Had a daughter recently and I’m trying to build up a mental filmography of shit for her to watch that isn’t total normie slop
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Had a daughter recently and I’m trying to build up a mental filmography of shit for her to watch that isn’t total normie slop
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Take her to Ghiblifest anon, the kino is endless and goes on for decades.
I showed my daughter a lot of ghibli. I think her favorite so far was spirited away which she had a watch every day phase for awhile. I also played her the old disney classics which she enjoyed.
>I think her favorite so far was spirited away which she had a watch every day phase for awhile
She's off to a flying start if she's into stuff that advanced already. I recommend you take her to the theater to see some of the older or more obscure ones given they're always being rereleased.
If she's into that I can recommend some Soviet/European stuff that might be more esoteric.
>Old Disney classics
The action-packed live-action ones are what I grew up with. Davy Crockett, Zorro, Swiss Family Robinson, Treasure Island, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, etc. Those are great.
My kids (and all kids) love early Pixar. That's Toy Story 1-3 and all releases in between.
Ghibli is great but only for kids 10 and up imo
That's prostitute programming. Keep it away from your daughter.
Both are good but also way too mature for really young kids
Great recs, OP write this down
toy story 3 is not "early pixar" you dumb fricking zoomer
Incredibles is arguably the best representation of a realistic family in a Disney movie, irony of superhero powers aside.
so your first selection is reddit normie slop?
I realized that after posting kek, but 80s/90s normie slop is better than modern normie slop if that makes sense. I’d much rather have her looking up to osmosis jones than else from frozen. Plus I was just a huge dinosaur fan as a kid so this one sticks w me.
>haha whoops, don't worry guys I realized instantly I had le wrong opinion
dude shut the frick up, stick to your convictions, don't fold to random anons saying "reddit" all the time
you obviously thought it was kino, tell us why
also, show her Fantasia
I’m just conceding on how it can be perceived as “normie slop”, but as I said it’s from an era when normie slop wasn’t half bad. Like I said I liked it because I thought Dinos were fricking based at the time.
Nice to know your kid has a dad with no spine
Frick you, homosexuals.
>so your first selection is reddit normie slop?
You're a moronic homosexual. Land Before Time is certified animation kino. You should have a nice day for having such a goddamn moronic opinion.
NTA but NIMH is far better for Bluthkino.
The Land Before Time is a great film.
You Black folkaurus.
land before Time is one of the greatest films ever made
What do you consider to be so good about it?
It was before time was existing. Literally a timeless. Dinosaur too
>so your first selection is reddit normalgay slop?
FTFY tourist
You have to leave.
Anything Don Bluth related is good
And the cause of most of my nightmares as a kid, that said I wouldn't change anything. All Dogs Go to Heaven is legit a favorite film of mine still
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Tangled
40s-60s musicals
Road to series
Ask what her mother liked as a kid
Mom was a huge fan of Mary Kate and Ashley apparently, I know they were in full house but apparently mom’s dad showed her vhs tapes of their own show or special or whatever and mom loved it. Been meaning to look into whether it’s actually kino or not.
It's not kino, it's garbage.
It's definitely not kino, but I don't think they promote shit like MK and Ashley getting blacked, etc. They're stupid direct to vhs kid movies like "MK and Ashley Join the Soccer Team" or "MK and Ashley Stop a Genocide" and hi-jinks ensue.
My niece really loves the last unicorn, check that out. my own sons won't watch that "gay moron crap" unfortunately
What about that one where the dinos join the circus? Anyone remember the name? I just remember that apparently it was one the shittiest animated movies ever I because most kids hated it. I loved it.
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
That one was extremely odd, but I still liked it and watched it several times because I watched anything to do with dinosaurs. I rented every single dino-related VHS at the video store.
As a kid I always wanted to watch it cause i loved dinos but when i became 13 youtube was operational and i searched clips and it looked gay and dumb.
As a rule of thumb you can’t go wrong with most shit that came on nick at nite
Also unrelated but music wise you can’t go wrong with anything on a radio station in gta
>Also unrelated but music wise you can’t go wrong with anything on a radio station in gta
yes, this is completely appropriate for my 5 year old
I think the trex in the land before time might have been too scary and disturbing for children to watch
Weak children
Nah, there's a reason why millennials are actually turning out to be the most sane because of all the dark and depressing stuff we watched as kids mentally prepared us for the way the world really is. If I ever have kids I'm going to force them to watch all that stuff.
