ITT: Dishonest filmmaking

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok how was this actually achieved

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's CGI you moron

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing special about this scene.

      i see you lazy bastards have never attempted to cut garlic so thin that is liquefies in the pan with just a little olive oil

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thank god it's garlic, I thought he was scraping off layers of his left middle fingernail and I was freaking the frick out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer my sauce chunky. If I wanted baby food I'd just dump everything in a food processor. The trick is to simmer the sauce long enough for the onions/garlic/carrots/celery to soften up

          try it next time, you might like it, just don't use to many fricking onions in the sauce

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer my sauce chunky. If I wanted baby food I'd just dump everything in a food processor. The trick is to simmer the sauce long enough for the onions/garlic/carrots/celery to soften up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use a microplane because it's 2023 not 1923.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I also buy everything pre diced and frozen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing special OR memorable about this scene.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have.

        1. It doesn't work. Garlic does not dissolve just because it's thin.

        2. Don't add your garlic too early like adding it straight into the hot oil. It splatters and destroys the flavour. Add it when you'd add the herbs and your sauce is simmering.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. true
          2. false

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Garlic does not dissolve just because it's thin.

          You may think that, but I have seen a video of Marco Pierrre White turning garlic into LIQUID with just a knife. No pan, no heat. He literally just chopped it so fine it changed from a solid object to a slurry goop.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not hard to do
            mince it then add a bit of salt, then press it into the cutting board with your knife like you're trying to spread it out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Garlic doesn't liquefy, you can only cut it thin enough that it's not noticeable in the sauce, and you're presumably not in prison so you could just use a food processor for the same results with easier prep

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use a microplane because it's 2023 not 1923.

        garlic doesn't fricking liquify
        are you moronic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        tried it, doesnt work
        the fibers of the garlic are still there
        maybe if freezing the garlic before hand would work but that would kill the flavor
        >freezing punctures the fiber walls

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing special about this scene.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must've been a really small camera used for that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? It was a very good system.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By nature all films are dishonest in at least some way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks žižek

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we really expected to believe that Johnny Dio never asked Vinny about his steak preferences before that dinner?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because he was an aristocrat.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats dishonest about this? He's slicing garlic

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