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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Pete proposing to Goofy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pontifex maxiyucks

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this gonna be another schizo thread? I'm excited!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling friends will never be able to be discussed normally ever again due to schizos

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a bit out of the loop, what happened?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some deranged coomie has had a vendetta on the show for the moral of some of the shows episodes like "Spending all day on the internet and having a porn addiction might not be too good for your mental health" and is accusing the creator Zach for being a Christian fundamentalist.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some Schizo coomer is mad the creator made fun of porn addicts and thinks he’s a “Neopuritan Christian fundamentalist” who’s trying to take his precious fap bait away from him, he has several homosexuals who clap like seals and agree with everything he says. He’s so notorious, Oneyplays actually mentioned him recently, and I guess that’s what got him spolled up and posting about how Smiling Friends is “Christian propaganda”, again. Which sucks, because it was peaceful without him and his ass riders.

            Imagine being mad at someone advocating for you to live a fulfilling, productive, worthwhile, and overall happy life

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              1:40 Is basically the entire debacle summed up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some Schizo coomer is mad the creator made fun of porn addicts and thinks he’s a “Neopuritan Christian fundamentalist” who’s trying to take his precious fap bait away from him, he has several homosexuals who clap like seals and agree with everything he says. He’s so notorious, Oneyplays actually mentioned him recently, and I guess that’s what got him spolled up and posting about how Smiling Friends is “Christian propaganda”, again. Which sucks, because it was peaceful without him and his ass riders.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This makes me want to laugh but at the same time leaves me a little depressed. Shit like this is exactly what they want.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling friends will never be able to be discussed normally ever again due to schizos

      [...]

      Why the frick are you homies still talking about that? It's been forever since there was a thread like that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's been forever since there was a thread like that
        We've had several the past couple days when Zach revealed he found out about the guy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zach found out about the puritanspammer?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They directly reference him and bring up the graph he made in an episode of oneyplays

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              episode?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Starts at about 12:20

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek props to Industrycuck for managing to be relevant even outside of this website

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick no don't give the schizos hope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can tell anti neopuritan got under their skin. He's doing god's work.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. homosexual that wrote the "Lyle hates everyone there" Reddit post

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you actually watch the video? Because I knew nothing about this, watched it, and just hear a few guys laughing about some moron. They talk about it for a minute, if that, and it's
                "You gota see it's most amazing thing, he made like a graphic; he is like schizoid obsessed" and then back to the game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just now finding out about this. Show me graph

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit i love that image, wheres the follow up one that ones just as great

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is there?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has gotta be bait, but with these types of people it's hard to tell.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >2022
                >this has been going on for more than a year
                i dont think its a troll anymore...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething christhomosexuals

                you hate christianity because it holds you accountable for your actions and you don't want to feel bad about doing gross and depraved things. That's literally it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and started making fun of him in Oneyplays. Which means that now he is not only a laughing stock in Cinemaphile but Zach's overall audience.
            So out of spite he's going to "get back" at Zach for the public humiliation by making himself an even bigger schizo than ever before.

            Because the best way to prove you aren't an obnoxious freak is to be the biggest and most obnoxious freak you can be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zach basically confirmed the guy was completely right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you got what you wanted

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a vehicle for the creator's fundie opinion after all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Do things in moderation and don't dopamine overload yourself" is a fundie opinion now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the reason corn flakes were invented.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being an ascetic that eats bland food all the time is good for you
          vs
          >Maybe ordering Doordash every single day and eating nothing but food that's been chemically engineered to be addicting is bad for you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and to stop masturbation
          Y'know the guy that made cornflakes also popularized circumcision in the united states for non-religious reasons?
          He claimed it would help prevent masturbation, dude was a fricking nutcase

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks he can take porn away from me
    Not a chance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel that they actually acknowledge you schizos in one of the latest videos?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No different, they clearly still want me exterminated for having different beliefs, like I assumed before hand

