ITT: Dead careers

ITT: Dead careers

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone on every TGIF sitcom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit. I know you're posting this ironically, but it just activates my nostalgia synapses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Jesse and Bob Saget had fine careers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but in current year, their careers are dead with saget's death held as a state secret for the next 50 years.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she considered a milf if she never gave birth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      It means she failed at life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do we call these roasties?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post-wall roasties

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wine aunts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cat ladies, wine aunts, depressed, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hope Solo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cougar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Life is pain and proliferating life is evil, "failing at life" means succeeding at existence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muh pain
          get out of here with your pessimism. you're the architect of your own sorrow

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ok numb nuts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and if you have kids, you are forcing more people to architect more sorrows instead of just letting the pain die with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the term you're looking for is cougar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wine Aunt. Milf is an acronym for Mother I'd Like to Frick. Being a milf requires having given birth.

      the term you're looking for is cougar

      Cougars are older women who hunt for younger men to frick.

      Milfs and wine aunts can both be cougars, but Milfs and Wine Aunts are mutually exclusive.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i looked up if she had kids which would mean that it's fine that her career is dead but...
    >Beloved American actress Jennifer Aniston recently opened up about the scrutiny she has received for not having children. At 52, it's clear that the Friends star has lived a full and exciting life, but it seems the tabloids are never short of harsh criticism.
    🙁 poor thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lived a full and exciting life
      yeah this is what she tells herself everyday as well hoping she would convince herself eventually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truly a dead end.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is that? I have the name on the tip of the tongue but she looks way different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >George Clooney exists
      Well thanks Anon, now I'm sad.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No undies?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her movies just dont do well in the age of streaming

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never could get past how much she resembles telly savalas

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't need a career anon. Not since Friends.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was hot in We're the Millers. That movie was 9 years ago, though, so I don't know how walled she looks today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According rumors, she was going to be topless in that scene, but Justin Theroux, her then-boyfriend and later a husband, forbade it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >then-boyfriend
        If that fricker wasn't going to stay, he had even less right to deny them to us.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          From what I read about Aniston I can conclude she is a real drama queen who makes scenes, whines to her friends about her issues and men, and so on. It's really hard to live with such a woman. Well, I mean, it's just being an actress, amirite? I really don't judge Justin for separating from her. It's a miracle there are even a few successful marriages of actors.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >According rumors, she was going to be topless in that scene
        I feel like we've heard this song and dance with Anniston many times now, claims she was going to be nude in a film then isn't in the final release

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was topless in The Good Girl unless I'm misremembering.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Justin Theroux not putting up with his partners being prostitutes on the screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whacked it hard to this movie one night in my grandmothers living room

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Friends cast each makes like 20 million a year form syndication.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? She stars in "The Morning Show" on AppleTV and gets about $2M per episode as a producer and one of two main stars. Two seasons were released and they are making season 3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Appletv
      No one watches anything Appletv

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how do you post on Cinemaphile and not know Moner?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        isabella merced

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Moner*
          No one calls her that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          her career isn't dead, why is she posted?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >her career isn't dead
            she can't even get 100 retweets for a dumb shitpost

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's too pretty. No wonder she's Cinemaphile's waifu

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She is doing fine, doesn't belong here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If that were true she'd be in something better than transformers 7

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Her name change was such a moronic decision.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Got written off her own show. That should tell you something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, is she one of the "Putas de la Merced"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maisie williams?? she played the man with no name in GoT or rather she should have played that but they raped the plot and she became aria stark again even after vowing to abandon her name.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not her. Stop trying to force that meme every time Moner is posted.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            look man, i wasnt sure and didnt wanna google it. thats why i put the "??" i figured it out after the fact but was too lazy to correct myself is all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's Isabela Moner

            have a nice day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's Isabela Moner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spilled more seed to Moner than any other celeb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus what a qt
      why doesn't she have more roles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex boner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh the old in 'n out goblin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to sniff her anus.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her career isn't dead I just saw her in an Aveeno skin cream commercial.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    aniston is a 10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *was a

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe without certain surgeries and procedures she would age gracefully.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those feet, yes. but not overall

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't her nipples perma-erect anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      glaciers are melting anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over for us PUTA bros???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      P

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      U

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homewrecker.
      prostitute-c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PUTA
      U
      T
      A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she killed her career the second she became a puta. 10 cloverfield lane was huge and fargo season 3 was the best show that year. then she fricked around and has been in shit with zero cultural or critical relevance.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you're calling him a c**t, he was a pretty good joker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And to think that she has a coomerbait youtube channel. Sad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can tell she's super insecure about all the no ass posting. She can try but her body is garbage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think her main problem wasn't that she had no ass, it was that it looked like a deflated balloon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinda sad and hot. Reminds me of how she started showing off her feet more after the toenail fungus pics. I hope she takes better care of her body by now.

          I think her main problem wasn't that she had no ass, it was that it looked like a deflated balloon

          kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her feet are insultingly ugly.
        t. footgay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her feet are insultingly ugly.
        t. footgay

        If you sucked on her toes, would you die?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ROFL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ewww wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peaked in Community

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OAG, pls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a meth addict

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This c**t.

        she looks like she smells like cobwebs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't she like 35?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sad isn't it. She's like an emaciated grandma. Even her bolt-ons have deflated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you're calling him a c**t, he was a pretty good joker.

      Kek, it's true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        StyleGAN-nada?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"I exercise 12 hours a day, aren't I the buffest person ever?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

      Is she sick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitting the wall at 120 km

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares though? She's still a household name and worth hundreds of millions.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She had over a decade as THE (rokantic) comedy girl. Nobody's gonna get much more than that.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God those thighs are sexy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not that she ever had a career to begin with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish that dough was my dick

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had a couple of kids, and I believe she quit acting to bring them up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >42 years old
        Good. God bless her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOOTA

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't drag Wynona into this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im sorry anon... its over....

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, now I'm sad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets progressively more uncomfortable with every photo
            kino and saved

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's still cute, come on.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a punchable fricking face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xe's only 12, you need to let go of your anger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the one time they could've cast a brown girl and it would've made sense given the character
      >it's a weird white groomed they/them girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad this moronic kid will never have a career.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So exactly like you then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except the whole world knows they are moronic while anon is moronic in obscurity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This board always manages to find the most cringe inducing clips.

      .. why?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is dead careers memespeak for coomer thread?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick cougars

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and what exactly have you done in the last 10 years other than eat, sleep and stare at screens all day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went for a walk the other day
      Was nice, i petted a cat

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mhhhmmhmhmhh
    mhhmmmhmhhhmhmhhhh
    I would BURY my FACE under those PERFECT ARCHES as the STATUESQUE LEGS stretched up above me as if belonging to a TITANESS
    I would accept a death by a THOUSAND CUTS if only MOMMY JEN were to stand upon, squirm upon, mark with her scent, wiggle her toes, flex and wrinkle her soles, and generally STEP all over my FACE as she SLOWLY FLAYED my horny body with a long pike below, aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'm LEAKING just thinking about it !!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the least schizo Cinemaphile poster

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep your legs together and stop ventilating your mackerel dumb prostitute

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf she's hot, I thought Cinemaphile said white girls were ugly

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's even sadder than my life

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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