ITT: actors that killed people

Michael Jace, Julien from The Shield, murdered his wife and is currently serving 40 years to life in prison

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

        >In late December 1991, Lewis was arrested after he fatally struck Isabel Duarte, a resident of Bethesda, Maryland, in a car crash. He was charged with manslaughter and driving while intoxicated.[7][8] His blood alcohol level at the time measured three times the limit for legal intoxication.[9] The court sentenced Lewis to five years in prison, but suspended four, citing Lewis's work after his arrest with a prison-based theater troupe that performed in jails, schools, and churches, to highlight the consequences of drug abuse. Lewis was also ordered to serve two years' probation after his release and to perform 350 hours of community service.[7][8][9]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killed a guy and did 1 year in jail
      he basically got away with it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >times you acted like Julien

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >come up with genius foolproof plan
      >it backfires because my friends are moronic

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the Power Rangers IIRC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it was a kid in one of the power rangers shows but not one of the actual power rangers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Wild Force red ranger killed his roomate, out of self defence but still

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember the sword part, but not the self-defence part

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Wild Force red ranger killed his roomate, out of self defence but still

        I remember the sword part, but not the self-defence part

        There was a red ranger from one of the shows I didn't watch that split his penis down the middle and killed someone and then threw his body over a boat. I'll look it up and see if I'm mixing up stories.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind, he had a small role on the show, and his name was Skylar DeLeon. He did all the things I said though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn't even in a proper episode, he was an extra in a Power Ranger PSA!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoop, from the Wire, killed someone irl IIRC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oEOlJqb.jpg

      Michael Jace, Julien from The Shield, murdered his wife and is currently serving 40 years to life in prison

      Sensing a pattern here...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matthew Broderick
        Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought the consensus was Walken was just a complicit bystander and Wagner was the actual murderer

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Walken was jerking off in a chair while Robert dangled her overboard

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            she walked in on them fricking so they threw her overboard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >crtl+f Patt-
        not what i was expecting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're all good actors

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >binge watched The Shield with my gf last year
    >she kept saying he was hot
    >she kept hoping he would sleep with/have a romance with his partner Danni
    >she got mad when he turned out gay and said black guys are never gay
    I felt cucked watching a show because of this guy. I think he was giving her jungle fever and I hated every second of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >times you acted like Shane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drop her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      African Americans are statistically the gayest demographic in America

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the darker the bussy, the sweeter the bussy juice

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof that Tupac was a zesty homie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its because they don't have a concept of gay and straight
        its just a hole to frick

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          so like the romans then? based

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah raping another males mouth and ass was straight as frick back then. eating pussy was hella gay and beta

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              eating pussy is still gay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                well its certainly not gay, but its a simp move for sure

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >putting your mouth on something that's had dicks inside it
                Sounds pretty gay to me anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't kiss your mother goodbye?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not on the lips gay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. Virgin who's never kissed a woman

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >putting your mouth on something that's had dicks inside it
                Sounds pretty gay to me anon.

                Mouth on pussy is top tier for women. Doing it makes you much more likely to retain her as a partner, moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This I had repeat customers who became fwb just to get head then I fricked them raw.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the contrary, they’re especially homophobic, they just can’t resist the D.
          “On the downlow” is the thug equivalent of “in the closet.” Except they might get murdered by their friends if the truth comes out.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they get murdered because their friends are jealous

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, they're gayer than homosexuals?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would know troon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting cucked by a TV show
      oddly appropriate for this board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then everyone clapped

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then everyone clapped
        her cheeks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was watching a show with Kenny Johnson and she didn't think he was hot? I don't belive this story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my gf does the same thing with Jalen Hurts every time we watch the eagles play

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jalen got that drip

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Booty dripping with cum, yeah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500. Which are you, Indian, or Chink (Canadian). For everyone else, stop listening to these lie cuck stories, they are all the same. Small dick chink trying to get under the gorgeous white man's skin. Doesn't work, because even they ugliest of you can take his women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moments like this help me cope about watching kino alone
      At least i'm not getting mogged and emasculated by the eletric israelite in fron of a woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? hes shown to be gay in like episode 2
      i think youre making all this up, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about your gay israeli wet dreams

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one cares about the post that got 20 replies
        Why are /misc/tards so easy to bait? Just mention Black persondick and they come crawling out of the woodwork