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we have a normal, fun thread pls?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's seen doing dinner grace in the beginning of the second movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *he's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's fair to assume that the cross was thrown in there as a dumb little visual gag and that you shouldn't glean any deeper meaning from it.
    >The silly cartoon man has his shirt off but has realistic body hair, realstic man boobs, and let's just throw in a cross necklace in there
    Zach and Michael aren't dumb guys, but they do like dumb gags. It's also worth noting that Charlie isn't a particularly virtuous character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? There's an entire episode of the show dedicated to Charlie going to hell and being rescued by God with the message "you shouldn't enjoy nice things"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the moral was just "Don't be a sourpuss in Christmas, spend time with friends instead of locking yourself in your room all day and helping others is good" schizo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO HE WANTS TO STOP ME FROM GOONING ALL DAY LONG TO DIAPER PORN

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daredevil and Helena Bertinelli, duh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catholics aren't Christian.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething christcucks itt.
        SF has dropped many religious references throughout the show "christ the redeemer/see big jesus/cross" and frick off it's a thinly veiled agenda.

        Yes they are there's no difference

        I think it's fair to assume that the cross was thrown in there as a dumb little visual gag and that you shouldn't glean any deeper meaning from it.
        >The silly cartoon man has his shirt off but has realistic body hair, realstic man boobs, and let's just throw in a cross necklace in there
        Zach and Michael aren't dumb guys, but they do like dumb gags. It's also worth noting that Charlie isn't a particularly virtuous character.

        Wrong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. It's like SU but for Christcucks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. It's like SU but for Christcucks.

          Neo puritan /misc/ trash like smiling friends need to ban ban.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is built for human females.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't charlie himself practically a human in his world?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure he's a Homunculus.
        It seems like they're a kind of artificially created race that can still give birth and reproduce normally, but they also can just kinda congeal in a gutter somewhere and just become sentient.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in this world it seems like theres two types of creatures, humans and "critters"
        Theres a thin line between some of them, like the boss who may or may not be human its a little hard to tell

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically started liking Zach a little less after the Christian joke at the end of that one Smiling Friends episode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just mad that Christianity is real and Judaism isn't, Tomar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, believing men can be God and that people should pray to "saints" is completely normal and not at all something similar to what literal Hindus do.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and that people should pray to "saints"
          Oh yeah we shouldn't pray to saints, symbols of virtue in the church, we'll pray to some dudes that got high as balls out in the desert and claimed they not only talked to God, but were chosen by him to be prophetic religious leaders because... well they just were, okay?!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Saints
            >"symbols of virtue"
            Most of your guys were alcoholics, literal prostitutes, and poor morons who were killed by catholics only for them to start worshipping them later on. catholicism will never be taken seriously as other forms of Christianity lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >catholicism will never be taken seriously as other forms of Christianity lmao
              Found the Slav. The Orthodox church is for pigmen and pigfricker children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Orthodox church is for pigmen and pigfricker children.
                Let me fix that for you
                > All religion is for pigmen and pigfricker children.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Atheists are legit the only sane people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Atheists
                Atheists are children who are stuck in a false dichotomy.
                Deism is the real way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I believe in a magic sky daddy that doesn't do anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would I believe in a magic sky daddy that doesn't do anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have an actual argument or are you just here to do that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Posts are just namecalling
                >People ad hom back
                >NOOOOO! HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no reasonable or rational debate/discussion possible when it comes to religion
                Thats what it is a vastly inferior explanation for anything when compared to atheism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather take "we don't know yet, but we'll keep questioning" than "God is always the answer and no you can't question it at all

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no reasonable or rational debate/discussion possible when it comes to religion
                Argument from reason.
                Now go back. r/atheism is private, so you shitters can still circlejerk there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no reasonable or rational debate/discussion possible when it comes to religion
                Thats what it is a vastly inferior explanation for anything when compared to atheism

