They also didn't get tortured the way jesus did before the crucifixion. But israelites were really pissed for asking them to be nice to goyim. They still are pissed
Why? How tf do you picture the world 2000 years ago? Maybe not in slomo, I'll pre-grant you that, but everything else on display here is disneylike compared to the utter hellscape the world was
>jews depict every single violent way to suffer and die in their media >a single christian depicts crucifixion as it happened in real life instead of just tying someone to a cross and telling him to look tired >jews freak out about "unnecessary violence"
Women dying brutally, while a jolly good show, makes the wrong people pout. Also I think the precise method is meant to be mysterious, and it's less relevant cause the point is the impact this has on Bond, and the meaning it has for how serious the people he's dealing with are.
Umm, this isn't realistic. *pushes up glasses* the truck wouldn't have withstood such temperatures and if that man jumped into lava like that he would instantly lose his muscle integrity in his legs and both he and the man he's holding would tumble in the lava. Sigh. Intelligence is pain. I miss when I could enjoy such simple spectacles *sips sugar free latte*
This man is sent amongst us by malevolent and terrible agencies to sow enmity and affray. Resist his influence, watch both Volcano and Dante's Peak in equal measure.
For me, it's anyone being put on a meat hook or fish hook through the head or chest but I can't remember what movies this happens in since I'm not big into the horror genre. Always seems so fricking brutal though, like the one way I really don't want to go is drowning or a meat hook through the chest
So what was the death here? Drown in a barrel off-site, somehow smuggle that into the hotel disguised as something else, access the room and carefully lay her so there's minimal stray spraying?
I know people are keen to blame the studio for the Hobbit trilogy and they did thoroughly frick everything up but Jackson deserves a shitload of blame, too. The studio wanted a trilogy, yes, but I refuse to believe they mandated that each movie be 3 fricking hours long. They make just as much with 3 90 minute movies.
Jackson just couldn't restrain himself or decide what was crucial or what was filler, which is the same problem he had with King King. I honestly believe making the original LOTR trilogy broke his brain a little because he hasn't been the same since.
>which is the same problem he had with King King
Uncut King Kong is kino. I watch the version with all the stuff that didn't make the extended cut put into it, just because it's all kino.
Why did they make the movies have that stupid fricking bloom effect? It's like everything takes place in an ethereal heavenscape with God's light permeating everything so that even the buildings shine.
You clearly love the show. Go watch it you fricking weirdo.
9 months ago
Anonymous
kek, are you ESL or something?
wtf are you trying to say?
please explain how I said anything remotely positive about AHS
>is on Cinemaphile >doesn't watch movies >"oh frick, I got called out. I know! I'll just say some buzzwords" >kwab globohomosexual burgers? the swealtering summer of '92 play stupid games win stupid prizes safe and effective soigoi, i wonder who's behind this post, blackrock esg
>the only movies that exist are the shitty new bond movies
you're trying too hard
>is on Cinemaphile >doesn't watch movies >"oh frick, I got called out. I know! I'll just say some buzzwords" >kwab globohomosexual burgers? the swealtering summer of '92 play stupid games win stupid prizes safe and effective soigoi, i wonder who's behind this post, blackrock esg
It's a weird anachronism, at the time they believed part of respiration was done through the skin. Having your skin covered completely is definitely unpleasant, but it wouldn't really kill you
I mean the oil itself might, but the idea of "skin suffocation" is bunk, same as in goldfinger
You absorb things into your body through the skin with prolonged soaking, and I think oil is a pretty good bet for killing your eventually, but I think the implication here is they drowned her in oil. Otherwise, they just dispatched her however handy, and then drizzled her with oil for the sake of the message.
I guess I'm maybe thinking of goldfiner, they literally use the term "skin suffocation" which isn't really a thing
You absorb things into your body through the skin with prolonged soaking, and I think oil is a pretty good bet for killing your eventually, but I think the implication here is they drowned her in oil. Otherwise, they just dispatched her however handy, and then drizzled her with oil for the sake of the message.
If you're referring to OP, she was drowned in crude oil since M says "her lungs are filled with it". It is a visual reference to Goldfinger, though. But the body paint in Goldfinger was never implied to be the death of the character, but the death of the actress that played her during filming, which should have been easy to debunk considering the actress starred in other movies after the fact.
people who have painted their entire bodies for raves have died from exactly that. its why youre supposed to leave a section (typically your back) paint free.
yeah, I'm sure the guys dancing at a rave for hours while covered in paint died all because they didn't leave a spot free
wasn't at all related to drugs and dehydration and the usual stuff hardcore ravers die from
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You die from heatstroke not suffocation. You body can't sweat when it's covered in paint, so unless the room is substantially below body temperature, you're going to overheat.
