>Lately, I've been thinking about all the people I've had to kill. God, the first five, ten times you take a life, it's eerie. You remember every detail. I can see all their faces. One had a beard. Each time I pulled the trigger, I tied a little knot in my memory that no amount of whiskey could loosen. Course eventually, I stopped caring. Now I can put a bullet through a man's head while figuring out how much KFC to pick up on my way home. It's usually no more than a bucket. The sick part is, I've come to love it -- snuffing out lives. I crave it. I feel like an angel of death. The Messenger of Eternal Darkness. A merciless demon with an unquenchable-- Oh, they just put more orange chicken in the buffet. Gotta run!
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>Jojo Quinoa! And just like the superfood, I'm for sale at Trader Joe's!
>Behind Trader Joe's.
>For free.
Trapped in a Locker
That song was pretty good
>Guess I can say goodbye to my speration anxity because the globetrotters didn’t Abandon me. My dad did, which is way worse cause that an’t never going away ha ha ha ha ha ah ha Ah uh ah uh uh.
This bit makes me bust out laughing.
the music is playing in your head isn't it
>this is not soup
best episode
>TRY JOGGING YOU GROSS GRAY BOWLING PIN
I think Rachael MacFarlane said that was her favorite episode too
>daddy, will you read to me?
>who the hell are you?
still the funniest bit in the show
They peaked with the Hambulance
Scott Grimes is a treasure. His line delivery as Steve always cracks me up, hambulance brought me to tears when I first watched the episode.
Yeah Grimes really makes Steve and Steve wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't for how most of his lines were delivered.
It true like in top of the Steve when he says so calmly am I the first man you ever met was gold than in contrast the same episode later when, He does a quick loud whine of but she’s HOT! Such great moments of his voice.
>DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A HOUSE ON ME???
is one of my favorite line deliveries of all time.
It's in my DVD player! It's trying to play it!
Theres no pillows! Its just shaped to look and feel like a pillow!
>Kids, we are not lesbians. We tried, but it was a no-go!
>Please stop involving me in this! I am a child!
>"DID SOMEONE JUST DROP A HOUSE ON ME?"
You beat me to it.
>It's amazing you're an educator
>My role is mostly administrative
>And me? Super gay, also.
>Francine doesn't think things she doesn't say, she's not a dog.
>It was at the T-Mobile store and it was not positive.
>Don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!
>The entirety of Klaus' Pizza Overlord song
these are great too
>Danuta
It is me.
Do you eat?
>I have the money
I love stupid white b***hes being confused
Will you go there?
>THAT BROAD WAS BUILT TO BANG!
>Also you know, you shouldn't let her call you a prostitute. I know it's a joke but it's just kinda bad for women in general.
What makes the scene great is that Hailey doesn't just hang up the phone. She just fricking breaks it in half.
>Klaus, that was...chilling.
>I blacked out!
Am I remembering this wrong? Wasn't Danuta originally just some girl we never saw but Klaus said he dated, then one episode she turned out to be an old hooker? This version of Danuta although present for like the last 4 seasons seems relatively new. Again could just be confusing her with someone else
Danuta was originally a nameless old high school friend of Hayley's from the episode where Steve makes fake IDs. She had cameos between that and the episode with Klaus calling her, but that episode is the first one where she talks I think.
Klaus becomes less German after each Season
That's what happens to most people when they move to a foreign country, their accent becomes more similar to the people around them over time. Props to American Dad for realism.
The whole Nam ep.
>PINECONES ARE GRENADES!
>I'm pulling out! I'm sorry if I hurt you, son.
Wheels and The Legman!
This shit had me in stitches
>not to mention what's-his-name
>my name is Klaus Heisler
"Behold! A grown man weeping like a"
>...Are you crying??
>OF COURSE I'M CRYING HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR
>I killed them, I killed them all! Do you hear that Stan?
>"LEARN ENGLISH. LEARN. ENGLISH!"
>"EAT. MY. BALLS!"
Wait did he not say eat my Bowls?
He does say bowls, which is the joke because he meant to say balls.
>I speak fluent English and always have.
OH, LOOK WHO "DECIDED" TO COME TO DINNER!
>I'll have a coke
>One diet coke coming up
>I didn't ask for diet
>no but your thighs did, I heard them chaffing as you walked up. "Here comes Haley, here comes Haley"
HOLY SHIT
>We don't work blue! Thats the lazy man's comedy.
>.....Balls.
>Heh, maybe we're working too hard, huh?
>Some acts are too cold, and some acts are too hot. But this next act is just riiii-uh---ight.
>Joke killer. He's a joke killer.
>Francine I swear on the lives of our future grandchildren that only Steve will be able to give us this is real.
>Hayley looks down at her stomach
>My old college javlin... remember?
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>THEY'RE WORKING IN TANDEM! THEY'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS!
I will never pronounce the name Gary any other way.
>Have you ever been beaten naked in a gym shower, Stan? One day, when I was showering after gym class, these mean pretty girls caught me and kept scrubbing me all over with soap. I mean, they didn't miss a spot! And even though we were all wet and naked and slippery, they were still able to get me on all fours, and shove my face to the floor! Can you imagine, Stan?
Every time Roger gets pety like this and ends you dragging other characters with him.
>"Same as him"? "SAME AS HIM"?! That was a b***h MOVE. You knew EXACTLY the game we were playing!
Klaus actually having boys is funny every time, but the payoff to the Ferrari plot is satisfying.
I keep having episodes mixed up now. Is this the ep where he takes Roger to see his boys in Tampa?
no, Ferarri is the subplot in the episode where stan/francine have to live on $1000 a day. it was a fox episode, so pre-season 12.
klaus goes to visit his boys in tampa in S14E06, the lost boys.
oops, $1000 a month.
posting my favorite:
>Are those Hitler melons?
>I've trapped the Mexicans!
>Here's the thing. I have learned a lot about you on this trip Rogu you have depth and feeling and you're useful and I'm not. I'm not worred you're going to replace me I know you will.
Klaus is such a great shitbag.
YOU'RE GETTING *CLOWNED*, GUCCI MANE!
>Stelio!
>that's you!
>that's him!