                >r/atheism is private
                *isn't
                Typo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Argument from reason.
                What do you mean? Are you honestly trying to say religion is more reasonable than atheism in what sense?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                from reason.
                >What do you mean?
                ...It's the name of a specific argument from apologists in the past you moron.
                You're sitting here trying to jerk off anons about "muh debate," but you've never actually looked at what debates were had outside of Youtube clips?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just skimmed the Wikipedia page, so basically "nothing can be proven either way therefor its all true"
                That's stupid and doesn't make any sense, I don't care about that argument, God isn't real

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just skimmed the Wikipedia page, so basically
                In other words, you don't have any idea what the argument says, nor did you know shit about it.

                >"nothing can be proven either way therefor its all true"
                You want a rational counterargument, yet when given something to work it, all you have is this incorrect reductionist take?
                To give a better simplification, naturalistic beliefs are self-contradictory. Another force in the universe should then be considered outside of naturalistic views.
                C.S. Lewis and the like trying to extend this to the Christian God goes outside of the scope of the argument (as criticized), but it does provide reasoning for why someone could feasibly look towards the existence of a mover outside of naturalistic atheism.

                You.
                Dumb.
                Frick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Another force in the universe should then be considered outside of naturalistic views.
                Why do you assume there HAS to be some "force"
                You don't need to assume an entity or sentient has to exist in order to speculate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do you assume there HAS to be some "force"
                Because it's not nothing.
                In the purposes of debate/argument, "naturalism" means the belief that all of reality exists entirely within conventionally natural means.
                I know you're the type of Redditard who probably thinks it just means a fancy synonym for "nudism," but come on. This shit is BASIC.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"naturalism" means the belief that all of reality exists entirely within conventionally natural means.
                And what's wrong with that? It makes more sense than some magical spiritual entity clapping its hands or whatever and willing everything into existence

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And what's wrong with that?
                The argument I posted, which you still don't know about, directly challenges the notion you question-begging moron.

                >Muh magic

                So your argument is just to impress everyone by spamming "rational" over and over.
                Cool.

                was right. You really don't have anything other than repeating the same buzzwords your friends over at r/atheism jerk each other off with.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Skydaddy uncircumcised penis u dum u illogical sand israelites and sky daddies woth daddy complex
                >Wow, why is there no logical debate to be had here?
                Not giving Redditard a (you)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead then, give me a logical and reasonable and rational explanation as to why you'd be religious rather that Atheistic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simple.
                (You) are a counterexample to the idea that atheists are inherently rational and intelligent.
                If belief is then personal flavor, then why should anyone want to act like a pseudo intellectual Reddit migrant?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never tried to claim atheists are inherently rational, just the ideology of atheism. Atheism as an ideology towards looking at the world is rational, human beings are not rational. That's why you get people like me who despite being an uneducated homosexual, am able to see that atheism makes more sense than religion

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So your argument is just to impress everyone by spamming "rational" over and over.
                Cool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why you get people like me who despite
                I can guarantee that nobody here is using the guy obsessed with circumcized penises as a measure for what "makes sense."

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're a fool, because I have something in my brain smarter than yours, although it's not my entire brain

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because I have something in my brain smarter than yours, although it's not my entire brain
                I think you overestimate the value and sentience of Tyrone's semen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would I believe in a magic sky daddy that doesn't do anything
                You're getting locked into these false dichotomies about the nature of reality, and you're trying to win an argument where there isn't one. You don't "need" a reason to believe it, because the belief doesn't actually change who you are. It just changes your frame of reference
                The other guy responding to you is completely baiting you, by the way, and you look like a fool for engaging him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't "need" a reason to believe it, because the belief doesn't actually change who you are.
                You need reasons to believe in anything you believe, if you're okay with just accepting "this is true because I say so" you're a loser
                Also, religion DOES change who you are, you think anyone would give a shit about the rights of other people if they didn't read in their Bible (written years ago by people of their same association) that they are the most holy and precious sect of human and God loves them more than any other type of human

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You need reasons to believe in anything you believe
                You're confusing belief with knowledge and conviction.
                There's a difference between "I think", and "I know".

