ITT: 80s nostalgia

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >california ca-di-llac
    >a killer at the wheel!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    According to my dad who used to work on a few John Hughes films back in the day, Emilio Estevez would constantly call Molly Ringwald "Molly Ringworm". Like, all day everyday. Even when she pleaded him to stop, literally in tears to him he'd just laugh and make fun of her name. Emilio would yell it at her if she tried to ignore it, he was so unrelenting. Judd Nelson tried to intervene at one point but you could tell he found it just as funny. He never really went in on her like Emilio though. Members of the cast never really said anything about it to either of them. If Emilio was screaming at her and grabbing her, no one would get between them. If she was found in a room crying, people kept walking. and yes, I did say screaming. Emilio would scream in her face about it as a "joke" which some people did laugh at. He would point at her food and say there's ringworm in it. I dont even think he knew what ringworm was honestly. One morning when my dad showed up there was a banner on one of the sets that said "Who's got ringworm? Molly's got ringworm!". This is when she threatened to quit and threw a huge tantrum in her dressing room. If you read articles about why Molly Ringwald thought filming the movie was "troubling" this is why. Emilio actually tried slipping the word ringworm into one of his scenes but John Hughes stopped the scene midway - which was very unlike him - just to tell him not to say it anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One morning when my dad showed up there was a banner on one of the sets that said "Who's got ringworm? Molly's got ringworm!".
      This broke me, lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes sense, she seems genuinely unstable and on the verge of tears in the last half of the movie.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I love 80s stuff I feel like I would have absolutely hated to be alive back then. At least now I can escape my loser life and chill on the internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always wish I lived in the 80s but then I remember the internet wasn't around and that would suck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. As much as normalhomosexuals complain about "social media" (ironically), I think it's better to have the internet than not. At least we have easy access to a lot of useful information. Back in the day if you were alone in real life, you were alone in general. If some idiots at school insulted you using slang that you weren't familiar with and you didn't have an older brother to ask him what it meant, you were fricked. And if you were a sperg with nerd interests in a sea of normies, you would feel like you were the only one in the world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If some idiots at school insulted you using slang that you weren't familiar with and you didn't have an older brother to ask him what it meant, you were fricked.
          yeah back in the 90's we had to ask grandma what fellatio meant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think it's better to have the internet than not.
          Pains me to admit it but yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            We think the government and society is corrupt at frick right now, but really, it's always been that way.
            The only difference is that now, we can actually see all the fricked-up shit going on behind the scenes, and talk about it, and inform each other about it, whereas before the internet, it would just happen without us knowing about it, and the TV would say "everything is okay", and we had no choice but to believe the only information we had: That everything was okay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nah that's moronic people are pants on head moronic now even normies are fricking autistic
          I think 1998 was probably the time to end technological progression

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >At least we have easy access to a lot of useful information
          For every one person that net benefited from the Internet, we have about 50 that came out worse because of it. Probably more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's true. I imagine that the internet is making a ton of crimes a lot easier for a lot of people.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was thinking more about the otakufication of every hobby and interest, but that is true too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the internet has warped us. i'd say internet is fine but social media is a mindpoison

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always wish I lived in the 80s but then I remember the internet wasn't around and that would suck.

      You chilled with your buddies irl instead of on the net.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in the 90s so I guess I kind of got a taste for it. If I didn't want to hang out then I stayed home and played Super Nintendo or whatever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >played Super Nintendo
          Based richgay, we were riding bikes in the park, I still have some good scars, zoomers don't know what is a scar.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomers don't know what is a scar.
            And that's a good thing. Zoomers have it ez pz.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomers have it ez pz.
              No wonder why they're all weak.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The 90s to early 2000s really was kind of a golden era.
          >Don't care about technology? Going out for a bike ride with your friends, just looking for shit to do, or places to walk around, maybe stopping by a corner store for a slurpee or some 5-cent candies, or finding some abandoned shit where you can throw rocks at old junk was totally normal
          >If you were older, you'd go for a car cruise out to some spot to drink or smoke some weed, and maybe shoot pellet guns or slingshots at shit
          >If you were big into technology and had no friends, computer and console video games were becoming HUGE, just starting to edge their way out of niche hobby, tons of people with passion for good games were leading development teams to make grand experiences unlike anything seen in the 16-bit era
          >If you liked tech and had friends, it was the golden age of couch-multiplayer for consoles (remember when factory consoles came with FOUR controller ports?) and LAN parties were more popular than ever.