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you don't engage in an apathy race you're baited
          No, always call out stupidity even if the stupid one thinks that means winning.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >call out stupidity
            You mean feed morons with (You)s? You have no idea how this site works, so why do you come here? Just to be upset?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The brown refugees are now questioning my frequenting a site I've been on since '08
              I don't care how many of you are cowards too stupid to post sincerely. I'll just call you morons. If for some twisted reason you think that's victory the error is yours not mine.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should be asking yourself why you crawl out of the rat's hole to post that shit in the first place. It really shouldn't just sit there unchallenged like it's an acceptable thing to say here despite how much you want that to look like the case.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >things that never happened, as posted by a degenerate (You) farmer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek you little homosexual, I would have dropped her immediately. Why would you just sit there you homosexual cuck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mother is not your wife, rugga.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice LARP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ee lee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only does my girlfriend refuse to admit to any celebrity crush, and has never once said she thinks any actor is attractive, but I constantly being up how hot I think many actresses are even though I know it annoys her. How are guys this cucked in their own relationships? Just need her wayyy less than she needs you and you're golden.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll remember this post when I've ever annoyed at my gf for being too horny for guys on shows we watch. At least she thinks black guys are ugly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol at this mundane story triggering half the thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound moronic and insecure.
      How many jpeg prostitutes have you jerk offd over in your life?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The juice is innocent

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OJ unironically didn’t do it. His mentally disturbed son did and OJ helped cover for him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ask Mary Surratt how being an accessory-after-the-fact works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the theory that his deranged anger issue son did it (who had some prior incidents involving a knife and a diary full of violent thoughts) and OJ being a based dad who covered for him seems incredibly strong. The son was never asked for a dna sample to compare with the unknown dna found under the victim's fingernails

        >The end of american crime story where they show his son just once at the ending party
        Hollywood knows

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the son killed the father's wife and lover for no reason other than mental illness
        >so the father took the fall because he's such a good father
        ah yeah makes total sense moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not guilty until proven otherwise b***h

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie did it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The glove didn't fit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        leather shrinks in water

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the theory that his deranged anger issue son did it (who had some prior incidents involving a knife and a diary full of violent thoughts) and OJ being a based dad who covered for him seems incredibly strong. The son was never asked for a dna sample to compare with the unknown dna found under the victim's fingernails

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The son was never asked for a dna sample to compare with the unknown dna found under the victim's fingernails
        Unless he isn't OJ's biological son they would've realized that the sample comes from someone closely related to OJ when comparing it against his DNA.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was not unknown, it was too degraded to test, so the defense claimed it was the real killer's. It was blood and likely her own, the other reason they never even attempted to test it. People tend to clutch at their own throats when they're being slit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OG

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will get the real murderer anytime now

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We counting war veterans as well?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it that if a man kills another man in the heat of battle, it’s called heroic, but if he kills another in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love characters like this where its a bit part but they get legendary material to work with in their short screentime. Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is another one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked. Also based. You should start a thread with that theme.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 touchdowns yet the dead won't let him rest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they come to me to die?? Why do they come to me to die...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Al Bundy killed someone?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was his brother Ted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love characters like this where its a bit part but they get legendary material to work with in their short screentime. Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder is another one

        >Do you think God lives in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
        I still can't believe this is an original quote from fricking Spy Kids and not a reference to a 2000yr old text.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it gets me every time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously underrated actor. Married With Children is GOAT but outside that he's fantastic too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that case this guy probably has a couple of hundred lives on his tally.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oops forgot pic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me his story I am unfamiliar with he's work outside of film

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was a bomber pilot in WW2 but I don't see how that makes him the killer.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being killed and when you get to the afterlife find out the guy who did it was George Bailey.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That released after WWII. They'd find out that the innocent screwball Mr Smith did them in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn he's literally me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably killed more people than any other actor
          Based Jim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kills everyone except Liberty Valance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If War veterans count:
      James Stewart - WW2 / Vietnam
      Michael Caine - Korean war

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think he was on the down low irl and his wife found out so he murdered her?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was gonna divorce rape him and she found out what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Billings gave me the idea to start using note cards for whenever I have to do any public speaking. I wonder what other pearls of wisdom Billings has? Also btw I live in a city called Billings idk if that matters lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You live in MT huh?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew Broderick killed 2 people in a car crash in Ireland in 1987