, the paint prevents heat from leaving the body. it happens regardless of drugs.
people who have painted their entire bodies for raves have died from exactly that. its why youre supposed to leave a section (typically your back) paint free.
It's why you never, ever go underwater.
You die from heatstroke not suffocation. You body can't sweat when it's covered in paint, so unless the room is substantially below body temperature, you're going to overheat.
Remember when John Landis murdered a man and two children, literally everyone on set said it was either entirely his fault or mostly his fault,
Landis received absolutely no punishment and never showed any remorse?
>illegally hired the two kids who were killed, to avoid laws protecting child actors >purposefully avoided mentioning to the fire safety team that kids were involved with the pyrotechnics >ignored warnings from multiple people, including the chopper pilot and special effects team, that the scene was too dangerous and should be aborted >was heard yelling “lower!” over the radio to the chopper pilot right before the crash >all this happening at 1am at the end of a miserable exhausting shoot >has showed not one single iota of remorse since it happened, only ever commenting on how he believe it ruined his career
This guy should have been locked up, he was in charge and 3 people were brutally killed because of his actions. Just watch the fricking scene, it’s evident it’s extremely dangerous and it’s not surprising at all that multiple people were killed as a result of it.
This movie is filled with horrific deaths and yet it's somehow the origin of a comfort place I imagine myself to be at when I need to calm down. That boat they arrive in, that seals shut so it can withstand going through huge storms. I just imagine strapping myself into one of those chairs and riding through the waves.
>guy gets thrown into corridor >one guy trips while trying to jump over him >other guy just straight up throws his shock-stick to the ground and tries to grapple the werewolf instead
man these monster hunting guards sure suck at their job
The movie neglects to tell you he was a nonce who raped and murdered a little girl then burned down an apartment building and killed a bunch of other people when he tried to burn her body to hide the evidence. In the book, the guards don't really show any sympathy and are more irritated that it was a frickup that made them look like unprofessional morons.
>implying there's any point in calling the police
She knew she was dead. It's an instinctual urge to call out to your mother one last time for comfort in that moment. If she did not have a phone she would simply have cried for her mother alone in the forest.
If soldiers were allowed their own phones on the battlefield we'd get a whole lot of upset mothers.
That seems like a pretty peaceful death to me. Just a slow-mo trip where you get to look at all the pretty glass and then you die instantly when hitting the ground. If he really wanted to punish her for what she did to all the innocents he should have set her on fire after giving her a puff. Shoot her while she's in the air so she can see the incendiary coming for extra effect as well as to look cool in front of the block.
I've always found that feeling wind on a skinless patch has a soothing effect, so he might not have been in as much pain as if left to bleed out on the ground at least.
Problem with that is it is difficult to separate the actual execution methods from just myth and legend. Hung, drawn, quartered is demonstrably real for instance, but there's not really any confirmed deaths by scaphism, only descriptions of it in foreign accounts, which can often be full of fanciful tales of terrible deaths by other cultures. Or the iron maiden, invented as a display piece in the 1800s and presented as a supposed "real medieval torture/execution device".
There are many that are extremely well documented, to the point we know the exact specific step by step actions the executioner took. As I said here
his description is missing the over 100k people that would turn up to watch you and cheer like its the superbowl.
you had hundreds of thousands of people turning up to witness the executions. They were more popular than any form of live entertainment ever, and only stopped because those in power outlawed it. it never stopped being popular with the masses.
Yeah but the most incredibly over the top ones are not the well documented ones. It's more beheadings and hangings and burnings. That's why I named hung drawn quartered, it's an especially violent one that is actually confirmed as factual.
sure but pretty much all the ones you mentioned are relatively quick compared to being put on the wheel for example, which is why i said they aren't in the same league. obviously some like "eaten alive" entirely depends on whats doing the eating
9 months ago
Anonymous
Burning and acid and being ripped apart aren't very quick.
These kinds of deaths from being tossed around by wind have to suck in more ways than one right? Especially if you're not immediately killed by debris hitting you but just get gradually smashed to death instead.
