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he had everything after batman, and decided to do a movie about a porn addicted guido, and moronic bike messenger action movie
its on him
>and moronic bike messenger action movie
To be fair, premium rush was kino.
In his defense, if I was given the opportunity to make a movie where i could cast the actresses i wanted to bang the most and have them do sex scenes with me, I probably would too.
But i would show the penetration.
solving crimes, full penetration, solving crimes, full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, penetration
and it would go on like this for several hours before it just kind of... ended
>porn addicted guido
why would someone ever make a film like this?
he got to dry hump prime scarlet Johansson
BECAUSE REPRESENTATION MATTERS!
>and moronic bike messenger action movie
*freeze frame* *record scratch* Yep, thats me
>freeze frame record scratch yes thats me
Love this trope like you wouldn’t believe it. It always gets a giggle out of me.
was in mostly kinos
was not kino in a alright movie with a kino concept and decent execution
was in some kinos
was in it
>was in it
read: not in anything since it 2
ahhh my bad
he's been doing good work since frickin 3rd rock on the sun what you talkin about?
2012 was 12 years ago, anon
didn't be giv e bunch of people AIDS?
i thought that was rdj or charlie sheen?
Somebody actually got the hot head out of there.
Remember that photo shot of him wearing women’s lingerie? There’s no way perverts don’t run Hollyweird or that humiliation rituals aren’t real
>Sam Worthington
Star in one of the most successful movies ever
>OP
Made a thread on 4chinnel with one response
No one is arguing he isn’t fiscally successful, but Hollywood was clearly trying to make him be the next Tom Cruise after Avatar 1 and he literally was in nothing else. Please keep the thread on track you sclerotic mongs.
He was in Terminator Salvation which is unironically the best Terminator movie since T2
At the recommendation of James Cameron. He owes what career he had to him.
Yea and Jimbo Cameron owes his career to Roger Corman. What now scumbag?
I like T3 and Genisys
I'd put them at or above salvation
Awful, objectively moronic opinion.
please explain yourself
T1 > T salvation > T2 > T3 >> the other two
T2 > T1 > Salv > 3 >neverwatched
Bars pretty low there. That's like saying vomit is better than shit.
Salvation was so damn bad
It was the only Terminator movie besides the first two that was cannon. The Resistance game was the conclusion to series, too.
Wrath/clash of the titans
>Star in one of the most successful movies ever
Star in TWO of the most successful movies ever... and probably three in a few years time.
And what else? You could say the same thing about Hayden Christensen
>Sam Worthington
Literally who?
>OP
See I know him. He's a homosexual.
14 second insta seethe reply
god damn
I don't know why i just remember him mostly for the bad movies
Clash of Titans was kino you gay
Thats funny. Surely you must mean the 1981 version.
>Star in one of the most successful movies ever
Which is widely seen as insipid and not memorable. The only reason he was in that movie was because they shoved his boring, wooden ass in EVERYTHING during that period.
He's more known for being in CoD than fricking Avatar lmao
He was in cod?
What about that guy that lost his wiener?
Sam Worthington was in a lot of bad movies but he's set for life with Avatar money
he didn't push so good.
I still think this was a hit job
No. It's because Nu-Jeep is that incompetent with their stupid little electronic gear shifters
He had a terminal illness, he wasn't going to live much longer anyway
Mossad assassination
still too soon... idk where he was gonna go when he stopped getting cast as the "teenager" or "young 20 something" but he was fricking talented and never made a bad movie.
Qrd? Also, checked
Chekov from the 20098 Star Trek reboot. His vehicle rolled down a slop in like his driveway or something and pinned him against a wall or whatever, eventually killing him.
>I can do zat!
Yeah, get pinned to death by a car? You sure can, homosexual.
Loved odd Thomas. GIS gf in that movie was cute
>driving auto
he deserved it
Auto is pointless for anything other than a sportscar
You mean manual?
