>t. Low T, beta, onions, stealth chud
Now when a real men see a female giving them hints, they tap it. If she cool, you stay; if she a square, you bounce to the next loose momma.
To be fair, if one of my attractive female coworkers suddenly stroked my ass while brushing past me or gave me obvious frick-me eyes at any point, I would freeze up faster than my wiper fluid.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy the attention and eventually try to act on the advance.
would they like it if it was a disgusting overweight woman with bad hygiene? or a 70 year old? or a toothless meth addict? assault isn't only committed by attractive women
It depends on the vibes, man. Just like how some dudes get away with things that seem suspect but rely on an established rapport between the guy and girl. There's less physical threat with the reverse, but a chick straight up clawing a dude's junk isn't going to be taken well. It's the "does this person want to frick me or frick with me?" scale.
I've had it happen, also running their fingers on my stomach and chest. I always loved the compliments, it made me feel so pretty and made my day extra special.
when I got my first job at McDonald's when I was 16, there was this 25-year-old chick who worked there as my shift manager. She'd put me on drive-thru duty which was this tiny closet-size cramped room with a drive-thru window. They also used it to store extra cups/napkins/etc and she would squeeze into the room to grab shit randomly and would press her ass against my crotch and moan every time because she knew it'd make me blush. She was cute and I didn't mind it. Had to hide my boners.
when I got my first job at McDonald's when I was 16, there was this 25-year-old chick who worked there as my shift manager. She'd put me on drive-thru duty which was this tiny closet-size cramped room with a drive-thru window. They also used it to store extra cups/napkins/etc and she would squeeze into the room to grab shit randomly and would press her ass against my crotch and moan every time because she knew it'd make me blush. She was cute and I didn't mind it. Had to hide my boners.
One of the most ass horny people who I ever met was some chick in the same class as me back in highschool.
Male, female, if that b***h felt she could get away with groping and touching asses she went for it.
I never got this reasoning. So what, should men who get sexually assaulted by women just respond with physical assault? Is that what you're implying? If so I dont think it would work out how you seem to think it would.
It’s specifically because men are stronger that this is a problem. You fondle a tit unwarranted and she can ruin your life in court. If you get your sack fondled though your recourse is usually to just sit there and take it because unless you have it recorded if you resist she can still ruin your life in court. Hell even if you do have it recorded the odds of winning a case are low since people will brush it off as funny or call you a gay.
>Do women really go around smacking asses
Not hot ones.
I wasn't smacked in the ass but this orc looking girl did something in that category and it kinda bothers me to this day.
is pro-men
It really isn't. This whole "Men can be sensitive too :((" shit has never been in favor of masculinity or actually helping men. It's just about manipulating them into being vulnerable, reliant, and non-threatening.
If that appeals to you, that's fine. But I don't think you realize how gross and patronizing this shit comes across to most men.
There was a chick that was in classes with me. She approached me from behind and touched my ass. I didnt notice at first and when I turned around she was still touching it.
I asked her what she was doing, and she told me she was touching my ass.
My normal reaction to that was touching her boob and we kept looking at each other until she stopped touching my ass and punched me on the shoulder.
It was great.
Yeah, at my first job by my manager, cashier at a grocery store. The FOH manager was an older woman(she wasnt hot so stop drooling chuds), and she mostly hired cute boys around my age, the only girls she hired were daughters of her friends and family. She would do things like tap you on the butt as you walked by or rest her hand on the small of your back when she was at the register with you. She also demanded everyone wear skinny or slimcut jeans, even though the corporate dresscode said nothing thing about fit or cut.
My best friend's fiance gave my ass a solid squeeze at the last Halloween party.
Not just a friendly squeeze either, like full on "what are you doing later?" squeeze.
I've made the decision that I'm not allowed to be in the same room alone with her for any extended period of time. Or I am going to do something really really stupid.
>getting horny enough to be a possible homewrecker and not telling your best friend
You’re a worthless human being and not only are not my homie, I’m actively glad you’re not my homie
Yeah hold on, let me just go up to my friend and say "Hey dude, I want to frick your girl, let's talk about it!"
Or, you know, I can just skip to the obvious conclusion and just avoid intimate settings with her all together.
I've discussed this stuff with them in the past.
She's flirty. He's comfortable with that. And I'm comfortable with that as long as he's around, and I've said as much. I'll
My reason for it is my own enough discretion though, and I'm not concerned about their relationship
You should probably confront her about her unfaithfulness towards your best friend. And if she blows you off, you should consider telling your friend. Operative word being "consider"
>confront her about her unfaithfulness towards your best friend.
They have an understanding that she's naturally flirty and he trusts I wouldn't do anything stupid.
But for me, that also means knowing to avoid stupid situations.
>They have an understanding that she's naturally flirty and he trusts I wouldn't do anything stupid.
This both a flimsy excuse and a massive ass red flag. “Naturally flirty” isn’t full on groping someone’s ass. It’s not you he should be worried about trusting in that moment, though knowing what we know now I’m not to certain on that any more. Tell me anon, will she be naturally flirty when she’d caught tickling her throat with some rando’s dick?
