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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that you dont become funny by collecting the sperm of funny people inside yourself. Vocal fry prostitute must go and stay go.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you please provide an example of her being funny

      Adam lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First post best post. Frick Adam.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need to return to your red scare subredd please and never come back

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely like her, she reminds me of this girl I knew who acted kinda stupid but managed to buy several bitcoin when they were worthless on the advice of a friend, now she's hot, retired, and wealthy at the age of 27
      She also generally used to look like a child well past 20, so odds are she's going to stay young looking and rich well into her 30s
      Turns out she isn't stupid, I am, stupid alone and watching tv again on a tuesday

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish she blows up soon, she's the second coming of jesus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically have a strong crush and obsession for her.

      I was introduced to her when I was in high school.
      to this video to be exact (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x14hNEf_tI)
      It was randomly appear on my yt feed out of nowhere and if I weren't to click to that video and refreshed the page. I wouldn't ended up like this.

      She's funny and cute. I love how self-aware she can be and for some reason that's incredibly attractive for me. She's also actually talented in her own way and doesn't seem so much like a shit person. the worst thing she can be is that she can be cringy at how "quirky" she's trying to be.

      I used to watch her video every morning before I started my day (which is HS) by watching one of her video and smiled during the whole thing, I'm genuinely falling in love with this girl like no other.

      Sad that she didn't regularly upload her videos anymore. She has a potential to really be something.
      Now, whenever I feel like pure shit and I want to do nothing except crying, I watch this video of her (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3skRmC5uncI)

      Never in my fricking life would I simp for a woman this hard, man.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like frick man. idk anyone understand this kind of obsession. But back then and even now really, There aren't really anyone like her.
        The slight amount of edginess, the self-aware, her tastes. I want her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like frick man. idk anyone understand this kind of obsession. But back then and even now really, There aren't really anyone like her.
        The slight amount of edginess, the self-aware, her tastes. I want her.

        take that back pervert

        Will do anything for her feet being posted.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was randomly appear on my yt feed out of nowhere and if I weren't to click to that video and refreshed the page. I wouldn't ended up like this.
        That video appears in my feed every couple of months. You'd end up here anyway you stupid homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 38 and used to dream a girl like her existed. She talks about the exact same stuff I did in college in the same way. No one got me, and there were normal art hoes but not like her. I understand the simping. It's weird when you're old, you've just seen and met so many people and there only ever existed like 3 you feel that way about. Like I want to listen to Russian folk music and paint and watch the monkees movie with her.

        Heads up though those special few I met have either died or went to jail for hate crimes. Caroline has to take a lot of meds to stay stable.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like an absolute homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have extreme depth of feeling for some women and it's super gay. I'll date someone for like 5 years then spend 2 alone missing them bc they die or turn trans or whatever. It is what it is (autism).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Free Palestine
        Peak upper-middle class white girl shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She' so crazy frickable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        take that back pervert

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically have a strong crush and obsession for her.

      I was introduced to her when I was in high school.
      to this video to be exact (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x14hNEf_tI)
      It was randomly appear on my yt feed out of nowhere and if I weren't to click to that video and refreshed the page. I wouldn't ended up like this.

      She's funny and cute. I love how self-aware she can be and for some reason that's incredibly attractive for me. She's also actually talented in her own way and doesn't seem so much like a shit person. the worst thing she can be is that she can be cringy at how "quirky" she's trying to be.

      I used to watch her video every morning before I started my day (which is HS) by watching one of her video and smiled during the whole thing, I'm genuinely falling in love with this girl like no other.

      Sad that she didn't regularly upload her videos anymore. She has a potential to really be something.
      Now, whenever I feel like pure shit and I want to do nothing except crying, I watch this video of her (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3skRmC5uncI)

      Never in my fricking life would I simp for a woman this hard, man.

      What happened to her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Went a bit nuts; spent some time in an institution. Seems to be doing better now. Lives with her folks in park slope bk.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want her back.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She went to college for a few years and then dropped out. Recently, she got a content-creating job a Rooster Teeth. She's more of a regular person who sometimes makes youtube videos than a full time youtuber.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is her RT stuff?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not out yet, it's a show with a zoomer-looking black kid and another malcolm x black panther party downright angry-looking black kid.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well that sounds completely obnoxious, I'm just excited to see her though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically have a strong crush and obsession for her.