>driving an automatic sports car
kinda defeats the purpose
Unless you use it for track racing a manual transmission in a high hp car is just annoying
>he doesn't drive a dual clutch sports car
ngmi
fricked up that old chekov outlived new chekov
>Larry David outlived him
this is surreal
he won
Americans have too much faith in technology. I would never leave a car on a slope without putting the handbrake on. I would also turn the wheels sideways because I'm that paranoid.
I think the intention was that the protagonist was a literal who
mc ride has other hustles
das racist
this mumbling, talentless Black person made me skip this entirely, not interested
Can we just stop with the black "people" thing already?
>Oooh look, a Black person, it's like a person but the colour and smell of shit!
We get it. It's been done. Make them slaves again. We don't need to see them in shit, that's what black face is for.
It's not about him being black. It's about him being a subpar actor.
No, the issue I raised was his coonery, baboonery and Blacksity.
Take a bath in hell with Biden, IDF frick
has to be one of the worst, totally talentless in everything hes in
worst one, total charisma vacuum
>I ordered my hot sauce and hour ago
>get out acted by the background characters
atleast he's a good gauge, you get to see how good the other actors are in comparison
This guy has negative charisma, it's insane. I've never seen something like that.
knockout punches to the arm?
Looks like a heart or stomach punch. It's not the arm but I don't know, Nolan's action can be weird.
Tenet would have unironicallybeen kino if they'd hired his Dad for the role instead (though much more expensive and I guess he'd already done Deja Vu)
I liken Kanye in this one. But I was mostly impressed by Putin in Requiem for a Dream asking for ass.
Denzel's son is such failure
Jesus Christ, can you believe he's Denzel kid ? the charisma of a fricking wall and can barely act, despite that was pushed by big studios because of his father, Tenet, The Creator, Amsterdam etc
that's with every GoT actor to be honest, almost all of them had no carrers after Got or appear only in garbage movies, Clarke was only in capeshit and that garbage Terminator, Harington in nothing jpg, Maisie Williams and Turner in nothing or garbage, i wonder why is this happen a lot ?
haven't seen him in anything big since It 2
>psst, hey kid, I hear you have a movie you want to bomb
Genuinely liked these two as well
i miss andy whitfield so much
If Andy Whitfield had stuck around, they would have cast him in his place and films would be certified kino.
Redeemed himself with Spartacus.
Locked and keyed
shame cause he's actually not a bad actor
It's a real shame about the Princess of Mars adaptation. He wasn't great, but everything else about it was and I would have liked to see more of them.
he should've been aquaman's brother
No, he's a really talented actor who just keeps ending up in shitty movies. Like Fassbender.
texas forever
I'm liking Garret in Tulsa King, hope he starts doing stuff now in his later years
No, you're not.
Kino in Mojave with Oscar Isaacs
Doesn’t mean that he should be allowed to be a homosexual on screen
>That's a really nice jacket you've got there
Too bad, he was a great Gambit.
This is incredibly terrible, I don't know how some of you like it.I saw him in that battleship movie and right at the beginning of the movie with him being mentally moronic it made me want to hit my TV with a baseball bat
everyones agreeing but i liked this guy in everything
>TD season 2
>Waco
>amazon operator show (forget name)
>john carter
How about as Gambit in Xmen Origins
i only watched the meme downloaded unfinished version but i barely remember.
i saw john carter in teh cinema and it was close to the purest kino, the 3D actually made sense since its scifi shlock youknow
He was actually pretty good in that series about Oxy, Painkiller
was kino in true detective season 2
Josh Hartnett
Shia LaBeouf
Channing Tatum
>Josh Hartnett
He has been on plenty of kinos
He passed on the chance to be Spider Man, though. What was he thinking, I don't know
>Josh Hartnett
It wasn't a failed push, actually left Hollywood for years and only returned quite recently. So, all his "brand recognition" vanished like a fart in the wind.
He's hot to me so he gets a pass
Really a total bust. Even Tyler th Creator tried to give him a jumpstart in music
M. Night Shyamalamadingdong singlehandedly killed this kid's career.
how can his career be real if our eyes aren't real
Keyed
That's not a thing.
locked
Nope not a thing.
locked
Nope. That's not a thing.