Other people have asked him about stuff like that before, too. He says he trusts her not to do anything stupid.
They're adults, and they know each other better than I do, and I'm not the one marrying him.
I've also learned through experience there's a hard limit on how hard you can broach that topic before you yourself become the problem. The couple turned out fine. The friend did not, and it was devastating to watch.
My at the time girlfriend's best friend came to where I'd passed out after a party and I woke up to me inside her.
Not really the same but your experience reminded me of that.
Something similar happened to me. Roommate's sister and the girl he liked snuck into my room during a house party to make out. Found it as I was going to bed and I joined them briefly before realizing how completely fricked up the situation was and then kicking them both out. I thought that was the end of it, but the sister snuck back into my room a second time later that night and I was too gone to care. Not a good time. They were both fat and I got in a lot of trouble for that one.
Mine was fat, too.
Seems to be a trend.
Luckily, nobody found out about my one, except anons when I mention the story.
Figured it best to never mention it.
IDK man but we're not animals, we use our words to communicate interest. We don't go around sniffing asses and rubbing up against people we like. If a person is touching you apart from a handshake or a friendly hug, that person is being rude and it really doesn't matter if the person is attractive or not because you're dealing with a rude animal, not a potential relationship partner.
Women in my experience are extremely touchy for some reason. You will even get some women calling them gay for not reciprocating, even if they are a big uggo.
The thing about all cops being bad is that, if you enforce the axiom that all cops must be bad, and demand good people not become cops... Then all cops become bad? And ACABs are anti-gun progressives typically, so creating a self-fulfilling prophecy of the cops being anti-citizen while also promoting a lack of means to oppose government violence results in...??? How does this work?
classic "if you're not with me you're against me" mentality with goalposts on wheels and name calling. If you disagree with even one of my opinions you're automatically a bad guy no matter what and that we may agree on anything is completely negated.
The answer is usually "armed proletariat revolution, THEN we get rid of the guns".
The far more elegant solution is to just disband all civilian police forces and repeal Posse Comitatus; law enforcement has no right to exist if officers are not obligated to, and cannot be ordered to, lay down their lives for the citizenry and to protect and serve. They're already militarized so it's a matter of actually making them military, with the oversight and regulation that entails, rather than just civilians LARPing as the punisher and brovets who can't get over the GWoT.
No, the answer is usually simple independent oversight of the police with full investigative and coercive powers to block and punish any attempt to obstruct or protect their own. It's not like the problem of police corruption and bad apples is hard to solve. Failing to solve the problem is a political choice.
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That too, but I still stand by the fact that any general law enforcement which is not actually mandated to "protect and serve", and exists solely to protect business and property as a primary goal, has no moral standing.
Police do not have the right to kill so long as they do not also have the obligation to die.
>The answer is usually "armed proletariat revolution, THEN we get rid of the guns".
Except you homosexuals have been trying to take the guns away since before the fricking civil war.
>repeal Posse Comitatus
Bruh, the reason that exists isn't about militarization, it's about preventing a federal level enforcement agency managing ALL law enforcement. Hell, the fact that the alphabet soup agencies already exist is a problem that should be rectified, in all honesty.
No, the answer is usually simple independent oversight of the police with full investigative and coercive powers to block and punish any attempt to obstruct or protect their own. It's not like the problem of police corruption and bad apples is hard to solve. Failing to solve the problem is a political choice.
Zogbots are shit
But leftists are also shit
Let them fight each other and smoke weed.
Maybe don't have cops that have military gear to fight bangers and people miffed that even 60 years after Civil Rights, they still feel targeted by cops who sign up for the power fantasy.
Who gives a shit whether black criminals are stopped with a 9mm or with a rocket launcher?
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Because they have to treat every criminal as if he's black or else it's racism. As blacks become more brazen in their contempt for the law, the law is "justified" in using ever more extreme tactics against everybody, every chance they get.
>They still participate in an inherently corrupt system that targets black communities
That's the entire US Governments fricking history what is this moronic dialogue. If you truly believed that then All People are Bastards and for simply existing as an American you are at fault. Saying ACAB is just going to turn the 'good' cops against you to join the bad cops and further the divide.
>If you truly believed that then All People are Bastards and for simply existing as an American you are at fault.
Yes, that's what they unironically believe, that America should be dissolved for its original sin.
Everything they do is just a step on the road to that, trying to get the thin end of the wedge into a crack.
How is such a brain rotten comic is made by three people? Is their combined IQ still in the 2 digits? The edits are made in minutes by just one dude or two at most taking requests.
>wasting your artistic abilities on drawing straw man scenarios you thought of while showering >your fleeting non existed legacy would consist of only being liked by homosexuals who made the left politicalquadrant their entire identity
It's always sad seeing decent artists throw their art away like this, wish I was decent tbh
Not really. Earthbound barely does any of the same things except maybe a bit of kitschy americana in select parts, and the general top down exploration. I don't doubt one inspired the other though.
