ITT: Directors who have never made a good movie

ITT: Directors who have never made a good movie

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just post your dancing asiatic webms, I was already mad.
    Go on.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you start

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok, here's one: terrence malick

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what movie filtered you OP?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, Mallick is pure pseud-bait.
      Here’s mine. Memento was cool on the first watch but it’s like a 6/10 at best.

      not only is this goofy Black person the perfect example of black mediocrity being pushed in Hollywood, his butchering of the twilight zone should be punishable by lynching

      the one POSSIBLE exception is Big Fish.

      >absolute state of nu/tv/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't dislike both The Elephant Man and Inland Empire

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He directed The Elephant Man so that's one good movie.

      Agreed, Mallick is pure pseud-bait.
      Here’s mine. Memento was cool on the first watch but it’s like a 6/10 at best.

      "good" is within Nolan's capabilities but nothing above that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who really like these two are annoying so I pretend to hate on them even though I think they're ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. He’s for midwits who like to think they’re smart. Add jim jarmush and wes anderson to the list and you have the midwit trifecta.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Add anon to the list and you've got the brainlet onefecta.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The episode where is randomly appeared on AVGN for no fricking reason was pure cringekino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toxic Avenger was pretty ok

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you haven't seen it, Terror Firmer (1999) is possibly the closest he's come to making a "good" movie. And, in typical Troma fashion, the making-of featurette is even better.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, Mallick is pure pseud-bait.
    Here’s mine. Memento was cool on the first watch but it’s like a 6/10 at best.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And before anyone suggests, yes, I'm trans, but my argument still holds weight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So true sis

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was actually going to call you that for using an iPhone, not your general taste

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. seething poor

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not only is this goofy Black person the perfect example of black mediocrity being pushed in Hollywood, his butchering of the twilight zone should be punishable by lynching

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was literally just a name attached for recognition to the Twilight Zone reboot, only wrote two episodes
      I thought Nope was a good movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has the chops to do a good movie but focuses on the socio-political aspect more than the art, and this is his downfall.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's only Get Out
          Us was relatively straightforward slasher with a muddled metaphor, and Nope wasn't socio-political

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut your mouth Black person

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one POSSIBLE exception is Big Fish.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Beetlejuice?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL find you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Fish is forced garbage. His one masterpiece is Ed Wood and he made other good movies too.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    herzog

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Joe Budden
      Unironically: Who?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black man (Black person in Cinemaphileese) here. Joe Budden is considered a joke in our community.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your entire species is considered a joke in our community.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but not as much as Joe Budden should be.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do your people say "is" instead of "are". Do they do this on purpose, or 'is' they just generally moronic?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just ebonics. Same with "ask" and "axe".

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ultimate pseud filter. The antithesis of Reddit.
    >umm where’s the plot
    Plebs eternally btfo’d

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need a 4K restoration of this, when, Malick, fricking when?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The antithesis of Reddit.
      I love early Malick (especially Badlands and Days of Heaven) but he's supremely Reddit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit are all plotgays. They want metaphor with definitive “answers” not imagery. They want tropes and then subversion of tropes for the purpose of deconstruction.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS CHUD
    SO GLAD THE GOAT JAMES GUNN IS GOING TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thin red line is kino

      Ok this one is unironically true

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snyder never had a good movie
        He’s one of the few working directors with an actual unique vision. If you think he’s never made any good films I’d be Interested to hear what a “good” movie is?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic not related, you fricking homosexual

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only a woman wouldn't like The Thin Red Line and there are no women on the internet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are trans women, chud. My opinion holds weight.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen Badlands?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The definition of pseud.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boss of it all is good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but he still manages to be better than every director who has ever lived

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro got shaving cream in his beard.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    james cameron

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tried to watch any of his shit and just snoozed me to death

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kung Fu Panda 2
    >Kung Fu Panda 3
    >The Darkest Minds
    Jennifer Yuh Nelson. Glad she hasn't directed more films since 2018.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rushmore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how with such an abundance of bad directors, people decided only to post the better ones.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, he aight

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rian Jonson
    >But Loo-
    Looper is mediocre at best.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jodorowsky

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This here is the king of midwit cinema. No contribution to good cinema in all his worthless career.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is interesting because the only people who don’t like early Woody Allen are kissless hugless virgins with no familial relationships or close friends.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if I give him another chance would it help?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely devoid of talent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarian take, he's great

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoying Malick requires a soul, which even animals have. What are you?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual has *actually* never made a good movie.

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