One time in high school a gay guy i was friends with starting singing Ruby and Sapphire’s song “Something Entirely New” and I pretended to not know what he was singing because I was embarrassed to watch SU at the time. I regret that, gay guy who left after 9th grade, hope you’re doing okay.
anons being obsessed with a fictional character is pretty normal
how insane was this obsession, are we talking shrine levels? cause it's not weird until it reaches shrine levels
The fact that the way this was posted implies anon who posted it is most likely the owner of said doll...
It's so casual like "sup bro" I can imagine myself walking into his house and it's just sat there on the sofa, and he's like "yeah don't mind her man just move her over"
It wasn't a human skeleton, he carved it out of wood, if you checked the guy's profile which nobody who shares the pic ever does, he's a very skilled woodcarver who shows progress pics of carving skeletons out of wood
It's still an amazingly autistic endeavor but it's a shame it's only popularized due to a false factoid, when the reality of the situation is still pretty fricking incredible
>carved out of wood
for some reason that is just about as strange as actual human remains. Like some kind of bizarre modern internet-poisoned retelling of some Czech fairy tale.
>and then the man cut down the tree pointed to by the old crone who he helped, and he carved it into a skeleton and covered the skeleton with fine fabrics so his love's skin would be soft,
>"and then the doll came alive" >"no, it was weird and made everyone kind of look at him strangely as he insisted on dragging around a human-sized doll everywhere", anyway he ended up getting arrested for assaulting a child after an argument over some silly children's cardgame.
The funny part is that the doll in pic rel isn't even related to this anon, it's just a random non lewd fan plushie someone made but it became associated with him because of this post
I wonder if its' actual maker/owner knows
Kind of related. Young justice and other shows creator Greg Weismann twitter is hacked right now and they posted some pretty weird and bad stuff instead of anything interesting
Apparently people often lie about their friends' and relatives' last words, usually it being the 2nd or 3rd last thing they said, because a person's actual last words tend to be something uninspiring like "bring me some water" or "i don't feel so good" or [stroke noises]
Handed off a copy of pre-CG X-Men Origins: Wolverine to the guy that produced the old Meltdown Comics comedy show so I inadvertently started Kumail down the Marvel movie path.
When I was around 7 or 8 my mom beat my dog to death over him eating McDonald's left out on the table. While this was happening, the end of a SpongeBob VHS I was watching droned on in the background, so the death of my beloved pet at the hands of my psychotic mother was set to the already somewhat unnerving credits theme
The job I was at a couple years ago used Discord instead of MS Groups or Slack for god knows what reason, and one of our IT guys accidentally posted several Gumball/Nicole incest pics onto our group chat before hastily deleting it because (I assume) he thought it was some other server. Never saw the bloke again. Don't even think he left a notice.
When I was a kid I was determined to build a laboratory like Dexter, so I spend my afternoons walking around the neighborhood collecting discarded screws, bolts, nails and other assorted junk for the raw materials. Once I had finally filled a shopping bag full of scrap, I laid it all out in my bedroom to start construction I realized I had no idea what I was doing and gave up on the project.
I gave my materials to dad and he used it to do small repairs around the house for years.
The vacuum from finding Rocko's Modern Life turned me gay. Im not kidding. I had the show on DVD growing up and I would always get this weird feeling in my stomach when the scene with the vacuum came on. Something about the way the vacuum's mouth is animated makes it seem so inviting and welcoming. The scene also invoked a sense of domination as rocko and heffer are sucked inside the mouth and then to the back of the throat and are unable to resist it. Turns out I had a vore fetish but did not understand it until I discovered vore online when I was entering high school. I used to grind against my henry hoover when I was little pretending it was the suck o matic and I would always end up hard but unable to cum since I was unaware of masturbation at the time.