He admitted it was "inspired by" Earthbound. I doubt his wording was "ripped off." Even if it was, I would contest it.
They:
Have the same protagonist, kid with a striped shirt
Same concept, kid and monsters
Similar dialogue
Similar bosses
It’s pretty much a ripoff, but due to time and good quality, it’s an ‘inspiration’
>Have the same protagonist, kid with a striped shirt
Wow, it's fricking nothing. >Same concept, kid and monsters
I guess we have to retire child protagonists and monsters now, because Earthbound did it. >Similar dialogue
Vaguely cutesy and ironic is the limit of the similarities. Very high level. EB has no patent on those things. >Similar bosses
HUH? I guess Flowey gives some cosmic horror vibes like Giygas but otherwise no, not at all.
None of this is close enough in execution to start pounding on Toby's gates crying "RIP OFF! RIP OOOOOOFF!"
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No thanks. I don't need to watch some Youtube essayist grasp at straws to draw vague connections as weak as those listed.
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I don't even like Undertale that much. I just know it's stupid calling things that vaguely inspire something on the same level as "child vs. monsters" a rip off. That's moronic. Everything you've ever known has probably taken that level of inspiration somewhere else, and they just didn't admit to it.
They:
Have the same protagonist, kid with a striped shirt
Same concept, kid and monsters
Similar dialogue
Similar bosses
It’s pretty much a ripoff, but due to time and good quality, it’s an ‘inspiration’
Undertale is literally just Toby Fox stealing shit from games he likes and combining them in to one package. He's never had an original idea in that pea sized brain of his.
>you're not allowed to use red because it has been used before.
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This is actually true. Early photography was in black-and-white because the majority of color had been used in paintings in the Renaissance.
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>my great-grandpa worked at the light green mines
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>stealing other people's ideas is the same as using the same color as someone else
The intelligence of Undertale fans, ladies and gentlemen
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how about:
So no one is allowed to make first person shooter games because wolfenstein did it?
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If you make an FPS about a guy with guns going around a castle shooting nazis then it's fair to call it a rip off of of Woflenstein.
If you make an FPS about a guy with guns going around a castle shooting Nazis but it turns out the the castle is on Mars and the Nazis are demons then it's a rip off of Wolfenstein and DOOM. It's easy to understand, you just don't want to admit that Toby is a hack.
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Got it. We're back to every open world game being a gta clone. Also by that definition killing demons on Venus and killing nazis in a temple make then not ripoffs even though it's minor change.
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>We're back to every open world game being a gta clone
But people DID call Driver a GTA clone.
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>stealing other people's ideas
So copyright theft. I'm shocked Toby hasn't been sued into the poor house.
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how about:
So no one is allowed to make first person shooter games because wolfenstein did it?
Got it. We're back to every open world game being a gta clone. Also by that definition killing demons on Venus and killing nazis in a temple make then not ripoffs even though it's minor change.
>Using a genre trope is the same thing as using the aesthetics and story elements of a very specific IP
What causes this level of brainrot?
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There's no convincing him. He would rather make himself look moronic than admit that Toby Fox is unoriginal.
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>of a very specific IP
And it's name is?
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... Earthbound, moron.
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Wait, that's the IP you're talking about? Christ I thought it was something else. You're not only butthurt but fricking moronic.
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>Wait, that's the IP you're talking about
I just said Earthbound, moron.
IP stands for "Intellectual Property" in media context.
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I dunno. Dude's dumber than Cinemaphile. Best to just continue without him.
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I understand being right can anger you Low iq types. I'll accept your surrender.
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You seem to have mistaken this for Cinemaphile. You want to dump your inane questions about this game? Frick off to there.
jokes on you, i learned how to get better at my own art by editing the slop. gitgud
Come on, that's not even the best one.
i did a similar edit years ago with the tomboy-ish chick where racecar johny came from. wish I still had it.
i remember reading on some gaming fourm about some one wanting to do the same at 18 and throwing a pissy fit about doctors having to ask the same questions. Alot of people tend to forget that they need to ask this shit and file out paperwork so in the future the doctor dosent get nailed for malpractice/ill informed medical advice from dipshits that do this then change there minds going 'ABLOO BLOO I CANT HAVE KIDS :~~*' like, 'the frick did you expect moron?'
>Antifa and BLM demonstration meets Proud Boys rally >Riot police get greenlight for using Eros Gas canisters >The situation quickly turns into that scene from The Perfume >After a two-hour long orgy every party involved walks home in shame and is never seen in public for years >Gang crimes descend 95% as gangbangers barely dare go out for fear of being gassed and instantly turned gay on their homies >Through Horny, Peace >Through Dick, Unity
two 'comedy' webcomics did out-of-fricking-nowhere super serious dark strips (one about miscarriage, the other about attempted suicide). the joke is putting one comic in the background of the other
In fairness to Jeph there was definitely lead-up to Faye's incident, with her drinking issues being a problem for a while. But it was still a jarring transition from snarky hipsters talking indie music and robots making dick jokes.