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uhhh... i blacked out
      >okay no harm done

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ireland
        >prosecuting drunks

        Brother the whole island would be in jail

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was too drunk to consent to driving
          please understand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Irish women are hardly "people."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Becky Lynch was a Stacy in her prime mate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m*cks
      Don't count

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people get so worked up over a couple of micks?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The GOAT actor / killer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it count when you have other people do it for you? He did serve in the military, but his bad eyesight prevented him from going overseas.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gave Bonzo a permanent bedtime

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mathew Broadrick was drunk and killed two people with his car in Ireland

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ireland
      >people
      Nice try.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some other anon said he would be an ideal hero in a kobra kai movie in a an Adam Sandler universe.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice Reddit idea there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't kill anyone his illegal gun did!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only one legally responsible is the armorer, and she's the only one in legal trouble

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All guns are illegal,chud.
          He had a gun he is a criminal

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not in Freedom Land, little girl.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think the man who hired a roastie armorer is partially to blame.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. He was a producer and running the set. That means that he was ultimately responsible for shooting without the armorer on set, so he's still guilty of neglect for running a dangerous set.

          [...]
          [...]
          it's bizarre how his defense was basically "the gun shot itself" and it actually worked and he got away with it

          It's not really that bizarre because they were shooting a western, not a modern piece where he'd use a glock. People back then used to leave the hammer on an empty chamber because the revolvers didn't have safety features to stop them from firing if you hit the hammer by dropping the gun on the floor or sometimes hitting it hard enough with the palm of your hand. All that's needed for the excuse to make sense is for them to be using a period-accurate old gun instead of a modern reproduction with safety features added in, which seems plausible. Finding out that it wasn't an old gun like that and the cops tested it by banging on it with hammers and shit really surprised me though, because I assumed that was the first thing the cops would look at, instead of just taking his word for it all this time and only doing tests later.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't kill anyone his illegal gun did!

      The only one legally responsible is the armorer, and she's the only one in legal trouble

      It's not so much whether or not Baldwin killed that lady, it's whether or not you could reasonably expect to convict him.
      There is an 0% chance a jury is going to convict this famous actor man in the face of a plausible line of defense that any 2nd year could probably pitch.
      You might as well just set fire to a small pile of money and go "Well, we tried." And it's not going to be a career-making case for the prosecutor, just a big high-profile L.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gave her a choice

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here, I can do it right here. Men and women of the jury, here is a 1 hour and 15 minute montage of Alec Baldwin pointing guns at people on movie sets and pulling the trigger and all kinds of that shit. He's been doing it since the mid-1980s. He will then testify that he doesn't know jack shit about guns and never had any responsibility for prop safety ever. So either he was committing attempted murder every time, or this was somebody else's fault the end.
          Might as well try to charge the guy for an accident on a nearby construction site and make it stick.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know jack shit about guns
            You honor,this chud doesn't know jack shit about the law.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m just wondering why he said see you in hell right before he shot her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So he pretend to kill a bunch of people then he kills one person for real?
            Of all the times people called you a gay cuck you should have a acted upon you foggy cuck nation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't he change his story a couple times? he should get something like that, prob won't though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody's trying to convict him of murder
        It's manslaughter via gross negligence
        He pointed a gun at two people and pulled the trigger. His legal statements of record "I didn't pull the trigger" are at odds with the evidence (they were unable to get the firearm to discharge without the trigger being pulled, until they actually broke the firearm beyond repair). He was a professional actor with decades of professional experience and repeated firearms safe handling training. He was also producer and through his actions enabled the situation of lax safety which occurred.
        He is utterly guilty of gross negligence, manslaughter and severe wounding.
        His desperate attempts to avoid culpability (bribing the survivors of the victim, false statements) indicate a criminal guilt which would add to his sentence.
        He will of course get away with it because he's rich and liberal left-wing. He will become an active antigun campaigner (more thna he already was) using the woman he killed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          It's not so much whether or not Baldwin killed that lady, it's whether or not you could reasonably expect to convict him.
          There is an 0% chance a jury is going to convict this famous actor man in the face of a plausible line of defense that any 2nd year could probably pitch.
          You might as well just set fire to a small pile of money and go "Well, we tried." And it's not going to be a career-making case for the prosecutor, just a big high-profile L.