Eventually I outgrew vore and started watching normal porn although I believe this scene warped my psyche and caused me to have a domination fetish.The vacuum in the show is male so I would always imagine a male vacuum in my fantasies and somewhere along the line I think that turned me gay.
i absolutely adore these types of cartoon videos where someone Notices^tm something about a show and goes "hey, what's up with that?"
whetehr their approach to it is serious or jokey, doesn't matter, i love it
You seen Alex Bale's stuff?
Outside of the pretentious "I am only loved for this one thing I did and not the thing I'm actually passionate about" ARG, his theories on spongebob are pretty fun
>if you find one picture of X (on pinterest) you'll find hundreds more
unrelated, but this is why i hate the app
GF convinced me to make an account and i figured it'd be fun to find recipes or craft ideas, but no it's pretty much just an "aesthetic builder" app, and if you accidentally click on a picture of a bird of something your front page will be nothing but birds for the next decade
pinterest is mega fricking dogshit
not for anything you mentioned, but for the fact it has played a big part (not the entirety, there's a LOT that went into this) in making reverse image searching way worse as it has littered the web with awful low quality versions of images that don't link back to anything
This is why boys need fathers. fr.
it's ok to be gay but you let media brainwash you? you actually let a kids cartoon (made in Hollywood) adjust your sexual preference? HOW TRAGIC. thats even worse than being a hillbilly because you were tricked from inside your own home. you paid for it!
Idk what you learned there, but If you had to travel all that way to learn such an obvious thing, I'm sorry about your cognitive handicap
I'd ask what happened but I'm worried it's not gonna be funny, just annoying industry celeb drama, in which case I don't care
why are you so weirdly defensive about it? you said a trip to connecticut helped you learn some info but when asked how or why you just get all indignant like you were just asked an absurd question
5 months ago
Anonymous
I didn’t say it was a trip, I said I was there. You’re the one that stared making assumptions and going off about drama.
One time my brother and I found a DVD for Max Fleischer Superman at out Granparent's house. We didn't understand how DVD cases worked at the time, and didn't know you were supposed to push the middle to get the DVD out. So we ended up shattering the copy, trying to get it out. We were surprised our Grandpa didn't get mad. He just explained how DVD cases worked.
I was legit going to post some stuff about creators I've met and my friends who went to CalArts and worked at southpark/netflix and the stuff they said but this thread is just full of insane nonsense.
Played house with my sister once when we were kids. Used to watch a bunch of action movies where the dudes normally slept shirtless, so that’s how I thought adults were supposed to sleep. Mom walked in, my sister was lying in the bed and I was just taking my shirt off.
They didn’t let us play unsupervised for a long time after that.
Not very weird or interesting and barely Cinemaphile but i lent my copy of arkham origins to the cute girl cashier at gamestop so we would be in contact but she never called me back but now I'm glad because in retrospect i managed to get rid of a crappy game.
I got the entire company internet access restricted because I was reading las lindas in my work place god knows how many years it was ago. Only realized it after a year or two, I was young and i didn't know they kept a log of everything you accessed trough your computer, it was my first job as well.
pic related
aside from that i caught a coworker reading manage a 3 at work a few times but i never mentioned that to him. we are still friends.
I worked at a coffee shop in MN about 5-6 years ago and my supervisor left his phone on the counter to hurry to clean up a spill and I glanced at it while making an order and his browser was open to a gif of the brother and sister from Gravity Falls kissing. I didn't tell anyone else because I'm not a narc but... seriously, homie?
>same exact post >same exact timestamp
did Cinemaphile glitch or did you and your doppleganger decide to post about this shared trauma at the exact moment
I used to think Ruby was a boy and put her as all my profile pictures back in high school.
Also I seriously didn’t ever realise Steven Universe was LGBT until years later because I never saw the wedding episode I just thought everyone was good friends
When I was very young I played on a swing in public and some weird impulse made me yell a few lines from the Mighty Ducks intro. I still remember the shockwave of sudden embarassment I felt afterwards.