>Klaus playing Elden Ring
>I'm like a battle astrologer
>He's very cooool... very good at staaars
>Steve pukes at breakfast after a night of drinking
>Francine laps up the vomit, tastes it, and exclaims "you were drinking!"
>Roger moves a tree by squatting
>Every time Francine sees Haley and Bill making out
>Stan puts Klaus in the freezer
>SHORTS
>SHIRT
>MIAMI
Paraphrasing, but
>Francien finds Klaus in the freezer
>He shove me in here - the only reason I'm not frozen is I replaced my bowl water with that bottle of vodka
>Why'd he put you in the freezer?
>Why? Oh I'll tell you why, he- HROOOAAAGH
>Bowl is now opaque with vomit
>SEXY!!!
>roger elbow drops a guy and his head completely and instantly liquefies
>"Is... is he gonna be okay?
>".... No."
>Have you heard anything
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
I wish I could see this for the first time again. I lost my mind.
>Is he gonna be okay?
God I love Roger so much.
>that improv part
>bro I don't want to go on the singles lift, I always sit next to weird people
>don't worry about it bro
...
>Guten Tag! I’m going SKIING!!!!!!
>YOU'RE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!
El perro, el perro,
Es mi corazon...
El gato
el gato
el gato no es bueno.
The dog, the dog,
Is my heart
The cat
The cat
The cat is no good.
Cilantro is constant!
Ceilantro's very famous!
Cilantro is the man with the devils cheese!
This entire B-Plot was a gold mine.
>Klaus having a smaller bowl of water on the ground ready to scoot away in
Checked, and also
>It's not like there's anyone else in Langely Falls working their asses off to KEEP ALIVE THE ORCHESTRAL FOLK TRADITIONS OF CZARIST RUSSIA
May be the greatest line ever spoken in an animated sitcom.
Andy Dick chasing them with a gun only to run past the car and start robbing a drug store.
The tortoise and hare from the DeLorean episode.
>I never wanted to win like this!
Can't help but think of this whenever something goes wrong in any media
Me too
Same
Lavate las manos!
Suicidal lemur's got my gun!
"I stand up when I'm horny"- Roger.
I don’t remember that one
From the WoodRocket Parody.
>Street cred Haley
YOU SOUND SMART LIKE HUGH GRANT THE MOVIE STAR, BUT YOU'RE STUPID LIKE HUGH GRANT THE PERSON!
I love the rap song he makes where he is making fun of potheads and Jeff. "How do you get a pothead to suck your dick? Stick it in a bong"
>boil water. What am I a chemist?!
>YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE
I LIVE IN A MANOR
SO YOU BETTER MIND YOURS
HAHA
The haha still has to be there for it to work for me completely.
Also Klsus calling Danuta
>Do you eat?
Like I love stupid b***hes getting confused
>Hayley Crying
I don't even give a shit about the baby thing, with Rogu. I don't get how this show manages to be so well written for so long. It's not as funny anymore.
>ctrl+f
>"there's so much Crime in the desert!"
>phrase not found
For shame, Cinemaphile
>Hey! Hey, no, that TV was real! I bought that!
>The bosom?
bosom
>*sigh* that was the dragon wasn't it?
>"Check it out, stray dog"
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MATURE.
NAVAJO.
BITCHES.
Delroy's entire character was fricking hilarious. Just how eager he was to get involved with Francine's lie alone.
>That wicked woman! You know she asked me to lie to you and say we been bets friends since childhood, like I would do that to you. We've been best friends since childhood.
This scene lives rent-free in my head.
>"Hello?"
>Hey Dad, calling from history class. So, who was president when you where a kid?
>"Oh I don't know, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently."
Every time they call Stan, it escalates, until it caps off with this.
The entire episode was gold tbh.
>Snot imitates Steve’s voice to ask what Francine’s boobs look like
>Stan knows it’s Snot but tells him anyway
If you look closely, they're on the first floor
>THE CAR KEYS ARE IN MY POCKET YOU STUPID BIIIIIiiiiiiᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᶜʰ
>Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you
>When my army laid siege at the battle of Boca Raton, they found this
>He was... essentially a cop
>Rrrricky Spanish
>I.. am a LADY lawyer
>A chariot, on my salary? Please. There's a tub of chili in my fridge I stole from the office potluck. I've been eating it for a year. I don't live well.
>Ugh, damn kids! Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru, moving coke. Machada was a hard bastard, but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him you were set. Hooch, blow, girls! Not women, girls! Little bitty things-
>See, I'm part of a group of responsible cocaine users. We adhere to strict rules to ensure things don't get out of control. It's not used to feel good, not for base pleasure, certainly; it's a medicine to improve our lives, like penicillin or opium
Also the entire episodes Hot Water, Rapture's Delight and Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
Absolutely not, I'm zombie dancing with my son.
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>Why'd we have to walk here?
>BECAUSE WE'RE POOR AS HELL!
Immediately followed up with
>I'm selling candy to raise money so my soccer team can get new uniforms. Will you help us?
>No!
>I don't blame you, it's a total scam.
Gets me every time
>Why are you here for?
>My elbow feel funneh. My elbow feel straaange
>I am very near death may I go in front of you?
>NO! My elbow...feel funneh
>Hi, you reached the voicemail of Steve Anita Smith
>I'm Anita call you back
>heh heh
>First time Dimitri ran away, I found him three towns over in a burger king. Thank god it was a gloryhole hotspot!
>Reached out to my vast network of gloryboys. Within hours I was relaxed enough to look for Dimitri on my own.
>you seemed like a great family, but you can't be! Two mothers and no father! Jason, who's gonna teach you how to play football?
>"My football coach?"
>Well, ok, that could work...
I love the part at the end where Stan gives a whole speech about acceptance and Terry just punches him right in the fricking face.
>That wasn't campy at all!
And none of the horses are eating each other!
>The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning and- shit its Roger isnt it? Its gonna be Roger...
The delivery is great
This is one of the best ones
A lot of the subversions/self awareness of Roger's personas are great
>Acting coach? This is you isn't it? I-I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you.
>......it's a strong possibility.
>Oh good, there's one class taught by Dalton Galaway.