                >Also, religion DOES change who you are
                Deism isn't a religion.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's the thing, with religion, you don't get to change what you "think." The purpose of thinking is finding the truth, you think, then you are eventually able to say "I know." But a religion is "I think this, it is the ultimate answer to everything, therefore I believe it's the answer to everything and I won't allow questions or further thinking

                >Deism isn't a religion.
                It's still believing in something spiritual, which is stupid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's still believing in something spiritual, which is stupid
                The homosexual that demanded people give him serious counterarguments is just blatantly replying to shit with "that's stupid."

                Truly, he is the most rational of us all....

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You want me to give an in depth explanation for why believing in ghosts basically isn't rational or logical?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You want me to give an in-depth explanation for what a strawman argument is?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know what that it, it's what the bird get scared of

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point, I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay, I have autism too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I heavily suspect you never even heard of deism until today.
                You have a gross misunderstanding of how it works or what it actually implies. I'm not upset by what you're saying, just really sad for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard of it before, I haven't looked up the definition or cared to
                >I'm not upset by what you're saying, just really sad for you.
                I'm sad for you too, you seem like someone who's well educated, yet you've been consistently replying to a 20 year old moron trolling on a board for comic books and children's cartoons

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you seem like someone who's well educated
                This is probably the most insidious attempt at emotional manipulation that I see you types routinely try to pull off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I be trying to emotionally manipulate you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WhY wOuLd i
                This shit annoys me too.
                You're asking people to just assume you're here on good faith as a defense against having someone point out that you're being underhanded.

                >be trying to emotionally manipulate you
                It's a backhanded compliment. It's the same shit as whenever someone says that someone's "smart, but misguided," it's trying to appeal to their ego in order to get them to accept your own argument by trying to reframe it as beneficial, propping up your own stance through un-earnest altruism.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, I can tell you're emotionally struggling with this right now. If you'd like, you can continue to contact me through the email [email protected] before this thread inevitably gets deleted

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uhm... ackshually sweetie, I can see that you are in a place of turmoil, but...
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
                Like I said, emotional manipulation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not on purpose I'm sorry 🙁

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                k.
                Now frick off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you want me to frick off to, sir?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smiling gays love their gaslighting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm just moronic
                please start your religious discussion with that next time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I start all my conversations like that irl

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smiling Friends can't even make proper religious discussions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. That's like the islamophobes that think muslims want LGBT dead because their religion prescribes indifference to violent and oppressive governments.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's like the islamophobes that think muslims want LGBT dead because their religion prescribes indifference to violent and oppressive governments.
                Are you trying to say that LGBT has any sway in how any government works? You're a fricking moron, the Quran says to brutally murder gays just "because God says so"
                Yet their prophet can frick a 9 year old girl and still have people travel across the world to lick that big stupid black box his corpse is in or whatever

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >catholicism will never be taken seriously as other forms of Christianity lmao
              Without Catholicism all we'd have are israelites and Slavs, and Pagan religions would have ruled Europe and later the world.
              So yes, frick Catholicism for spreading Abrahamic religion further than any other denomination or faith could've ever possibly hoped to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and Pagan religions would have ruled Europe and later the world.
                kek, imagine think that some barbarians could even stand against islam.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh yeah we shouldn't pray to saints, symbols of virtue in the church, we'll pray to some dudes that got high as balls out in the desert and claimed they not only talked to God, but were chosen by him to be prophetic religious leaders because... well they just were, okay?!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >believing men can be God
          Man is better than god at this point, what are his accomplishments making a bunch of fricking floating rocks? Lame, only one of them has anything interesting on it and they aren't even that interesting.
          Humans made yogurt, that shits fricking rad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you can tell he was seething over christgays getting roasted over the last decade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't meant to be serious, its a joke like "Oh, unfortunately that religion that says you'll be tortured forever if you upset this big mad in the sky is real."