I'm fascinated to know what these women's lives are like day to day, do they purely do this for the picture, or do they actually baby this creature like it's a child every day? Is it something they play with whenever they feel like and then put it in back in storage like a doll, or do they feel an obligation to it, like "it's morning, gotta feed baby Yoda!" like it's an actual living baby? What happens to that food? Is it just for the picture and then someone else eats it or throws it out, or do they spoonfeed the doll and everything and then clean up all the food the mashed onto it's plastic face? Who are these "fwiends" that came to visit, are they just pretend or is this a group of people who all own baby Yodas and get together for playdates with their babies???? I'm boggling my noggle here
>do they feel an obligation to it, like "it's morning, gotta feed baby Yoda!" like it's an actual living baby?
Kinda not Cinemaphile related, but there are manufacturers of extremely life-like baby dolls for this exact type of mental derangement.
I was obsessed with Invader Zim as a teenager. Even dressed up as him for Halloween and went to school with the costume. It went about as well as you could expect.
But you know, doing weird, embarrassing stuff is kind of based, compared to fading into the background and never being noticed.
When I was nine years old I watched the premiere of that episode of eene where the eds use johnny to annoy the shit out of everyone, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. So I started imitating johnny, constantly saying "why?" when people would talk to me. I kept doing it until my crush said I had "mental issues" and called me a moron. I cried and then I stopped being annoying... well I stopped saying "why" all the time at least
Everything have to do with the first movie about RWBY and Justice league leaks and the absolute shit show result afterwards
I make fun of people that openly say they watch cartoons irl to feel better about myself
One time in high school a gay guy i was friends with starting singing Ruby and Sapphire’s song “Something Entirely New” and I pretended to not know what he was singing because I was embarrassed to watch SU at the time. I regret that, gay guy who left after 9th grade, hope you’re doing okay.
I got pegged by a fat chick because I told her I like the Owl House.
hot
>bad taste in cartoons
>bad taste in women
well glad you at least had fun anon...
>homosexual
>Likes Owl House
Checks out
whats the weirdest Cinemaphile happening you've ever witnessed online? for me it's the girl who fricked her dad for strawberry shortcake dolls
Also there was a anon who was a obsessed with Ruby rose that it actually was concerning
anons being obsessed with a fictional character is pretty normal
how insane was this obsession, are we talking shrine levels? cause it's not weird until it reaches shrine levels
Having sex with an actual woman, but feel like he cheating on Ruby and feel like a piece of shit.
If you have roommates or live with your family, you may not be able to have a shrine because it's too embarrassing to explain.
you don't need to have an actual shrine in order to be shrine-levels of obsessed
the question is whether or not you WOULD make one if you could
but also i think getting to the point where you live with someone but still make a shrine anyway is ultimate end level waifugayging
Shrines are pretty tame though unless it's like that Johnny the Gorilla guy
Frick you for reminding me about it, ruins my day every time I think about it.
post the screencap
Well that certainly was... something in fact of course
weeeeelp that's enough internet for today
I am so glad, I am have conditioned myself to inmediatly dismiss anything I read here as made up.
>things that didn't happen/10
I can't believe you homies are so gullible to even consider this as real. What ever happened to "Post breasts or GTFO?"
what happened to having fun? we wanna believe it's real
"Happened?" That shit was a cope from people posting obvious bullshit entirely to farm for screencaps.
frankly if someone can write a fake story that convoluted, consistent and fricked up they deserve a cap
>t. Writes bullshit to report on r/Cinemaphile.
>t. no joy in their life
well this is ether real (very very fricked up) or some anons fantasy (fricked up)
imagine being the husband who married that.
Hot
I just really have nothing funny or particularly witty to say, just waves of disgust. I need a long shower.
The other story posted in this same thread is even worse btw
This comes off as someone's creative writing exercise.
Zoom zooms are far too guliable.
>mom calls him a pencil dick
kek that's too good of a line to be true. this shit's completely made up.
Steven universe tulpa sex guy on /x/ is a classic
Wut
see
Lilo sex doll
post it
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/137954342/#q137954342
The fact that the way this was posted implies anon who posted it is most likely the owner of said doll...