>there's a reason why millennials are actually turning out to be the most sane
Lol. Lmao
It's true though. Boomers are entitled c**ts who go berserk when they don't get what they want or when anything is even slightly out of the norm and Zoomers just want to kill themselves because they were relentlessly praised as children which stopped once they became adults. Gen X and Y have their issues, but are generally the most mentally well off.
>Gen X and Y have their issues, but are generally the most mentally well off
So millennials aren't the most sane. Y is too early to say. Speaking as a millennial, boomers and xers are better off than us. Boomers are just reaching senile ages.
You and boomers are exactly the same mentally, only difference is taste and when this is mentioned you guys both lose your shit so hard it's funny.
I fricking hate milennialgays so much.
>t. Zoom zoom
Boomers were commercial sellouts, Milennials were cultural sellouts; both were political sellouts.
And of course it's up to us zoomies to clean up your shit, just like it's the Xers job to do that for the Boomers.
Zoomers are, by far, the worst of the current generation. Don't be silly, dumbass broccoli head lmao
You only believe that because you've never interacted with an Alpha.
They're literally Idiocracy-tier and only communicate in terms of bad tiktok memes, profanity, and urban slang.
>They're literally Idiocracy-tier and only communicate in terms of bad tiktok memes, profanity, and urban slang
You just described 50% of zoomers, unsurprisingly, the ones bordering millennials tend to be more tolerable.
Nobody has ruined everything like Boomers because boomers are somehow still overrepsented and making all the decisions. Xers and millennials hardly have any representation, let alone zoom zooms.
Zoomers are small generation like X is so they won't be the ones making the decisions in the future. Once Boomers finally die out, Millennials will be the main ones leading followed by Alpha.
>You just described 50% of zoomers
For sure, but at least they are somehwat functional. Every Alpha I know is a non-functional moron whose only purpose is to be used as cannon fodder when WWIII breaks out and they get swayed by a meme campaign to sign up.
>the ones bordering millennials tend to be more tolerable.
I bet Xers and Boomers feel the same way about the oldest of the generations succeeding them.
Alphas are barely a blimp in the map. It's way too early to make any real observation with them. This is also coming from the tide pod eating generation. When Alphas start joining the workforce, then you can judge them, like we can zoomers, and trust me, zoomers are overall shit in the workforce.
No one ate tide pods other than people with dementia and a handful of tarded teens. Thats like saying all millennials did jenkem. Also this thread is about G rated movies, not generations, homosexual. No one mentioned Brave Little Toaster yet https://youtu.be/mfhhQj3xXZQ
>jenkem
Never heard of it
Zoomers are just annoying and gay. They didn't ruin everything like boomers.
Speaking as a zoomer I feel like we have lower lows but higher highs, with a perceived median more reflective of the former. Sure le TikTok brainrot memes are somewhat prevelant for us as a whole but also we’re buying into the homosexual boomer American dream at lower rates than previous gens, many of us see college as a scam and my instagram is full of based take humor questioning shit like the israelites. All in all 20 years from now the truly hopeless of this generation would have already an heroed and we’ll be raising kids on more based principles than those that came before us (for those of us who reproduce)
>my instagram
Disgusting
>he says on Cinemaphile
Cinemaphile has been Normie for at least the last 8 years. When will you frick off from this site you fricking loser?
>defending any form of social media
Yeah, you're a lost cause
I'm not defending anything. I'm nta. I'm just pointing out your hypocritical moronation
>Cinemaphile is equivalent to facebook and Instagram
Lol. Lmao.
Boohoo homie, get with the times. A lot of zoomer ig accounts are pretty much proxies for spreading Chan ideology to a wider audience these days, it’s not all chad and Stacy keeping up with the Kardashians complete normy buffoonery.
>instagram
>with the times
That shit is almost as old as facebook. If you have any form of social media, you've missed the mark. Defend it all you like.
Am a zoomer and watched this movie all time as a kid and was never scared by it. But my dad showed me Jurassic Park when I was 5 and it scared the shit out of me so I was already prepared I guess.