          It truly was the best balance between entertainment-technology and social cohesion. In the 80s, there was too little entertainment-tech available, and too much focus on socializing, whereas in the 2010s, there was already getting to be too much entertainment-tech reliance, and too little focus on socializing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had no buddies irl.

        >If some idiots at school insulted you using slang that you weren't familiar with and you didn't have an older brother to ask him what it meant, you were fricked.
        yeah back in the 90's we had to ask grandma what fellatio meant

        I asked my mom what the Spanish slang word for blowjob meant cause I had no idea and she said she didn't know either. So everyone in my class literally pointed fingers at me and said "HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS :D"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not being able to go online is exactly why I would have loved it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me the sweet spot was the 2000s when only the right people had internet access or cared enough to participate actively on the internet. Now it's full of ESLs from shitty countries, normalgays, women, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ESLs
          Ii never understood how this is an insult. I'm literally the only one in my social circle who only speaks English, and it always made me feel kind of insecure. Hell, my fricking aunt speaks four languages and she's like 70. Granted, she used to be a stewardess, but still. Kinda regret not learning at least one foreign language when I was younger, 'cause there's no way I'm doing it now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's an insult only when it implies that it's someone who can barely speak English. It's fricking annoying when you see so many people posting in broken English and using American slang they learned from Netflix.
            >you not ... watches star wars xD sounds like you moron bro!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can escape your loser life in 3D, anon. Lift, read a book, go for a hike, join the local drama club, restore that old car that's been rotting away in the garage, paint, get a workbench and make some shit, take up am instrument, fricking go for a drink alone for frick's sake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >those suggestions
        Holy normalhomosexualry, Batman!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Motherfricker if they told you breathing is normalhomosexualry would you hold your breath until you croaked? Frick. Being an edgy, troubled, 2-1337-4u loner in a dark room surrounded by crusty take-out packages is only cool in the movies, homosexual. IRL it's pathetic and weak. Get the frick out of the house, Serial Experiments Lame, 'case one day you're gonna wake up and you're gonna be 50, and boy that won't be a pretty picture. Get you shit together before your legacy boils down to some Karen being interviewed on the news going like "He was such a nice man, I don't understand why he would do such a thing!". Jesus. Zoomers are fricking hopeless.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials and zoomers can never and will never understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single female character
      pure kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>not a single female character
        There was at least that black woman at the beginning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black women are honorary men

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That takes me back

      Who is the chaddest Strauss and why is it Richard?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically i wish i could live in the 80s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a nice time to grow up in. Every day I forget more of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was a zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no shit, every decade before today and after the world wars was infinitely better than the nightmare world we inhabit today. Even the 2000s seems like a paradise by comparison.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whats the plot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Blockbuster exist in the 80s? lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes pleb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pleb
          Call me a pleb again friendo, I will beat you up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Early 2000's
      >Go to Blockbuster with step dad
      >Rent a movie and video game
      >Spend the night playing video game then watch movie with step dad and mom

      got me fricked up on nostalgia

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small soldiers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Breakfast Club

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We're on a mission from god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the most rewatchable movies ever.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which season of Power Rangers is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S1

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we would return to neon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which mall is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's in California. Was utter kino in the 80s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >California
          What's it called? I wonder if it's the mall that appears in one of the races in the arcade game California Speed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but It's Galleria at South Bay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cool pic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking truly amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's in California. Was utter kino in the 80s

      Kino.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really brings a tear to my eye, Marty.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we ever return?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Sorry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "We"? No. With how devoted our societies are now to adhering to artificial social norms, and all the rules/laws/regulations that now ban most forms of fun that people used to enjoy, "we" as a society and culture, can never go back. The people who control our society/culture are making way too much money, and have way too much control over us, with the way things have been going.