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't wait til we get to the point where religion is such a joke in overall society that nobody gives a shit about a preschool show mentioning it as a joke

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Society will always have religion. It's just what that religion is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really, all religion is is what society turns to in the absence of true facts, logic, and science.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            > true facts, logic, and science.
            Which are decided by the ruling worldview (essentially all a religion is). 300 years ago there being only two genders would be a true fact, logical, and scientific.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >300 years ago there being only two genders would be a true fact, logical, and scientific.
              In what society? Because there were society's years ago that viewed gender as fluid as we realize they are now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                [...]
                you will never know how good foreskin feels

                Why would I believe in a magic sky daddy that doesn't do anything

                >that viewed gender as fluid as we realize they are now
                >circumcised dudes are completely ruined down there
                >you will never know how good foreskin feels
                >daddy
                I'm noticing a theme here...

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Which are decided by the ruling worldview
              No, they're decided by scientific research and studying. Just because the grand populace believes in a magic sky daddy doesnt mean hes real

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand humans at all. Humans have a "religious" impulse by nature. Devoid an outlet humans will still manifest religious-like dogmatic views. We're literally seeing this right now when it comes to racial and gender politics for example.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              For the record, the term "gender" was coined because they didn't want to use the word "sex" all the time. There are only two genitals, but men and women don't have to be adonis or aphrodite. This gender mess is all because society is broken, unironically.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This gender mess is all because society is broken, unironically.
                They why have trans people existed for all of humanity's history

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought people with two genitals aren't trans?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mental illness has existed for all of humanity's history
                Correct

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right... what what do we use for people with mental illnesses? Treatments, and what's the best possible treatment for trans people? Unironicly out of all research, its affirmation and allowing them to transition, trying to force them to stay as their assigned gender at birth doesn't work and often makes mental illnesses worse

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to bait, be more subtle. This is rookie work.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not bait, I know it's hard for you to comprehend (having your own mental illnesses and all) but I genuenly want to defend trans people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trannies are mentally ill coomers. Their best treatment is to stop jacking off for a year.
                homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day, chud. Your culture is dying slowly and surely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Their best treatment is to stop jacking off for a year
                You do know that after bottom surgery there's a significant period of time where trans people can't have any sexual activity, right? Including jerking off, meaning that it's not just a fetish.
                If trans people were just doing it do get off, then the vast VAST majority of them wouldn't be satisfied with transitioning (which a majority are)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                how many of them actually get their dick cut off?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dick cut off
                Not all trans people are MtF, but its a small percentage of trans people that end up getting both top and bottom surgery, which could be for a variety of reasons beyond "it's just a fetish"
                Such as they're not able to afford it, they don't have the social or familial support, they're in a country/state where they don't have access to it, or one where being openly trans gets you killed, or they just simply don't want a drastically life changer surgery and are affirmed enough by taking hormones and presenting separately from their gender assigned at birth

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i too support chemically castrating the mentally ill
                curious what Zack and Chris think about transgenderism. will we see such a thing in Smiling Friends?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >curious what Zack and Chris think about transgenderism
                I'm sure they're fine with it, considering Cory's girlfriend is trans and they've hung out together and always use her pronouns properly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know nothing about SRS if you think it's "chemical castration"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                they better not be able to have kids afterwards if they're mentally deranged enough to mutilate their own bodies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disabled people are inferior specimen and should not be able to procreate
                >can't give a valid reason as to why trans people are "disabled"
                Hmm sounds familiar..

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                41%

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                80% of all suicides total are cisgender men.
                Is there something fundamentally wrong and immoral about the way cis men are that cause them to be mentally ill enough to commit suicide this frequently?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Men are stupid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trannies are a minority
                >trannies are the minority of suicides
                the S O Y is too deeply ingrained at this point, you can no longer do basic deduction

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                broken aberrations of the general populace are not a modern concept.