      I was introduced to her when I was in high school.
      to this video to be exact (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x14hNEf_tI)
      It was randomly appear on my yt feed out of nowhere and if I weren't to click to that video and refreshed the page. I wouldn't ended up like this.

      She's funny and cute. I love how self-aware she can be and for some reason that's incredibly attractive for me. She's also actually talented in her own way and doesn't seem so much like a shit person. the worst thing she can be is that she can be cringy at how "quirky" she's trying to be.

      I used to watch her video every morning before I started my day (which is HS) by watching one of her video and smiled during the whole thing, I'm genuinely falling in love with this girl like no other.

      Sad that she didn't regularly upload her videos anymore. She has a potential to really be something.
      Now, whenever I feel like pure shit and I want to do nothing except crying, I watch this video of her (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3skRmC5uncI)

      Never in my fricking life would I simp for a woman this hard, man.

      She' so crazy frickable.

      >I DON'T KNOW WHY, SHE'S JUST SO LE FUNNY, SHE JUST IS, I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH HER, I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her feet please.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny as in haha. Or Funny as in odd?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can see this girl getting her pussy licked out in 4k

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I came so hard my ears started ringing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I came so hard my ears started ringing

        Liars

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did her shit got leaked like that btw?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          probs did it herself because no career

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > how to get guaranteed (You)s

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name pls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that Lily Mo Sheen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can anybody confirm this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Lots of women have a fetish for taking mens virginity, same with men. The real problem is when you're a virgin and you're just awkward and other person is just going "the frick is this moron doing" rather than enjoy themselves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely the latter. Although simps are known to delude themselves

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you please provide an example of her being funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheats on Adam
      >they're both still somehow amicable enough for her to show up as a gag cameo on his talk show when it's brand new

      that was pretty funny, you have to admit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She never cheated on him. Adam just kept the rumors going because they were funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >both still somehow amicable enough
        >leftie is a whipped cuckold
        >somehow

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > entire highways of Australian penis has been through that kitchen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one, if any, is a woman?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he wear a bra?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you let /misc/ mindbreak you, you little bawd?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redscare

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boiled vegetables
      imagine the bloated braps from her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flatulence poo IS a fat hog

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one day i'll get the guy who you fricked first
      women really do live on another planet...

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a transwoman

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]
      Adam lost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME IF THERE IS A NEW MITRE 10, THANK YOU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a better time lads. who knew it would so much worse?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best character in the show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in that show is funny.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I hAtE ThInGs BeCaUsE rEDdIt sAiD nOt To

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youtube tier post

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom zoom

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bees

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bees?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            beads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.
      I would always wrack my brain trying to think of young women who are funny but she was hilarious.
      RIP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, who doesn't love the israelites?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange combination of funny, good actress and hot. I don't care if she's old, I'd frick that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish I could find women funny, sometimes I think I do, but I always realize that I actually just think they are cute or pretty and pretend to find them funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think rita rudner was kinda funny back in the day.
      She does typical woman jokes but she does understand delivery in a way that doesn't just pertain to finding funny ways to say "MY PUSSY" loudly

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he really was a c**t wasn’t he?
    Caught me off guard when I first saw it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vastly underrated. No one ever mentions her when the topic of funny women comes up, and that's a crime.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's that guy
      >picrel
      was pretty funny, and she also only made jonah stornger

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom zoom

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just know a fat drunk 50 year old wrote this, because I'm not a zoomer at all and fat drunk 50 year olds are right about once a day

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you hate your dad so much zoom zoom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      her and mikes wife are real funny together

