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This movie is kino of the highest degree
Sex Machine
the movie would have been better if Pacino's step daughter was actually De Niro's daughter
We are meant to think De Niro is the Father right? That's what the movie is encouraging us to think up until the end.
obligatory
gay
that's also male
this is the devil’s work BUT pretty much every movie misrepresented is actually KINO
for me its 1980s white guy action hero movies
I want to boil the person who wrote that in wax
lmao how angry can you be at white people that you need to do this to make yourself feel better? it feels like the person who made this is really projecting on how THEY feel when consuming this and using these "radical" interpretations to marginalize the race he'd love to be but isn't. what a goddamn gay lmao, imagine being anything but white.
A troony wrote all that
>white guy this, white guy that
An Asian incel made it. Asian boys think 'white guys' are the reason they can't get laid so they get upset on the internet and come up with all these batshit crazy reasons why white masculinity is evil
Didn't see some of those, thanks for recommendation!
>aggressively
>bland
is there a term for this? when pretentious leftists try to equate 2 practically contrary words?
>every metaphor in film is anti-capitalist
How simple life would be to be this reductive.
Good one, have a (you)
Thought the author of this had a modicum of a point until getting to the “Rome” section and realising it was all irredeemably moronic.
ah frick this got me good. how fricking insecure and disingenuous do you have to be for this to be your take away from all these films? the frustrating part is that the writer is intelligent enough to understand the nuance of most of these, yet stupidly strawmans them to attack some hypothetical conservative thick evil white racist bogeyman.
Ironically I can form a stereotypical opinion of the person who wrote this based on how they argue, which is straight from the sixth form debate club. its like they lazily construct these arguments centred on poorly formulated hypotheses which evidently they don't even believe but think are intelligently enough crafted arguments to fool the people that they are talking down to, who are de facto less intelligent then themselves. its like they are constantly playing devils advocate in order to promote their biased world beliefs and naive ideals.
I'm glad "Master and Commander" is the only movie I watch, daily, great to see it's not on the list
it's not even that good a moive
ywnbarw
filtered
You watch the same movie everyday? Jesus Christ you are moronic
I feel like this is excellent bait made by an anon that works every time.
>no drive
what the frick
ITT a mutt that hates himself
You know what else is white and aggressively bland? Plain Yogurt.
Obviously written by a white woman.
>white guy action hero
>typical example being First Blood and Terminator
>one movie about an depressed borderline psychothic vietnam vet getting mistreated and wanted to be left alone, not a hero in the slightest
>one movie about a literal machine killing police officers and civilians
I give her the benefit of the doubt that she meant Michael Biehns character in Terminator, although I doubt it.
You can tell a lot of effort went into this bait. It's a bit too much. Don't even feel annoyed.
i wish i had the drive of some autists on Cinemaphile
it's like the saying goes "never fight an autist"
This is actually spot on lol
frick, they got me with sopranos, wire, office space, twin peaks, total recall, 60s westerns, oldboy, taxi driver and terminatos
this is clearly bait
You have no idea just how glad I am of being a white guy, there's no better feeling in the world, everyone seething about your simple existence and not being able to do anything about it, they try to make us suffer but we already suffer so much we've developed an intrinsic brotherhood and can immediately relate to certain pieces of art/media.
Seriously, I kind of feel bad for anyone who's not a white guy.
the left cant meme
>Scorsese glorified his acts!
How moronic you have to be to believe this. But yeah he does have a point about business majors wanting to be le jordan belfrot
I think this is a disguised "redpilled" kino infographic some /misc/tard made to fool twitter and reddit jannies.
let’s see
master and commander
cool hand luke
no country for old men
resivor dogs
one flew over the cuckoo’s nest
usual suspects
there will be blood
the deer hunter
the good the bad the ugly
shawshank
godfather 1 &2
full metal jacket
apocalypse now
going to make this short and just say pretty much the only good films throughout history
bretty gud list
lord of war
trainspotting
taxi driver
scarface
goodfellas
casino
the big lebowski
full metal jacket
space odyssey 2001
terminator 2
die hard
rush hour
point break
Danny Trejo deserved an Oscar for this.