Well yeah, but I lump that in with generally disliking the villain. If they gave him different motives and resources, the kills could have made sense. But overall it's just nonsensical. Especially the sloth guy.
>all this gratuitous gore and suffering
If there was ever needed to be further proof movies are a medium made by satanic israelite worshippers of Moloch
maybe not the most gory or painful, but being left to starve to death in a sealed vault knowing you got your personal idol and probably the rest of humanity killed is a real son of a b***h.
>image search for it >DigitalPlayground.20.11.02.Bonnie.Rotten.American.prostitute.Story.Episode.Five.XXX.1080p.HEVC.x265.PRT
what a rotten prostitute, Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles was kino tho,
Most people in bone tomahawk
Doesn't count because he survived
normally people on crosses kept dying for 6 days straight not like that whiney b***h israelitesus just few hours
He got shanked
Liar. God had to ressurect him
>normally people on crosses kept dying for 6 days straight not like that whiney b***h israelitesus just few hours
jewsus had 2 dads
They were normally tied to the cross, not nailed.
No they weren't. Not like universally. Whether you were tied or nailed depended on what period of time and when you were crucified.
>what period of time and when
They also didn't get tortured the way jesus did before the crucifixion. But israelites were really pissed for asking them to be nice to goyim. They still are pissed
They cut him with a spear because refused to die
Holy shit that's so unnecessarily violent. It's borderline comical
It's got a big cult following.
If he's supposed to be suffering for all of humanity, wouldn't you expect it to be incredibly violent? It's the entire point.
That's comically and unnecessarily violent. Holy shit lol
Why? How tf do you picture the world 2000 years ago? Maybe not in slomo, I'll pre-grant you that, but everything else on display here is disneylike compared to the utter hellscape the world was
>DUDE I LOVE ULTRAVIOLENCE AND GORE EFFE-
>oh wait the director is catholic? I actually hate that now
Imagine your job in the Roman machinery was the nails guy.
>Hey Honeysius, how was your day?
>Wifeilia. Please.
REDDIT
No.
It didn't happen, and if it did, he deserved it.
tacitus explicitly said this part happened and that he deserved it, so wrong
>tacitus explicitly said this part happened and that he deserved it
he didnt live at the same time as israelitesus but nice try rabbi
Leftists shrug this off and then ask you to feel bad for them when they get "misgendered"
super bloody teeth one scene, pearly white in the next. what shit filmmaking
He turned the blood to wine for quick a little pick-me-up.
>jews depict every single violent way to suffer and die in their media
>a single christian depicts crucifixion as it happened in real life instead of just tying someone to a cross and telling him to look tired
>jews freak out about "unnecessary violence"
gospel of john is literally considered hate speech by heebs
you're the only israelite-like here for supporting Hollywood bullshit
this shit undermines christian philosophy and it's exploitation larp
Why couldn't they show her drowning on screen (asking for a friend)
Women dying brutally, while a jolly good show, makes the wrong people pout. Also I think the precise method is meant to be mysterious, and it's less relevant cause the point is the impact this has on Bond, and the meaning it has for how serious the people he's dealing with are.
Life is tough for a ryonachad
>Women dying brutally
>a jolly good show
I'm so sorry your mother gave birth to a psychopath
No you're not, lie to me again and I'll fricking kill you
She's one too.
Also this gay:
is not me.
>She's one too.
Well, I'm sorry about your father then
why did he save hitler?
where did he go??????
He melted.
>drowning in hot stone
My brain hurts.
He didn't sink into it he just melted down, like an ice cube on a hot stove
still idiotic
My point was it's considerably more idiotic than even what you were suggesting, it's positively moronic
Fricking brutal, i hope they built him a statue or something
Oooooh what a world, what a world! Who would have thought such a good little 'cano could have destroyed my beautiful clagginess!?
I don't want to die burning, but I sure would like to go as a hero saving someone else's life.
Umm, this isn't realistic. *pushes up glasses* the truck wouldn't have withstood such temperatures and if that man jumped into lava like that he would instantly lose his muscle integrity in his legs and both he and the man he's holding would tumble in the lava. Sigh. Intelligence is pain. I miss when I could enjoy such simple spectacles *sips sugar free latte*
Volcano is a terrible film.
Watch Dante's Peak instead.
Volcano is a fantastic movie and you're a moron.
It's moronic and overwrought, a filthy combination.
