberts with my homie JigC on the guitar, he's rockin'
I played bass in a deathcore band when I was in HS
I don't listen to him terribly often but I like a lot of his work. Used to listen to him a lot as a teenager. Dope Hat is a banger.
>crash a high school party in a lowrider dressed up like the SS Joker
>Im 35
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
I once fricked my own butthole. I don't know if Mason can do that, but that's a thing he'd definitely do.
I wear black and got chubby
Member when Johnny Depp was in the stand and was like I had to give Manson some benzos to make him stfu cause of the coke. That was funny.
That's not Marilyn Manson that's Charles Manson. Marilyn Manson died in the 1960s.
>from Helter Skelter to heavy metal
has there even been a style shift this drastic?
I'm listening, which is what no one else is doing.
>gf breaks up with me
>stalk her on social media
>harass her over the phone
>get a restraining order
DEAD IS WHAT HE IS, HE DOES WHAT HE PLEASE
I once tried to keep my shock rock band going way too long after I became too old and fat.
same, but I also fired everyone who ever made the band good to begin with
I said some ultra conformist stuff and acted like I wouldn't be rewarded for saying it.
I used "fight the system" by listening to music that my parents hated, became atheist, and dressed metal/gothish.
And now I wake up every morning at 5am to drive to my nine to five in a button up shirt and a clean haircut so I can save up for my families trip to Disneyworld.
Still listen to metal though.