      But "You"? Yes.
      Here's how, in 6 steps:

      1. Get rid of social media. All of it. Yes, even this. Stop coming to Cinemaphile. It's fricking up your emotions and sense of socialization more than you realize. No one wants to casually chat about how the world is getting Zog'd, even if it's true, and even if they agree with you. Also you knowing about it still does nothing to change it. All it does is make you miserable knowing how powerless you are to fix society. Blissful ignorance was the way of the golden age. It made people happy just to get outside and say "hi" to someone.

      2. Stop watching the news, ignore politics, don't vote. Get yourself away from as much trendy bullshit as possible. In fact, just avoid the internet for anything other than e-mail and shit.

      3. Re-experience all that old media that was full of original ideas, and seemed to always "get it right" when it came to story elements and characters. Enjoy watching a movie again instead of feeling unfulfilled and left with a sour taste in your mouth because the director felt the need to "subvert your expecations" for the 1000th time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Social media truly is the greatest evil of all time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4. Get your socialization from humans, in-person. Actually start trying to make small talk with strangers. Make some acquaintances beyond your coworkers/classmates/guildmates.

        5. Get outside for entertainment. If you're bored, your first step should be to leave the house and go find something to do. Jump in your car and drive, or just start walking in a random direction, see what you might find.

        6. This is the most impossible one - something even I haven't managed yet. Ditch the cell-phone. Yeah, smartphones are way too much these days, all we really need is the ability to- WOAH. Did I just say ditch the smartphone? No motherfricker, I said ditch the CELL phone. Being in constant contact and communication with everyone you've ever known at every second of the day no matter where you are, is not fricking natural for the human mind. If nothing else, wouldn't it just be glorious if your boss tried to call you, but only got your answering machine, because you were out enjoying a nice uninterrupted dinner with your partner, so you weren't home to answer the landline and pick up a "surprise shift" that night? Ditch the cell, get a landline.

        Once you have achieved all 6 steps, you've basically made it back to the golden days.
        If anyone has any other tips to live life the "good old way", please add to this.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros I just want 80s gf

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quirky outsider girl gets turned into a normie and fricks the sports team chad
    >richie rich girl gets down and dirty with the abusive sociopathic future (or current) alcoholic chad (played by a israeli actor)
    >suicidal incel nerd loser who wanted to blow his brains out but only found solace in his new friends (who he will never interact with again) is saddled with doing the report for all of them and continues on without friends or pussy

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's take the best dressed character and make her dress like shit!
    Bravo Hughes

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss my dad ;~;

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too man, me too

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name ONE good thing about the 80s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amnesty for illegal aliens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator for example, and in general a hundred of iconic movies.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is so stupid five 30-something high school students get high, insult each other and do dancing montages, woo-fricking-hoo, what a ride./s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is really stupid, I don't know why it was so succesful or why normal people nowadays still claim they like it so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is really stupid, I don't know why it was so succesful or why normal people nowadays still claim they like it so much.

      Words cannot describe how glad I am for not being a zoomer
      Imagine being born in the most soulless era of humanity and not being able to enjoy anything that isn't coated in ten layers of irony
      I feel so bad for you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go do your taxes Gary

