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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 29 and I have never even kissed a girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's unthinkable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 34 and have never even been on a date.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice concept but it's just too unbelievable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now youre just lying or just gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 34 and have never even been on a date.

      this is an entirely unironic post.

      if you're even an average-looking dude then how are you not fricking even just a little bit? you supplement your real-life interactions with dating apps since the ROI makes it a braindead endeavor but, since you're average, your best bet is meeting people at work/school where your chances are much better than the digital meat markets. i'm not an attractive dude and 5'7" which would make you believe i'm completely invisible to women if Cinemaphile were to be believed but i'm able to maintain casual relationships with multiple women and, if i wanted, could pursue something more serious with some. i feel like most of you have given up on the idea of meeting someone without ever having actually tried. reality isn't what a bunch of lonely losers on the internet think it is, you shouldn't trust their word on it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if i wanted
        lmao
        I am sure you can quit smoking anytime too, you just don't want to.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i smoked for 10 years and quit cold turkey because i wanted to. it wasn't even difficult. i dunno, people just love to complain about things being "difficult" when the reality is that they're just not doing enough to increase their likelihood of success. the world is much simpler if you can just proclaim the game is rigged rather than taking the responsibility. it's just sad cause it would only take a moderate amount of effort to substantially improve your own life.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because i wanted to.
            that's why. if you can't quit smoking you don't really want to, you just know that you should.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What real life interactions with women? It's work, home, store, repeat. None of these girls on dating sites have anything in common with me or even like my profile back.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't understand your expectations. if you refuse to place yourself in settings where interactions can occur then why would you be surprised that you're getting zero interactions? you would have to be attractive for you to find success passively. if you need to ask if you're attractive or not then you're not kek. i'll even take you at your word and completely disregard work as a potential setting for meeting people (this represents a huge handicap), you still have your hours after work and your days off. it's certainly harder to squeeze in socializing after work with whatever responsibilities you have at home BUT you can double-dip on activities you could/should be doing throughout the workweek and make them social. if you're already physically active or want to be then opt to use a public gym from time to time, replace lifting with something like rock climbing or a yoga class, or something, anything. your days off are completely at your mercy, find a hobby to partake in and that's your avenue to making friends which opens the door to an established social circle.

          I'm 6'5", pretty fit (205lbs), have a masters degree and a well-paying job. aside from the occasional hooker i haven't had sex in 14 years

          assuming you're not horribly disfigured or smell like shit then you're simply refusing to try. you've got some full autism mental block going on. i don't know what else to tell you besides that. lots of dudes with a lot less going on can find partners and it's not that they're all special and you're broken, they're just trying.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'5", pretty fit (205lbs), have a masters degree and a well-paying job. aside from the occasional hooker i haven't had sex in 14 years

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you get raped

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trauma, not every trauma victim is a complete bawd.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t convince the anons on this board that they stand a chance. It’s futile.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 89 and never held hands

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me in 6 years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I m almost 37

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was the same till I was 21 then got a job working at a coffee shop. Eventually it just happened when I hung out with the girl (and by just happened, I mean I grabbed my nuts and went in for a kiss when she was leaving my place). Though it turned out she was a massive, massive prostitute and Im glad she told me her body count before I got my dick out with her. Even thinking that I kissed her grosses me out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was her body count

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          3

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Over 100. She was 18. Yea, I know. This was back in 2010 as well, before all women became bawds from dating apps. I guess I should have seen it coming though, she was kind of a "free spirit". I played it cool when she told me her body count (I actually brought it up first, casually, as I pretend to be a very open person so people feel like they can tell me anything and not be judged), but I called it off the next day, saying Im actually not looking for anything right now after all.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing this with my girlfriend at the time. We ended up getting into an argument about the ending. What a prostitute.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in nofap too. I don't think I've made it over a month.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simply impossible

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this poster implying your dick grows every day of not having sex?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To tell the truth, I don't really want to get a girlfriend or have sex, since I have autism and don't really trust myself with the responsibilities that come with having a girlfriend. Plus I feel like I'll be just fine by myself when I inevitably move out of my parents' house.

    Plus if I find myself getting attracted to a girl, I'll just remind myself that I don't deserve a partner, on account of my disability.

    t. 20 year old college student

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lost my virginity at 25
    The actual act of sex is almost entirely irrelevant next to actually feeling love from a girl

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Legend of OP: An Original Thread
    Frick off.

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