ITT: actors who make any film they're in kino automatically

ITT: actors who make any film they're in kino automatically

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrien Brody

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dennis Hopper
    Mads Mikkelsen
    J.K. Simmons
    Kurt Russell

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dafoe
    >Autimatically kino

    Dafoe has been phoning it in for like 2 decades now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's been kinoing it up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his single scene in Boy and the Heron and was one of the most memorable

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haley Joel Osment

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clancy Brown

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gyar

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah im thinking it's going to be kino..

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alec Guinness
    Toshiro Mifune
    Lee Marvin
    Vincent Price

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Arkin

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Sandler

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sterling Hayden

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricke Johnson

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis Presley

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow just this guy is always fun to watch on screen no matter what the movie is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Discount Harrison Ford.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even today as a adult, I'm still scared of him due to watching spider-man 1 something like 60 times as a kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was scared of him too. I thought he actually had the bombs that could turn people into skeletons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a scary face.
      Handsome but in a disturbing way.
      Like a devil trying to seduce you.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Rockwell.

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  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Colin Farrell
    Robert Pattinson

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emily Blunt
    Tom Cruise
    Tom Hiddleston
    Tom Hardy
    Tom Hanks
    >Three Tom's Pass a Blunt. Cuming this January

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Hiddleston
      watch High-Rise, Ben Wheatley kino

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheesy and moronic action movie
    >not even good at acting
    >OOGH UGH HOO HAWWWW HE HA
    >you enjoy the movie anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arnie is great at physical acting, stuff like facial expressions, eye movements, and timing. He's just not great at delivering weighty dialogue.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like his Hamlet performance in Last Action Hero.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's just not great at delivering weighty dialogue.
        Conan the Barbarian proves this wrong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, I should have said he's probably not great at delivering weighty dialogue outside of the role of playing a heroic badass type of character

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but that's because James Earl Jones was coaching him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's horrible at scifi goobleasiatic dialogue

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s great in Total Recall, but otherwise, you might have a point

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't deny it

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this gay so much, seems like it's always kino frauds from yurop casting him for some kind of validation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dafoe
      >Autimatically kino

      Dafoe has been phoning it in for like 2 decades now.

      He fricking sold out to do that gay as movie. I'm truly disappointed in him.

      dogshit opinions

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ye don't like me acting?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woody- I don't even have to say his last name

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking sold out to do that gay as movie. I'm truly disappointed in him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lighthouse?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lighthouse was despondent-druk kino of the highest order

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        boondock saints?

        No, Wild at Heart. Bobby Peru sucked.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lynched.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      boondock saints?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs Guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that ninja gun movie and his role as Dick Cheney weren't kino
      he also wasn't a very good Batman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        American Hustle is also dogshit, although generally Bale is baste

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Equilibrium
        >not the single greatest example of gun-kata kino ever made
        get out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't make it past 20 minutes. Wanted to like it so much.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course Vice was kino. You just don't like it because it told you things you didn't want to hear. That is of course assuming you watched it instead of just getting your opinion about it from Mauler or something.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highly underrated Defoekino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have yet to meet an Anon who has seen this movie. What was the deal with the Masonic ending?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't really go into detail without spoiling it for anons. I'll just say I think the film was a metaphor for the path to enlightenment - which I suppose is an obvious take, given how the ending was kind of on-the-nose.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the movie but I'm not that good analyzing films, getting subtext and such. Mind sharing your take on it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            *spoiler alert*

            Getting locked inside the house allowed him confront his demons, learn how to love, and ultimately let go of attachments and ascend.

            In the end he literally and figuratively goes into the light.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              just learn how to spoiler tag. unless you're a filthy phoneposter in which case i'm deleting the movie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unless you're a filthy phoneposter in which case i'm deleting the movie

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon, it makes sense

              I thought that it was all a twisted ploy of the owner of the house, to have someone trapped that would make an art exhibition out of their escape attempts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that for a good half the movie but then realized it was just some art collector saferoom shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I thought, too, until it seemed implausible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have yet to meet an Anon who has seen this movie. What was the deal with the Masonic ending?

      might watch tonight. premise sounds pretty good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks interesting

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guaranteed to make a movie great.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOM BERENGER

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least until recently

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like american psycho.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frances McDormand
    Bjork
    Saoirse Ronan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bjork

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly good list.

      >Bjork

      I've seen two movies with Bjork; One where she was visible, and the other with her singing the title song, and they were both good.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads always end up with every remotely likable actor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point moron

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel McAdams is literally incapable of making non-kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst movies she's done were Marvel movies, and Doctor Strange wasn't even that bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based femanon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably is a woman. Like, who's watching Rachel McAdams movies; It's all romance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mean girls is shit and i get why people on Cinemaphile pretend to like it. it's the less-popular version of pretending to like my little pony back in 2012

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You pretended to like my little pony in 2012 didn't you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I just understand wanting to be "in the meme", most recently I think it was wearing suits to see a minions movie.
          I've never engaged in any part of any of this except I accidentally watched mean girls some years ago and realized its popularity was perverts. like my little pony

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha you used to pretend to like a little girl cartoon you fricking weirdo. You're pumping me up

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom.

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