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine being born in the most soulless era of humanity and not being able to enjoy anything that isn't coated in ten layers of irony
        But you'd be able to enjoy old things on the internet. And thanks to the based quarantine you'd be able to skip a couple of years from high school. Sounds like a dream.
        I'm 29.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about the irony, it's about the fact that nothing happens in this fricking movie, it's just moving images and loud noises that only exist to hold the attention of mindless drones, literally no different than Teletubbies but coated in a layer of pretentious "For adults" smegma.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing happens in this fricking movie
          Everything happens, son. Everything.
          >coated in a layer of pretentious "For adults" smegma
          Probably the most well-written teenagers in any movie ever. But I get it, it's not really your fault. You were robbed of an actual childhood, which is why you cant appreciate it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I can't "appreciate" postmodern non-storytelling.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The Breakfast Club
              >postmodern non-storytelling
              0/10 bait. See me after class.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It literally is tough, the 80s were the peak of postmodernism prior to the 2010s, everything became vacuous, offensively anti-aesthetic and vulgar, it was in this vacuum of legitimate artistry that stuff like brutalist communist block architecture, superfluous hypersexual pop music acts and horrendous fashion proliferated the most, and "The Breakfast Club" epitomises the decadence of the era, it's essentially the perfect precursor to shit like Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey, a pointless story designed to appeal to the sensibilities of ignorant valley girls, the whole thing with the protag is that she is such a speshul quirky snowflake but nobody gets her 🙁 and for some reason the bad boy who to this point has been busy living an exciting life just goes "Hey, this frigid b***h sure seems cool!"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like you could say the same thing about any decade since then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, the 90s and 2000s experimented a brief reprieve from this aesthetic decay, no matter how bad Britney Spears you think was, she had nothing on Madonna's rampant roastiness, who has only really found her match more recently with shit like Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, and further down the line acts like Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff were much less risque; amongst the youth these decades also saw a revival of punk, which spent the entirety of the 80s on life support, with grunge, goth, emo and scene, fashion went either retro-nostalgia with lots of 60s and 70s inspiration or pleasantly minimalistic, cinema produced Independence Days, Titanics and Matrixes, outside of government bureacracy and artsy fartsy postmo museums, architecture was reined back a lot, particularly in the housing sector, with houses and small apartment blocks becoming preferred structures to the massive roach hotels built in the late 70s and 80s which now laid abandoned, even car design flourished with sleeker, aerodynamic models that made those ugly square boats obsolete.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cinema produced Independence Days, Titanics, and Matrixes
                I'd rather have Indiana Joneses, Karate Kids, and Who Framed Roger Rabbits, to be honest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, the 90s and 2000s experimented a brief reprieve from this aesthetic decay, no matter how bad Britney Spears you think was, she had nothing on Madonna's rampant roastiness, who has only really found her match more recently with shit like Nicki Minaj and Cardi B, and further down the line acts like Avril Lavigne and Hilary Duff were much less risque; amongst the youth these decades also saw a revival of punk, which spent the entirety of the 80s on life support, with grunge, goth, emo and scene, fashion went either retro-nostalgia with lots of 60s and 70s inspiration or pleasantly minimalistic, cinema produced Independence Days, Titanics and Matrixes, outside of government bureacracy and artsy fartsy postmo museums, architecture was reined back a lot, particularly in the housing sector, with houses and small apartment blocks becoming preferred structures to the massive roach hotels built in the late 70s and 80s which now laid abandoned, even car design flourished with sleeker, aerodynamic models that made those ugly square boats obsolete.

                How's college?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sub-zero bait. Apply yourself. Unless... you actually believe the shit you're spouting, which makes this even sadder. Words cannot describe how sorry I feel for you if the only thing you see in one of the most seminal, aesthetic and soulful coming-of-age stories of the decade and what's arguably John Hughes' magnum opus, is "the decadence of the era". Wanna talk about horrendous fashion and superfluous, hypersexual pop music? Take a look at TikTok, homosexual. Wanna talk offensively anti aesthetic? Just visit an open house and marvel at the drab, black-and-white deco and grey walls. Wanna talk vulgar? Get a Netflix subscription. Wanna see what a lack of legitimate artistry looks like? Go see a Marvel movie. Read a book by someone who doesn't include their pronouns in their bio, you pretentious c**t. God, what a fricking moron.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Degrassi did it better

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dads are on Cinemaphile
    Great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grandpas too punk.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you cut out the ending and have the film conclude after the confession scene it becomes a 8/10 easily.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched this 2 nights ago, been in love with ringwald since I first saw this.

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