>be Cinemaphile >edit crappy page of a webcomic to make it slightly less crap >webcomic creator gets so fricking pissed he openly seethes on twitter or whatever
good times
I'm sure you can find it somewhere, but the gist is Becky tells her dad to pound sand, the dad tells her she destroyed their family and is dead to him, and Becky tells him she's gonna go be a scientist or some shit and flips him the bird on the way out.
IIRC they were in both the Confederacy and the Union because both sides still had slave holders. >TFW you don't learn the Union had 4 slave states until after the end of the Civil war
American education is just government propaganda.
Reminds me >Went to all boys catholic school >Get to year 12 "leadership camp" >School has a guest speaker all about "respect" >Comes up with this scenario of us feeling all fly at the beach with our swimming gear >Suddenly, talks about "hot" people wanting us to come over and oggle us >Changes slide to be a bunch of conventionally attractive guys >"You wouldn't want that now would you?" >Gay dude raises his hand >"I'd let them rail me all night sir"
They always do this strawman wrong I feel, but that's because the argument falls apart if you put the gender people are attracted to as the "harassers".
Do women really go around smacking asses
No, just in the creators fantasies.
It's the author trying a misinformed "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT" when the truth is men would like it, very very much.
you dont speak for me, kys
I speak for men, not "men"
>T. Someone who's never experienced unwarranted battery throughout highschool P.E
This butt-munching homosexual does not speak on our behalf.
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM LADIES LET YOUR HANDS WANDER WHERE THEY PLEASE
>unwarranted battery
You should probably elaborate so I can know if I should call you a stupid homosexual or not.
>t. Low T, beta, onions, stealth chud
Now when a real men see a female giving them hints, they tap it. If she cool, you stay; if she a square, you bounce to the next loose momma.
>onions
https://www.Cinemaphile/rules#global2
The only time I ever got unwarranted touching was from a troony. The woman pretending to be a guy kind. It was not pleasant.
Hey at least you got touched, not many here had the same luck kek
You'd better be gay.
To be fair, if one of my attractive female coworkers suddenly stroked my ass while brushing past me or gave me obvious frick-me eyes at any point, I would freeze up faster than my wiper fluid.
Doesn't mean I wouldn't enjoy the attention and eventually try to act on the advance.
>eventually try to ac
Doesn't work that way, it is a quick time event and you failed.
frick
would they like it if it was a disgusting overweight woman with bad hygiene? or a 70 year old? or a toothless meth addict? assault isn't only committed by attractive women
All women are beautiful, chud.
That's not what this strawman reversal depicted. They want you to believe it's a horrible thing EVERY time.
>disgusting overweight
More cushion for the push in.
>70 year old
A real cougar.
>toothless meth addict
A mean blowjob machine right there.
You sir. You are my hero
It depends on the vibes, man. Just like how some dudes get away with things that seem suspect but rely on an established rapport between the guy and girl. There's less physical threat with the reverse, but a chick straight up clawing a dude's junk isn't going to be taken well. It's the "does this person want to frick me or frick with me?" scale.
You imagine that you would like it because you've never felt a woman's touch in any context, consensual or otherwise.
MeOW! Someone's time of the month.
How does this disprove his point? Just proves you're ungrateful.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A VIRGIN NO STOP LAUGHING STOP LAUGHING
knew a girl who did this to a dude in hs and he got her for sexual assulf
What a gay.
Did they call you wytboi?
In middle school these black girls used to smack my butt in the lunch line and I didn't say anything cause I was too scared.
i've had it happen, i don't give a shit because i'm a man
I've had it happen, also running their fingers on my stomach and chest. I always loved the compliments, it made me feel so pretty and made my day extra special.
Sure, anons.
it happened to me, but it was a milf that smacked my ass on the street randomly
also, I was 14 years old, so she probably was a pedo
when I got my first job at McDonald's when I was 16, there was this 25-year-old chick who worked there as my shift manager. She'd put me on drive-thru duty which was this tiny closet-size cramped room with a drive-thru window. They also used it to store extra cups/napkins/etc and she would squeeze into the room to grab shit randomly and would press her ass against my crotch and moan every time because she knew it'd make me blush. She was cute and I didn't mind it. Had to hide my boners.
One of the most ass horny people who I ever met was some chick in the same class as me back in highschool.
Male, female, if that b***h felt she could get away with groping and touching asses she went for it.
>guy harass a girl
>involve the police and need therapy
>girl harass a guy
>teehee! behave yourselves!
Lmao.
So which side is in the wrong here?
The to answer that, the question is why do men seem to enjoy the attention and not women?
Women have an intrinsic understanding of how to more effectively commoditize their intimacy.
A man is much stronger than a woman.
Only physically, womeb are much stronger in the court of public opinion and the law
I never got this reasoning. So what, should men who get sexually assaulted by women just respond with physical assault? Is that what you're implying? If so I dont think it would work out how you seem to think it would.