>Oh Haley, does Dalton Galaway sound like a real person? Grow up, it's also me.
>Did you ever think you'd have a son who'd be going to one of the most exclusive nonsegregated clowning academies on the Atlantic seaboard?
>No. No, I did not.
>*motions of blowing her brains out*
>*Posts on Cinemaphile*
That's clowning you shitheads!
I love the increasingly frequent jokes about the family getting sick of Roger's persona shenanigans, especially when it's Roger who's sick of his own personas.
>Thank god I'm just the secretary.
>I'm an associate!
There's one where they go to an art exhibit where the name is something super ridiculous and while they're there, Haley turns to him and says "You know, I'm surprised that this guy didn't turn out to be you" and even Roger's surprised by it
>Spider bite. Itchi spider bite. So itchi.
The chainsaw leopard.
>Nathan stop it! This is why you keep getting molested!
Best.
>It's a Vietnam reenactment episode
>It ain't me starts playing.
>Pinecones are grenades
>NOT THE FACE!!!
>Was that the "come back and kick me" whistle?
>You're really going to kill 5 people over 20 dollars?
>Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over 19 dollars?
>Oh yeah...
>And if it's personal, do you know which direction shit's going, Hayley? A, down. B, up, C, none of the above. TAKE THE TEST HAYLEY!
>A!
>Which one was "A"?
>Down?
>THAT'S RIGHT!
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The plot was a bit weak, it felt like an obvious excuse to have the kids frick up so much but you were not expecting Lewis to frick up this hard at the end. lmao
>Francine I haven't been entirely truthful with you
>that man CRAPPED all over my room
>Danuta. It's me. Danuta
top 3 moments I remember off hand, Klaus' line is number 1. honourable mention to
>yeah, you're dead, Becky!
>IT LOOKS LIKE MY PILLOW IS IN MY PILLOWCASE BUT IT IS NOT!!!
>Tell tem how you killed our baby Amanda
I would love to see Stan's reaction to this insanity. lol
>ctrl+F
>one post
>one reply
I don't usually call things "briliant", but this scene is brilliantly written
>That's what your mom said last night
Intended to post this too
This was also one of the first real "Persona" episodes, wasn't it?
there were others before it but i'd say it cemented the concept by making Roger refuse to break character
>JORDAN NO
Francine and Roger are an underrated duo.
>I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiitch
>WIDOWS
>leave him alone Stan, he thought you were an ODing b***h
Genuinely starting to think about rewatching american dad despite generally hating adult comedy shows, is there a point I should stop at?
Just watch all of it. Sure theres dips but the entire run is funny.
Okay, but if it ever turns to shit I'll come to your house and kill you.
I'll be waiting I'm currently on my 7th rewatch on season 12 right now.the show is hilarious.
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>more theatrical
The show just works because of how consistent the family is with their buttholery.
>Where you been you so late you take Bicyqual, make delivery
Roger is so precious.
The show starts off a little hit and miss but out of nowhere they seem to pick up on what they excel at. I can't think of a show that gets better and funnier over time like this. Current season is having a little bit of flanderization going on but still solid.
I prefer the humor of the earlier seasons and found the show to have fallen off since the overwatch ep or so but they pivoted to a different style of humor and stayed funny which is an achievement in and of itself
And to top it off, even with my own dislike of the later seasons, they would still have like 14 good seasons which is insane and arguably gives it a good argument as the best animated sitcom even if it doesn't reach the peak of golden age simpsons
It picked up again like a season ago after a pretty shitty stint, but old American Dad is timeless.
>The episode Francine and Roger are role playing
>Roger being chased by a hitman that one of his out of control personalities hired to kill him
So many early season episodes are just genuinely well written stories, that spark is gone but a lot of the jokes are still hilarious in a uniquely AD way
%21
>I didn't know what to do, so I just bit him. Which I feel was the right thing today because I didn't end up paying for the guitar lesson.
Getting Patrick Stewart to say the most unhinged shit is probably one of my favourite things about the show
[Spoiler]He sounds so old now[/Spoiler]
I saw an interview with him saying there was only 2 times where he refused to say the lines and the writers were cool about it so they let him say whatever.
I wonder what those lines were and how heinous they were that he just outright refused to say them.
One was a joke about a personal friend
I once heard that there was a joke that would have implied Avery Bullock is a pedophile. When Patrick refused to do the line, the writers ultimately ended up agreeing that there were some lines Avery wouldn't cross.
My favorite "He fricking said that?" line was still the
>Stan do you have any gatorade? I'm afraid I left all my electrolytes with your daughter last night.
>I...apologize...to the maids at the Red Roof Inn, who had to clean the curtains after I wiped Hailey's excitement all over them!
Klaus is a playa for life.
NUTRIGRAIN BAR AND A MOUNTAIN DEW
I like how the relationship between stan and franny is. They truly do love each other, I love those episodes like the Hershey park episode with cyborg stan or the episode where they go to hollywood and stan and franny finish the movie for some dead actor that was potentially their previous lives. The show can be very romantic.
Turns out it makes a huge difference when the husband isn't just a flat slob with low IQ and the wife isn't just a drunk nagging b***h.
I like how sometimes they're drawn just doing couple shit. He's on the couch and she's curled up into him and he has his arm around her as they watch TV. Shit like that.
Gentle reminders like that do make some great moments for the show.
It really, truly. I like to see love between a man and a woman. Nice, positive love. It reinforces that connection.
Sunshine Day from Brady Bunch playing really makes the scene.
>Slow down, Stan! I can't keep up!
>>Then drop the damn cat food!
>Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you!? I float away and you get a bag of food scientifically formulated for ageing cats.
*a few moments later*
>FREEZE! HANDS UP!
*drops cat food*
*floats away*
Beat it nerd, I'm with the cools now.
>Oh, Toshi. One of these days you'll have to teach me japanese.
Its me!
Tuttle!
To me it's the korean reality show episode.
I'm drawing a blank, got a vid or the episode number?
It's the episode where Tutles has cameras in his house livestreaming his life to japs or koreans.
Oh shit I forgot about that, what a great episode. How do they come up with hilarious zany plots for the show? Theres a ton of scenes where a lot of the things they get away with just wouldnt work for any other show.