Speaking of which
And also
>acidic water is eating through metal boat
>somehow doesn't dissolve fish or immediately melt grandma's legs to nothing the second she jumps in
That's not how acid works anon.
>anon complains acid doesn't behave like it does in cartoons
She was a basic b***h.
This man is sent amongst us by malevolent and terrible agencies to sow enmity and affray. Resist his influence, watch both Volcano and Dante's Peak in equal measure.
New dwarf fortress graphical update looks lit
lel
I would have thrown the guy and used him as a stepping stone before he melted.
Depends who had a family, whose marriage was going better, etc. Unconscious guy non-white? Sorry mate, in you go.
All those guys being that close to magma would be dead in reality
please do not ask for reality in Volcano
... But... That's not how it...
Okay, how it, anon? Explain for the class how it?
KINO!
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at 0:43, is he giving a terminator thumbs up?
kek
Hilarious scene.
Laughed like a hyena when I first saw this movie. Frickin Wicked Witch of the West shit.
man i saw this shit when i was like 10. scarred me for life
>even Eddie, in max Toon hating mode at that point, is repulsed
This scared me as a kid
it is kind of fricked.
The scene where they kill the shoe is much more unsettling.
Same here, Mars Attack's disintegration gun as well
The worst part is he kills the toon for absolutely no reason, it didn't do anything.
This is a bad one when you watched as a kid. And how he deliberately lowers him slowly, rather than just a plunge.
They were originally planning to use a talking gopher that would've gone out begging for its life while being dipped.
For me, it's anyone being put on a meat hook or fish hook through the head or chest but I can't remember what movies this happens in since I'm not big into the horror genre. Always seems so fricking brutal though, like the one way I really don't want to go is drowning or a meat hook through the chest
So what was the death here? Drown in a barrel off-site, somehow smuggle that into the hotel disguised as something else, access the room and carefully lay her so there's minimal stray spraying?
nice butt though
What the frick is this ? Are there LOTR deleted scenes I haven't heard about?
Hobbit extended edition I think, last of the hobbit movies
why would the coin falling over trip the mechanism. The weight is the same.
Are you fricking dumb? Why does ice break when you hit it when weight is same?
bravo jackson
I know people are keen to blame the studio for the Hobbit trilogy and they did thoroughly frick everything up but Jackson deserves a shitload of blame, too. The studio wanted a trilogy, yes, but I refuse to believe they mandated that each movie be 3 fricking hours long. They make just as much with 3 90 minute movies.
Jackson just couldn't restrain himself or decide what was crucial or what was filler, which is the same problem he had with King King. I honestly believe making the original LOTR trilogy broke his brain a little because he hasn't been the same since.
>which is the same problem he had with King King
Uncut King Kong is kino. I watch the version with all the stuff that didn't make the extended cut put into it, just because it's all kino.
why does it look so ugly tho
it's like a remastered PS3 game
Why did they make the movies have that stupid fricking bloom effect? It's like everything takes place in an ethereal heavenscape with God's light permeating everything so that even the buildings shine.
Best Colin Farrel acting
that booty, is this AHS?
It's one of the new James Bond movies, riffing on the dead gold girl.
jesus christ, anon. Get a clue.
>You don't watch the garbage globohomosexual bond movies!?!?!?!
>Get a clue.
kwab
>asked if it was american horror story
Are you being serious? "globohomo" movies are bad but tv shows that worse in every way are...okay?
AHS is homosexual trash, too
no one said otherwise
You clearly love the show. Go watch it you fricking weirdo.
kek, are you ESL or something?
wtf are you trying to say?
please explain how I said anything remotely positive about AHS
>the only movies that exist are the shitty new bond movies
you're trying too hard
>is on Cinemaphile
>doesn't watch movies
>"oh frick, I got called out. I know! I'll just say some buzzwords"
>kwab globohomosexual burgers? the swealtering summer of '92 play stupid games win stupid prizes safe and effective soigoi, i wonder who's behind this post, blackrock esg
Quantum of Solace, a homage to the old Goldfinger gold paint death.
It's Gemma Arterton, I've jerk offd to some of her scenes a LOT
So has she
Including the home video of her jerking off, I assume?