                This argument really seems to boil down to "everything that can exist naturally means it's natural", which retroactively makes any disability "natural". This also assumes that everything "natural" is good. Just a silly argument all around

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't stating that as in "trans people are natural therfore there's nothing wrong with them" what I mean by that is that trans people, for a long portion of society, were accepted, well before there was gender nobody really gave a shit about anything, but even in some old Roman cultures or something I belive, they'd bury trans women as women, in the same tombs as women, with the same types of materials and such you'd also give to women, with their female names. That's what breaks the argument "in 1000 years archeologists will be able to tell your gender through your bones" yeah, and they'll also be able to tell if you were trans

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 is delayed until 2026 because adult swim can't find anyone willing to tolerate zach's neopuritanism

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Peanuts gang I believe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >circumcised dudes are completely ruined down there
    i mean i was circumcised at birth so it's not like i can personally compare, but i wouldnt say it's "ruined"
    Im not advocating for circumcision, i disagree with it ethically, im only defending my personal experience with it (because im insecure about how much pleasure my penis feels compared to someone uncut)
    I can feel a lot down there, my head is still fairly sensitive, yet i know its not AS sensitive as an uncut guy. but i'm not, personally, "ruined"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking to a "skeptic" schizo unironically trying to say that men whom are circumcised are literally castrated while projecting his anger.
      You don't need to explain yourself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >circumcised dudes are completely ruined down there
        i mean i was circumcised at birth so it's not like i can personally compare, but i wouldnt say it's "ruined"
        Im not advocating for circumcision, i disagree with it ethically, im only defending my personal experience with it (because im insecure about how much pleasure my penis feels compared to someone uncut)
        I can feel a lot down there, my head is still fairly sensitive, yet i know its not AS sensitive as an uncut guy. but i'm not, personally, "ruined"

        you will never know how good foreskin feels

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you will never know how good foreskin feels
          I don't frick dudes, so that's a given.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that's not my fault, why've you gotta be a dick about it? If I had the ability to choose i wouldn't have chosen having the skin covering the most sensitive part of my dick along with thousands of nerve endings be removed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least you'll never be a disgusting coomer, amerimutt

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But I am, even despite being circumcised... there's no benefit to circumcision unless there's already a condition (I know of a guy that had a circumcision as an adult due to his foreskin not being able to be pulled back anymore for some reason, they fricked it up so badly though that he was wheelchair bound afterwards)
              Circumcision doesn't stop the urge to jerk off it just makes it less pleasurable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's why like i said, american men are angry. hope you find some other outlet besides shooting hot sticky loads

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got any suggestions? Jerking off and eating junk food are pretty much all I do anymore

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                find some routine and slowly build on it. walking every day, even if it's just to the mailbox or something. lying out in the sun for a few minutes. set timers and make yourself go to bed at the same time every night

                simple shit but the idea is to do things that make you mildly uncomfortable but don't debilitate you

                board games are an interest i've really grown to enjoy b/c i can go to social events while also not having to be super socialable. it's really nice to feel presence in some community, no matter what that is. but you do have to be willing to be uncomfortable and make that jump

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he go to hell?
    That implies christianity is wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It implies he wasn't one of the elect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, it just implies that he's sinned, which could've been him earlier in the episode being a bit of a jerk to his friends on Christmas eve (even though it was a little justified) or it could've been just something else, like when his grandma says she's there just for saying "damn"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That implies christianity is wrong.
      At the end of the episode they literally say Christianity is true.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lot of comics and cartoons being discussed here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling Friends is unfunny and not worth discussion, it's for the best

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Frick Smiling Friends, this is the kind of discussion we need.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This trash is all cartoons are focused on anymore so it counts, name me a currently airing cartoon that doesn't have race, religion, gender identity, or sexuality portrayed in it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anymore
        It's been like this since the 90s. Leftists ruin everything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so it counts
        Not how cartoon discussion works moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smiling Friends

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Smiling friends has the "God is your savior" episode.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a Christmas episode where Gilbert Gottfried saved Charlie in the last few minutes.
            Hardly the savior episode people think it is.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean GOD, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, even his last name is a play on god. I didn't type the whole thing but you know what I mean; God popping up for a joke isn't the same as shoving religion in your face.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the 60s: all of them.
    After the 60s: not unless directly stated as such.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    back on topic

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we scare off the neopuritans now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's time

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: anons off their OCPD meds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's every thread

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Charlie!

