ITT Actors you're shocked didn't get more work

Seriously what happened to him?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a disturbing face.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's tripping me out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has the eyes and nose of a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had no talent whatsoever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was very funny on Mad TV so that's obviously not true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His skit with madTV called "Kurt the Waiter" or "Kirk the Waiter" was epic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the Gay Plumber one. Kinda prescient.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He had no talent whatsoever.
      Untrue. I've seen what he can do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've seen what he can do.
        >shits in the pool
        Yeah, me too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Flaming homosexual and Stuart was funny for like 1 second, and then painful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to this sneaky snake.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mad TV was great when it hit but its biggest problem was definitely an overreliance on recurring characters. Ms. Swan or Stuart would have been a lot more bearable if their appearances were more limited.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he only ever on MADtv? How was that acting?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did a bunch of regular work for roger corman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got flattened by a steam roller in Austin powers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was in one of the new halloween remakes as a gay dude who gets killed

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He directs a lot of sitcoms and stuff now, mostly works behind the camera these days which is a shame since he was so funny on screen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I remember seeing his name as the director on almost every episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Mike & Molly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, Michael.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean in the rankings of best Mad TV cast members i'd say hes gotta be #2 behind Will Sasso

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the guy whose most well known part was being playing an annoying little shit in an unnecessary funny bit for years on end; did not get more roles?
    Frick me that's shocking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate you auto correct

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >;

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost everyone from Mad TV is blacklisted, I think Hollywood hated that show

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly not Debra Wilson

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the black ones were allowed to have careers after

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          these 2 were late stage mad tv when the quality had already nose dived

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Half-black

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Cinemaphile hate Debra so much? Is she on a lot of games or something?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her bald black bug-eyed face is face-scanned into every other big game after 2016

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes a surprising amount

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we need a black female character
          >say no more senpai, debra wilson is available, we've already got her face scan
          she was in something like 30 games in 5 years
          2019: 10
          2020: 4
          2021: 7
          2022: 4
          2023: 5
          just over-saturation
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Wilson#Video_games_2

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not really her fault. blame shit writers (usually white males with guilt complexes) who write awful black characters, who think they're being progressive, but are actually being extremely racist themselves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if anything, she's more blacklisted from hollywood than anyone else considering she's forever now trapped in the mocap hell dimension

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they let her out to do clip shows too.

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      what about that pseudo intellectual nig that Hollywood puts on a pedestal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Borstein is a multi time Emmy winner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might have something to do with her fat, beautiful pair of ethno and religion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the slim black dude does a ton of voice over work.
      Id be asking OPs question about Sasso though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last thing I saw Sasso in was that frick awful Super Troopers sequel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile one of them is about to revolutionize video games with his best bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Bolton (no relation) still gets a lot of work too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them gained a reputation of being difficult. Like Bobby Lee took a shit in a producers desk.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look what I can do!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mad TV had some bad b***hes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't post Nicole Parker.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she rejected a hollywood career after she left Mad TV because she found live theater more fulfilling, gotta respect that shes a real actor and not just someone doing it for the fame

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what happened to Newsradio's Vicki Lewis. I expected more from her but she vanished into Broadway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicole hit the wall as mach speed, turned into 90s Sally Struthers when she was at her fattest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she does a ton of voices on mcfarlanes stuff, and has been doing so for 15 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicole Sullivan is always the best character in any show she's in, especially in cartoons.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men blessed with such great eyelashes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we never touch ours, so what you always see is a lifetimes accumulation of growth.
      women however have given into Sodom and Gomorrah and brush weird chemicals into theirs, ruining them.

      similar to how the first thing I notice on a girl are her eyebrows. not because I'm picky, but because the first thing I can't help but notice is if YOUVE SHAVED YOURS OFF AND DRAWN THEM BACK ON LIKE SOME SORT OF CRAZY PERSON

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, I know many that have eyelash extensions but they refuse to stop getting them redone every 2 weeks because they have like 5 eyelashes left.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His best bit was when he played Dot's dad and he's just a horrible abusive butthole who hates his daughter while she's completely oblivious to it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot about that, that was good shit.
      his stuart bits were probably his worst stuff, all of the 'random guy' roles he was in were much better