Anyone remember that Netflix Anime he had? I was secretly hoping it would be good but I heard it was just trash. Poor guy. Probably wishes he could be Miles Morales. But he sucks and his dad is a cuck and his mom sleeps with his friends. Poor guy.
There were rumors he was gonna be Static.
All he had to do was make a Karate Kid sequel.
people sucked up to him to curry favour with Will Smith.
now that Smith is over, no one cares about his brainlet off-spring
Imagine your dad getting cucked by your homeboys. Your homie actually DID frick your mom and the whole world knows it. That shit is grim.
Sam is kino in every role he shows up in. I own a copy of every movie he is in.
Fricking homosexual. They pushed him SO hard and everything flopped, until Deadpool. We got so close to never seeing his unfunny homosexual face ever again. MAN the israelites really wanted him to be a star.
He is ok in movies like the hitmans body guard where his stupid persona just elevates the idiocy of the movie he is in to unknown levels of moronation.
He was also ok in buried and that one cia safe house thriller from the early 00s
>more RR shills
I swear to God they're everywhere. That & his shitty Mint Mobile shills. You all deserve to be hit by a bus for shitting up the internet.
The Voices was a hidden gem, at least admit that, he's literally me.
Yeah that was a good literally me kino. You should try Mr Brooks as well.
back when they were trying to push Dane Cook lmao
He fits the role
tbh I think deadpool was the perfect fit for his attitude and comedy style... liked him in just friends
>Amytiville Horror
>Defintely Maybe
>The Proposal
>Hitman's Bodyguard
Eh, he's decent
He seems almost like Samuel L Jackson. He plays himself so often now that it's tough to know if he's even that good of an actor.
Although Jackson at least had some kino roles, so he has that to brag about. Reynolds not so much.
Isn't he a literal billionaire now due to some cellphone shit?
I really fricking hate Van Wilder
He is tremendously unfunny and I hate hearing him on the radio. I saw a clip of that Downsizing (or was it Free Guy?) movie and he was just arguing about Gun control? Wasn't that movie his baby? Why even do that?
>and he was just arguing about Gun control?
He's a Canadian, so there's no surprise there. They're the biggest bleeding-heart pussies in all of the American continent.
>reddit reynolds
catered to a while generation of manbabies, not sure what his appeal is exactly
I hate his peanut head.
Hideous
you don't have to like him but he's great as a smarmy character, he's charismatic, naturally quick-witted, tall, and good-looking.
not exactly the male equivalent of Cara De Lavigne or Madonna (as an actress)
really weird how i really liked him in Smokin' Aces, and wanted him to do more serious movies
and he just kept doing the same sarcastic guy shtick
i really thought he would never comeback from RIPD.. i was impressed how far he came back
Really was stinker after stinker. X-men first class, Green Lantern, RIPD.... And then he uploads le Heckin Wholesome Deadpool footage and now he's risen back to star status... even though his other movies are also mid/below average. I hope that Mouse pays him well because I have a feeling the cell phone scam isnt quiet paying the bills
He wasnt in First Class
Yea i meant Origins.
He’s israeli.
Best part is everyone just ignores him completely fricking over the director of the first Deadpool movie and pushing him out of the sequel so they could do a completely forgettable edgy/raunchy film
Isn't he supposed to host Wheel of Fortune after Pat Sajak retires this year?
hes cute as a fatty in JUST frens
He's like the second most earned actor of the 21st century after The Rock.
Filmography is total shit tho, just like Dwayne's.
Why do people like them, i'll never understand
He is rich as shit and owns the Ottawa Senators now.
That went breasts up, he withdrew his bid.
He owns a small part of the Alpine f1 team, and half of Wrexham.
I don't care how tight studio execs think this little twink's butthole is, he will never be a star.
this guy right here
how?
who thinks we want to see this guy in movies, especially after that gay pedo flick
Give it about five years when the wrinkles show up (Twink death) and they stop casting him. It will be like JGL, whenever you see his face you say "What happened to him?"
Agreed. This is a basic b***h case of israelite nepo bullshit though.
Best part is he gets cast as a fricking action hero. How the frick anyone took him seriously in The King is beyond me, the guy is built like a wet noodle.