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is a homosexual b***h. Post a character or gtfo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding out that Zach found out about the schizo was hilarious. Can't wait to see him double down and say that gooning every second of every day is totally healthy and not at all sad and self-destructive.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don’t Christians just frick off to Twitter and Facebook where they belong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zach brought them here thanks to his preaching.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facebook and Twitter are imploding and we're getting the refugees.
      Why do you think we have so many twitter screenshot threads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole internet is imploding, this is the only place online where you can say "homosexual" without getting banned and tracked down and shot and killed and buried

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even I feel that time is limited here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ackshually, it's the other people that are invading!
      You really think that Reddit's population are full of christgays?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah they had that whole blackout for two days. Wonder how many squat here now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >two days
          Apparently some subs are privating indefinitely.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I give them two weeks tops. If the vast majority of subs could only manage 48 hours, I can't see these other subs go much further.
            We'll still be fricked though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You really think that Reddit's population are full of christgays?
        Unironically yes, being Christian is cool with the younger Zoomers now, they're desperate for something, anything to give them guidance in this modern hellscape.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unironically yes, being Christian is cool with the younger Zoomers now
          Redditards are millennial leftists that find refuge in pop culture.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >leftists
            I can tell you don't even know what that word means beyond what /misc/ told you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Uhm... acktually u dun know what leftists r"
              >"Also u use /misc/!"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being Christian is cool with the younger Zoomers now
          Are you sure about that? I'm a zoomer and as far as I'm aware, most of my generation is ditching religion

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Larping as a zoomer
            >Doesn’t even try to sound like a zoomer
            homie please. Zoomers love Undertale, FNAF and Mandela catalogue. Series packed with Christian themes and religious symbolism.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Same reason they dick ride smiling friends and unicorn warriors eternal.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know of a way to get rid of coomers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meant zoomers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because i don't want to.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that while Rick and Morty fans are seen as autists the Smiling Friends haters are now known as the autistic ones rather than the show fans

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Miles isn't a man though. He's appropriate for their age.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is what happens when your brain is melted by coom. Competitive breeding instincts chip in for no reason because porn turns them into morons.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill schizos. Behead schizos. Roundhouse kick a schizos into the concrete. Slam dunk a schizos baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy schizos. Defecate in a schizos food. Launch schizos into the sun. Stir fry schizos in a wok. Toss schizos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a schizos gas tank. Judo throw schizos into a wood chipper. Twist schizos heads off. Report schizos to the IRS. Karate chop schizos in half. Curb stomp pregnant schizos. Trap schizos in quicksand. Crush schizos in the trash compactor. Liquefy schizos in a vat of acid. Eat schizos. Dissect schizos. Exterminate schizos in the gas chamber. Stomp schizos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate schizos in the oven. Lobotomize schizos. Mandatory abortions for schizos. Grind schizos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown schizos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize schizos with a ray gun. Kick old schizos down the stairs. Feed schizos to alligators. Slice schizos with a katana.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos are funny I think they should all be placed in a facility where they all have food and water and their own bathroom, and their own personal access to the internet so they can always post their funny ramblings as often as they want

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want more Charlie.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Jesus is our only king"

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luv Smiling Friends and OneyPlays
    Luv jacking off to hot milf furry porn
    Simple as

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it upset you if (content creator) doesn't approve of your masturbation habits?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a totally tame show some cartoon watchers are weirdos.

    Don't boycott this show schizos...

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Christmas is the time to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus."

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