Collateral
MAO
>wedding movie
>peak male
Training Day
This is a solid answer
my homie
what m,ovie?
michael mann's miami vice
So good
The Wild Bunch.
wanna know what they're looking at?
more like "films that everyone only watches for a 2 minute scene"
Crimson Tide, very /k/ tier
love this movie
/k/ think they are Denzel when they are really Gene
A Perfect World
Bad Company
Convoy
Emperor of the North
Everybody Wants Some
Extreme Prejudice
Fat City
Hell in the Pacific
Red Heat
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot
Fat City is true kino.
>master and commander
i just realized there isn't a single woman in the entire film except the native prostitutes
>Woman
>Prostitute
Same thing.
The hunt for Red October kept me smiling like a moron through the entire duration of it
>Wayne grow
did they ever explain what exactly this Wayne was trying to grow? Is that why he had such a problem the entire movie?
>flick has no women
>it's a masterpiece
coincidence?
glengarry glen ross has the Chinese restaurant coat check woman.
>coat check woman
that person identifies as a man now. checkmate
you win.
Lawrence of Arabia is fantastic. Top 3 films of all time for me, not that I'm anyone special.
>peak masculinity
>men who never had a father figure growing up
pick one, Zach
probably the greatest movie ever made
Posting unconventional movies that deal with masculinity in a great way but would make Jordan Petersongays seethe:
The Big Lebowski
Dead Poet Society
Based.
Jesse James
michael mann's thief
Steven Seagal movies
The Thing
Bone Tomahawk
300
Magnificent Seven
Seven Samurai
>Bone Tomahawk
goddamn
People view Bone Tomahawk as just a straightforward, gory pastiche of pulp westerns but it's so much more than that. A fantastically entertaining film that doesn't beat you over the head with its layers of symbolism.
A history of violence
The most misleading cover ever?
film is the 13th warrior btw
>this dude
>lance vance
What ever happened to portraying black men as clean go-getters?
Why did Hollywood get rid of this?
it's too unrealistic
ITT: movies that are toxic
anyone know if Zahler is working on any new projects?
He was working on a graphic novel last year
literally watched this last night. was pretty based
What it is about? cops?
it follows some cops and criminals whose paths intertwine
>movie is called HEAT
>it's not a romantic comedy about cute anthro girls trying to rope clueless human boyfriends
sighhhhhh
This poster always bothered me. Pitt's character never comes into contact with the dog
pitt gives the dog to tommy when he buys the caravan
belay my last - I'm a homosexual
>peak male
>no father figure
Literally opposite concepts
what saddens me most is they will stop making movies for men anymore its all for kids, poc's or women
that's because you cannot criticize those groups
i wish i could show these people the eutopia they'd live in once they get rid of the evil whitey
oh wait that's africa, latin america, china and india....
theyll eventually get what they deserve and they wont even see it coming. Its gonna be more than just entertainment getting infected with aids its looking to end up a worldwide Facisct Techno Autocracy with no end in sight.
>Facisct Techno Autocracy
yep and this global downturn is completely constructed, manufactured whatever kill off the middle class and force famine on the poor
all these global leaders the left looks up to are in on it and love lying to their faces as they order another food processing plant to be burnt to the ground
china is peised
People just don't watch them anymore.
lol no they just aren't the same anymore their either morono shit like john wick or sterile operator shit
i haven't seen top gun yet so maybe that goes against the grain
Shoot 'em Up
Coppola's big hits, namely godfather 1 and 2 and apocalypse now
I wonder if someone will understand the joke.
everything by Sam Peckinpah
Cross of Iron, Straw Dogs, The Wild Bunch and Major Dundee and Bring me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
What a guy
peak alpha male kino
What's alpha about it? It's a young pussyless Tarantino's fantasy about a prostitute taking pity on him and taking him away from his lonely geek life and job.
bad lieutenant
>Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. You hear me? Show me how you suck a... Just turn around. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. I'm fricking serious. Show me how you suck a guy's wiener. It's the last time I'm going to ask you or I'm taking you in, you hear me?