I watched this movie hundreds of times as a wee lad and I was fine
Appropriately scary moments in children's' media are a good thing. Fear is a completely normal response and these moments help them explore it in a safe and controlled environment. Not having this is how you end up with pill addicts that have made up mental issues and panic attacks over every little confrontation they face.
The mom dying to protect his kid is very noble but tragic.
6 year olds should be fine with it, might be too scary for a 4 year old tho
The original animated Watership Down. It's a right of passage that all children need to go through.
Seeing those bunnys suffer will help her grow as a person.
I’ve seen clips of that movie and I always thought it would serve as great character development for her. I’d definitely be open to it as a first time viewing experience for all of us 2-4 years down the road, she’ll fricking mog the shit out of all the kids crying about Bambi in her pre k class
This.
When the wind blows, the snowman, plague dogs, dark crystal. Time masters. Wolfwalkers is one modern film that stood out to me.
The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under were both fun.
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
The Paddington kino
Muppet movies
Mousehunt
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Tale of Desperaux
Wallace and Gromit
Chicken Run
Wall-E, Brave, Incredibles, Monsters Inc., Up, Coco
The Witches
Labyrinth
The Princess Bride
Kung Foo Panda
The Secret of Nimh
Frieren
Dungeon Meshi
Watership Down
The Plague Dogs
>Wall-E, Brave, Incredibles, Monsters Inc., Up, Coco
+Ratatouille
More 80s movies:
Willow
A Christmas Story
The Neverending Story
Time Bandits
Clash of the Titans
The Dark Crystal
Gremlins
Tron
Flash Gordon
Stuart Little
George of the Jungle
Coraline
The cat From Outer Space
The Adventures of Tintin series (1991)
Not memeing
This is a movie with a serious lesson
>a movie with a serious lesson
"Bunnies can be evil."
>Hazel... had a hard life.
Nobody will have a more deserved rest than Hazel
If you like dinos watch the walking with dinosaurs and walking with beasts documentaries. Nature documentaries in general are great for children.
Bluth > Disney
Honestly why? Like, I get the intention, but Bluth never actually made a movie better than Disney had. It's just that his films have a somewhat darker, off kilter feel, but this doesn't make them better as films or make them better experiences. Even NIMH isn't so standout as Snow White, Beauty and the Beast or even something like The Great Mouse Detective.
I feel like Bluth's films are a weird case where they're too somber, meandering and depressing for young children to really enjoy, but by the time you're at an age where you can get past that you've basically grown out of the range where you'd be satisfied by what they are. It's like he's made these films more of less "for himself" to express what he thinks could be done with animation that couldn't be done at Disney, but they don't really have a proper audience who'd regard them as something superlative outside of fellow animation buffs.
Please. frick off.
Why? Can you actually explain why you find this so offensive? Bluth is a fine film maker, I just can't see his works as things better in comparison to what else is out there, because what he's competing against is ultimately stronger.
I can't hate on him, but I also couldn't, if I'm being completely honest, say he's made anything on the level of Nausicca or Spirited Away.
Avoid The Land Before Time. I'd explain why but just fricking listen instead.
Nope. Explain why, homosexual.
Maybe littlefoots mom dying was to sad for him?
If you want to ruin the memory, go ahead and look into it.
The thing with ducky’s VA?
>vauge post that explains nothing
Ok homosexual
Keep in mind children won't act with more maturity than you treat them.
>had a daughter recently?
Why are you here?
everything by jim henson from 1976 to 1999 you can't go wrong and i'm shocked his name isn't in this thread already
The Muppets was already mentioned
not what i said Black person
And he's basically only known for the muppets, dumbass
and sesame street, fraggle rock, bear in the big blue house,storyteller, fricking farscape that gets daily threads on this board and that's just the tv shows
do you even like tv and movies? what are you doing here?
You get Muppets and Sesame Street. Everything else is irrelevant
>uh actually sweety i win because i'm ignorant
woman or Black person?
Muppets and Sesame Street are his best works. Both were already mentioned. You're just being stubborn because his name wasn't directly dropped. Dumb homosexual.
woman or Black person?
Your concession: unwanted. homosexual.
woman it is
Zoomer it is
Baskin Roberts was already mentioned
>Had a daughter recently
when she reaches doubledigits show her the entire catalogue of CzechCasting and GDP
The iron giant
Treasure planet
The sword in the stone
Bro frick, at the start of one of these movies was there some kid on a raft making a fried egg sandwich?