It’s specifically because men are stronger that this is a problem. You fondle a tit unwarranted and she can ruin your life in court. If you get your sack fondled though your recourse is usually to just sit there and take it because unless you have it recorded if you resist she can still ruin your life in court. Hell even if you do have it recorded the odds of winning a case are low since people will brush it off as funny or call you a gay.
yeah my aunt did that to me, though i do have a big ass.
>Do women really go around smacking asses
Not hot ones.
I wasn't smacked in the ass but this orc looking girl did something in that category and it kinda bothers me to this day.
I would rather my ass unsmacked hot or orc to be frank, however wouldn't be to bothered just moronic banter really
>First post leads to many anons realizing that they've been sexually assaulted
Now has anyone else had a fetish manifest from their experience?
Now I want pretty girls to have hold me down and take turns using me. Preferably in public for extra humiliation.
Literally happened to me this week while at was at work
It's one of those "WHAT IF WOMEN DID THE THINGS I CLAIM MEN DO TO WOMEN TO PROVE MEN ARE BAD (in the scenarios I created in my head)!"
>comic is pro-men
>that make anon whine about feminists somehow
It's not pro-men, it's pro your mental illness, you moronic bawd.
>men can be victims too is pro someone else's mental illness and not pro men
is pro-men
It really isn't. This whole "Men can be sensitive too :((" shit has never been in favor of masculinity or actually helping men. It's just about manipulating them into being vulnerable, reliant, and non-threatening.
If that appeals to you, that's fine. But I don't think you realize how gross and patronizing this shit comes across to most men.
I have had my butt pinched a few times by women of lower social status yes
It happens, but they're way more likely to just outright grope.
There was a chick that was in classes with me. She approached me from behind and touched my ass. I didnt notice at first and when I turned around she was still touching it.
I asked her what she was doing, and she told me she was touching my ass.
My normal reaction to that was touching her boob and we kept looking at each other until she stopped touching my ass and punched me on the shoulder.
It was great.
I see someone wasn't around for mid 2000s con fujos.
Yeah, at my first job by my manager, cashier at a grocery store. The FOH manager was an older woman(she wasnt hot so stop drooling chuds), and she mostly hired cute boys around my age, the only girls she hired were daughters of her friends and family. She would do things like tap you on the butt as you walked by or rest her hand on the small of your back when she was at the register with you. She also demanded everyone wear skinny or slimcut jeans, even though the corporate dresscode said nothing thing about fit or cut.
>these replies
Why is the meme only guys do it. In fact, guys probably never do it out of fear of full on rape allegations.
My best friend's fiance gave my ass a solid squeeze at the last Halloween party.
Not just a friendly squeeze either, like full on "what are you doing later?" squeeze.
I've made the decision that I'm not allowed to be in the same room alone with her for any extended period of time. Or I am going to do something really really stupid.
>getting horny enough to be a possible homewrecker and not telling your best friend
You’re a worthless human being and not only are not my homie, I’m actively glad you’re not my homie
Yeah hold on, let me just go up to my friend and say "Hey dude, I want to frick your girl, let's talk about it!"
Or, you know, I can just skip to the obvious conclusion and just avoid intimate settings with her all together.
That's not what that anon said and you know it, you cowardly little worm.
I've discussed this stuff with them in the past.
She's flirty. He's comfortable with that. And I'm comfortable with that as long as he's around, and I've said as much. I'll
My reason for it is my own enough discretion though, and I'm not concerned about their relationship
What a cuck
What a prostitute
You should probably confront her about her unfaithfulness towards your best friend. And if she blows you off, you should consider telling your friend. Operative word being "consider"
>confront her about her unfaithfulness towards your best friend.
They have an understanding that she's naturally flirty and he trusts I wouldn't do anything stupid.
But for me, that also means knowing to avoid stupid situations.
>They have an understanding that she's naturally flirty and he trusts I wouldn't do anything stupid.
This both a flimsy excuse and a massive ass red flag. “Naturally flirty” isn’t full on groping someone’s ass. It’s not you he should be worried about trusting in that moment, though knowing what we know now I’m not to certain on that any more. Tell me anon, will she be naturally flirty when she’d caught tickling her throat with some rando’s dick?
Other people have asked him about stuff like that before, too. He says he trusts her not to do anything stupid.
They're adults, and they know each other better than I do, and I'm not the one marrying him.
I've also learned through experience there's a hard limit on how hard you can broach that topic before you yourself become the problem. The couple turned out fine. The friend did not, and it was devastating to watch.
You should have farted. b***hes hate farters.
My at the time girlfriend's best friend came to where I'd passed out after a party and I woke up to me inside her.
Not really the same but your experience reminded me of that.
Jack go walk your dog
Something similar happened to me. Roommate's sister and the girl he liked snuck into my room during a house party to make out. Found it as I was going to bed and I joined them briefly before realizing how completely fricked up the situation was and then kicking them both out. I thought that was the end of it, but the sister snuck back into my room a second time later that night and I was too gone to care. Not a good time. They were both fat and I got in a lot of trouble for that one.