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hated Pearl when she first got on the show. It wasn't until years later during the Cinematic Titanic days that I came to appreciate Mary Jo's brilliant timing and delivery. Now, I go back and watch her in mst3k and kick myself for not seeing it earlier and getting to enjoy it in real time. Her modern riffs with Bridget are damn near on part with the main 3 guys. The films they use aren't usually my cup of tea but, they make them bearable at least.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this chick is so fricking mega hyped on here and among right wingers because of her pandering but i looked at her twitter and it was the same exact fricking pathetic rote female humor as any other woman
    >i can't sleep since i found out about [innocuous quIrKy thing]
    >[picture of an ugly clothing item] i need this
    etc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt “right wingers” have anything to do with her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        right wingers dont know who the frick she is bud

        i can assure you they do and flirt with her and she flirts back hard, hence her popularity despite being basic and commie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know she fricked Alex Jones but I’m suspicious about the rest of it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      right wingers dont know who the frick she is bud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        RWers as in BAPwingers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all she does is talk vaguely about politics and pop culture in her fake prostitute voice, and most of which she seems to understand poorly. apparently, that is all you need for simps to shower money on you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >among right wingers
      >moron bay area commie with daddy issues hooked on pills

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow I didn't know communists were right wing!

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no such thing

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    U FINK DASHA IS HER PROIME!?
    OI AM IN MUH PROIME!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BOI MIN!!!

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest female comedian since the release of unrelated Belgian techno album: Pump up the Jam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I say silly stuff in a serious manner shtick

      I remember when I was 10 and thought this was peak comedy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does it feel to have been right since 10 years old?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about this woman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low IQ people find her funny because she says dumb things in a serious and matter-of-fact way

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        High IQ people find her funny because she says dumb thing in a serious matter-of-fact way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about this woman.

      she's always reminded me of that streamer justaminx
      same accent and everything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mastered the art of schizoposting in interviews

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically Cinemaphile in every way
      pure shitposting to make us all proud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thread winner so far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never found her funny. I distinctly remember the first time I saw her and thought "do people still find this funny?"

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She kind of looks like the young girl from Jurassic Park

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miss her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting Cinemaphile zoomers to recognize Rose

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        e-celeb worshipping newbies calling even newer newbies out as newbies for being newer newbies is top tier comedy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss her

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's morse code

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a older guy takes more strokes to come while younger guys come immediately

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most zoomer thread on Cinemaphile right now

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Chloe La Branch

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn’t funny the first 294728 times I saw it and it still isn’t funny

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 Rock is the funniest sitcom in TV history. Also
      >So disgusted with millennial Netflix writers ruining Kimmy Schmidt that she just let the show die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao are all his posts archived somewhere? he was an angsty little chud back then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wouldn't frick tina fey
        no wonder he's gay

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tina fey and this one got the only hearty keks from me itt

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no breasts
    but at least her pits look nice

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but tiktok has produced a lot of funny b***hes lately

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have such sights to show you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left; 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes
      Right; 18 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she got hotter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chonki Bomber.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chubby chonkers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >become fat
      >immediately make onlyfans
      Was the latter inevitable regardless of the former?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    >funny

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame she's disease ridden bawd though

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women can definitely be funny, but it's rare for them to be good standups.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always crack up when I see 2 chicks making out haha it's like why are you kissing each other you're both girls lol and the further they go with it the funnier it gets XD

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only funny women are clinically insane, get yourself a woman who doesn't try to be funny. The best gf I had NEVER made jokes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think my mom has told a single joke in her life

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    elyse willems

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell thats a woman because her hair isnt in a ponytail

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell thats a woman because her hair isnt in a ponytail

      funniest thing she ever did was hit adam with a switch remote. which to be clear was hilarious.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm about to lawrence all over her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting my wife

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anna Faris

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Gross

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual homosexual

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss this fat eloquent moron like you wouldn't believe

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talking crap isn't funny

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    love

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know women draw in their stomachs when they take photos like that? Always

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >face by photoshop
    >body by goyslop
    Looks like fricking GARBAGE.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it just occured to me my gf has this exact bodytype
    have to start taking her to the gym with me

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bro it's not how her belly looks in real life
    It's fatter and bigger

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amy Sedaris

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >funny
    >women

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that one clip of that woman comedian talking about her ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amy Schumer the Leather Special. Beyond that, I don't think that jokes been done before.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sally Phillips, Bridget Christie, Morgana Robinson. The Holy Trinity of Taskmaster woman kino.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She carried that one movie adult world.

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