Sad Fatso- like Truman show, but with a sad fatso. Their fans are very cruel.
Tuttle house is koded with cameras, which he oblivious thinks are just security cameras. The Smith's try and insert themselves into the show/his life. Tuttle happy the Smith's are paying attention to him bakes them a cake, unfortunately the Smith episode is rated the worst in the show. Roger angrily takes it out on Tuttle.
Tuttle disheveled goes home and throws the cake in the garbage, but is still tempted to eat it (the crowd at a Korean bar cheerfully wants him to eat the garbage cake) Tuttle making a brash decision sprays it with windex (the crowd are upset by this decision angrily leave the bar. One old lady who's finishing her drink notices Tuttle brashly returning to and digging in the trash eating the cake crying. The crowd comes back and cheers Tuttle on, happy that his life remains in shambles.)
I dont know why enjoy Tuttle so much but I do and I'm not sorry about it.
Same. I loved the episode where they had him and Nerfa together. In my mind they were dating.
We need another barbershop episode with that crew busting balls
>RODGER I'LL KILL YOU!
>I'm not Rodger I'm the phantom!
>*Stan unmasks him*
>*gasp* Rodger?
>Well, yeah, who did you... what?
>Oh my god! Nemo! It's Omen spelled backwards!
>...Wait but you named him Nemo. That... That doesn't make sense.
I watched helping handis at the exact wrong time and now I freak boyfriends out by asking them to wear fake boobs
>"Let me explain something to you, babe. This body is a temple. No, better that that: it's a church. I keep this baby in pristine condition like a vintage car."
>"I thought it was a church."
>"VROOM VROOM! VROOM VROOM!"
For me it was this scene
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You know what I appreciate about American Dad? It's like one of the only animated sitcoms where the wife character is actually hilarious
I liked the spelling bee episode where she fights kimikos mom and the mom realized francine was raised chinese.
>is the other one a japanese girl?
>oh yeeeeaaaaaahhhh
>baabaa!
>what I answer question?!
>*Jeff gets swept away by a wave of rushing water*
>JEFF!
>What?
Then later:
>Jeff! I thought you died.
>Nope.
>Well, alright!
That episode is a favorite of mine. Kinda hoping Nemo comes back one day. I liked seeing Haley be a mom.
Don’t forget
>I can become a Christian again! All I have to do is murder my grandson!
>Will I become my mother
>No every man marries his mother
>Noice
>Responsible cocaine users
Are you shredding my meatball?!
God, why am I so attracted to her?
There are 0 reasons not to be.
To me it's this Hayley.
Hold up, she made a whole album???
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_miImDlxc_uEJr_cUPVTQN5h9oOiKzuvIU&si=ZCzeE-SP5Zn1n8en
On an unrelated note, but still relevant to VAs getting their own albums, Cree Summer's music album was released on the same day as the Columbine High massacre. I'm not joking
IS that the same wolf howl from fricking Nightcall?
Dude I fricking fell for her so hard when she sung. No lie.
That's another thing about AD, lots of great songs, especially anything sung by Scott Grimes.
>Steve singing about his momma
He does this at least two times. It's so creepy.
>Why you looking at some other ho, when she got the milky breasts and silky hair! Hellen keller open your eyes, you got the perfect wife! The 9 months inside her where the best damn 9 months of my life!
seth mcfarlane shows are fricking loaded with incest jokes
Yes she did. And I wish she made another.
I remember a year ago when I made a thread suggesting some songs Rachael would cover should a second album happens
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/133138975/
unrelated, but I wish Boomhauer had an album of his own
Shes ok, she looks like she smells like weed from not bathing for a few days, I bet the belly button ring is full of gross shit and is crusty half the time.
For me it's always francine.
I hate that they started so much nudity when they stopped doing uncensorded DVDs
>hey dad, how are you doing?
>oh, I don't know, I guess I just feel like killing myself too often...
kek
>DDDDDIP A TOE
>YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ON THAT CROSS YOU LAZY WINE LOVING BISEXUAL!
>You're ugly
I feel it coming on!
Do it, Steve. Go bananas.
>sounds like Steve's going bananas again
>yep
>Steve goes Ultra Tantrum Instinct on evil Barry
I don't like this ep that much on rewatchs but the first time I saw steve go canonballing out the window fricking destroyed me, hardest I've laughed at the show ever
I think I'd go maximum crazy. I'll dump Bill, burn down the entire neighborhood, RAPE ROGER
>"...and you used to watch Sesame Street"
I think I'm gonna go bananas!
It would be unthinkable to say to The Simpsons
>Yay, it's a Marge episode!
Even during the golden era.
But Francine is funny as frick.
Yeah, every American Dad character has bad episodes and bad plots, but all of them I think have far more good plots than bad.
Even Hailey.
Marge has some great episodes and I always loved her "she's so boring" jokes
The shittiest character is Rogu.
>I should charge you like a bull
Why are the B plots so good?
It's the first pan over Stan that completely sells this scene
Also kind of funny that Principal Lewis is more of a tame character in this episode.
His reaction to the kid being taken by the werewolf was hilarious.
Bully For Steve is the best episode of the show for me
>Roger talking to random guy: Great party, right? I heard Gary Gogo is here, the biggest art dealer in the world. They say he's over-the-top ridiculous, a billionaire.
>That's me! I'm Gary Gogo!
>Roger: No shit? Ahh, I thought it was gonna be me.
>Roger: Luckily I know a guy who might be able to help us! Let's just pray that for once when we get there he doesn't turn out to be me.
>Roger: Oh crap
>It pans over to Roger working at the desk and it cuts back and he's not next to Stan anymore
>Thank god I'm just his secretary
The gold top episode.
>Why am I the Little Girl?
>And why am I the Little Person?
>"BECAUSE GERMAN KINDER DO WHAT THEY'RE TOLD! NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"
>He's got red eyes from smoking Weeeeeed.
>I can't believe that you're an educator, Brian.
>My job's mostly administrative.
New episode when!
Scooby Doo halloween parody at the end of the month.
>Scooby Doo halloween parody at the end of the month.