Mine was fat, too.
Seems to be a trend.
Luckily, nobody found out about my one, except anons when I mention the story.
Figured it best to never mention it.
Why do men see women touching them as flattering, but women see men touching them as assault?
IDK man but we're not animals, we use our words to communicate interest. We don't go around sniffing asses and rubbing up against people we like. If a person is touching you apart from a handshake or a friendly hug, that person is being rude and it really doesn't matter if the person is attractive or not because you're dealing with a rude animal, not a potential relationship partner.
Women in my experience are extremely touchy for some reason. You will even get some women calling them gay for not reciprocating, even if they are a big uggo.
Happened to me when I worked at a casino.
I wish
A girl grabbed my wiener and balls in the middle of P.E. She was hot, but also a demonically possessed prostitute.
Come on, that's not even the best one.
I rather not risk getting banned.
I don't think even Cinemaphile is that prudish. She's fully clothed and anything is only implied.
One of my favorites
I roflcoptered.
The thing about all cops being bad is that, if you enforce the axiom that all cops must be bad, and demand good people not become cops... Then all cops become bad? And ACABs are anti-gun progressives typically, so creating a self-fulfilling prophecy of the cops being anti-citizen while also promoting a lack of means to oppose government violence results in...??? How does this work?
classic "if you're not with me you're against me" mentality with goalposts on wheels and name calling. If you disagree with even one of my opinions you're automatically a bad guy no matter what and that we may agree on anything is completely negated.
Better yet call them out on not being destitute to help the people they apparently care about, they're just grifters and then some.
The answer is usually "armed proletariat revolution, THEN we get rid of the guns".
The far more elegant solution is to just disband all civilian police forces and repeal Posse Comitatus; law enforcement has no right to exist if officers are not obligated to, and cannot be ordered to, lay down their lives for the citizenry and to protect and serve. They're already militarized so it's a matter of actually making them military, with the oversight and regulation that entails, rather than just civilians LARPing as the punisher and brovets who can't get over the GWoT.
No, the answer is usually simple independent oversight of the police with full investigative and coercive powers to block and punish any attempt to obstruct or protect their own. It's not like the problem of police corruption and bad apples is hard to solve. Failing to solve the problem is a political choice.
That too, but I still stand by the fact that any general law enforcement which is not actually mandated to "protect and serve", and exists solely to protect business and property as a primary goal, has no moral standing.
Police do not have the right to kill so long as they do not also have the obligation to die.
>The answer is usually "armed proletariat revolution, THEN we get rid of the guns".
Except you homosexuals have been trying to take the guns away since before the fricking civil war.
>repeal Posse Comitatus
Bruh, the reason that exists isn't about militarization, it's about preventing a federal level enforcement agency managing ALL law enforcement. Hell, the fact that the alphabet soup agencies already exist is a problem that should be rectified, in all honesty.
Zogbots are shit
But leftists are also shit
Let them fight each other and smoke weed.
Maybe don't have cops that have military gear to fight bangers and people miffed that even 60 years after Civil Rights, they still feel targeted by cops who sign up for the power fantasy.
Who gives a shit whether black criminals are stopped with a 9mm or with a rocket launcher?
Because they have to treat every criminal as if he's black or else it's racism. As blacks become more brazen in their contempt for the law, the law is "justified" in using ever more extreme tactics against everybody, every chance they get.
ACAB is amerilard propaganda
It works because it's propaganda designed to destroy societies.
>They still participate in an inherently corrupt system that targets black communities
That's the entire US Governments fricking history what is this moronic dialogue. If you truly believed that then All People are Bastards and for simply existing as an American you are at fault. Saying ACAB is just going to turn the 'good' cops against you to join the bad cops and further the divide.
The author (of the original comic) wants to be stupid and childish, and just call names. It's unfortunate but true.
>If you truly believed that then All People are Bastards and for simply existing as an American you are at fault.
Yes, that's what they unironically believe, that America should be dissolved for its original sin.
Everything they do is just a step on the road to that, trying to get the thin end of the wedge into a crack.
Yes, all Americans are bad. Unironically.
>His right leg is holding Blobby down with gravitational powers while his third legs crawls out his butthole and stomps Blobby to death
I didn't know there was a version with color
What happened to his shirt?
she sucked it into her vegana
heh
>being raped in broad daylight out of the blue by a woman
God I want this
It remembers me the shota incest edit of that elenamics comic
Cringe
True, but at least adding Homer and Peter made it funny.
>Homera are you drunk?
How is such a brain rotten comic is made by three people? Is their combined IQ still in the 2 digits? The edits are made in minutes by just one dude or two at most taking requests.
Cartoons or comics?
Black "communities" are cartoonish full of crime yes.