Why hasn't he had any serious roles, just capeshit and fantasy shit
He' a nice guy. He can't say "What the frick are you doing?" to his agent.
i would argue pretty much almost everyone from the DCEU. Pierce Brosnan is the only one I feel has some pull.
didnt he get tied to avatar and unable to even sign onto other movies? he fricking sucks regardless. wooden, no charisma, cant act, you actively root against him, etc.
I liked him on Clash of Titans a lot
he was honestly the perfect guy for Avatar, visually appealing with no substance.
He should be doing gay porn
Supposedly difficult to work with.
>t. he doesn't want to be diddled by Kevin Spacey twice
I dont know what his actual name is but my brain remembers it as Ensel Englefart
Redeemed himself with Tokyo Vice
Oh. He moved from movies to tv
did he though? The Yakuza antics are the only part of that show really worth bothering about.
THE NUMBERS MASON!
VURKUTA!
the only thing I hate more than a Ukranian is a russkie
I used to fap to him until his cannibal fetish got leaked
femanon? i know so many women who thought he was the hottest thing for a few months out of nowhere.
extremely gay post
Played poker with him a couple of times, nice dude.
He killed his career when he exposed himself as a Cinemaphile poster. Hi Dane!
A guy whose career only exists because he used to be a frickable twink. That's it.
isn't that the question of the day
Got typecasted in villian roles. Chronicle was kino though.
Balding
He had a lot longer career than you would imagine for a guy who looks like a 15 yo boy with cystic fibrosis
>failed putsch
Why was this dude in suicide squad
cause the movies were trash, and his b level acting fit right in.
He did well in house of cards
That has more to do with David Fincher than anything, Fincher was able to make Tyler Perry look like a decent actor.
Kino in snabba cash
i like kinoman, he just needs a better agent
THIS IS KATANA, she got muh back. I would advise not get killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of it's victims.
Geez
he showed potential in safehouse
>Peacemaker...what a joke.
redeemed himself imo
hes kino as frick in for all mankind
Anybody see that John woo action flick he was in Silent Night?
>all males
Fine. Who's that b***h trying to find work that was on Hairspray?
that nose job
way too thin
good breasts tho
for sure -if they're real
She's trying to hide her israeliness.
Women don't act. They just exist for titillation
Because women are pretty and nice to look at.
there are a million failed starlets who aren't even worth mentioning
If you're gonna go flyover fare they were pushing Reigns for a decade only for Rhodes to get over in less than 2 years
Is this a male only thread? What about Daisy Ridley
Holy shit is that Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray?
yeah, I'm thinking she's back, she plays a decent middle aged trashy woman, for which there are a lot of roles, so her career might actually pick up
though she gets BLACKED, if that matters to you in this case
Is this Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?
Hey! it's me, Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray! I was hoping I could talk to you for a minute..
I love Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray!
A real shame his career sort of petered out into semi-obscurity cause his acting in Call of Duty Black Ops and Black Ops 2 was fricking amazing. He should've done more games as well as more action movies. Nowadays, kids only know him from Avatar and nothing else.
>here's that hot young blonde i was telling you about
As amazing as it may seem, this fat bongaloid hog is still getting roles.
I only knew her in Mad Men and that dystopian movie.
I don't like her either but she starred in two very popular and sucessful shows so I wouldn't really consider that "failed"
HOW HAS NOBODY POSTED THIS?!!!!!!
trips and he triumphantly returns
Close
The dad from everyone hates chris?
This homie zesty. He ain't ever leaving prison. Eating too good in there.
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He stopped getting major roles after he turned Mexican.
Orlando Bloom was in LOTR, Pirates Caribbean and The Hobbit, for a total 9 movies. Plus he was in Kingdom of Heaven.
That's like 10 movies. He had his time and it was a good one.
he was in some of the biggest, most successful film franchises of all time
ensemble pieces, all. every film in which he's been the main draw have flopped.
Kingdom of Heaven?
and don't forget he was in LotR too
Only push was as an action star in Pedators, otherwise he's had a long career and is a great actor.