Absolute kino, I love scoob crossovers/parodies.
>He's a complete expert in his field and SHIT it's roger, it's gonna be roger.
Clip clop!
>ahh childhood, what a sweet sexual time
> There's actually nothing in this bowl
>the entire episode where steve convinced snot to go to his dads funeral.
I still dont get the Toshi plot.
That episode was legit sad.
WHERE WERE YOU!
>mfw
>always there for you!
>The part where Snot mentions how he used to think it was cool his dad let him eat junk food for breakfast, until he realize it was because his dad didn’t care what he ate as long as it made him full
Reminds me of mine
So you good?
For me it was the trucker st the end.
the methhead running away at lightspeed and barry trying to keep eye contact while driving get me every time
its a really good spoof on teen indie films and so overall its a coming of age story, all their little subplots are about them growing up, Toshi vibing in the woods, Steve trying to sleep with some weird alt girl, Snot mourning his father and Barry being the anchor of the group's original goal.
>Dad, you were completely out of sync. Every time you spoke, the conversation came to a screeching halt.
>No! I-I'm good at chopping it up. I'm Sam from "Cheers"!
>No chance. You're...Gosh, I can't even give you the quiet guy with glasses who pops up like every 10 episodes.
>You're so out of place, it'd be like if a character from a completely different show came in the bar... Maybe Gargamel from "The Smurfs"? And I feel like even that's generous.
>What's your gooch?
>Gooch is horn corn for clown name
>Horn corn is horn corn for clown lingo
>STELIO
>STELIO KONTOS
>STELIO
>-and Luiz
NOT THE SLIDE-A-KOPITA
>there goes the neighborhood
>normally this would have racial undertones in it but i've actually done something much worse
Wheres the applesauce? I only see watery ass motts.
They taste the same
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?
I legitimately had that conversation with my own kid.
dadchads give me a good episode to put on right fricking now
Rabbit Ears
Any episode brah you can go wrong with American Dad.
But I would suggest the boys 12 episode or the hot tub episode.
Just watch whatever is on YouTube. They have entire episodes running at all times.
42 Year Old Virgin is on my perma-rewatch list and I revisit at least once a year. All of that season was pretty top tier actually
being an arizonagay i fricking love the fact that one of the writers got in a running gag about the exact city i grew up in.
>And i think somewhere near phoenix.
>Gucci mane? It's me klaus! You're getting clowned on Gucci mane!
>You have two blanks! You can spell: LIAR, GO, TAKE, SMOKES, TO, bawd, ACROSS, THE, KALE
.Rupert
Not only is this a great character moment, it's insanely funny and cute at the same time
>Don't you smile at me you sick frick!
the fart kicking gets me every time
>www.dontbeahero.com
>its not worth it
Lmao gets me every single time.
The fake URL gags are underrated
>I was so close to telling you my dark secret, Steve.
>For more information, visit www.VinceChungWasMolested.com
>www.VinceChungWasMolested.com
I'm very confused about why this tracks spaceships.
the sad part is that its helpful information. you can think youre helping some woman only to get shot and killed, and shes back on his dick and your body isnt cold yet, value your lives anons. seriously
absolutely
>its time you knew the truth
a tale unfortunately as old as time
the second of realization after 'FRANK ATE YOU' where he comes down a bit and realizes how moronic he sounds always fricking breaks me
>Stan, dressed as Santa, beating the shit out of Roger dressed as Jesus
>Roger manages to crawl away, bruised and bloody, towards a woman nearby
>just to weakly tell her she's ugly before Stan continues the assault
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ON THAT CROSS YOU WINE-DRINKING BISEXUAL!
Sorry for the request, but this might be the place to ask. I swear there was like a background or side whiteboard joke that had the "Boston University Late Nite Cafe" or some similar in it, and I would appreciate if anyone could let me know if that actually happened and where, or if I'm just delusional. This has been driving me crazy for the better part of a decade now.
I can’t remember what episode but there’s a bit where Roger knows he’s gonna be sick tomorrow so Haley or someone is trying to find a replacement for him.
They do a character roll-call with Steve and Francine and when it gets to Klause they just skip him.
It’s so simple but the set up was really funny.
Is that what you want? To be living a lie? Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lie to live.
>Oh my God. Lying is wrong! I'd know that if I ever paid attention to anything that happened to me.
>There's something you should know about me by now, Roger. I don't learn lessons.
>Wait a minute, that guy wasn't blind. He saw my gun!
WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY OF THEM WITH US
Oh my God! The homeless guy from the bus shelter is hung!
But I knew that.
Will we ever get the new seasons uncensored
bump
Not sure if this was shared yet but probably my favorite moment in the entire show.
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>Why's there a leopard on the cheetos bag?
>...
>WAIT.
>It's a cheetah!
>Cheetah...Cheetos...
>There's so much beauty in the world.
>You know, they say if a domestic pig escapes into the wild it will instinctively grow tusks.
>Who says that?
>Your mother.
>Are you really going to kill 5 guys over $20?!
...and I'll be taking the machine that turns water into cocaine.
Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlieeee!
What's your name again?
>And that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral and why I won't go to his funeral!!!
So many amazing throw-away lines
American Dad from season 3 to like 7 is one of the best sitcoms ever. It's still good outside of those seasons but those were god tier
100% agreed, those seasons are fricking gold and the main reason why I tell people not to immediately write off this show as just another "animated FG-style family sitcom".
>He gave me something that you haven't given me in a long time, Stan! Respect.
>Oh my god! YOU RESPECTED HER?! YOU'RE DEAD KLAUS!
>Now, make me that breakfast you owe me.
>Right away. But first, let me ask you something How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?
>Ah, three should do it... What?!
>What do you mean, my son hasn't been to school in six months? Oh, I've got another cal.. Hang on. Or don't. I'm not coming back.
>But my wife is far too fat to be pregnant
Something that I don't think is talked about enough is how good the character design is on this show. Especially with the background characters.
Besides cleverly reusing old one off joke characters, the animation team behind American Dad goes wild with how they design just, random ass background filler characters.