I just want to watch that scene again.
>90+ replies
>still no shrek
That oldest daughter from The Nanny always looked like she smells of piss.
She's a QT
Having kids soon too and started thinking about the same thing. You going to get them a VCR and tapes or make them a Plex library? I feel like physical media is more fun for a kid.
Jurassic Park (the originals)
Indiana Jones (originals)
Toy Story 1
Monsters Inc.
Dumb and Dumber
The Neverending Story
Dennis the Menace
The Little Rascals (90s version)
The Rescuers
The Great Mouse Detective
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
Beetlejuice
>Beetlejuice
Yeah I don't know. My son ran out of the room screaming and was scared for a month straight when Beetlejuice turned into the snake on the stairs.
American Tail
Here are a few recs without much conflict/villains.
The Peanuts Movie from a few years ago was 100% wholesome and well made. Winnie the Pooh from the 70s was good. Animal documentaries. Room on the Broom.
Get her a BLACKED RAW subscription and leave her alone in her room to watch kino
Checked and are back-in-the-day G (now PG or so) and pre-G Hays Code films alright? If so, I'd recommend some of the live-action Disney adventure films based on classic novels. Treasure Island, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Swiss Family Robinson, etc. Fantasy-wise, I'd also suggest Prince Valiant (one of the first comic book films) and the Sinbad films (7th Voyage, Golden Voyage, and Eye of the Tiger). Those are all G-rated and/or Hays Code films I grew up with.
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>daughter
Who cares cuck? In 16 years she'll be too busy guzzling cum to remember any of this.
I know they're memes but mlp and Bluey and unironically pretty good. I've got a lot of nieces and nephews.
> Nonslop for girls
A Knights Tale
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Anastasia
Animal Farm (1954)
Beauty and the Beast
Bridge to Terabithia
Casper
Fluke
Hercules
Homeward Bound
Mary Poppins
Matilda
Oliver and Company
Sleeping Beauty
The Little Mermaid
The Secret Garden
Watership Down
This is a good list. But also I would add Classic Looney Tunes. Kids still genuinely love those ones if you get 'em in before you give up and let them watch the current year slop.
maybe not suitable for <8, but i'd say maybe an 8-12 year old would enjoy labyrinth with Jennifer Connelly
Grew up in the late 80s/early 90s and spent a lot of time at my grandmas house where she had a superbeta and about 20 movies, so I ended up watching the same ones many times over. Favorites from this include:
The Golden Child
Crocodile Dundee
Short Circuit
Real Genius
PeeWees Big Adventure
Never Ending Story
and my 2 favorites
The Goonies and pic related. the rest I would say probably werent for kids
Every normie has seen this movie though. The only way you can show it to her and not have it be normie is if you tell her that the little girl who voiced the tiny dino was shot and killed by her own father in a murder-suicide. Preferably while staring her directly in the eyes as you tell her.
>Every normie has seen this movie though.
Millennials, yeah, and no doubt they wouldn't show it to their children (if they had any), because it would give them nightmares.
Same with something like Neverending Story, which is full of terrifying scenes like the horse dying, or the wolf chasing with close-up scenes of its face as it pants hard running towards you without you knowing where it is or anything else other than that it's on your tail, or even the scene of the stone guy lamenting how his strength didn't save him.
All contemporary children's media is loud bright noise garbage like Minions, it lacks many important parts of life that older children's media included. Like the The Selfish Giant (1971), I still remember seeing that movie as a kid, and not really understanding it but connecting with it on an emotional level.
Imo., "loud colourful garbage" is a consequence of parents no longer caring about their children. If you actually cared about your kid, you'd care what media they consumed. But doing that when children's media is complex takes effort. So they just place them in front of "safe" colourful noise movies instead, because that takes no investment on their part. That these are the only movies we have now is a profound condemnation of current adults.
And yeah, I don't consider shit like kung-fu panda being sad or scared for 30 seconds in a short scene before overcoming the obstacle effortlessly to be emotional depth, that's the opposite of it.
I'm a millennial and would love to watch LBT or Neverending Story with my kids
if I had any
Friedkin's Sorcerer is only rated PG. Thank me later. Manon de Sources (Manon of the Spring) is also rated PG.