>stealing bikes machine
Plot Twist: It's both and he stole his own bike.
if only he went back to stop himself from making that bike cuck comic
he went to baltimore
https://vocaroo.com/1i5rtyObsRFg
Lul
eddsworld has a funnier version
SNL did it better
Is he black now
>wasting your artistic abilities on drawing straw man scenarios you thought of while showering
>your fleeting non existed legacy would consist of only being liked by homosexuals who made the left politicalquadrant their entire identity
It's always sad seeing decent artists throw their art away like this, wish I was decent tbh
EarthBoun-- I mean Undertale 2.0?
>EarthBound
Finally someone remembers.
Undertale is such a massive ripoff of EarthBound.
Well the game is good, but I feel like the creator has this weird superiority complex.
Not really. Earthbound barely does any of the same things except maybe a bit of kitschy americana in select parts, and the general top down exploration. I don't doubt one inspired the other though.
M8 Toby doesn't even deny it, he posted the original prototype shit for Undertale on the fricking Earthbound forums for fricks sake
He admitted it was "inspired by" Earthbound. I doubt his wording was "ripped off." Even if it was, I would contest it.
>Have the same protagonist, kid with a striped shirt
Wow, it's fricking nothing.
>Same concept, kid and monsters
I guess we have to retire child protagonists and monsters now, because Earthbound did it.
>Similar dialogue
Vaguely cutesy and ironic is the limit of the similarities. Very high level. EB has no patent on those things.
>Similar bosses
HUH? I guess Flowey gives some cosmic horror vibes like Giygas but otherwise no, not at all.
None of this is close enough in execution to start pounding on Toby's gates crying "RIP OFF! RIP OOOOOOFF!"
No thanks. I don't need to watch some Youtube essayist grasp at straws to draw vague connections as weak as those listed.
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I don't even like Undertale that much. I just know it's stupid calling things that vaguely inspire something on the same level as "child vs. monsters" a rip off. That's moronic. Everything you've ever known has probably taken that level of inspiration somewhere else, and they just didn't admit to it.
They:
Have the same protagonist, kid with a striped shirt
Same concept, kid and monsters
Similar dialogue
Similar bosses
It’s pretty much a ripoff, but due to time and good quality, it’s an ‘inspiration’
All of this is huge reaching. Just admit you want to hate on something popular.
Undertale is literally just Toby Fox stealing shit from games he likes and combining them in to one package. He's never had an original idea in that pea sized brain of his.
He codes really well, I will give him that.
>stealing shit from games he likes and combining them in to one package
So an how making art actual work.
How shitty art works, at least.
>you're not allowed to use red because it has been used before.
This is actually true. Early photography was in black-and-white because the majority of color had been used in paintings in the Renaissance.
>my great-grandpa worked at the light green mines
>stealing other people's ideas is the same as using the same color as someone else
The intelligence of Undertale fans, ladies and gentlemen
how about:
So no one is allowed to make first person shooter games because wolfenstein did it?
If you make an FPS about a guy with guns going around a castle shooting nazis then it's fair to call it a rip off of of Woflenstein.
If you make an FPS about a guy with guns going around a castle shooting Nazis but it turns out the the castle is on Mars and the Nazis are demons then it's a rip off of Wolfenstein and DOOM. It's easy to understand, you just don't want to admit that Toby is a hack.
Got it. We're back to every open world game being a gta clone. Also by that definition killing demons on Venus and killing nazis in a temple make then not ripoffs even though it's minor change.
>We're back to every open world game being a gta clone
But people DID call Driver a GTA clone.
>stealing other people's ideas
So copyright theft. I'm shocked Toby hasn't been sued into the poor house.
>Using a genre trope is the same thing as using the aesthetics and story elements of a very specific IP
What causes this level of brainrot?
There's no convincing him. He would rather make himself look moronic than admit that Toby Fox is unoriginal.
>of a very specific IP
And it's name is?
... Earthbound, moron.
Wait, that's the IP you're talking about? Christ I thought it was something else. You're not only butthurt but fricking moronic.
>Wait, that's the IP you're talking about
I just said Earthbound, moron.
IP stands for "Intellectual Property" in media context.
I dunno. Dude's dumber than Cinemaphile. Best to just continue without him.
I understand being right can anger you Low iq types. I'll accept your surrender.
You seem to have mistaken this for Cinemaphile. You want to dump your inane questions about this game? Frick off to there.
"Creativity is the art of hiding one's influences."
Your post is just taking shit from other posts you liked and combining them into one package.
>he didn't even played super paper mario
jokes on you, i learned how to get better at my own art by editing the slop. gitgud
i did a similar edit years ago with the tomboy-ish chick where racecar johny came from. wish I still had it.
i remember reading on some gaming fourm about some one wanting to do the same at 18 and throwing a pissy fit about doctors having to ask the same questions. Alot of people tend to forget that they need to ask this shit and file out paperwork so in the future the doctor dosent get nailed for malpractice/ill informed medical advice from dipshits that do this then change there minds going 'ABLOO BLOO I CANT HAVE KIDS :~~*' like, 'the frick did you expect moron?'
Bro, no jokes on me, getting better by sheer force of spite and shitposting is BASED
?
