ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong

he debugged 2,000,000 lines of code and still no pay raise?
that cheap Scotsman had it coming

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap Scotsman
    You just need to say Scotsman.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he debugged 2,000,000 lines of code
    Oh wow he did his fricking job? Crazy, he needs EXTRA compensation for performing his regular duties.
    Fricking idiot.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He underbid the job, and there were unforeseen problems. Hammond should have given him more. Fat old fricker should’ve died just like the book

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. has never debugged a single line of code, let alone networked eight connection machines

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has never debugged a single line of code
        Exactly right, I pay dumb fricks who value themselves so little as to be code monkeys to do it for me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa we got a badass over here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IMMAMILLIONAIRE

          Oppenheimer?

          yes, next to the monitor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oppenheimer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thanks, dad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dennis! The headlights!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole board from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of janitoring is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can monitor 8 c*nny threads and delete 2 million sneed posts for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dennis, the boards are in your hands and you're distracted watching your 'kinos'?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does anybody want a meme or something? I'm going to one of the other boards because I had all this cringe so I thought I'd get something based.
        >Oh and I finished banning the anons, I know you wan- you asked me t- s- so I banned their IPs and I thought I should tell you that the system is gonna be working through all that 15-20 minutes so some of the minor threads might go on and off but it's nothing to worry about, it's just a simple thing...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          8.5/10

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ah Ah Ah! You didn't send the based (You)!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            NICE TRIPS BASED!
            DAMNIT I HATE THIS HACKER KNOWN AS Cinemaphile CRAP!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theft is wrong, commie. He deserved to get eaten by that dino.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sabotages the park and gets himself and three others killed in the process
    >Did nothing wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic park was a crime against nature and against god, he literally did nothing wrong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why he sabotaged the park? No, it isn't, is it? He sabotaged it because he's a fat greedy goblin and was perfectly okay with Biosyn doing exactly the same thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Biosyn
          >bio sin
          Really makes you think.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character works with computers
    >his name is Nerdy

    Bravo spielberg

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keycheck space minus O, keychecks off, safety space minus O.
    He's turning the proxies on. He doesn't want anybody to know where he's posting from. Now look at this next file, it's the kicker. "Cute_and_funny.webm"

    Whatever it was, it derailed the thread. But with the Cloudflare off, the archive didn't register the filename. Only way to find them now is to search 4plebs threads one by one.

    >How many threads are there?

    About two million.

    • 9 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      It's funny that people forget that Samuel L. Jackson was in JP because his character was soo low key!!!FACT!!!

  8. 9 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    It's fricking stupid that there would be ONE MAN running a fricking zoo filled with monsters on a desktop computer. Logically there would have been an entire I.T. department considering that they have dozens of scientists working on cloning the dinosaurs!!!FACT!!!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By all accounts, Hammond did spare a shit ton of expenses in building and maintaining the park. It's part of the subtext of the movie: the helicopter, dinosaurs, video presentations, jeeps, and ice cream he spared no expense on because that was the superficial glam shit he was interested in. He wanted Disney with dinos. But the actual security, manpower, maintenance, and basic logistics (you know, continual costs) he skimped on heavily. This is the story of a cheap rich man who didn't care if it worked so long as it looked good. Read the original novel, you fricking illiterates. Or read a book about film theory instead of coming on here jerking off your ill-formed thoughts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lit poster, we got a lit poster here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That poster was pretty lit fr fr no cap

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's sad one of the few cogent boards on Cinemaphile disparages the mere act of reading.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't distinguish irony from sincerity
          >claims others can't read

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only having a skeleton crew of like 3 people running a park full of prehistoric creatures instead of just paying the park security and scientists to stay the night
    What did Hammond mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They left because of the hurricane. The park would have been completely fine if not for what Nedry did.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even bother leaving the facility when everything was fine in there?
        If anything they were more at risk being stuck in the ocean during that storm.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >entire system can be brought down by one fat moron

        They spared no expense.

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