ITT: Commercial kino.

ITT: Commercial kino.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not clicking it, that's the one where she gets horribly burned

    I know it's fake but it just reminds me of LiveLeak stuff I'd rather forget

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LiveLeak stuff I'd rather forget
      all dose chinese workers lost like tears in the rain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Raffed

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NSFW:

    Better version:
    https://www.funny-games.biz/videos/830-juicedcommercial.html
    Was it rape?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >brown nipples
      >fake red hair
      c r i n g e

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great commercial and fun game. Used to play the shit out of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will not be playing Juiced and yes, it was most definitely SA.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just check out our shit version. Beaten by leafs, how embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aahhha it's hot, gonna fall on my back with it, it's so hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ew they're wet
      Friendly reminder that wearing wet oven gloves is how you get steamed hands.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >steamed hands

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that's the point of the commercial, that he's doing all the wrong things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If that was the point of the commercial then surely they would have had him actually wear some oven gloves instead of dishwashing gloves? Adding the wet line won't exactly make people realise the mistake is the wetness, they'll just think "yeah I'm not moronic enough to think the dish gloves will keep the heat away".

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember an anti-drug commercial from the early 2000s USA
    >where a teen girl accepted drugs from a boy
    >they giggle together
    >She lays down on the couch seemingly paralyzed
    >Boy starts pulling off her clothes
    >She moans weakly "nooooooo"
    >He responds "Shhh...shut up."
    Anyone have a source for "Don't do drugs or you gonna get raped?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i remember seeing this one somewhere but I doubt it was actually on TV, probably in some sort of compilation

      I remember it, though. You're not nuts

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most KINO PSA of all time with the greatest one liner mic drop.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If /misc/ made a based anti-racist ad:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how is it illegal to no allow someone to live in your house lamo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite won't rent out to another israelite
      frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile 90% of all share rentals in the US say "women preferred"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I've heard this a million times but never knew it was a TV commercial, too.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This commercial was one of my earliest memories. I remember asking my mommy, what "sexual harassment" was, and she avoided answering me. So my sister explained it.
    Blatant propaganda is more honest than the subliminal propaganda of a feature film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The feature length remake was so much better:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I do!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will never forget this jingle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was Stan Lee when I was a child.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really need to work on my annunciation, i would rent to the last guy as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stanley steemer was kino too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >STANLEY STEAMER!
        >frick my ass!
        >fondle my nutsack!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The issue with this is it sounds like they're saing "two three hundred and five", which is the wrong number

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        use qtip on ear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't you making a bigger salary, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >posting the inferior version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was very close to going to one of these for profit schools to study video game design MY GOD I am so lucky I didn't fall for their predatory bullshit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did he do it bros...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's filmed to look as if it's a long take but the part where he goes into the store and it zooms in is cleverly edited, allowing them to change the set.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's some crazy shit. I mean who the frick plays basketball on the tiny pavement corner of an intersection? Who would even be nuts enough to put a basket up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual kinography.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this feels like an ad for some weird ps3 game

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this was funny Tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was funny until the fifth time someone twice my age referenced it
      that commercial was boomernip

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the comments are just seething because he said "finally some real coffee". Why are americans like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because american coffee isn't real coffee.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. Stupid homosexual fricking foreigner going "let me tell you about your coutry"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so you're mad there werent a bunch of incest comments you fricking degenerate third world piece of shit?
        definitely wouldnt rent to you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do brothers and sisters really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the extended edition

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the girl is mega qt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the extended edition

      based

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Cleese made a bunch of commercials for a Danish home electronics retailer where he shits on his ex-wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just when I thought this man couldn't get any more based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >making people laugh at your complete cuckening, just to pay the bills
        >based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw these when they aired in Finland, I wish advertising agencies would use has-been boomer actors more.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO YA LIKE THIS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is picrel /ourguy/?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of country is Canada where they constantly need commercials like this telling people not to kill each other?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based on my limited understanding of Canadians they are actually on the verge of extreme anger at all times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we are passive aggressive as all shoot which doesn't let you really get the bad feelings out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A country without daily mass shootings

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          just daily cuckoldings and homosex

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah cuckoldings are also your thing. You're right about the homosex though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOOORD I CAN'T CHAAAAAANGE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FRICKING b***h
      O
      U

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I distinctly remember there being one where they scream, "CAKEBOY", where was the cakeboy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was from IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >basedou'reaqueeraren'tyou

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and now there are pride parades where naked men run around in front of children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am so fricking over people pretending to be victims to advance political goals

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could have saved millions of lives if the pussy british had just gunned down those sourkraut eating homosexuals in the open field right there instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when you’re contrarian but also low IQ

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Contrarians are low IQ so no need to say "but also"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            objectively false

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking dare they
      This is abhorrent

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heeeeeee's my brotherrrrrrr

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOULL CALL THEM
    NOWWW

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this
    is crack

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRUITED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the husband unscrews this prostitute’s cap and dumps her filthy bawd water all over a pile of dog shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal cuck propaganda
      No ~~*agenda*~~ here, goy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these fruits genocided millions of whites

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*chair clattering*

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well that tears it, I'm ordering some Sakeru Gummy.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'nother scorcher

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I vowed never to buy shit from Sears after they sent a guy to give me a quote on new hardwood floors and the quote was something insane then he said every day I wait and don't agree to it the price goes up. Told him to get the frick out of my house because he was now trespassing.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, what the frick is wrong with scotland?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being in close proximity with Angl*s does damage to the psyche

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THEY SHOULD NEVER PUT THE DEEP FRYER OH N-

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >are you lissenin man?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing that gets me more pumped than the over the top Japanese actors saying English words in their funny little accent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievably based. Despite playing ad nauseum this never got old for me. Bizarre that at this point it's like 10 years old now.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1984. Don't even have to post it.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRESH GOES BETTER
    FRESH GOES BETTER
    FRESH GOES BETTER
    FRESH GOES BETTER

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one always cracks me up

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ICE CREAM IS A FEELING

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually followed these guys back in the day and was happy for their success but it got cringe during shows where drunk fricks would scream "Play the cable song"

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINOOOOOOO

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I CANT WAIT TO BE AN USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ND CARRY THIS HEAVY COOKING POT!!
    >wait, you cant carry t-
    >AHHHHH ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant find the Running in the 90s version.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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