It's a weird anachronism, at the time they believed part of respiration was done through the skin. Having your skin covered completely is definitely unpleasant, but it wouldn't really kill you
>but it wouldn't really kill you
Yes it would lol
I mean the oil itself might, but the idea of "skin suffocation" is bunk, same as in goldfinger
I guess I'm maybe thinking of goldfiner, they literally use the term "skin suffocation" which isn't really a thing
This is Quantum of Solace. Getting any girl killed by fricking her and getting her marked for death would suck, but what a loss. I'd feel extra bad.
You absorb things into your body through the skin with prolonged soaking, and I think oil is a pretty good bet for killing your eventually, but I think the implication here is they drowned her in oil. Otherwise, they just dispatched her however handy, and then drizzled her with oil for the sake of the message.
This applies to the old gold paint kill, but I think being submersed in oil will kill you just fine.
Yeah I realized down the reply chain I was crossing the two in my head
If you're referring to OP, she was drowned in crude oil since M says "her lungs are filled with it". It is a visual reference to Goldfinger, though. But the body paint in Goldfinger was never implied to be the death of the character, but the death of the actress that played her during filming, which should have been easy to debunk considering the actress starred in other movies after the fact.
I coom to the thought of this scene, the actress is super hot too
people who have painted their entire bodies for raves have died from exactly that. its why youre supposed to leave a section (typically your back) paint free.
It's why you never, ever go underwater.
yeah, I'm sure the guys dancing at a rave for hours while covered in paint died all because they didn't leave a spot free
wasn't at all related to drugs and dehydration and the usual stuff hardcore ravers die from
see
, the paint prevents heat from leaving the body. it happens regardless of drugs.
If you don't go to a fricking rave and dance until you drop you'll be fine for hours and hours or days.
it entirely depends on the type of paint. some dumbarses don't use proper bodypaint.
You die from heatstroke not suffocation. You body can't sweat when it's covered in paint, so unless the room is substantially below body temperature, you're going to overheat.
Awwww shit
>that single frame where you see the child's head flying away
Gotta be one of the craziest pieces of footage of all time.
Do these guys still do their own stunts?
I heard one of the kids works at a bowling alley now.
We have the winner.
where is this from?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident
Remember when John Landis murdered a man and two children, literally everyone on set said it was either entirely his fault or mostly his fault,
Landis received absolutely no punishment and never showed any remorse?
Holly reddit. Was he driving the chopper?
>illegally hired the two kids who were killed, to avoid laws protecting child actors
>purposefully avoided mentioning to the fire safety team that kids were involved with the pyrotechnics
>ignored warnings from multiple people, including the chopper pilot and special effects team, that the scene was too dangerous and should be aborted
>was heard yelling “lower!” over the radio to the chopper pilot right before the crash
>all this happening at 1am at the end of a miserable exhausting shoot
>has showed not one single iota of remorse since it happened, only ever commenting on how he believe it ruined his career
This guy should have been locked up, he was in charge and 3 people were brutally killed because of his actions. Just watch the fricking scene, it’s evident it’s extremely dangerous and it’s not surprising at all that multiple people were killed as a result of it.
i thought it was only 2, didn't one of the kids survive?
Nope, one of them was crushed by the chopper, the other was decapitated along with the lead actor.
Surprised Jennifer Jason leigh didn't get a hit out in him.
wtf I didn't know the footage existed
ive worried about what i would do in this situation way too many times
Just wear a tie and you don't have to worry about it.
oh, so blackface is okay now?
Every death in RoboCop, especially when Mr. Robo gets brutalized in the beginning
Harsh.
What was her plan here?
To trick them by swapping herself out with a dummy stand-in she always kept close by.
okay hold your arms out
>shouldn't i show urgency or be moving
nah it's fine
Is it supposed to look comically bad? I hope that's intentional.
Kind of? Brawl in Cellblock 99 was the same, really over the top cartoony gore effects. Completely different from Bone Tomahawk's grisly ones.
someone might have thought it was a good idea, lol this is why you should stop drugs
dont worry bros she got her hand back
for some reason this makes me think of Lars Von Trier
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>those awful cuts
At least she had the courtesy to keep fricking him.
honestly not a bad way to go. bleeding out while cooming and balls deep.
my homie went balls deep and coomed not a bad way to go
MY POWER MY PLEASURE MY PAIN
Robocop, you know which.
Pretty much any of them.
I'm thinking very specifically
>Grandma starts melting faster than M&Ms
Worse because she didn't melt like a cartoon, she was scalded all over and died slowly of the injuries after she was pulled out of the water instead.
go UP much?