          LISTEN UP CHUDS

          HE TOOK THE KIDS TO IHOP

          HE HAS PAID ENOUGH

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My favorite part of this story is someone overhead him say to the kids "I paid for the meal you leave the tip"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the difference is alec baldwin was producing the movie and had far more oversight for how things went down. he ignored constant requests for gun handling. there's more to it than just pulling a trigger. and who do you think hired the amateur girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        prosecutors don't "get L's" zoomer moron. There HAS to be a prosecutor and a defendant in any trial.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was hungry…hungry for a grand slam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't kill anyone his illegal gun did!

      [...]
      [...]
      It's not so much whether or not Baldwin killed that lady, it's whether or not you could reasonably expect to convict him.
      There is an 0% chance a jury is going to convict this famous actor man in the face of a plausible line of defense that any 2nd year could probably pitch.
      You might as well just set fire to a small pile of money and go "Well, we tried." And it's not going to be a career-making case for the prosecutor, just a big high-profile L.

      it's bizarre how his defense was basically "the gun shot itself" and it actually worked and he got away with it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it did, that is why you never point a loaded gun at someone unless you're ok with them dying.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's more bizarre is that people on here defend him when he's a lying piece of shit trash tier fricking Reddit actor and his fake bullshit crying "I did not point the gun" nonsense has been bought by anons somehow. I mean which anon actually likes this guy, I can get behind the whole mysogyny thing but let's be real here he DEFINITELY pulled the trigger and even if he didn't he hired the useless fricker to prop the gun so whatever he deserved to go down

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got away with it because he had the right politics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This should have been the first post and the fact that it isn't is a disgrace

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I am eventually not charged with any crime, I'll find you so you can apologize, I'll find you Anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, I am eventually not charged with any crime, I'll find you so you can apologize, I'll find you Anon

      mike status?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike chuds sharting their diapies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        RUN, MIKE!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's time to start shooting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Jack Nance never had a chance...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets punched in front of a donut shop and dies later that night
      nothin personnel

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not an actor, but John Landis killed three people, two kids and actor Vic Morrow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, he was dumb but studios usually have professionals that can shitcan stunts they think are legally too risky. I don't really blame the director for having a moronic idea, I'd blame the studio for allowing it to happen and not tard wrangling him

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are a dumb moron they didn't have the studio fingering every single aspect of the production to make sure its safe and kosher, back then what the director said goes, Landis is a motherfricker that didn't care some stunt guy and some asiatics died

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a massive stunt, it absolutely had to get cleared by the studio first

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Google the production of any 80s movie by hollywood, they didn't give a frick they were doing whatever it took to make it work. Lots of accidents and people getting hurt. This muh studio crap is a recent thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stunt guy
          It was Vic Morrow, you fricking moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >back then what the director said goes
          Sure, that was the case in the silent era

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't a stunt guy, it was the actor, Vic Morrow. Not like it matters to anyone here.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That stunt was rife with controversy long before it was filmed. Didn't they fire some people or have people quit over it beforehand? I think the pyrotechnics guy was pretty loud about it possibly grounding the helicopter with how they asked him to rig it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll that beautiful bean footage!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Landis has appeared on screen multiple times in cameos and minor roles.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s the Patton copypasta

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h ruined the documentary on the GSK/EAR/ONS.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude who played Random Task in Austin Powers went to prison for anally raping the shit out of some girl, and then while he was in prison he killed his cellmate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy has to be a sociopath, he's insane and violent. His name is Joe Son, he fought in one of the earliest UFC events ever, UFC 4 in 1994 and he had four total professional fights, losing all four by finish. Pic related is him being punched in the balls repeatedly at that UFC event.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how tf did he not feel those nut shots?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tf did he not feel those nut shots?
          Warriors don't feel pain

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Early UFC was so fricking kino

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          early UFC is what built the UFC's reputation as "hardcore fighting".

          now it's just pussy technical fighting - anyone going for a nut shot would probably be cancelled on social media so they can't do it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        His third loss was a submission (terror) which is top 3 in my of funny finishes the other two are submission (smother) and DQ (refused to get up from butt scoot).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dam Son

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >could've been out in 2018
        >commits another serious violent crime instead

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I actually thought it was real footage when I found this on yt for the first time
      Funny series

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek, I actually thought it was real footage when I found this on yt for the first time
        >Funny series
        lol yeah,its genius