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fightin' Ron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald and Collins together were elite

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      I really miss MadTV

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he hordes gerbils

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's already a better michael mcdonald

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah I keep forgetting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Actors you're shocked didn't get more work
    Special Officer Doofy from the first Scary Movie and Richard "it's Dick" from The Rules of Attraction

  17. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    honestly, i'm surprised most of the cast of madtv didn't get more work. it's crazy to think that key & peele and artie lange are the biggest names to have come from it. michael mcdonald was great, david herman was great, stephanie weir, nicole sullivan, deborah wilson... they were actually funny especially compared to the parade of painfully unfunny trash on snl. orlando jones is another guy i'm really surprised didn't get more work.

    • 2 months ago
      Poor Investor

      Phil Lamar made a respectable career for himself with steady work on cartoons and b roles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My kid brain was blown away seeing him on both Pulp Fiction and Gump Fiction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t this as much that MadTV had no notable writers or producers come out of it? I don’t think Lorne gets enough credit for the impact he has outside of SNL itself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many SNL writers have an Academy Award for best screenplay like MadTV Alumni Jordan Peele does for Get Out?

  18. 2 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    he looks like Robert Downey Jr but gayer

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's been dead since 1997.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wilson gravitated to VA roles
    >Borstein went full VA
    >Key and Peele became decently successful
    >Sasso disappeared
    >Bobby Lee more or less disappeared
    >No one else of note survived
    Christ what happened?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sasso is the biggest wtf for me. He could make reading a phonebook entertaining.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he does podcasts now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn he aged decently.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Poor Investor

            I do not get why clowns like Worm Norton troony Fricker and Will Fatso make fun of Ventura. I must be in the minority because it ain't funny to me, unlike Anthony Cumia's impression. I think it is the spirit and the cucky virtual signaling.
            That castrated faux edgy comedy of the 2020s does not seem to be dying.

    • 2 months ago
      Fledgling Investor

      Sasso is the biggest wtf for me. He could make reading a phonebook entertaining.

      Sasso does a podcast that's pretty funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Borstein went full VA
      No, she was also in Ms. Maisel and Resident Alien and still does stand up specials.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicole Sullivan is a successful VA too as well as Phil Lamar

  21. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in Halloween Kills, and was great in it.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Stephanie Weir

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing improv comic, legend at second city

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing improv comic, legend at second city

      I always found her oddly hot on the show

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor man's Maria Bamford.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legitimately great comedic actress who always did a great job of really getting into any role she had. Definitely should have been a bigger deal but I guess she wasn't hot enough for the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was Mo Collins as Teri Hatcher:

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      Weir and Mo unironically own my dick

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has he ever been confirmed as gay? Even on mad tv he always set off my gaydar like crazy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your dads gay?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild that this unfunny homosexual is one of the more successful Mad TV cast in years since, never liked him on the show in anything else

  26. 2 months ago
    Poor Investor

    He looks pretentious and irritating to be around.
    His 6 foot tall little boy bit made me angry, it was just so unfunny and loud.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Mo Collins as Teri Hatcher:

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  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Sasso is the bigger one from MadTV who I'm surprised never had a bigger career.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its too hard to properly fit fat people with giant heads into frame.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tried by giving him an NBC sitcom. This used to be the highest achievement for comedians, but nowadays nobody gives a frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Aspiring Investor

      Career was ended by that big budget Marx bros comedy that flopped

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are players who deserved a bigger career:

    >Kate Albrecht. She looked like Viva Bianca and could've definitely played those roles where she exists just to show her breasts
    >Hayley Kiyoko would've been a star if she wasn't a dyke
    >Staci Keanan at the very least deserved Melissa Joan Hart Hallmark roles.
    >Jaleel White. Of all the people to catapult into stardom from a sitcom, it should've been him. Way more talented than Will Smith.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a pig fetish, all these actresses are ugly and not deserving of fame.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *rapes you*

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the obvious exceptions, what the frick happened to the rest of the TNG crew? Plenty of fine actors and I can't recall anything else they're in after TNG and DS9

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