>character is underwater or in some situation where they have to hold their breath
>hold my own breath to see if I can last as long as they can
ITT: Autistic shit you do
>character is underwater or in some situation where they have to hold their breath
>hold my own breath to see if I can last as long as they can
don't watch Alien Resurrection
>character looks at the audience and gives a monologue
>I instinctively look down to break eye contact
is it over for me?
My first thought was Alien:R when I saw the thread and yes I do this too. I usually succeed but also you’re just sitting on a couch, imagine swimming away from aliens trying to hold your breath.
Or Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
Of Aquaman
I try to pop weird pimples and then I leave the hard excretion jutting/sticking out of me for as long as I can and I take lots of pictures and acknowledge how important it is by revisiting my pics nightly. picrel came put of the back of my thumb. I wish I still had it sticking out of me like that.
This thread is officially gross and ruined. I wish to kill you with high powered military weaponry
That's some serial killer shit. I just pop pimples and squeeze the puss and rub it between my fingers and take a whiff to see if it smells like nothing, blood, or sweaty grease.
I wish I could have a mountain lion as pet but I don't know if you could ever fully trust one-poor kitties don't their strength
>character is being confronted, yelled at, humiliated, being forced to apologize for something, etc
>imagine I'm in that same situation and go through an entire violent power/revenge fantasy in my head that ends in suicide by cop
Why does your mind do this, it all happens in a split second too and I just think why did my brain have to simulate that experience?
You're mentally ill
I think it’s more of an instinct e.g.
>monkey in the jungle sees crocodile swimming by
>imagines getting hunted by the crocodile and how monke could escape
See that video of Australian cops arresting that father while glowies drag his screaming daughter away to be ~~*(vaccinated*~~)? Immediately imagine you’re the dad and what you would do to save your daughter.
Yes. Good.
Classic anxiety fantasies
If I see an attractive woman in television or film I immediately go to the internet to see if she has nudes
>doing this shit whenever a kino moment happens
is underwater or in some situation where they have to hold their breath
>>hold my own breath to see if I can last as long as they can
I do the exact same thing
>Walk by posters in kinoplex
>Say "No" and "Yes!" with varying enthusiasm as I point at the posters to signify which ones I want to see
One time I went to a small museum and the lady at the front desk was watching movie trailers loudly on her phone and saying stuff like "Oh! That looks good, I want to see that!" to herself and I could hear her throughout the whole museum
She was trying to get you to chime in anon. Could’ve taken her to one of the less popular exhibits and plowed her right there.
>Walk by posters in kinoplex
>Say "No" and "Yes!" with varying enthusiasm as I point at the posters to signify which ones I want to see
>have social anxiety
>realize everyone is distant cousins
>realize talking to people is just like talking to a family member
>social anxiety goes away
>empathy is restored
>everyone is cousins
Your closest common relative to a Nubian would probably be some orangutan looking thing.
>be afraid of blacks because they are violent in online videos
>realize everyone is distant cousins
>closest common relative to a Nubian would probably be some monkey
>see black guy walking towards me and instinctively say "heyo monkey cousin!"
>not talking even to family members
it's over
lol ive done that on occasion. but holding your breath while relaxing in a chair is very different from holding your breath while swimming around.
>Meet sister's new dog
>Mom says, "He's a big guy!"
>I automatically mutter, "For you"
>They hear me, puzzled
>watch a movie or documentary with dinosaurs
>go around my house moving like a dinosaur for the next few hours
If a movie/TV scene is really good and it resonates with me, I like to go back and just listen to those scenes like I would a song.
>can’t watch a movie unless I make a thread to talk about it on Cinemaphile
>usually banned so I go days and days without watching films waiting to be able to make the thread and watch
I scrunch my eyes together and slap my face repeatedly, not hard, when I get excited. I turn away from my friends and family when I do it and honest to god none of them have ever noticed it.
first time I've ever said this to anyone.
My wife saw me do it like a month ago when she was trying to startle me while I was gaming with a headset on and she just laughed hella hard and asked what the frick I was doing.
told her I was tired and I was trying to wake myself up.
>gallop toward a city >bring horse to a halt >scream the name of the city at the top of your lungs >continue galloping
>Downtrodden poor loser character hated by everyone
>Imagine myself being that one neighbor/store clerk that is nice to him
>whenever someone leaves a car on or a light on or leaves a door open, I pretend I pretend to close it or turn it off off-screen
How many layers of pretending are you on mate?
When there is a love scene sometimes I blush like a high school girl, giggle and cover my eyes. I'm 6.4 and by back is cover by black hair. It's not a testosterone problem. I'm just a romantic
>watching movie with frens
>make joke where punchline is just saying the movies title
>kills every time
>cringe scene
>pause the film, skip past it watch a few seconds
>realise that unless I watch the whole movie I am going to have to rewatch it
>watch the cringe scene
>stop the movie and do something like making coffee
>finish the movie
>horribly awkward scene comes up
>get overpowering second-hand embarrassment
>leave the room and listen for scene to be done, or look away for a while
>This happens when you are watching with parents/friends
>Get up to "go to the toilet" while the scene plays
>"Don't worry, we'll pause it until you're back!"
Frick me
oh my god dude my wife does this same shit.
this is the worst. I can't even watch cringe threads because I get so much 2nd hand embarrassment that I just go "ah frick!" and look away and close the video.
>friends know the reason
>they call out to me that the cringe has surpassed and I can come back now
I look away when actors are about to kiss and then force myself to watch anyway to prove that sex doesn't make me uncomfortable
I made up my own worlds, with on-going storylines and characters from existing franchises but different backstories, because I'm not original. Have been doing this since I was a kid.
I do the same thing and it drives me nuts. I'll just subconsciously stop breathing.
>get done shaving
>pull out the aftershave
>pour it into one hand and rub hands together
>slap my face like i'm kevin mccallister from home alone
there's no other way to apply it.
this, but i follow it up with slapping the shit out of myself like i'm a pissed of cat
yep, instead of rubbing my face i slap it a bunch of times despite it probably making no difference.
wow so auTIsTt anon
>every fricking kid at my school used to do this when we were watching something
fricking morons have labelled everything as muh autistt
k
Most people didnt go to a special needs school anon
>Insert myself into any movie/show
>doing my own "smarter" choices
>realise my choice was stupid and/or ends in my demise
>desperately have to replay and retcon my imaginary choices
>a sex scene
>fap for better kino experience
>others near me in the cinema don't like my actions
>see someone in cinema fapping to a sex scene
>see he's about to cum
>warn him that the sexiest scene hasn't even come up yet
When I was a kid I used to think if buried chicken eggs and sat on them they would hatch. My mum caught me doing it to Jurassic park video tapes hoping to hatch a dinosaur.
>character is having sex
>stroke my wiener to see if I can last as long as they can
damn near everyone in movies cum in like 10 secs though
>read along with plot summaries as I watch a movie because I can’t focus for more than 30 mins and don’t want to get lost
>pick my nose raw as an anxiety trigger while watching suspenseful flicks I’m actually invested in
>sometimes write fanfic as I’m watching a movie if I like one of the female characters
>if I go to the movie theater I have to have an end seat so I can plan my escape route
thats autistic? really? I thought that was normal