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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a twist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you certainly didn't see it cumming

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I don't get it.
    So is he some kind of rebel? When they have shit free, he won't buy. Or because they're out of stock?
    What country does this take place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can cope with the absence of one vice with another, but he needs all the rest to compensate for not jerking it.
      Also in each of the panels except the masturbation one, his right arm is beneath the table, implying masturbation is one of the vices he uses to cope when abstaining from all the other vices.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people will put off a habit for a specified period of time to try and moderate it. In this case the twist is that you don't realize the last habit is something he's been doing in the last three panels. I don't think this is specific to any particular country.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the a-HAH moment.
      He has his arm inconspicuously down the side so you really don't see anything special in it. Then the last panel reveal that the position was in fact not just relaxing.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Masturbation Free Days allowed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stress?
      >Rub one out!
      It only makes it worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're doing it wrong

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must just be you, it's worked great for me on all this shit. Especially insomnia though that could be a snake eating its own head since it's harder to get to sleep when horny

          The stress and the problem(s) causing the stress don't go away by jerking off. If I jerk off, I now have less time and less energy to deal with the problem(s) , so stress increases. What am I missing?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta speed fap

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must just be you, it's worked great for me on all this shit. Especially insomnia though that could be a snake eating its own head since it's harder to get to sleep when horny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      women disgust me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/y/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get off to men, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pain killers actually do wonders for depression

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Insomnia

      Jerking off immediately shortly (or especially immediately) before bed always keeps me awake, bullshit image

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You start,

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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