I'm too high/lazy to get any good pics, but it's just something I've noticed after TBS took control over the show that I'm hoping others have noticed.
kind of bothers me how much old character designs are reused for bg characters though
earlier seasons were a lot better about avoiding that, the roger has another family episode showed off a stupid huge amount of designs
I need a source right now
The episode introducing Debbie is full of amazing one liners
>Is your girlfriend behind that fat girl?
>Maybe that fat girl has a map, and she'll lead us to Debbie
you'll like her dad, there's more to her than...
>THERE'S MORE OF HER?!
>Oh, Debbie. Yeah look, this is MY breakfast.
I always liked how Stan ended up growing on Debbie and it stuck with him, still a shame she's basically irrelevant now - goth chicks are back in vogue
Yeah I liked that too. His jokes were ace but if she's going to be around opening her legs to make his son happy then Stan knows inherently that he should do little to get in the way of that.
That episode in general is a shockingly decent depiction of anorexia. I love this show and it's been well over a decade since I first watched it, but it still surprises me that this came from American Dad of all places.
>that's enough turning around
That's fricking impressive what he did there.
Always lives rent free
>YA SIT
>YA EAT
>YA BROTHEEEERS
>What the hell was in that sauce?
one of the best jokes in the series
I think it’s implied they’re so used to Francine’s ketchup and apple stuff a set of Italian makes them Italian
>...you're killing your mother
The egg plot is meh but I've rewatched this ep several times just for the Italian jokes
>ItWasWitches.com
>Its time you knew the truth...
>MATTHEW! Matthew...Matthew. Ma-hahahatthew...ohh, Matthew. *gasp* Matthew!
>[loud crash off-screen]
>Ma...Matthew...MATTHEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
>[sobbing] Matthewhuuhuuhuuuu...Matthew...Math-you-can't-under-stand-is-what-I-teach-in-this-class!
>[applause]
>Please, help Barry.
>*kicks him*
>What's your take on prostitutes?
The older episodes are starting to feel like a blur memory to me and hard to both recal and look up. Was there an episode where both Stan and Francine went on stage drugged to perform in a musical concert, and in their heads they were giving a good show but in reality they were completelly wasted? Or was this Family Guy?
that was family guy
>"WHO'S READY TO DIE? Shit, I'm late."
>Excuse me, I'm buildind my own home security system. Where do you keep
your turrets for, like, a Browning 50-cal?
>Yeah, we don't carry
military-grade weaponry.
>Hmm, how about blow darts
and bear traps?
>Those are over by plumbing.
>Thanks.
>…..
>Hmm. Are you joking me?
>No. Plumbing is full of crap.
>Plumbing, full of crap... You are making a joke.
>No, I'm not. I swear.
>I want to trust you, but I've been burned before.
>How about I take you to aisle seven?
>Oh, that would be really helpful. This place is so hard to navigate.
>I'm John, by the way. And I'm the man
who turned you into a clown.
>No!
>You're the world's most perfect fool.
Ludo
>is this the guy that called you a clown?
>yes it was, mess him up francine!
Reminds me of this one
Jeff: Yarelwood is the most common wood on the planet Gewee.
Store clerk: Gotcha.
Steve: Maybe there's a wood like yarelwood.
Jeff: Really, any wood from a tree that grows when you sleep by it
and swell it with your dreams!
Roger: Maybe plywood?
What, I don't know how you grow plywood.
Store clerk: (laughs) Just when I thought I'd heard
every wood joke there was, I hear a fresh one.
Help yourself to the scrap wood around back.
(chuckles) You've earned it.
Roger: Did you get my joke back there?
Jeff: I don't know. What was it?
Roger: I don't know.
>that moment when Klaus thinks too much about Stick
I love the entire episode "Blood cryeth unto heaven". The entire episode is fantastic stage play.
>you thought I was asleep? Acting.
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>I realize life is precious! I want a baby who wants to put a baby in old Tawney?!
Old worn out hookers like roger looked like do things to me and I feel disgusted by it. Also
I was just pretending to be a genius!
>cheesers came back.
>You son of a b***h, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, get on a plane to Toronto and SHOOT YOU IN YOUR LYING FACE
>You people!? What do you mean You people?
>Them. These people
>OH I thought you meant the LETTER "U"people. I've been studying them. They come from underground. That's what the"U" stands for. They're elusive, but if you find one they are delicious.
Anytime they make some deranged background character with their own elaborate narrative it never fails to be hilarious
>Jennay!
I hope they show him catching/eating one.
>I dunno I think about all the people he's ripped off...But then I think of how funny and charming he is and I just wanna sit on his face.
Honestly funnier with the censor beep cuz I can just insert whatever word I want to there.
I kinda wish mike Barker would come back sometimes. It's not everyday but sometimes I wish it.
>left over creative differences
I still wonder to this day what specific "creative differences" made him leave
I dont even think hes working anymore, theres nothing with credits for him on IMDB. Is he gay? Maybe he got tired of the gay jokes? But they were in great taste, so it doesnt make sense to me. Just what the frick happened?
Seems like it would have been an easy paycheck for him to at least keep doing his characters' voices. Very odd
I'm watching some interviews with the cast and crew. He really does seem kinda crazy, he said during season 6 the network was going to drop them and he seemed really catty about it almost vindictive. I think maybe mike is actually at fault and everyone in the show was like hey man you gotta go we can keep the secret but you gotta leave.
Maybe one day we will find out just what happened.
Speaking of, have we never addressed the guy at the end of the show? Apparently he was a security guy that would often say "bye have a beautiful time!" As you left the parking lot. He doesn't work at the parking lot and has since opened his own security service.
I look forward to that mans beautiful smile and attitude. It gives me a sense of relief.
Bless you security guy. Idk if he really played the roach in that episode where stan was gonna buy steve a cheap Tijuana hooker but if he did, he was great.
>They say his mother abandoned him before he was born.
>How...how could she do that?
Just the tone of Stan simultaneously being sad for Jeff and baffled at how that logically makes no sense sells it.
Came here to mention that one, it still gets me. Just a perfect little gag.
YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA
Ricky spanish
>Goofus McDuff sends his regards!!!
I'm Portuguese and couldn't understand shit of what they were saying. Almost like their speech was ran through an AI.