It's so casual like "sup bro" I can imagine myself walking into his house and it's just sat there on the sofa, and he's like "yeah don't mind her man just move her over"
The autistic guy who had an unhealthy obsession with Silver from Treasure Planet who started duct taping fricking sporks and pens and shit to his arm.
Here's the pic.
This is hilarious, genuinely amazing, and autistic all in one swoop.
why are the shoes in the last photo laughing?
>slaps duct tape to the skin
ngmi
I admire his dedication to become one with his favorite character. He is probably living the happiest, most fulfilling life.
Probably that guy who made a Sally Acorn love doll with a human skeleton in it.
It wasn't a human skeleton, he carved it out of wood, if you checked the guy's profile which nobody who shares the pic ever does, he's a very skilled woodcarver who shows progress pics of carving skeletons out of wood
It's still an amazingly autistic endeavor but it's a shame it's only popularized due to a false factoid, when the reality of the situation is still pretty fricking incredible
>carved out of wood
for some reason that is just about as strange as actual human remains. Like some kind of bizarre modern internet-poisoned retelling of some Czech fairy tale.
>and then the man cut down the tree pointed to by the old crone who he helped, and he carved it into a skeleton and covered the skeleton with fine fabrics so his love's skin would be soft,
>"and then the doll came alive"
>"no, it was weird and made everyone kind of look at him strangely as he insisted on dragging around a human-sized doll everywhere", anyway he ended up getting arrested for assaulting a child after an argument over some silly children's cardgame.
I was there for pic related
What’s the story behind this one?
someone has a screenshot but it's so long it needs to be posted thru catbox
someone link it plox it's a mess
Context: https://files.catbox.moe/76pyxs.png
The funny part is that the doll in pic rel isn't even related to this anon, it's just a random non lewd fan plushie someone made but it became associated with him because of this post
I wonder if its' actual maker/owner knows
I'm not even done reading and it's already fricking insane.
I read the first 2 long posts and when I saw there were another 5 I was a little bit scared. For good reason it seems, frick
harebe monkey from sing room
(check'd)
fricking what? QRD?
oooook
Kind of related. Young justice and other shows creator Greg Weismann twitter is hacked right now and they posted some pretty weird and bad stuff instead of anything interesting
Apparently people often lie about their friends' and relatives' last words, usually it being the 2nd or 3rd last thing they said, because a person's actual last words tend to be something uninspiring like "bring me some water" or "i don't feel so good" or [stroke noises]
Handed off a copy of pre-CG X-Men Origins: Wolverine to the guy that produced the old Meltdown Comics comedy show so I inadvertently started Kumail down the Marvel movie path.
In a comic store I once overheard someone say "my mugga." Looked around, couldn't figure out who said it.
When I was around 7 or 8 my mom beat my dog to death over him eating McDonald's left out on the table. While this was happening, the end of a SpongeBob VHS I was watching droned on in the background, so the death of my beloved pet at the hands of my psychotic mother was set to the already somewhat unnerving credits theme
I hope your mom had an equally horrible death.
>VHS
>Zoomer "Spongebob credits is scary" opinion
People who cannot articulate anything or perceive the world beyond abstract notions of "___oomer" words are mentally idiot
Maybe you shouldn't base your fake story a tiktok-level meme, zoomzoom.
Ok dear
Limp-wristed response
The job I was at a couple years ago used Discord instead of MS Groups or Slack for god knows what reason, and one of our IT guys accidentally posted several Gumball/Nicole incest pics onto our group chat before hastily deleting it because (I assume) he thought it was some other server. Never saw the bloke again. Don't even think he left a notice.
When I was a kid I was determined to build a laboratory like Dexter, so I spend my afternoons walking around the neighborhood collecting discarded screws, bolts, nails and other assorted junk for the raw materials. Once I had finally filled a shopping bag full of scrap, I laid it all out in my bedroom to start construction I realized I had no idea what I was doing and gave up on the project.