Too soon
Source?
Shallow Sitting 1989
Half-digested Billy!
I remember seeing that in the credits and it's been stuck in my brain since I saw it in the theater.
was waiting for to be posted
ugh
just ugh
Ernest Underwater
This movie is filled with horrific deaths and yet it's somehow the origin of a comfort place I imagine myself to be at when I need to calm down. That boat they arrive in, that seals shut so it can withstand going through huge storms. I just imagine strapping myself into one of those chairs and riding through the waves.
As a voregay, I did get slightly aroused.
Now that's undignified.
Motive?
Asking too many questions.
I have a housemate like that.
Did he try to kill you with an experimental weapon and flush you down the toilet too?
He asks too many questions.
Did you try to kill him with an experimental weapon and flush him down the toilet?
Might do.
how did they ruin that character so badly in the third movie?
>lump is still moving
So was he still alive for a moment at least?
That dude's somewhere in the quantum dimension right now, still seething.
Just a glitch
Would die eventually.
>you don't have to tell me what happened
Why would Cthulhu do this? He's a gentle soul.
A lot of the mauling in the climax
Blade battling werewolves.
wtf is this?
is that Blade getting Tyson'd by the Wolfman?
Werewolf By Night
thanks, looks cool
any good?
Yeah it's pretty neat, it's a special so it's only an hour long.
>guy gets thrown into corridor
>one guy trips while trying to jump over him
>other guy just straight up throws his shock-stick to the ground and tries to grapple the werewolf instead
man these monster hunting guards sure suck at their job
>already rolling on the ground.
>throw a high spin kick at him
Why are marvel movies so shit at fight choreo
what movie?
Werewolf By Night
He was a hero
He actually was a good guy. One of the smartest people there and was well prepared. He deserved better.
A number of sad deaths in the Jurassic Park franchise.
>dies horribly while saving the FRICKING moronS from their own idiocy
I'm still kinda mad 25 years later.
Terrifying.
its a shame the cgi doesn't match his acting very well.
Anyone remember a movie where some guy gets locked in an industrial steamer? I think it's one of those cannibal type movies but don't remember.
Didn't mind Fly II.
Ouchie!
Where did they even get barbed wire on a spaceship
It's from beyond the Eye of Terror.
>average 30 minute trip to the store in 40k
The movie neglects to tell you he was a nonce who raped and murdered a little girl then burned down an apartment building and killed a bunch of other people when he tried to burn her body to hide the evidence. In the book, the guards don't really show any sympathy and are more irritated that it was a frickup that made them look like unprofessional morons.
He didn't die.
I'm surprised no one posted that Jurassic World scene.
>kills recovering drug addict with overdose
One of his crueler kills
when you nuttin and she still suckin
on the other hand the kid in the wheelchair's death was hilarious
she cute
Kino nipples
Nice nips.
when the priest dude get skinned alive in Dagon, it's pretty fricking gross
it would be weird if she was merely pretending but Bond decided to have one last go at her pooper
The dude getting mauled to death by a bear in Backcountry is pretty fricking horrific
>tfw it happened in real life while the mom is listening to her daughter get eaten alive
idk how the mom will be able to sleep at night after this
>ring your mother and not the police
>implying there's any point in calling the police
She knew she was dead. It's an instinctual urge to call out to your mother one last time for comfort in that moment. If she did not have a phone she would simply have cried for her mother alone in the forest.
If soldiers were allowed their own phones on the battlefield we'd get a whole lot of upset mothers.
People have varied reactions to death. Calling out to your other is something younger people typically do.
>help its eating me im in such agony help!
how do you respond without sounding mad
life is cruel but you can bear it honey!
Shouldn't have eaten their porridge, Goldilocks
IT'S EATING HER. AND THEN IT'S GONNA EAT ME. OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD.
How big of a gun would i need to keep bears from eating me?
>when she wants to Netflix and chill
Hodder had such great body language as Jason, set him apart from Michael Myers by how aggressive and violent his movements were.
did anyone post under the skin?
>yfw Hashish contains only solvent
>average reaction to drinking Danish liquor
didn't the guy actually survive IRL?
The guy did. The girl didn't. It's the same in the movie.
James Bond movie i guess?
From Quantum of Solace.
Quantum had some of the hottest bond girls
For me, it's dying by gold body paint in Goldfinger.