But I loved this scene. lol
Just when I think American Dad can't get me anymore it still out-surreals me with shit like the Pleasanting at the Smith House, Klaus and Jeff are basically fricked with the Banshee after breaking her comb and their friendship is repaired and it ends with telling her she can do anything now that she's free and she's just blurts out she wants to go to every major baseball park.
And the episode ends with all three of them and a wholesome photo montage of them on a summer road trip going to baseball parks after the whole fricking weird episode about ghosts. It's like an inverse of those bad end episodes.
I honestly wish that wraith had become a recurring character, she was cute and could’ve provided more storytelling opportunities like Roger does
And she’s better than fricking Tuttle
>hating the dog father himself
You need to leave, like right now.
Ruff ruff!
Top of the Steve was such a weird yet amazing episode
> https://youtu.be/q36T9RrTN8U?feature=shared
Let's be real, Tuttle sucks. He and Billy are the two more annoying characters they've been trying to push. At least Danuta isn't randomly shoved into plots/scenes for no reason than to just show up, and Rogu isn't nearly as bad as he could've been while having decent interactions with the family.
But at least Tuttle isn't as annoying as Reggie
Billy's not terrible. He's better when people acknowledge how weird he is.
>When did we become friends with this strange creature?
Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!!
>Lovely day!
>HE'S A PSYCHOPATH
maybe baby
mebbebebe
I used to hate Family Guy with my guts back then. (a lot of people did). Never got to fully appreciate the early AD seasons because of this reason.
>do whatever you like
>do whatever you like
>Oh, they just put more orange chicken in the buffet
Realistic dialogue all the way through. Man has his priorities. Orange chicken sitting out for too long sucks.
>Aaaaah wobba wobba!
Cheesers
Came
Back
The episode where Roger kisses Francine. All of it.
That episode was crazy, he just buries both of them and tells them to chill out lmao. I mean I felt bad for roger but at the same time its roger so I was very conflicted.
>That is an unsatisfying answer.
>CHAAAAD LOOOOW!
>Cuts to random ice cream guy with Chad on nametag
>Yyyyyyeeeeaaahhhh...?
Chad Lowe is a minor character actor that used to be in tv shows like ER and Melrose Place, and a shitload of 1980's B movies. The joke is that he's a has-been working an ice cream stand in Hershey Park.
Kinda wish they did the dadded roasting bit. Who did they piss off to stop a funny gag?
With a smack to the forehead,
And a poke in the eye....
I beat a lot of childrens in my lifetime. Oh yeah!
But the truth of the matter is! I been hurting inside, wish I could rewind!
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, OOOOOH! OOOUUUUHHHHHHHHH!
When I'm breaking their finger....
LORD ITS BREAKING MY HEART!
One of the greatest soul singers ever (Charles Bradley) gave crampus his singing voice, its a damn shame he died in 2017
His entire life was pain I'm just glad he can rest now and maybe be reunited with his mom again.
RAIDER DAVE!
>if you seen this man please call the station, he was last seen being sucked into the sky where he belongs BECAUSE HES AN ANGEL!
Also
>Now kiss you two!
Kisses
>Aren't you straight?
>Yes, but these people control the weather they scare me!
YOU GET THE ROD
>Sheila said that kid was mine! But it looked just like Dennis, that damn Dennis!
>Well, there you have it. That's our story. Stan's dead. Goodnight!
American Dad just has too many bangers
What is everybody's favorite AD song?
Boys 12
Scott Grimes is a gift, fricking 3 roll calls in one song
>LETS HEAR ABOUT THE BOYYZZZZZ
You posted it. Shit's incredible.
Daddy's Gone
Francine being so long under water gave me such a stress.
>yfw this actually almost ended up being the series finale
>There's only one fair way to choose who dies, the old pillowcase grab bag. One of these guns is empty and the other one has a ton of bullets
The part where he starts screaming in Francine's ear fricking kills me every time
>Damn it I could have stayed!
>Is she not
>Hot enough
>For you, Dad?
I mean you made Hayley with her. Unf.
Hayley is ugly and smelly though.
>Hayley is ugly and smelly though.
Shame on you. SHAME. ON. YOU.
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The part at 11:14 is one of the most clever jokes in animation ever
>Please, "some guy" is my father's name.
>So, millennials, don't you just wish they were all dead?
>But then who would be left to play "Porkimons"?
>Cross cross applesauce!
>looks like I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies
I constantly say that whenever I mess up now
there it is
I fricking love Stan's stock "AAAAAAAHHHH" scream so much.
>Not Stan's stock "OOOH"
His orgasm noise when he discovers jerking off
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>Oh thank God, I'm just the receptionist.
>I'm an associate!
>In some translations, the seven 'radiances' are referred to as seven 'auras'
>THAT'S THE BINDERMAN TRANSLATION, HE'S A HACK!
Just like Homer I love when Francine gets to show off these moments niche of knowledge
>...it's a very subtle feeling
and santa dropping the stone again at the beginning was great
>Is it still classified?
>Yes.
>[takes of panties and slingshots them into scientist's face] Is it STILL classified?
>Yes.
>... I made brownies.
>BROWNIES!!!!
Every man deserves a Francine.
>*sigh*
>he makes it hard to negotiate
>You know how I go out of town once a year?
>No. I don't like to think about you. It's confusing.
>Thanks for driving me home Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people!
>QUIET FATTY FAT FAT FATTY!
Stan hating on Debbie was pretty good too.
>You’d like Debbie if you get to know her dad. There’s a lot more to her than you think.
>THERE’S MORE OF HER?
>but wait Mr.Smith, Steve was the one-
>*Stan just lays his gun on the dash*
>shut up Claus
Seasons 10-14 or somewhere around there are literal night and day difference in comedic quality to what they do now. I found myself with whiplash for how different the episodes can feel if you skip through time.
For the most part, it's because they're sidelining Roger to favor other characters.
>Spiders? I warned you.
>This is gonna be like the movie Innerspace. I don't have time to explain the plot to you, so we'll just watch it on my phone
>
>Alright, so that was "Dunston Checks In". I couldn't find Innerspace on Youtube.