I gave my materials to dad and he used it to do small repairs around the house for years.
that's still highly respectable anon
The vacuum from finding Rocko's Modern Life turned me gay. Im not kidding. I had the show on DVD growing up and I would always get this weird feeling in my stomach when the scene with the vacuum came on. Something about the way the vacuum's mouth is animated makes it seem so inviting and welcoming. The scene also invoked a sense of domination as rocko and heffer are sucked inside the mouth and then to the back of the throat and are unable to resist it. Turns out I had a vore fetish but did not understand it until I discovered vore online when I was entering high school. I used to grind against my henry hoover when I was little pretending it was the suck o matic and I would always end up hard but unable to cum since I was unaware of masturbation at the time.
Eventually I outgrew vore and started watching normal porn although I believe this scene warped my psyche and caused me to have a domination fetish.The vacuum in the show is male so I would always imagine a male vacuum in my fantasies and somewhere along the line I think that turned me gay.
...so Rocko's is on DVD? I had no idea. Thanks.
>this anon went on to work on Spongebob leading to the season where the episodes were obsessed with vacuum cleaners
i absolutely adore these types of cartoon videos where someone Notices^tm something about a show and goes "hey, what's up with that?"
whetehr their approach to it is serious or jokey, doesn't matter, i love it
You seen Alex Bale's stuff?
Outside of the pretentious "I am only loved for this one thing I did and not the thing I'm actually passionate about" ARG, his theories on spongebob are pretty fun
>if you find one picture of X (on pinterest) you'll find hundreds more
unrelated, but this is why i hate the app
GF convinced me to make an account and i figured it'd be fun to find recipes or craft ideas, but no it's pretty much just an "aesthetic builder" app, and if you accidentally click on a picture of a bird of something your front page will be nothing but birds for the next decade
pinterest is mega fricking dogshit
not for anything you mentioned, but for the fact it has played a big part (not the entirety, there's a LOT that went into this) in making reverse image searching way worse as it has littered the web with awful low quality versions of images that don't link back to anything
This video reminded me just how fricking creepy Spongebonge was around season 6
What the actual shit
This is why boys need fathers. fr.
it's ok to be gay but you let media brainwash you? you actually let a kids cartoon (made in Hollywood) adjust your sexual preference? HOW TRAGIC. thats even worse than being a hillbilly because you were tricked from inside your own home. you paid for it!
show breasts
Anon did you ever try sticking your dick in a vacuum hose and turning it on?
I was in Hamden CT recently and learned that not only is Dana a hack but a liar as well. That place was a shit hole
Idk what you learned there, but If you had to travel all that way to learn such an obvious thing, I'm sorry about your cognitive handicap
I'd ask what happened but I'm worried it's not gonna be funny, just annoying industry celeb drama, in which case I don't care
Literally just driving through and made a stop for coffee. Why are you so assblasted?
How the shit did coffee tell you anything about industry gossip
Why are you trying to start shit?
why are you so weirdly defensive about it? you said a trip to connecticut helped you learn some info but when asked how or why you just get all indignant like you were just asked an absurd question
I didn’t say it was a trip, I said I was there. You’re the one that stared making assumptions and going off about drama.
One time my brother and I found a DVD for Max Fleischer Superman at out Granparent's house. We didn't understand how DVD cases worked at the time, and didn't know you were supposed to push the middle to get the DVD out. So we ended up shattering the copy, trying to get it out. We were surprised our Grandpa didn't get mad. He just explained how DVD cases worked.
He didn’t get mad because that dvd could easily be replaced for a dollar.
I was legit going to post some stuff about creators I've met and my friends who went to CalArts and worked at southpark/netflix and the stuff they said but this thread is just full of insane nonsense.
Played house with my sister once when we were kids. Used to watch a bunch of action movies where the dudes normally slept shirtless, so that’s how I thought adults were supposed to sleep. Mom walked in, my sister was lying in the bed and I was just taking my shirt off.
They didn’t let us play unsupervised for a long time after that.