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tim might be a b***h but man he can write some incredibly good skits

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      High IQ answer

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All murderers are actors.
    Dey ackin' a fool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Venom, very cool

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he killed millions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't acting though, he is genuinly moronic!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet he promised billions would die and that's why I voted for him. Grifted again by the orange homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millions died because he refused to tell everyone to wear a mask

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because so many people wore masks under Biden

      Oh wait no, more than 2/3rd of death were under Biden

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh wait no, more than 2/3rd of death were under Biden
        because the spread wasn't stopped when it could have been you inbred r*tard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many countries managed to stop the spread again..?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            none that's why it's called a PANdemic
            any more brainbusters for me einstein?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Could wooden doors have stopped the spread? Apparently they can seal against nerve gas?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                nerve gas molecules are orders of magnitude larger than viral particles
                but you already knew that klaus
                you just wanted to say something cool on the internet so you could entertain all your fake friends who you assume are just as demoralized and suicidal as you are
                but you didn't stop to think about the fact that i love you
                i love you despite all the hatred you have inside you
                i love you even though you've probably never heard anyone say that to you in your life
                i love you because you are the perfect mirror image of the infinite capacity of hope and light in the universe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zyklon B is not a nerve gas, it interferes with ATP energy transfer.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Orange Man Bad want to stop travel from the virus' country of origin but Dems cried 'muh wascism!" and put a stop to that?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, they literally encouraged you to go and hug random chinks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you were just being manipulated into hysteria. The BLM riots were responsible for more spreading than any red state person going unmasked ever was.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Blake

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She killed millions (of my sperm).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      berry
      king arthur

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek she made a fricking movie about it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she aborted shane carruth's baby and made a film mocking him
            hily fricking shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haunted pusy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALL ABOARD MILK WAGON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that vegana is a fricking ghost house

      also being proud you had an Abortion is ghoulish and disgusting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foggy Cemetery juice coming out that puzzay

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >On October 30, 2011, Lewis suffered head injuries from a high-speed motorcycle accident. Though an MRI was recommended, and Lewis' father scheduled MRI tests twice, Lewis refused to take them. His father later stated that he "pursued and encouraged psychiatric treatment for his son. It was Johnny who refused to comply."[3] Lewis started manifesting bizarre and illogical behavior from that point on and concurrent to his ensuing legal troubles.
    >On September 26, 2012, at the age of 28, Lewis and his 81-year-old landlady, Catherine Davis, were both found dead at Davis' home in Los Angeles, California. Davis was known in Hollywood circles for operating the Writers' Villa, a bed-and-breakfast for up-and-coming performers, directors and writers in her home. Lewis, who had previously lived there in 2009, had recently moved back in. Police were called by neighbors after Lewis violently attacked two people at the property next door, and Davis was heard screaming. Officers from the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) found Lewis' body on the home's driveway.[9] Davis was found dead inside the house with severe head injuries; her pet cat was also found dead in the bathroom.
    >Neighbors reported that Lewis had jumped over a fence to the next-door property, assaulted a house painter and the homeowner (to whom Lewis had earlier introduced himself as "John, your new neighbor") and then jumped back over the fence onto Davis' property.[3][9] According to the LAPD, Lewis then either fell or jumped from the roof, garage or patio of Davis' house. His death was investigated as a homicide, and it was later determined that he had killed Davis by manual strangulation and blunt force trauma to her head.
    >An autopsy report released on November 29, 2012, stated that Lewis did not have any drugs or alcohol in his system when he died. He had a history of drug abuse, leading to speculation by his attorney that the actor may have suffered a drug-induced psychosis when he allegedly killed Davis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez what a frickin idiot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And this is why drug addicts should all be exterminated.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think killing yourself counts

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed her husband and was in a handful of movies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star 80 is kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How was this ugly junkie able to frick so many famous musicians?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is some grunge superstar
      >still can't throw the goat properly