What a lovely pair of ladies
BLACKED
jej
The expression of the guy at the end is gold
I will try to slide in and frick her. So hot.
WELCOME TO PRIME TIME, b***h.
The poor bastard in The Animatrix
Such an underrated series
MWAH I AM DA LAW!
Not that she didn't have it coming
Heady looked so unwashed and smelly in this movie, it made my dick so hard
She definitely hot in that.
That seems like a pretty peaceful death to me. Just a slow-mo trip where you get to look at all the pretty glass and then you die instantly when hitting the ground. If he really wanted to punish her for what she did to all the innocents he should have set her on fire after giving her a puff. Shoot her while she's in the air so she can see the incendiary coming for extra effect as well as to look cool in front of the block.
Or partially flayed like her previous execution victims who were thrown off the top floor laced with Slo-Mo so they were in agony the whole way down.
I've always found that feeling wind on a skinless patch has a soothing effect, so he might not have been in as much pain as if left to bleed out on the ground at least.
What's the actual worst way to go?
>fire
>acid
>physically torn apart (mauled/eaten alive/skinned)
>electrocuted
>drowning
>crushed slowly
probably spending the last thirty years of your life in a retirement home watching yourself decay
none of them have anything on many execution methods from ancient/medieval times.
Several of those ARE execution methods from ancient/medieval times.
his description is missing the over 100k people that would turn up to watch you and cheer like its the superbowl.
Sometimes you really had it coming though
Problem with that is it is difficult to separate the actual execution methods from just myth and legend. Hung, drawn, quartered is demonstrably real for instance, but there's not really any confirmed deaths by scaphism, only descriptions of it in foreign accounts, which can often be full of fanciful tales of terrible deaths by other cultures. Or the iron maiden, invented as a display piece in the 1800s and presented as a supposed "real medieval torture/execution device".
There are many that are extremely well documented, to the point we know the exact specific step by step actions the executioner took. As I said here
you had hundreds of thousands of people turning up to witness the executions. They were more popular than any form of live entertainment ever, and only stopped because those in power outlawed it. it never stopped being popular with the masses.
Yeah but the most incredibly over the top ones are not the well documented ones. It's more beheadings and hangings and burnings. That's why I named hung drawn quartered, it's an especially violent one that is actually confirmed as factual.
sure but pretty much all the ones you mentioned are relatively quick compared to being put on the wheel for example, which is why i said they aren't in the same league. obviously some like "eaten alive" entirely depends on whats doing the eating
Burning and acid and being ripped apart aren't very quick.
being burned at pyre or acid don't take days.
anyone have webms of deaths from the mummy films?
These kinds of deaths from being tossed around by wind have to suck in more ways than one right? Especially if you're not immediately killed by debris hitting you but just get gradually smashed to death instead.
This particular one is even worse since that air would be super heated, meaning you're also being scalded and choked at the same time.
Rodan is also molten in the film so you're getting burned by the air as well.
No death can be worse than Return of The Living Dead. Because of the ultimate fate of anyone who dies.
She cute
This thread was very quick.
Unlike most of the kills in it.
Nice to end the thread on.
Being confined to a bed and left to atrophy for an entire year seems pretty bad
All things considered, it's a hell of a way to go, but not sure if this counts as a death.
Literally me
the more I think about this film the less sense it makes.
Se7en is insanely overrated. The killer is just le abused religious psycho and all his kills are kind of gay
its more that the logistics and plan make zero sense, or are incredibly contrived
Well yeah, but I lump that in with generally disliking the villain. If they gave him different motives and resources, the kills could have made sense. But overall it's just nonsensical. Especially the sloth guy.
>all this gratuitous gore and suffering
If there was ever needed to be further proof movies are a medium made by satanic israelite worshippers of Moloch
OUCHIE! That's GOTTA sting!
Look at how wet she is.
maybe not the most gory or painful, but being left to starve to death in a sealed vault knowing you got your personal idol and probably the rest of humanity killed is a real son of a b***h.
POV: you are a clam
What in the frick is that from?
Nice one. Reminded me of this
>he survives this
Damn, thinking about it now, you're right
>image search for it
>DigitalPlayground.20.11.02.Bonnie.Rotten.American.prostitute.Story.Episode.Five.XXX.1080p.HEVC.x265.PRT
what a rotten prostitute, Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles was kino tho,
Argento?
No contest.
He's innocent.