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Digimon movie
There's a story here and i want to hear it
Some Shitskins parents went to the digimon movie, The part with the freak of nature cartoon before the movie comes on and his parent started arguing that they went to the wrong movie.
That made them divorce.
That was technically Angela Anaconda short before Digimon
Hey, Will Titillate! I loved him in the Sopranos
My wife left me because I called Space Jam a bad movie
You deserved it.
Can I marry you just to leave you?
How did the film ruin marriages?
OP's marriage
Anna Farris left Pratt because of the rumors that he was fricking J-Law.
Anna Farris left because she refused to give Pratt kids and be a Conservative trad wife and instead wanted to be an adrenochrome sucking vampire leftist zogbot drumpf hater, so he ditched her
Actually the story is that she wanted to have more kids but Chris didn't because he was gone for 14 months constantly shooting. And te irony is that Anna could cook and his new wife Katherine can't because she was raised by maids and never had to learn how to do it.
>the irony
Anna Faris is 45 years old, even if that b***h wanted kids it was game over for her. Katherine is 32, old but not barren like Faris. Pratt still has a chance.
Yeah, he can still have 8 kids like Mel does. Here's to hoping.
>be Anna Faris
>divorce her literal who actor husband because he was jealous that she was more famous
>immediately marry literal who Chris Phatt who was cool with being the less famous one
>said literal who suddenly becomes one the most famous people in the world
>divorce him
>marry a new literal who
What is her problem?
r u predujiced asgainst who's anon?
Yes
I hate whos and I hate lmayoos
r u predujiced against who's anon?
Trump is a zogbot though
Zogbots get raided by alphabet agencies, copeoid?
Easy, you'll get into argument whether Pratt's actions were understandable or not.
I did not have this problem because I said that he should have thrown her out of the airlock the moment he found out that she is a journalist and aspiring writer from New York.
the movie had a potential to be good but the director made the worst choices possible
it literally couldn’t be more generic
hmm... kind of like your life
atleast i don't talk like a homosexual
holy shit
ow
What did you not like?
Oof. Should have seen this coming tbh.
This one ruined mine.
c**t emulated everything scarjo does in it after we watched it together. Almost everything in it happened to me as depicted in the film.
watching this with your wife feels like asking for it
What, because no self respecting man will agree to go see a movie with either of these "actors" in it no matter how much the wife nags?
Are women even human?
>and don't let her outside because she might spontaneously suck a mile of dick and that's YOUR FAULT!
I miss when whiteness was a thing.
Actually very good and the black man will make it Hollywood friendly and set it up for a sequel from the demented off his meds mind of Jordan Peele.
My request though is that JLaw should piss her pants while being here's johnnyied, twice in two different areas of the ship if possible.
If she had just been able to express her exhibitionist/humiliation fetish for peeing herself in more significant ways than talking about pissing in her outfits and in the wetsuit in interviews with gay cucks, maybe she wouldn't have become a feminist c**t from the repression.
She very clearly is gagging to be shown off as a wet sobbing disgrace on film. Watch some of her earlier interviews where she keeps making "jokes" about being an ugly cow or whatever knowing she is well endowed.
She should be wearing tight space spandex that show when her nipples get hard and give her a cameltoe wedgie when it gets wet from the pee too.
Based movie.
How?
Imagine if instead of a love story it was a plot like the Shining except in outer space. The reveal is a surprise to the audience, and it's that JLaw finds evidence that other women have been woken up from cryostasis prior to her, and they all leave messages in journals talking about falling in love with the one other man that woke up, she gets suspicious that it wasn't an accident she was woken up and confronts him, he becomes agitated and admits there were others and implies he killed them once they stopped loving him. Cue for the next 30 minutes a chase through the space station as he goes crazy HERE'S JOHNNY mode on her until she kills him. Then the Epilogue reveals she has gotten lonely after a year on the space station and it shows her standing above a man's cryostasis pod with her finger on the button to open it, close up to the window on the tank and it reveals he is a black man.
Sounds shit mate.
You'd imagine they'd screen for egoism and killers before populating the ship
It's a wonder any blacks would have made it on the ship at all then
kinografia
you son of a fricking b***h you got me
Reminds me of Pandorum.
ending was shit tbh
how it should have went down
>don't bother with the whole captain waking up or the damaged ship story arcs
>after she finds out, she brutally murders him with a blunt object the night that she sneaks into his room, rather than just beating him up a bit
>she disposes his body out of the airlock, kino shot of his bloodied and frozen corpse floating off into space
>one of those JLaw writer/narrarator monologues about life on the ship by herself, discussing the morality of what both she and Pratt did and lamenting about being alone but optimistic for her future on the ship
>near the end of the monologue a shot of her disassembling the bartender while she discusses her optimism
>next shot is her looking at the pod of a sleeping Chad, running her fingers along the glass
>cut to black and roll credits
not bad
moronic and unbelievable. jlaws character is just a dumb stupid idiot bimbo hole for chris to cum in. hes actually smart and good at figuring things out. jlaw would just cause the entire ship to blow up after taking an axe to the flight controls because they were sexist for not obeying her spoken commands
>next shot is her looking at the pod of a sleeping Tyrone
fix'd that for you really quick no need to thank me 😉
Killed Anniston and Pitt's marriage
Was it rape?
Jesus frick is there anything roasties won't make up?
>noooo it's rape I thought he made $5 million a year but he only makes $100,000 it's raperino
the person who wrote that, edited and approved it are all probably dudes
It’s always rape if a woman says it is, duh. Her friend found out she slept with some loser and then makes fun of her and now she regrets it? Rape.
Israel?
the frick
Aquaman
why did they kill off morpheus? frickers
This film could be fixed so easily:
-Tell the story from the female lead's perspective and begin when she wakes up. The male lead finds her and says he was only awake for an hour.
-The female lead eventually discovers he was awake for a year and her pod didn't open by accident, he woke her up. The audience is shocked along with the main character (this is the difference between the regular "I am your father" scene in Star Wars and the "bad" version where the audience learns it ahead of Luke).
-The ship is in trouble and the male lead sacrifices himself to save it (no Captain waking up).
A year passes and the female lead is lonely. She wakes someone up and pretends she was only awake for an hour. The cycle continues.
except this is way way shittier and more predictable than the actual movie
I actually really liked this movie
me too but the only reason i watched it is because i thought it was a different kind of movie.
unironically
It’s like a more subtle, rolereversed Gone Girl
eyes wide shut
I broke up with my girlfriend because of Juno
At least that dumb b***h starred in something anti-abortion before trooning out