>Pedators
I don't remember that one, did his buddy Roman Polanski direct it?
Robert Rodriguez directed it.
>sucky suck sucksuck suckied suck
No, he was also in Peter Jackson's King Kong.
He was literally second man to fricking Jack Black of all people.
Nope. Just another ugly israelite nobody wants to see on their tv that got pushed into everything - always playing a white, of course.
i only remember him in the Houdini miniseries
Adulthood is knowing he's always been good
Michael Fassbender. And before that frick who's replying to everyone gets to me: Yes I know he was in X-Men. He was arguably the best part of those movies. I just dont see him around anymore. Pic related is the last thing I recall.
He has never had a good role imo, there are a few good moments in the xmen films but they are not good movies overall. He was excellent in the killer but the movie sucks.
David is a pretty good role.
Hunger
Macbeth
Shame
Inglorious Basterds
12 years a slave
I thought he was good in these.
Now he is starring in the role of a lifetime, Failed Racecar Driver.
Great actor with abominable taste in roles.
I thought he did good in Steve Jobs.
Hell that is one of the few movies I don't despise Rogan in either.
he's racing f1
He's too old to be an F1 driver.
Fassbender1?
Fastbender
I like Fassbender but I don't think it's controversial to say he's not a box office draw
Honestly I could take a hit of copium and say basically nobody is but even then he's in a LOT of movies that outright bombed
To me seems like women are "pushed" more. Except for Jai courtney
I would "push" my penis into her vegana.
That made no sense whatsoever
Man, she is pure sex.
She was fine until she bogged herself, yet they still push her into fricking everything
He is playing a role in Kevin Costner's big new boomer movie coming out. May be worth checking out...
>two part event
>still have to pay full price for both
>literally full prices for half the fricking movie instead of full price for... you know, The whole movie?
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Chris cline. Supposed to be a cheaper younger Keanu. Made the most unwatchable movie in history. It's just that bad. It's not even good bad.
Rose Leslie must be a genuine cuckquean because she bore him another child just last year despite the fact that he openly and publicly sleeps around on her with random Eastern European prostitutes.
They need to give up on this guy or the Saltburn kid. At the very least stop pretending like they are anything above 6s.
He monke
Monke only good when woman
His American accent is so bad. I don't even know why he had to be American in Avatar or Terminator.
His accent has gotten noticeably better at least in Avatar 2 compared to Avatar 1.
I think he did fine on that Terminator movie, hell, I even liked him on those Clash of the Titans movies, or whatever the frick they're called.
Bit of a vintage one but Chad Michael Murray.
Terminator was the nail in the coffin
nah he was in that straight to dvd kid werewolf movie. It can only go up from here
I used to shit on Worthington but he was great in Under the Banner of Heaven.
Burn Gorman
Adam Driver
If anyone was going to take Alan Rickman's place its him. Casting him as Snape is a no-brainer
Yeah Putin's push into Ukraine has been a huge failure
every female lead ever
Whatever happened to Ben Stiller?
choking out studio execs not the best career move
Pic related has gotta be the highest "pushed to talent" ratio. The amount of work this woman has gotten despite being an atrocious actor is unreal.
she's lesbian irl, free woke points for casting her
Her dad is some big time London banker dude. She just said she was a dyke for free woke points
She has money behind her.
Her career was transparently bought and paid for.
ITT: morons post actors they dislike
I'm posting you, guess why.
Nope. I'd shill for this cutie patootie.
Where is zendaya or whatever the frick is her name
Clark duke
That israelite that was in rogen shit
Test
Van Damme's career only lasted 6 years (88 to 94). Sam Worthington had about the same run (08 to 14) with a couple of good movies in there - Terminator Salvation, Avatar, Clash Of The Titans, Sabotage.
>good movies
>Avatar
>Clash Of The Titans
2/10 got me to reply
This homosexual admitting he went to therapy over his marvel movie bombing warms my heart
He was A+ as Mason next to Gary Oldman as Reznov, and whoever voiced Woods and Hudson. Black Ops was godlike
He was great in Terminator Salvation.