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    killed a nazi in WWII

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you want to know what a man sounds like when he's stabbed, Peter?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he ever actually saw combat. He volunteered to fight in Finland during the Winter War but was only there for 2 weeks in reserve before being sent back to Britain. He trained to fly low altitude bombers but due to an optical problem he was disqualified from flight operations and was made an intelligence officer for the RAF where he mostly putted around bases in North Africa. The closest he came to combat was at Monte Cassino where he was briefly transferred to an Indian Gurkha unit but he was ultimately still a Chair Force intelligence officer behind the lines. His story about stabbing a man from behind was probably some shit he heard from a real Commando in the mess hall.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think he saw lots of active service but I do think he stabbed someone in the back once. He strikes me as the kind of upper class officer who'd pull strings to get his one kill, because he only needs one cowardly kill to feel equal to all the other men around him who's had to kill dozens of people.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean Hillary?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty Arbukle
    >Charged for raping and killing actress Virginia Rappe in September of 1921.
    >Coroner determined she was raped to death with a Coca Cola bottle, resulting in internal hemorrhage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was acquitted though, and I mean actually acquitted and not OJ acquitted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like evil personified

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he looks like evil personified
        He looks like a baby

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you smoking? He looks nice, the kind of guy who would help you out if you were hitching a ride in the middle of nowhere.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice Lilith digits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fatty arbuckle didn't do anything. there's not a single bad thing anyone said about this guy except the c**t that accused him who btw had a long police record of blackmail and extortion. virginia rappe had medical issues beforehand and if i remember correctly all fatty arbuckle did was take her into a room and rubbed ice cubes on her stomach to try and soothe her pain

      if anyone deserves a documentary it's this man. what an absolute crime that they were able to ruin his life like they did

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They called him Fatty cause he was packing a killer chode. How many other men can claim they fricked a woman to death.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >named Virgin Rape
      >gets raped and murdered
      And these hack writers want MORE money? Ride out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      suckle
      my bloated love knuckle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im gay and im proud

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's sad. What did she do to deserve it?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deputy District Attorney Tannaz Mokayef said the couple's 10-year-old son heard his father tell Mrs Jace, who was a keen jogger, "if you like running , then run to heaven".
    Was it kino?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricken shit. Tobin Bell is 81 yrs old already.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 years is pretty harsh compared to any other murder sentence, did he do some fricked up shit to the body or something

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drowns his wife
    >no one cares
    >completely got away with it

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Between 1952 and 1954 he served in the British Army's Royal Fusiliers, first at the British Army of the Rhine Headquarters in Iserlohn, West Germany, and then on active service in the Korean War.
    >Caine, seeing first-hand how the communists used the human wave attacks practised by North Korea and China, left him with the sense that their governments did not care about their citizens, and made him realize that Leftism was certainly not what its supporters would have the masses believe.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LOWER LOWER!

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She killed millions of my sperm.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My WIFE.....found herself......at the bottom of my POOL. I...Have no IDEA how that happened

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not an actor technically but on tv.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who did what now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black guy killed his wife.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's killed millions of my children

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the doctors from the exorcist 1 became a serial killer

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2007, Garrison pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter, drunken driving and providing alcohol to a minor after a crash in December 2006 that killed 17-year-old Vahagn Setian, who had been a passenger in his car. Two 15-year-old girls, also passengers, were also injured in the crash. Then-26-year-old Garrison met Setian and the girls outside a liquor store then attended a high school party with them before jumping a curb and driving into a tree in Beverly Hills.[2] He had cocaine in his system and his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit in California.[3] He was sentenced to 40 months in jail on October 31, 2007. The actor was released from prison in April 2009, and served four years of parole. He was also ordered to pay $300,000 in restitution to the victims and their families.[4]

    In 2012, Garrison was accused of slapping his former girlfriend Ashley Mattingly at her apartment building in Los Angeles. Garrison pleaded no contest to the charge and in return avoided having to spend any more time behind bars. In 2013, he was sentenced to attend self-help classes, 52 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and complete eight hours of community service.[5]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I remember this literal "Who?" Is because I may or may not have worked in the ER on a certain night in 2007.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 hours of community service
      I got more than this for shoplifting at 13, what kind of clown world is this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shoplifting is worse than slapping a woman, but yeah he got off easy on the drunk driving

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A candy bar only cost a dollar at the time. Do you know how much the smeared makeup would cost a woman's husband?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever posts Robert Blake who shot his wife and got away with it. He died in March his year and I didn't even realise

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that people fawn over this moronic gangbanger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans make ya seethe

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mexishits make me wrinkle my nose in disgust
        don't mistake "contempt" for "seethe"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you want them out so much then? thats a clear indication of "seethe", you dig?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never killed anyone though

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not one mention of Tim Allen?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oj

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

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