Honestly a pretty good episode all around
It's homeschool Lolo Fuentes
She's fricking hot, no wonder Steve turned into such a stud.
Steve is such a lucky kid for sure, but man RIP Naya Rivera
ah damn that's sad, never heard about that
terrible that her son had to be there for that
>MIND QUAD
Mind Quad was great, I'm surprised how little they actually used that joke looking back.
YOU'RE FAT HELEN
>You always get what you want, don't you, Helen?
>Piss off, Francine.I've got too much to live for, knowing I still have my Ken Griffey Jr. rookie cards.
>Um, actually, you don't.I put them in the spokes of my bike last year.
>But they were locked away in my safe!
>Stan, honey, I hate to break this to you, but I am your safe. It's one of my personas.
>What?!
>I'm also the downstairs toilet.
>"Commodore, look! Skull Island, Commodore! Commodore!!"
>"I KNOW!"
Shell Game was such a riot of an episode through and through
I miss terry...
Me too
>Terry: You took a limo with Stan to do
a report on the new otters at the zoo?
>Stan: Otters? We're coming from our
gay Republican meeting.
>Terry: You're a... Republican?
>Greg: Honey, I can explain.
>Stan: Oh, you didn't know? Ha, that's, that's funny - gay couples lie to each other just like regular couples! Well, bye.
>Terry: All these years you've been a Republican?!
>Greg: Listen, calm down. We'll go inside and -
>Terry: I am NOT calming down! For God's sake, Republicans are the ones who say we can’t get married!
>Greg: And right now I want to send them a big thank you basket from The Body Factory.
>later
>Terry: Don't you tell me you voted
for he-who-shall-not-be-named!
>Greg: Look, the war was inevitable. Freedom isn't free.
>Terry: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I absolutely loved that entire episode that bit had me on the floor. So many good moments.
>let me take you home abe....one last time.....
>AAAANNNNND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
I loved that he opted for whitney houston because earlier in the episode he stated listening to celine Dion was gay.
Also a huge fan of the "We're Red and We're Gay" song, and of course the entire bit where Stan tries to board the cruise ship.
>Me and hatemonger Pat Robertson? I just met him at some party!
>ANTI-GAY PALOOZA
>I was just walking through!
>HOSTED AND FUNDED BY STAN SMITH
>It was just a momentary lapse of judgment
>SEVENTH ANNUAL
People can say whatever they want about the more politically-themed early seasons but this shit was funny.
That's my favorite song from the show besides maybe francine's saudi arabia song or Boys 12
>DON'T YOU WANNA BE MY HAG, YES YOU DO
Ha
>I'd forget my own ass if it wasn't so huge
>haha made you look! It's normal!
>JENNAH
the peanut conspiracy is my favorite episode
>*gasp* THE MONOCLE!
>YES STEVE!! THE MONOCLE!!!
>You're wrong. My dad would never do that!
>There he is officer. Now hand over the money. That's what I am here for. Money. Not Jeff. Money.
>Hah see!?
>Wait...Am I Jeff or money?
>...
>Aww man I'm Jeff...
>I knew I shouldnt have told my plan to the two people I was gonna kill!
>You were gonna kill them?
>Yeah! But you can't prove it, cuz you're not wearing a wire!
>I'm a cop...
>I can't believe your father would do this!
>I can
>Yeah I guess I can too, I don't know why I said that
>I'm so sorry--NUT-PUNCH!
>BLOCK! COUNTER-NUT-PUNCH!
MIKE YOU ARE THE WORST CONTRACTOR EVEEEER
>The part where all the screens show theaters in different countries full of people crying
>Except for Tehran, where everyone is laughing their asses off
AND AS IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH THAT HE WAS israeli AND MENTALLY moronic
Seth is a smug talentless cocaine snorting douche whos stupid and terrible choices only further fuel his ego. When they mail me the Neilson review stuff I wipe my ass on it. Watching people getting rich off of dress up and make believe is making me feel sick to my gut.
The alien hunter episode when they kill the hunter and she rolls in to the fire place and instantly turns to ash
"Wow she was really dry"
>Son, if you want to keep your alien rape baby, then I'll be there to support you every step of the way!
>Thanks dad!
>.......did you just say "alien rape baby?"
>No, I said Tijuana Doctor Found Dead In Desert
>Oh...
Stan calls Francine down for something and while she's going down the stairs she almost falls, but it's a very natural fall, almost like a blooper they just left in the show.
>Francine, get over here!
>What is it? Did I win!?
>wow, they made you come to work even while you're pregnant?
>I'm not pregnant.
>Oh, I'm sorry, of course, you're a man.
>No, I'm a woman.
>Oh, sorry, then you must be far too old to be pregnant.
>I'm 26.
>Well, I'd apologize for my insults if you didn't look like a fat old man.
I don't recall the lines but the one where Stan keeps telling terrible jokes with no punchline to Klaus' boys. They eventually stop laughing and he still thinks the jokes are funny and good to use in his standup show.
>In high school, my nickname was "super friend"!
>Actually it was "super mouth".
>...Actually it was “suck machine”.
>This looks like a job for Suck Machine!
>How did you know my high school nickname?
also
>In highschool they called me "Stan the man"
>That was because there was a girl in our class named Stan.
They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary
bosom
>I may have deserved it. Actually, I may have instigated it. Actually, Francine...I seduced him. I don't know why I wanted him, but I WANTED him. There was no actual penetra-
Let the River Run
>tfw american dad took shots towards family guy's humor
>I don't know if I have that right, but it's in the bible, Steve!
The refusal of this show to stop and mug for the camera is what puts it leagues ahead of modern simpsons and family guy. "Underrated" is thrown around alot, but AD is the definition of it.
Bad Goose was an insanely good episode considering the mediocre era it was in. They need to get those writers/director back
>How.. How did you make me answer the phone?
Well /Dadders/ I guess that's it for the thread. It's been a pleasure laughing with you fellas.
Heres to the next thread.
>A limo? Are you rich
>Yeah Jeff, I'm rich! I'm a millionaire! That's why I put on this stupid hat and DRIVE this long b***h!
>You have a momma...
>I'm gonna call your momma and tell her what you said
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Good thread, AD is a damn good show all things considered.