The mom who created Barney was pretty hot
that's not nice cause its ok to be a trans girl and not wanna have kids i wouldn't be a good parent anyways so why be mean about it
You don't have tubes.
oh ok i don't really know how biology works i thought it meant they were getting an orchi
>its ok to be a trans girl
So that's it? Cinemaphile loves trannies now.
Where have you been?
>it's okay to be a trans girl
No matter how much you tell yourself that and your enablers lead you on, that will never be true
>brown
>lefty
yeah he's making it a favor to her and the rest of the world
oh thanks, it took long enough to get to the yerrow supelman show edditusu
anyways here's my edit
I had the Cinemaphilenrad and Cinemaphile-tan comic saved but lost it, FRICK.
Pretty sure that poster is a 50's greaser, personally.
Getting the stereotypes to frick is politically universal. They should just gas protests with horny drugs like they wanted to do in WWII
>Antifa and BLM demonstration meets Proud Boys rally
>Riot police get greenlight for using Eros Gas canisters
>The situation quickly turns into that scene from The Perfume
>After a two-hour long orgy every party involved walks home in shame and is never seen in public for years
>Gang crimes descend 95% as gangbangers barely dare go out for fear of being gassed and instantly turned gay on their homies
>Through Horny, Peace
>Through Dick, Unity
>instantly turned gay on their homies
Anon I have some bad news for you
Why did they have to make the assailant so fricking cute
hes literally me
Teen Jean Grey adult Scott edit?
Gotta repost a classic
lel
Shieeeet
wait. dis an edit?
not by much iirc
It's basically just translated into Ebonics.
I was expecting some Stinkmeaner shit with the "What Good Nyukka". This "Shieeet" was never funny.
They're going to turn the young black woman to a white girl in the show aren't they.
I don’t get it.
I'm also at a loss.
two 'comedy' webcomics did out-of-fricking-nowhere super serious dark strips (one about miscarriage, the other about attempted suicide). the joke is putting one comic in the background of the other
Comics?
a visual medium wherein pictures, often combined with narration or dialogue, are used to tell jokes or stories
I meant the names of the two comics….
Ctrl Alt Del
and
Questionable Content
In fairness to Jeph there was definitely lead-up to Faye's incident, with her drinking issues being a problem for a while. But it was still a jarring transition from snarky hipsters talking indie music and robots making dick jokes.
Why is he getting punched?
because the pov is a fricking degenerate drunk suicidal wreck who takes her shit out on everyone around her
The first loss I've chuckled at in a while.
>be Cinemaphile
>edit crappy page of a webcomic to make it slightly less crap
>webcomic creator gets so fricking pissed he openly seethes on twitter or whatever
good times
What was the more crappy version?
I'm sure you can find it somewhere, but the gist is Becky tells her dad to pound sand, the dad tells her she destroyed their family and is dead to him, and Becky tells him she's gonna go be a scientist or some shit and flips him the bird on the way out.
From the same arc.
The Freddie Mercury one was better
Ooh, I don't have that one. Do you?
>"Going to the country, dude!"
Fruitwave aesthetic daughter or yummy snack arc son?
>Why did you make me do this?! You're fighting for an outdated institution and way of life. Think, Lee!
He did it for that weird pregnant german girl they randomly found.
>I *do* love Anne Frank, Lee, but she's more like... a pet, to me.
>now let's hand over our country to those big nosed people and their dark skinned ex-slaves
Those guys were Confederate.
IIRC they were in both the Confederacy and the Union because both sides still had slave holders.
>TFW you don't learn the Union had 4 slave states until after the end of the Civil war
American education is just government propaganda.
DO IT AGAIN TERROR BILLY!!!
>you still don't have a cool nickname like Stonewall Jackson
His other nicknames were "Tomfool" or "Mad Ol' Tom".
>What would you have in 500 years?
>State's Rights Grant... I'd still have State's Rights
Cinemaphile isn't Cinemaphile
this board doesn't know the smooth taste of footshrooms
classic
Hey anons, is it true that this fricker got his brother fired for drawing inflation porn?
Iirc his family suspected it cost the brother during job interviews
>IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
>SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD
Where is the continuation?
Im going to assume your some kind of nafotroon because there's no context as to what's happening here
Anybody got any edits of the Kanker Sisters?
No
Reminds me
>Went to all boys catholic school
>Get to year 12 "leadership camp"
>School has a guest speaker all about "respect"
>Comes up with this scenario of us feeling all fly at the beach with our swimming gear
>Suddenly, talks about "hot" people wanting us to come over and oggle us
>Changes slide to be a bunch of conventionally attractive guys
>"You wouldn't want that now would you?"
>Gay dude raises his hand
>"I'd let them rail me all night sir"
They always do this strawman wrong I feel, but that's because the argument falls apart if you put the gender people are attracted to as the "harassers".
It's an edit, it was originally all just ugly old guys.
>You should smile more.
🙁
>You should radiate positivity
:O
Fighting? That's toxic masculinity sweaty
Wait wrong one
AIRMAAAAAN!