Not very weird or interesting and barely Cinemaphile but i lent my copy of arkham origins to the cute girl cashier at gamestop so we would be in contact but she never called me back but now I'm glad because in retrospect i managed to get rid of a crappy game.
I made a friend through Cinemaphile.
that's nice
Had a dream involving these two. Dunno why tho. A possible psychological and emotional need in life?
who?
Tack the Cobbler (left) and Princess Yum Yum (right). Both are from the Thief and the Cobbler
huh, yknow i had a feeling but i wasn't certain since it's so off model
It is fan art after all that I found btw. But it was a long time ago that I had that dream and I still think about it.
I got the entire company internet access restricted because I was reading las lindas in my work place god knows how many years it was ago. Only realized it after a year or two, I was young and i didn't know they kept a log of everything you accessed trough your computer, it was my first job as well.
pic related
aside from that i caught a coworker reading manage a 3 at work a few times but i never mentioned that to him. we are still friends.
I worked at a coffee shop in MN about 5-6 years ago and my supervisor left his phone on the counter to hurry to clean up a spill and I glanced at it while making an order and his browser was open to a gif of the brother and sister from Gravity Falls kissing. I didn't tell anyone else because I'm not a narc but... seriously, homie?
I had a dream about a miraculous ladybug and digimon crossover.
I had a weird dream about miraculous lady bug and digimon
Well I once visited Cinemaphile and became sad.
I was raped by a svtfoe girl
>same exact post
>same exact timestamp
did Cinemaphile glitch or did you and your doppleganger decide to post about this shared trauma at the exact moment
I was raped by a svtfoe girl
im seeing doubles, four rape victims!
She raped me in my sleep she first stuck a dildo up my ass the sucked me off.
ooooh nooooo
she can't keep getting away with it
I used to think Ruby was a boy and put her as all my profile pictures back in high school.
Also I seriously didn’t ever realise Steven Universe was LGBT until years later because I never saw the wedding episode I just thought everyone was good friends
When I was very young I played on a swing in public and some weird impulse made me yell a few lines from the Mighty Ducks intro. I still remember the shockwave of sudden embarassment I felt afterwards.
What are some weird shit you've seen fans do irl? For me it's "Mommalorians"
I'm fascinated to know what these women's lives are like day to day, do they purely do this for the picture, or do they actually baby this creature like it's a child every day? Is it something they play with whenever they feel like and then put it in back in storage like a doll, or do they feel an obligation to it, like "it's morning, gotta feed baby Yoda!" like it's an actual living baby? What happens to that food? Is it just for the picture and then someone else eats it or throws it out, or do they spoonfeed the doll and everything and then clean up all the food the mashed onto it's plastic face? Who are these "fwiends" that came to visit, are they just pretend or is this a group of people who all own baby Yodas and get together for playdates with their babies???? I'm boggling my noggle here
>do they feel an obligation to it, like "it's morning, gotta feed baby Yoda!" like it's an actual living baby?
Kinda not Cinemaphile related, but there are manufacturers of extremely life-like baby dolls for this exact type of mental derangement.
I hate this and want to believe these are shitposts, but they are equally likely to just be 40yo childless lonely women.
Why does this fill me with an overwhelming sadness? Like there is no anger or malice just sadness.
It's absolutely women who have either lost a child or unable to have kids for some reason
I was obsessed with Invader Zim as a teenager. Even dressed up as him for Halloween and went to school with the costume. It went about as well as you could expect.
But you know, doing weird, embarrassing stuff is kind of based, compared to fading into the background and never being noticed.
I had a weird fever dream about a live-action Calvin and Hobbes movie sometime last year.
When I was nine years old I watched the premiere of that episode of eene where the eds use johnny to annoy the shit out of everyone, and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. So I started imitating johnny, constantly saying "why?" when people would talk to me. I kept doing it until my crush said I had "mental issues" and called me a moron. I cried and then I stopped being annoying... well I stopped saying "why" all the time at least