ITT: character derailment
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Right is more likable
You'll probably also ignore how he was a pussy in the original Shrek films
Right is a jerk
>crybabies are likable
In what fricking world
in the world we live
Do you people forget that Puss's first appearance consisted of Shrek picking him up by the scruff, donkey threatening to neuter him, and Puss begging for his life?
And he was a cool zorro cat in his first movie that you didn't watch
If I recall correctly the sequel isn't called Shrek 5: The Last Wish
>his first movie that you didn't watch
his first movie that no one watched because it sucked
God, I watched it and I don't even remember anything about it except it had humpty dumpty. I think.
It was awfuler trash. TLW, on the other hand, is pure Kino.
This you?
>rent free
>right is more likeable
so why was he a fan-favorite after all these years before that movie? coincidence???
Puss in boots wasn't popular until TLW according to zoomers
>Movie is literally called "Puss In Boots"
>Complains at the main character for being a Pussy
That was the point of the movie you fricking moron
So was it Puss who suggested Shrek to go sulk at that bar? In that case, that gives him some story relevance since being at that bar is what allowed Shrek to eavesdrop about the love potion plan.
Why is the writing of Shrek 2 so c**ty?
None of the movies in OP are from shrek movies let alone shrek 2 kys
How did the door self-repair?
frick off Stan
The amount of heart signs in Shrek 2 is embarrassing. This is just one out of many. Such a departure from Antz and Shrek.
>t. Farquad
Love Potion Number 9
>"Dearest Princess Fiona. You are hereby summoned to the kingdom of Far, Far Away for a royal ball in celebration of your marriage, at which time the king will bestow his royal blessing upon you and your prince Charming. Love, the king and queen of Far, Far Away, AKA mom and dad"
Fiona's parents got the news that Fiona was rescued, got her spell broken and got married, but the news didn't include that she was now permanently an ogress and that she married an ogre. Makes sense.
>With just a—
>Wave of my magic wand
>Your troubles will soon be gone
>With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
>You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
>A high-priced dress made by mice, no less
>Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress
>Your worries will vanish
>Your soul will cleanse
>Confide in your very own furniture friends
>We'll help you set a new fashion trend
>I'll make you fancy
>I'll make you great
>The kind of gal the prince would date
>They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
>""For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"
>A sporty carriage to ride in style
>Sexy man-boy chauffeur, Kyle
>Banish your blemishes, tooth decay
>Cellulite thighs will fade away
>And oh, what the hey
>Have a bichon frisé
>Nip and tuck, here and there
>To land that prince with the perfect hair
>Lipstick, liners, shadows, blush
>To get that prince with a sexy tush
>Lucky day, hunk buffet
>You and your prince take a roll in the hay
>You can spoon on the moon
>With the prince, to this tune
>Don't be drab, you'll be fab
>Your prince will have rock-hard abs
>Cheese soufflé
>Valentine's Day
>Have some chicken fricassée
Gooooood, let your autism slowly kill you.
>OP sees panic attack
>gets panic attack
Calm down
Farquaad wasn't a good person, but he wasn't soulless. Fairy Godmother is a different case. She was soulless.
Best post ITT
Pic extremely unrelated
Delusional
but wasn't he rerailed by the end of the film
not in that way you perv
Left: Latinx coded chad
Right: wh*te coded coward
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HUMANIZE THE BADASS GUY HE NEEDS TO BE BADASS 24/7
>NOOOOOO HE CANNOT HAVE THE HUMAN TRAIT OF WEAKNESS, HE MUST BE PERFECT IN ALL THINGS
>PLEASE STOP, I NEED TO SELF INSERT INTO HIM BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING WORTHY ENOUGH IN MY LIFE NOOOOOOO
>FRICKING SJWS REEEEEEEEE
take your meds anon
Why does every character need to be "humanized"?
You will never be a woman
Oh hy Katya Márquez, I know you love Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion.