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Sorry, she's made for wet pussy plapping with Charlie ONLY.
I hope she ends up cucking Vaggie. Her 5 minutes introduction proved she has far more chemistry with Charlie than Vaggie did in 6 episodes.
Charlie will teach her how demons in hell have fun!
We just need to make greens and art of vaggie cucking to cope. Because odds are they'll just give Emily a lame demon gf who is her characterless vaggie, maybe it'll be cherri bomb.
Would Emily even understand seduction and foreplay?
Emily is cute, Emily is best girl
She is Charlie without the baggage.
Are the any fanfics?
I need my yuri
I expect some will come out soon, since they were very popular.
It still amazing that viv could fall at creating a main yuri couple. I know that she a fujo ar heart, but still just have two cute girls it not that hard.
>Hey Charlie, what are we going to do on the bed? *POMF*
Because she made Vaggie exist only as a tool to support Charlie's goal without any personality or agency of her own. Which is funny since women always blame men of doing that with their female characters.
why doesnt vivzie just take the yuripill already? its such a profitable market
What Viv failed to appreciate is that chemistry, aka the characters need to share or have something in common, is far more important than whatever image you want the relationship to have. Viv thought Vaggie's more assertive personality would mesh more with Charlie but thats dumb and they dont even feel like a couple.
They feel more like friends tbh. Charlie singing alongside Emily was super cute and like they truly understood each other. It feels more romantic, two souls finding each other in different sides.
So confused by the rules of this world the Angels come down and kill the demons and do the demons cease to exist or do they be incarnate as demons. Is reincarnation a thing on top of that what is evil in this world, and then I'm confused by the creater is there a God
According to Viv anyone racist like Hitler or truly evil like Jeffrey Dahmer automatically get zapped out of existence so they don't get to suffer for eternity. Minor infractors instead get sent to Hell to boil until the angels go down and kill them, which also erases them from existence. Apparently the murder the demons is an invention by Adam and most angels don't know about the exterminations and those that do, don't want to know the details.
Also there may be a god but Viv doesn't want to touch that topic. Would be hilarious if she made it something like Allah.
Jeffrey was in the pilot
The pilot is slowly getting retconned by Viv, or at least the undesirable parts.
Retconned out.
this is stuff I genuinely hate about Hazbin.
If you want to set our show up in hell and use classic christian imagery for something, fricking commit actually to the "themes" you want to do.
Not saying charlie shall redeem Hitler, but I think it would be hilarious to have an pisode where Hitler and the nazis are freaking mocked as if it was springtime for hitler.
Like Hitler is stuck dealing with Neonazis believing they get him and his ideas, Goehring is just openly gay now because it doesn't matter to hide it, he is in hell anyway and Hitler and Stalin fight like tom and jerry, tearing each other apart regularly
what Hitler fursona?
a german sheppard of course.
and hey, while we are at it, let him have been divorced by Eva Braun.
I like Emily, but outright shipping her now I kinda don't want either. I mean, aside of being nice to charlie in welcome to heaven and supporting her in the trial, just as with everything else in the show, we saw little of genuine character interaction otherwise.
I genuinely believe that charlie and emily could be besties from which something can spring, but I would prefer to see somthing more for that then us and others thinking in typical shipper mode "ohh, these two characterss look cute, Let them frick"
heck, not even a big vaggie fan, but I find it unfair to treat her now like unfit, just because viv failed to genuinely show her and carlie doing cute things on screen.
>aside of being nice to charlie in welcome to heaven and supporting her in the trial, just as with everything else in the show, we saw little of genuine character interaction otherwise
She's also the only one who supported Charlie's dream and spoke against Heaven's hypocrisy. Not even Vaggie dared to support Charlie in public like that. It helps that she's also bubbly and likes singing like Charlie. I bet a date between them would be very cute.
Vaggie is just...boring. That's why I'd like her to be given more drama, maybe make her betray Charlie so she's given a character arc. She exists only to speak nicely to Charlie but doesn't have much in the way of goals or her own volition and that's just...boring.
Fricking BASED! Are you a drawgay? I kind of want to commission an animation of me dating Emily, maybe invest 50k upfront to get it.
nah, not mine. I just found the pic. I can draw for shit.
and what would be your "date song choice" verbal-cuck?
>Aval0nX
a literal pedophile and a furgay. He's desperate for gibs so he's catering to the lowest denominators as always. Please don't boost his shit I'm tired of seeing his garbage here.
>Please don't boost his shit I'm tired of seeing his garbage here.
The fact he makes people seethe makes it even better. Also he's making more Emily art so he's alright in my books. I hope we get more Emily hentai
Sera wanting to keep Emily for herself!
Corruption is a patrician fetish
Sadly its extremely rare for Aval0nX to do "explicit" Cinemaphile stuff, he always keeps it under "convenient censoring" which is actually very clever as sometimes forcing genitalia on cartoon characters just doesn't work and it's actually better to do clever censorship and leave room for imagination
But that is the thing. Viv wants to make a cartoon criticizing the moralist christian framework of sinners and saints while, simultaneously, erecting a new arbiter, mainy herself, of who decides who is saved, appear as worthy of redemption, and who is too problematic to even consider as anything else than irredeemably evil.
Yeah. and she fails in that regard already by the fact that she has absolutely no understanding of what even shall account for as "redemption"
I think you take this too seriously, it's just gay soup opera and the setting doesn't actually matter
I know but she still deserved to be dragged through the mud for her hypocrisy on redemption. I guess only the "holy" can be considered for that.
Do you really believe she ever spoke on redemption, let alone that it entails every person in existence including those who do not seek it
I would say the show is more about overcoming trauma and bad habits
And there are plenty of irredeemable characters that substitute Hitler
There is not a threshold set that indicates a redemption, every one in the cast still will kill anyone that mildly inconveniences them even if they are actively in the process of "redemption"
Redemption is not the point, the point is to build genuine social bonds and have sex
You're just making the show worse for yourself imo
He was?
People like alastor be eating people and touching them in the private place but somehow his soul is stil intact and in hell. What makes racism and other controversial stuff worse than murder and stealing?
According to Viv's twitterina followers, lack of diversity is worse than rape and torture (unless the one doing it is hot or an alphabet minority, then its totally acceptable).
>What makes racism and other controversial stuff worse than murder and stealing
Cause Vivze is placating to Twitter and Reddit.
Weren't both Hitler and Jeffrey abused victims?
Not according to Viv's fans so they are the worst of the worst for murdering people even if the angels casually do the same in the series.
Somehow yes, that is her answer to not having Hitler in the show.
Would have been much better if she just said that having historical figures would be controversial and thats why she doesnt have any.
Or he'll, they were readily abandoned, easily marked targets for the Exterminators or any random demon looking to get some fame for someone lots of sinners would know
Or that they become too strong as overlords and either kill each other or the angels target them full force without fail
>anyone racist like Hitler or truly evil like Jeffrey Dahmer automatically get zapped out of existence so they don't get to suffer for eternity.
Viv thinks suffering for eternity is somehow better than just ceasing to exist?
>Viv thinks suffering for eternity is somehow better than just ceasing to exist?
Honestly, unless its something really fricked up or lovecraftian levels, suffering is probably still better alternative to non existing anymore. And HH hell is not terrible
>unless its something really fricked up or lovecraftian levels,
It’s literally planned out by Jesus Christ. It will be so much more miserable than you think.
>Jesus
They will not feature Jesus, they will not offend Muslim fanbase by depiction of prophet Jesus
people still shit themselves over this?
It's obviously not legit, she said it so snowflakes get off her ass
Now that's just fricking stupid
She didn't even say that. It's just a game of Chinese whispers. She did comment on Hitler and nazis once, but people distorted the stuff she said. Since then, everyone keeps spouting the incorrect version over and over again without actually looking into what she said.
Fricking knew it. Always got silence when I asked for sauce
If it's fake news then they have to adress that aspect in their redemption quest. Because clearly there are people who do deserve to suffer in hell forever and shouldn't be in heaven. Case in point, Valentino. So clearly, not all sinners deserve redemption and some do deserve to get exterminated.
>According to Viv anyone racist like Hitler or truly evil like Jeffrey Dahmer automatically get zapped out of existence so they don't get to suffer for eternity
We just had a thread where we figured out that she never said this.
Somewhere in hell there are two street gangs based on communists and nazis in an eternal turf war
>not even Hitler and Stalin want the twitter morons spouting their propaganda on either of their sides
>Hitler and Stalin even come tgether to at the very least beat up BLM
>Hitler and Stalin even come tgether to at the very least beat up BLM
Why would BLM be a thing in this show's take on hell? Most of the population gets turned into furries when they end up there.
I can’t believe we’re not going to get Jeff’s cooking show kino.
They could’ve even made it a radio feature with him and Alastor, who is also a serial killing cannibal.
These showrunners squander their advantage of not being subject to FCC or MPAA regulations.
I feel like the reality is Viv just wants to avoid historical figures with historical evils.
Dahmer in particular is literally just Alastor+Valentino in terms of his sins.
Meanwhile, Hitler is prime joke material in most versions of hell.
well, duh.
The truth is, if Viv were to actually acknowledge historical figures and their deeds in her show, considering the theme of sinners being redeemed, she would automatically imply that in context of her setting and philosophy, even people like that could be redeemed.
In doing so she would cross the line of featuring historical monsters as a "joke", and instead of just mocking them on their monstrosity and patheticness, she may risk accidentally mocking the people that suffered under them. And there are many things you can joke about genocidal dictators and their deeds, but never about their victims in particular.
There is a difference between making a holocaust joke about the monstrosity of the event itself, compared to making a joke about a specific holocaust victim.
>Jeffrey Dahmer automatically get zapped
Wait wasn't Alistor also a Cannibal like Dahmer?
What is Sera her mom?
I bet Vox will be exposed and killed in the finale. Since he is a Roo parallel.
The answer is obviously not a single one
They were both bottoms
I imagine their sex most involve a ton of apologizing
>I imagine their sex most involve a ton of apologizing
Or a musical! Just imagine how perfect pitch and synced their moans would be
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Lots of music and very wholesome. I assume going to the movies to watch Princess shows and a walk to the park with late night handholding afterwards
Will she get an episode and if so what would it be about?
Someone draw the two bottom lesbians meme with Charlie and Emily!
what if adam rapes emily
I'd like to watch that!
Pathetic shill
What do you think Emily and Charlie first date was like?
The hotel in in charge of there first date what happens?
>Angel just takes them to the bdsm club
>Vaggie fricking dies
>Husker just gets them blackout drunk
What does Alastor or Mitzy do? Lucifer would probably do something awkward like show Emily his album full of embarrassing Charlie pictures.
Alastor may hate her because she's an angel or seek ways to corrupt her with a deal for more power. Maybe even get some angelic weapons to make him an even more terrifying overlord.
Probable just have them sit thorough a normal radio show, maybe even guess star in an episode.
>Are first request is from a miss Killjoy
> We are the gays multipying
Dose Alastor even do regulars radio show host. Like I now he broadcast is destruction, but I want an episode were he need to be an on the air caller host.
So how would Christ-chan look like in her heavenly fursona appearance?
It’d be fun if Alastor is asked for once to do a real radio show out of genuine interest instead of him just displaying his malice
Sonichu, the son
Then full merge to create the holy Spirit
>It’d be fun if Alastor is asked for once to do a real radio show out of genuine interest instead of him just displaying his malice
I feel like he did do real radio shows prior to his disappearance, in addition to using them as a medium for flexing on overlords. Vox clearly saw him as a threat to his empire so that tells me he was a pretty popular radio host, and he seems to have a lot of acquaintances around hell that he's on good terms with/doesn't terrorize.
Charlie amazed the heaven zoo contained animals and not fricked up people.
>girls worth sinning for
>girl is a literal angel
guys, I think your math doesn't add up. yu want to get her? go to bible camp
Or just go the chad Sodom and Gomorrah way and sodomize her cute little butthole!
>girls worth sinning for
>girl is a literal angel
>guys, I think your math doesn't add up. yu want to get her? go to bible camp
But the fun stands in corrupting her and staining her purity with Lust by fricking like animals!
yeah, I know. but first we need to get close, don't we?
>Emil goes to hell as part of a monthly diplomatic mission
>gets invited to the other hell rings
>gets to party with Belzebub who she thinks is an adorable puppy
>after one drink, blackout
>next day wakes up naked beside Vaggie and Charlie.
>git banned from the ring of lust after supposedly breaking into Asmodeuses sex toy factory and blowing it up
>dicks literally all over hell now
Fricking based. The best part about puritans is that they're so pent up the first time they give in to sin, they go all in. I bet Emily may end up being the most lustful of them all to the point she gets blacklisted by the demons for taking things too far!
I mean can you blame us, Viv just made their relationship so natural. Charlie had no one that shared her outlook in Hell and most barely tolerated her. Then goes to the "enemy camp" and finds out someone who thinks just like her and who wants to wholeheartedly support her goal for redemption because she also BELIEVES in Charlie's dreams and believes it can work!
I just want cute stuff with Emily like
not her turning into a complete cumbawd. Some light corruption is fine but this is too much
kimcartoon but make sure you have an adblocker.
The only downside of the Emily getting all this great fanart is it taking away attention from Lute's face reveal. She's adorable without the mask and needs more art.
oh i understand. I prefer "light corruption" as in becoming more sex positive but only with people she cares about totally okay.
I just think that the picture of Emily just describing all of that while also feeling less like she is a cumbawd and more like a ashamed kid who feels bad that she had taken too much out of a cookie jar kinda hilarious.
>I just think that the picture of Emily just describing all of that while also feeling less like she is a cumbawd and more like a ashamed kid who feels bad that she had taken too much out of a cookie jar kinda hilarious.
Agreed, she's a cute cinnamon roll and I bet it will take her quite a long time to start getting comfortable around fricking Charlie if they ever dated but will be quite eager after the first time.
I imagine both of them to actually be bottoms to the point they will rely on Vaggie to actually be around just to get something started.
Part of why I like to think that being, that even Charlie is like rather naiv about sex in my opinion to some degree.
I mean, have you seen her reaction to watchng Angel showing her some porn he worked on? That girl needed to be cuddled by Vaggie while Angel was playing the naughty bottom in some cheap pornhub level interrogation. And that was her reaction before she kinda came to finally understand how much Angel is genuinely getting abused at work
>The only downside of the Emily getting all this great fanart is it taking away attention from Lute's face reveal. She's adorable without the mask and needs more art.
Well maybe your wish will come true if Vebalase has another $50k lying around. Maybe he could mortgage the house, I'm sure his wife wouldn't mind.
This was her reaction to Charlie saying frick btw
Sera, what does "frick" mean?
I feel an impossibly huge urge to corrupt Emily and teach her the ways of the flesh! Is this how demons feel?
Sera shielding Emily from debauchery and keeping her naive and innocent while doing lewd things to her in private. Something like Happy Sugar Life.
>What are we going to do on the bed Sera?
Implying that she isn't asexually.
What do you guys see in her?
I prefer her to big sister protect her from lewd things and awkwardly explaining what's going on, trip to hell when?
I imagine this when Sera tries to explain her sister what she saw in hell
What is she happy?
>For the first time ever Valantine has put a ban on Emily in his films
>Fricked his whole work forces, slaves, fizzbot
>Fricked valantino
>Fricked Valvet
> Fricked Vox
> Fricked most of the overlords
>finds Roo
>fricks the evil out of Eve
>fricks Lilith and Luci too , just to get a taste of the fallen
>Emily is utterly embarassed about having done all that... and them.
>wants to actually atone by swearing off sex
>tirns out that there are however many sinners now kinda in love with her
>the saying "touched by an angel" actually having a bit more gravitas in the hazbin universe than you would think.
>for sinners, being touched by an angel -if they aren't exterminating you- feels actually pretty good. Like getting a hug that makes you forget you are fricked up.
>the more powerful the angel is, the more comfortable and pleasurable the hug
>in Emily's case just getting hugged by her makes Angel Dust jizz in his spiderfur
>sinners from all over come to the hazbin hotel to get redeemed, if it means to get cuddled by Emily or more
Vaggie in a cuck cage
>Even twitter is in on it
Why is the older one a bird and she's some weird three eye featureless thing?
https://files.catbox.moe/ycruxg.png
Very good stuff anon! I can't wait, also for a moment thought Emily wanted to be whipped kek
Beautiful. I'm sure Emily would appreciate it. If she was real I bet a religion would be started to worship her.
I'm watching HH now and it is the most conflicting show I think I've watched in a long time.
The designs are trying too hard, the direction and attitudes are incredibly mid 2010s edgy tumblr to a painful degree, and I am constantly cringing at scenes and yet I like it
welcome to the club.
it's literally charged with demonic spells and symbols that turn you into a gay furry degenerate, and somehow yet I am liking it, this show is basicaly raping my very soul
what is Viv's endgame here?
our waifu, who art in heaven,
sexy be thy frame
thy breasts and bums,
thy simps will cum,
on earth as it is in heaven.
give us this chance,
to see you be bred,
and forgive us our kinkshaming
as we forgive those who kinkshame against us.
And lead us not into blueballing,
but deliver us to orgasm.
Amen
Sera disapproves of this thread
I want her to mommydom me while I worship Emily's feet with my tongue!
Sera sucks, so nobody cares what she thinks. She should be tied up and forced to watch Emily and Charlie smoosh their sopping wet pussies together.
a realization I just had: how are sera and Lucifer related?
>So dad, these are the embasadors of heaven. Emily and-
>SERA!
>?
>It has been soooooo long.
>Hey Lucifer.
>I missed you, sis!
>Emily and Charlie: Sis?!
>It is so good to see you in person again, little brother
>While charlie and mily look at each other in horror, somewhere swee home alabama is heard
This won't bother them much. When Charlie and Emily decide they want a child, Lucifer will obviously step in to conceive (with Charlie).
They don't exactly have a common parent for them to be related , otherwise Adam and Eve would also be related. As would be Lucifer and Lilith. Frick it everyone in Hazbin Hotel is a siblingfricker
It okay sera
Micheal like his black queens mature
She looked like the owl for a second in the show and then tragically transformed into it human thing
I don't even get why that was in there unless that was the original design and the higher ups wanted them to be more marketable humans and they didn't want to throw it out.
>tfw she’ll never call you her filthy little sinner
Who would win? Emily or Muhhamad Ali
I like how there were no lewds coming in for ep 1-5 and now that the angel episode aired theres tons lmao
The Emily cosplays are out boys!
https://www.tiktok.com/@lily_cosplay_/video/7328902107942145326
Bro what are you doing posting Tiktok here?
Just wondering if people were going to dress up like them. The designs are very cute, especially Emily
I hate these
>Oh I have this clothing with the same color of this character in my closet so now I have a cosplay!
Type of girls, go put some actual effort in this shit b***h
Can anyone tell me what hazbin hotel journey to the light is? I know it's fan made but where can i find it?
I volunteer to personally show her why Adam is based and was right all along about the extermination thing
I’d sodomize her Gomorrah if you know what I mean.
I do and that's fricking based. Now I understand why they were so obsessed with angel booty in biblical times
Well they do smell better than women that's for sure. Turns out a woman's ass smells like...ass.
She's super cute Charlie without the baggage and supports the protagonist's dream. What's not to like?
Emily after a gangbang
>Sera: So Emily, you met any specific old ones down there?
>Emily: I think I met Legion
>Sera: ?
>Emily: For they were many
How do people give a shit about Emily? She barely even registered as a character to me, and that's saying a lot when nearly all the other characters are flat
Cause she cute and says words that tickle their ears.
please, does anyone know where you can watch this? the site i'm on doesn't have episode five.
I used to like Charlie but now she's starting to annoy me, they should boost her intelligence a little bit
Agreed, its one thing to make one dorky cute and another where they look dumb.
>Shorter than his daughter
Relatable
>But she's CUTE, Seraaa
They all seem to have a bird motif like an owl.
I really like it, and the eyes. I hope her angel form is creepy and full of eyes.
Is Lucifer more like her dad or her brother?
Yes
Uncle at best
Charlie is nice and all but there is a better way to deal with genocidal angels
If only the angels were all robots like in megaten
SERA IS A MICHEAL CHOCOLATE QUEEN
EMILY IS PURE INCEST YURI LOVE
Why are angels black?
Because they MUST
>absolutely must
be actresses of COLOR!
...but why? Oh no please don't tell my workplace and get me blacklisted from ever getting a job! Please don't take away my property, I'll behave! I'll be good and suck bbc but let me live!
For real? She sounds texan to me
>...but why?
Vivzie: ... they just do okay!!
>say character you made is black
>realize nothing about them indicates that whatsoever
>give them a 2nd form with darker skin
lol
And be BLACK!
Obviously, the real reason, in this case, is that Vivzie wanted that ebin representation, but I don't see why angels can't be black. Especially when they made Saint Peter an aryan twink.
>but I don't see why angels can't be black.
Of course not. No issue with it, the two who were cast are great. I just don't see why the roles HAD to be black.
Emily could probably have been cast by any 20-something woman who can do a high voice, but Sera has a specific sound that only comes from black women.
so you can bleach them.
Anyone know the name of the accent Sera has?
American
I mean the specific cadence she has that's exclusive to black women.
Her VA is from South Carolina if that's what you're looking for?
I think it's called ebonthroat
Black American woman.
This version of hell is not as scary Detroit, no it seems to be like actually in danger doing anything they're not just shooting each other then everyone has sex which Angels don't have sex, the angels have horns and stuff and then they in the heaven they're like animal people too and like I don't get it I don't get what the heck is going on and I like to show but it feels kind of like it's not that bad of a place as the pilot was
Agreed, and actually looks like a fun place to live in.
what the frick are you talking about, they have a cannibal district
That’s kind of the point. Even the characters in the show can’t figure out what really makes heaven and hell different from each other. Obviously the people in hell are all psychotic buttholes, but so are some people in heaven, so it doesn’t make any sense and the reasoning behind it all is probably revealed as an end of season plot point.
....was I tricked into watching a series about illegal migrants disguised as an angel vs hell story?
Emily Charlie kissing art?
We need more royalhole
Do we really not have a single image of them kissing yet?
There's already porn of them in /aco/. I hope they release more of them, they're super cute together!
that would be blasphemous!
Hot as frick though
frick off luna media
I have no idea what the frick that is. Screw you bruh
She is like your niece, dude?
Closest thing
Cute!
The fandom doesn't have a Vaggie hateboner so that's probably why
I love Vaggie, but I still want to see her be a cuck.
Why are they so cute? Lilith better not die or some shit
Too bad for you...
What the hell is her problem
>lilith is always shown with her hair pushed back and with her horns out
>eve has a fringe and no horns
I'm surprised people didn't figure it out just from this scene alone.
Has Eve been posing as Lilith since Charlie was a kid?? This is such a weird plotline and I have zero hope for it to be anything but stupid and contrived whenever it comes to light properly
And people somehow doubt that the Vox-Adam plot line is real, despite Adam and the exorcist wearing sic-fi helmets that originated from Hell.
>despite Adam and the exorcist wearing sic-fi helmets that originated from Hell.
There is literally no proof of this, you are a broken record
Where else would boomer Adam have demonic like technology?
Back when they were doing Instagram shit. There was a post where Vox/Val visit the angel hq in Hell for a meeting.
What???
Vox is a dead boi. A very dead boi.
Those are retconned now aren't they? I'm pretty sure I read that it was just the staff artists goofing around, hence why they've all gone kaput
Except Vox’s face reflects every mask belonging to every member of the exorcist. With the hypno eye always lining up with the same uncrossed left eye.
Now we know where Adam got the technology from.
Lay off your fanfics bro, they are not gonna be real
Vox would definitely make a deal with Adam to record the most gruesome Exorcist kills for a show based around extermination day, and now Angelic Security will feature pay per view access to watch it like a sporting event
>”Now that’s good television!”
No. Vox is not about entertainment. He’s about control. And to have Adam in his hands, he has the power to eliminate and weaken any overlord he desires to take down.
It’s still a cool idea for getting more viewers than Alastor and pulling in other souls to watch and buy his security cameras. You gotta think SALES anon
>Literally screwed Adam over for Lucifer
>Only to leave Lucifer hanging after having a daughter with him
>Both actions caused them obvious mental issues
She's the real villain.
That’s not Lilith. That’s Eve. The third person Lilith screwed over.
Would (You) worship Emily?
If by "worship" you mean "buttfrick", then yes.
Yes. I've been crazy for her since the moment she appeared on screen. I can't remember the last time I've been so obsessed with a cartoon character.
Never understood why the skin tone change.
Depends heavily on the answer to this: what do angel feet smell like? And what do Emily's feet in particular smell like?
I don't know why Vagg would think Charlie would even care that she's an angel, Charlie's dad is a fricking angel, Charlie is like the least likely person to care in all of hell that Vaggie is an angel even if she did kill demons
Exorcist class angel
Still, Charlie has forgiven people who have directly tried to hurt her, obviously she would have compassion for her gf who has actually changed her ways and shown it for a long time
>Pentious doesn't die but instead gets redeemed
>Meets Emily and it turns out she has a bit of a Sinner kink
>They marry and have 3 beautiful children.
PentiousCHAD
Why did Cherry turned him down?
She was totally gonna frick him if he just committed to it, but he kept backing out.
How pathetic can a man be to simping after a fricking prostitute.
He doth protest...
Feeling a bit angry at yourself there, anon?
How much did you spend on your OF girls this time?
Hes from the 1800s, a b***h like Cherri is an aliem concept to him
What did he even sees in her?
It's a pretty intense situation to get into. A lot of guys end up backing down when a real soul-sucker starts hinting that she might be interested.
You also realize sometimes, in your drunken haze, that it's not what you really want. It's such a deranged and mechanical thing when it's just anybody.
Because he faltered every time she gave him the moment. You think Cherry would be into pussy-willow types?
Because Pentious was having sex, WITH EVERYONE!
Any sinner that gets a reptilliam body won so hard because reptiles are fricking sexy
The best part here is that everyone seemed into it. Sir Pentious has more game than he gives himself credit for. Had he not buckled here she was going to frick him.
For real he gave drinks for everyone so when he suddenly said he wants to have sex with everyone then he got it too even if it was pretty random. Maybe they were interested in his body too. Every demon's body is interesting and something new so a snake dude would be good. I understand why lust can be a sin in hell if everyone's this interesting looking lol
Well he's probably a old fashioned bong the way he hesitated alot of the "hitting on" moments, he probably lacks the knowledge of what other era sinners mean too
Id like that
I'm rooting for snek
Pentious is for Cherri Bomb. Emily is for demon princesses.
>STDbomb
No
I’m Canadian French and I decided to watch both French versions of the show. I think it’s the first time I seriously considered saying that word… it was CRINGE.
Omg. I can’t believe it. It’s so bad. Do you guys think the same about dub in your own tongue? Or does it get inherently cringe because it’s translated in your primary language?
Captcha M0MS
Le français est la plus belle langue qui soit, mais elle rend aussi aux films modernes un aspect très vieillot. Par exemple, tu ne peut presque jamais traduire une "catch phrase" en anglais vers le français, parce que la tournure en français paraît beaucoup trop soutenu ou alors bien trop longue.
>I'll be back
>je serais de retour
Vrai, je te l’accorde.
Mais quand même, ça sonne comme de la merde en canne. En plus, les VA qu’ils ont choisis on dirait presque que c’est des copains d’un dude du studio qui les a payé 20$ et des bières en niveau qualité. J’imagine que c’est surtout moi le problème et que je supporte mal quand les choses non-française sont traduites dans ma langue.
German dub is fine aside from some songs
There are plenty of girls like Emily waiting to be found in your school library.
Yes, even the quiet girl at the back of the class.
Dont you dare compare a shitty human female to our goddess
When's the next episode I just watched the first 6 and want more
Last two episodes of season 1 will air February 1st. Then who knows how long we'll have to wait for more Emily.
She will probably appear in the final episode, I imagine going further heaven will become more important. Or either her or Sera may fall.
Any Emily fallen artwork
I'd love to see what would change of her features.
Only a sketch so far
Devil Emily
Now haven Charlie
>Now haven Charlie
Oh there's more than plenty of versions of that
I want Emily to step on me!
How come Charlie can redeem Adam but refuse to redeem Hitler? What if they pull a Steven Universe?
Viv could have just said hitler die during a random exterminator and none of this would have happened
Hitler could be any one of the overlords. I know it. We don't know who they were before they died but Hitler was important enough to be a strong demon
Or...
I bet Lucifer would think that having a Hitler maid would be funny and he would have him with him for the lulz. Also he could be his military advisor and I think a demon Hitler would be more reasonable than most demons
Hitler belongs to Satan, not Lucifer.
Is Satan and Lucifer the same thing? I thought Lucifer was the CEO of hell
In this setting no, Lucifer and Satan are two different entities
This is an au right? I wonder if hazbin will ever introduce satan
That's a fan imagination of him based on his app (seen in HB)
Lucifer is associated with Pride, Satan is associated with Wrath.
>Only really like Emily because she looks extremely huggable
>Find this thread down bad and thirsting over her
You mfs need to go, you're giving touhou copypastas a run for their money
>down bad and thirsting over her
And that's a problem why?
She's like an innocent puppy you touch deprived coomers, plus mfs like you are the reason God flooded the Earth and nuked sodom and gommorah
T. Serah
Wrong
Quit listening to Pat Robertson anon.
Literally who
Here this should help you. https://www.google.com/
I'm just here to get pictures of Charlie Emily and Vaggie together doing cute things, there will always be thirsty anons
>Only really like Emily because she looks extremely huggable
>Find this thread down bad and thirsting over her
Oh but you're right. It would be HEAVEN to have after sex cuddling with a sweaty and panting Emily!
Ayo?
Holy BASED, this is exactly what Charlie should have done
Charlie hanging with her ole uncle Adam
We were robbed from this...
Maybe they'll redeem Adam!
If there's anyone that can do it is her!
I do find it interesting that before mentioning her plan, Adam seemed totally onboard with broing out with Charlie. The “so how was your weekend” didn’t seem to have any actual malice or ill-intent in it, and he was completely onboard with Charlie when he was thinking it was about other stuff like herpes or math.
In any other situation I’m pretty sure he’d just try to bro out with her.
It's not going to stop him from being killed off in a humiliating fashion after jobbing like a b***h
If they mess up Adam that bad, the show legit dies.
It would be such a waste, the least they can do is force him to be humbled and stay in hell and Charlie offers him to stay at the Hotel and thus, he like the rest gets his backstory covered as that is what Viv said is what season 2 will be all about.
I don’t know about that. Adam is the kind of character who likely hates the exterminations the most, but puts himself into the position and the brainwashing (the mask) for the sake of protecting what family remains for him in heaven. Not to mention, his stuff with Eve is filled with too much information for the audience to know about. And his most important relationship is with Lute, whom doesn’t really understand Adam’s views and is likely remaining in heaven. And is more aware of Adam “the mightiest, the goofiest, and sexiest exorcist who has a thing for the ladies” instead of Adam, the man who lost everything.
Adam also doesn’t need to keep remembering what his children have become or get further isolated from literally everyone he has left by being trapped in hell.
If Adam stopped the extermination himself in the season 1 finale, that will be far more impactful than treating him like he’s the most disposable person no one cares about.
>Adam hates the exterminations the most
>Plainly says that they're entertaining
>Fistbumps Lute for her latest killcount
Did we watch the same show
You ignored the literally brainwashing mask he always has on that allows him to even act like this.
I'm ngl Voxmaskanon if you turn out to be right I'm gonna have the biggest laugh at the sheer absurdity this series is already such a clusterfrick and we're all just here for the characters we like in the first place
I just realized that the reason why Adam and the exorcist have imp-like masks is because it’s a nod to the imp race that are servants to the Princes, the Royals, and the OVERLORDS of hell. With Striker and Blitzo being the only exceptions to the rule. Which means… the exorcist are under the control of a ruler in Hell.
Viv did say that the LED masks do... something to them when she confirmed they were LED masks. Whether its control or heighten their violence tendencies is anyone's guess.
We’ve seen the pure insanity of the Eve twist that is immediately apparent when we see the “Lilith” cards and scenes.
When I saw the Vox-exorcist theory, I immediately knew it was the truth. And there were oddly so many little details of Vox having mysterious meetings with Adam in the angel in the deleted Twitter vlogs, Vox being a televangelist in his mortal life (heavily experienced with manipulating saints [winners like Adam or could’ve winners]), him providing deep escapisms with literal addicting mind-altering portable technologies, and his themes of digital dystopia that heavily reflect in the exorcist. What’s more, even in the original pilot, Vox’s hypno eye and the uncrossed exorcist eye are located in the same eye socket. Meaning that even at this time of the extermination, Vox is currently brainwashing people and getting happy about it. With the only good active targets being the exorcist themselves.
I don't how what are you smoking dude but i want some
I don’t smoke anything. I simply notice truths and conspiracies stupid quickly.
The niffty kills the antagonist underwhelming leak immediately clued me in that the true antagonist of season 1 is actually MUCH WEAKER than Adam.
Killing an angel is a big deal and a shocking accomplishment, and Adam is the strongest one there. Mere knife stabs wouldn’t be enough to finish him off.
To get the idea, the overlord who killed the low class angel girl for the very first time was an angel herself. Much stronger than nifty could ever be.
>deleted twitter vlogs of vox having mettings with adam
source? surely someone saved it
>vox being a televangelist
isn't that fanon? that was never confirmed
>brainwashing (the mask)
It's the Vox is brainwashing Adam guy again.
>math
How's that a problem?
It's literally a problem.
Math problems.
Oh. I just got that.
Adam you motherfricker.
>Plapping the daughter of the guy who cucked him
This is Dad NTR
Frick you I heard their voices in this and can’t stop laughing
People liked this a lot on twitter for some reason
Why is it a problem?
Why is there no Charlie moaning sound effects in the middle panels?
Is Adam a dicklet?
Lilith a cutie.
should we assume that whoever is playing rosie is also playing lilith?
Charlie is aroused when Al touches her.
*Emily touches her
Fixed
Bust a bit big but otherwise a fine pic.
Post the whole thing.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7356948
Why is there lack of good porn?
Didn't Adam plow Sera?
How does that make it hotter?
This character was able to overshadowed the entire relationship between charlie and vaggie in just one episode lol. I just imagine vaggie seething in the background as she hear them in chorus together in perfect harmony like lovers
Does Emily's sweat smell better than human sweat? What about her butthole? Do angels poop?
>I just imagine vaggie seething in the background as she hear them in chorus together in perfect harmony like lovers
Exactly. I would have enjoyed if it was Vaggie revealing her angel past and singing alongside Charlie. But Emily basically took the place a lover would and does everything Vaggie did but better. She actually BELIEVES in Charlie's dream unlike Vaggie who tried to stop Charlie from explaining to the angels.
Got anymore of this
>Do angels poop?
I hope so.
it's called taking a holy shit
>Be Charlie visiting the zoo with Emily
>While walking around they talk a bit about Charlie's plan to redeem sinners
>During the talk Charlie explains she wants to save her people's soul from being killed
>Emily misinterprets part of Charlie's explanation as "they are killing each other permanently in some manner", as Charlie never genuinely mentions the word "extermination" proper
>Miscommunication kinda adds to Emily not knowing about it till the trial and charlie assuming by part of Emily's answers during the zoo visit, that she may know about the extermination too.
You mfs disgust me deeply.Take my (you) and get out.
is that a trans?
Idk, I just saved it as a fnuui reaction image
What is Emily Michael daughter?
He's so cute
Why do both her shows have such blatant Gary stu's/writer's pets in Blitzo (+Stolas) and Alastor, while the female characters are mostly irrelevant from a story perspective?
how are either gary stus? blitzo is a constant frickup and alastor clearly has something in his closet or around his neck
only thing wrong with alastor is his dialogue with mimzy out of nowhere indicating that he has some fondness for the hotel
Alastor is le scary unbeatable static demon zomg
Because Viv shows obvious preference for these characters over top the others, and they constantly do crazy things with zero consequences or stakes (messing with people above their pay grade constantly, Alastor praised for how cool and powerful he inexplicably is, Blitzo and the constant "big dick" jokes that allow him to frick popstars and princes, out-drinking the queen of Gluttony, etc.).
Why is Lute literally white?
Why did they have to make her have a mask at all?
>"Do you think...if I'm good... REALLY good... I can go home again?"
I'm a sucker for dramatic stories among lovers
Luckily after the latest episode more and more are coming! Also found most in /aco/ of all places.
>Be Emily
>Fall from heaven after actually using a lot of your own magic to prevent a massive attack of your own subjects on hell from killing countless souls in a massive hit
>Doing so has literally burned away your wings and halo
>You are being taken in by Charlie and Vaggie
>Of all the people to help you even more, Lucifer himself actually shows up
>Lucifer, seeing in you a part of his "sister" Sera and feeling genuinely sorry for Emily while also thankful that she prevented his daughter from dying, takes her in.
>Emily not only becomes shipping bait for Charmily fans, but also develops a cute platonic bond with her uncle figure Lucifer, so they can help each other
uh... Charlie Emily?
They make an awesome couple. Much better than Charlie and Vaggie. Charmily!
>Vaggie sacrifices herself to save Charlie during the next extermination
>Emily falls to Hell for Charlie
>Vaggie ascends back to heaven
Charmily
Frick yeah Charmily!
Aren't they related?
No. And if they were: so?
>Aren't they related?
>Implying that doesn't make it hotter
Found the TCOALL fan
>TCOALL
What?
The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey. An absurdly messed up game starring a couple of toxic siblings that has engaged in murder, cannibalism and demonic summoning. Due to a c e r t a i n scene that was probably supposed to be a representation on how bad things we're, the fanbase just became a bunch of incest coomers.
isn't that the one that has the biggest hazbin simp right now on tumblr fume at her mouth in some manner?
I misclicked the wrong image, luckily it still fits, kinda
(me)
Dammit I thought you were talking bout the image, my bad
You sound like a Wikipedia article
I had no opinions on CharlieXVaggie before, it was boring sure but there are way bigger issues in the show, but now I hate it due to the fact that it's robbing us of 2 much better couples.
I find it actually kinda sad, that the couple of charlie and vaggie could have likely worked if Viv had actually bothered to do two basic things:
1. Devote actually some time showing Vaggie and Charlie actually be a cute couple instead of just talking about how they are supposedly one (like I don't know: One episode is about them just trying to go on a date cause it is their 18 month anniversary, while the others either try to frick off doing god knows what or prevent somethng bad happening to them)
2. Have Vaggie in the last episode, despite her fear of rejection if Adam decides to spill the beans, actually go into full support mode when she sees Adam threaten her gf in the final song again, because in that moment enough is enough and she lets her true emotions outweight her fears.
instead of the later though we have Emily completely overshadow her as Charlie's support, because either Viv is a hack when it comes to write actual couple interaction or she thought it helps for dramatic purpose to see Carlie get someone in heaven for her support.
Look, I like Emily and the entire Charmily ship thing is kinda fun. But I hate the idea of making something like that "a justified thing" in my head by demonizing another character that is essentially only as bad as we make it now out, because of wasted potential instead of genuinel being conceptualized as a "bad person"
>Have Vaggie in the last episode, despite her fear of rejection if Adam decides to spill the beans, actually go into full support mode when she sees Adam threaten her gf in the final song again, because in that moment enough is enough and she lets her true emotions outweight her fears.
>instead of the later though we have Emily completely overshadow her as Charlie's support, because either Viv is a hack when it comes to write actual couple interaction or she thought it helps for dramatic purpose to see Carlie get someone in heaven for her support.
This is exactly what I expected to happen instead of what we got. And makes Vaggie look worse because it looks like she prioritizes not being found out over supporting Charlie when Adam himself is attacking her in court and threatening to exterminate her.
I wouldn't mind Vaggie taking on an antagonist role to make her more interesting.
The idea of Emily not having a cute pucker butthole fills me with dread
These would be fun fancy party outfits
I like Charlie adopting the apple motif and that's about it. Vaggie looks very dyke but not necessarily good unless she's suddenly an overlord now or something. AD is fricking terrible though.
Majority of the problem for this ship i would say stems to literally how fast this season is. I'm mostly blaming that on how the animation industry is without letting show flourish slowly but surely.
A LOT of problems with the show steams from how this seasons rushes through the plot like Road Runner on bath salts. Which is really sad, because I think with more time (like lets say 16-20 episodes, of which some are also just episodic in nature and one is the pilot reworked properly instead of additional homework for the viewer to consume), the few things genuinely great about it could have been even better.
instead... well, we get a barebones plot with no meat on it so to speak
This whole "8 ep in one season" reminds me of how Shounen Jump would axe series that are very early stages from going somewhere and I HATE that, and now that bullshit is affecting shows too
we can only hope the first season be successful enough to convince amazon to green light a second with more episodes
honestly, I would almost prefer it that Amazon greenlights instead a reboot with more episodes.
Yes, I know how fricking unreal that sounds but...
>okay b***h, you proved your bible pitch for a story kinda works. Here. Have more money and retell it with more episodic stuff thrown inbetween to make it look more coherent. Even the other brain dead execs on the team now see the flaws.
Does Vivze even have any control?
Pretty sure Alisator doesn't feel the same way?
yes he does. He love his princess.
Season 2 already got confirmed a while ago
It won't, it will just show that horribly paced crap is accepted now.
You guys would absolutely hate Charlie/Emily
Maybe, but at least I'd actually feel something about it. Charlie/Vaggie is just nothing.
Charmily, yeah.
Ah, frick. I just realized what he meant.
Who meant?
All right how about a plotline where the Greek Cthonic Gods try to take over Hell after it was presumably taken over by them? Led by Hades or maybe Nyx.
*taken away from them
Or maybe it's just a few gods like Zag and Thanatos.
Even outside of that seeing some more high tier and horrifying angels like Apollyon or Gabriel would be really great
Out of all the Roguelite games that sold a lot, I'm surprised that didn't get an animated cartoon. Its the most narrative and character focus out of all them.
>a cartoon series about a game in which the plotline and character interactions is half the fun
That kind of defeats the purpose tbh
What did she mean by innocent people in Hell? Is she stupid?
She is moronic, just like Charlie. Both think they know everything despite clearly being naive.
Whose more sheltered Charlie or Emily?
Emily by far but only because by being in hell, Charlie automatically gets exposed to the worst of the worst while Sera protects Emily from any form of violence or sin.
>automatically gets exposed to the worst of the worst
Do you have proof?
I mean she literally does on the daily due to the beings of hell being sinners. Charlie for example has to deal with the extermination and turf wars among overlord whereas Sera protected Emily of it all and thus she didn't even know about the angels murdering Charlie's people.
Then how come Charlie still up beat?
Implying that she doesn't used the orb.
considering tat if she used the thing she may hav actually learned about the extermination sooner in some manner, as hell has likely periods of unrest before and after the annual event...
Couldn't be possible that she's feigning ignorance?
Is the game any good?
Emily becomes a fallen angle when?
I havent played it but from what Ive seen the gameplay is meh, its just an rpgmaker-esque game. The REAL reason people like it (aside from simping and the funni incest) is the story
Alastor is right when he says that Charlie is "Lucifer's delusional daughter". Emily is just naive but once she understands what is happening isn't above speaking up like in the trial.
Alastor says Charlie has "daddy issues," and he refers to himself as her "daddy."
I like this foreshadowing!
I want to experience that angelic pussy myself. Oh Emily is just perfect!
Based. Good job anon!
>Emily: Charlie, what is an award winnind demon, Bukakke show? Does it involve cake baking?
>Angel: Well. there is a lot of glacing involved...
Innocent as in they haven't done anything to warrant the exterminations
Yes they have. They lived sinful lives while rejecting God, and continue to sin in Hell.
>some angel during extermination: Hey, Adolf! Nice to finally meet you.
>"Do we know each other?"
>No, but I died in Ausschwitz.
>"Wait... you people did go to heaven? But I- I thought you guys rejected working for christians?"
>"Christians, israeli, muslims... we would even start a diet based on pork chops as long as it means we are going to give you a taste of your own medicine
>"...scheiße"
>Happy extermination day, kraut!
Charlie is likely the first hell person she ever saw, so naturally all of Hell is like Charlie, right?
>Charlie is likely the first hell person she ever saw, so naturally all of Hell is like Charlie, right?
kek you're right, I would love to see Emily's reaction when she realizes what the sinners are actually like. I wonder if she'd do a 180 and conclude that Sera and Adam were right.
Or she may get tricked into entering a dark alley by a kind man offering her candy reappearing several months later behind the windows of some sleazy porn studio.
>man
Is the man you anon?
I think we both know who exactly is he talking about...
>Valentino finds Emily, doesn't recognize her of being an angel, because she is in some disguise
>Emily mentions the Hazbin Hotel, Valentino thinks she is a friend of that b***h who made Angel start to become more rebellious
>Uses a combination of drugs and Vox mind control to make her a bit more complacent
>For the final touch of corruption, tricks her to participate in a porn with Angel
>Angel at first has absolutely no intention of fricking her because she reminds him too much of his friend Charlie
>Goes through with having sex with her and doing the role of being "forceful" because the alternative is for Valentino to let her be raped by his other employees instead.
>Angel tries to be as gentle as he can while she is too high to properly realize what is going on.
Nice
Too bad Vivze doesn't have the balls.
Apparently she didn't pic that up.
>Apparently she didn't pic that up.
Different eras
Here you guys go.
Are you going to continue?
Is this image for ants? Here (You) go, silly bean
Would it be better or worst if Cherri stays at the hotel? Also I see you watch a good movie.
green text one here and perhaps?
Don't really know what else to throw at the screen now aside of Emily actually not angry at Angel for taking her virginity because he was genuinely remorseful and tried to be gentle/protect her in a twisted sense, having now to also live with the fact that she is sorta infamous as a "porn star" because the few clips of her "movie" that somehow leaked right before the studio exploded are like the hottest shit in hell since the "tickle me Fizzaroli" release of 2013. Well, all that and Valentino being the bottom of the joke among the overlords for getting raped by someone more naive than Charlie Morningstar, only for his corpse soon to be found mutilated in some dumpster. no one knowing if it was Charlie, some angel or even other overlords who don't want to frick with heaven having done him in.
>soon to be found mutilated
Pretty sure Sinners can't died.
Never understood why he did that.
>sinners can't die
... EXTERMINATION?!
Isn't as if they can't just have some angelic weapons around. And if angelic power is inherintly bad for sinners... well, Charlie is like what, half angel, even if fallen?
Have angles ever plow a demon let alone a Human?
That'd be so beautiful.
Worth it. Even if I die or get tortured for eternity, the memory of Emily's pussy and cute feet would keep me alive.
>The entire thing ending somehow in a weird way no one was epecting
>Turns out that angelic pussy is like that fricking good, Angel actually orgasms just by a bit of touch by her
>Valentino is so enraged by it, he tries to do the job instead
>Emily just going all cute face while seemingly still drunk gives him a minor heart attack and he loses conscious against his will.
>Emily, still drunk and kinda horny because of his moth smoke shit gets to instead rape an unconscious valentino for everyone at the studio to see
>the others just start filming as they ralize, even if their boss will be furious, that's the best fricking material since "Backdoor bawds 10"
>During her climax her disguise breaks and the pure angelic power unleashed by her orgasm blows up the entire studio
>Later Angel brings Emily to the Hazbin hotel for her to have a place to rest and asking Charlie what the frick all that was.
>The Vs are now homeless because Emily blew up their building
>The good new is the "Torched by an Angel" become the all time highest selling video in hell history
> The Vs are able to rebuild into an even bigger empire
>Valentino now gets typecast as the weak top, >now has to do the mandatory sexual harassment meeting
>Angel now gets breach days and thank Emily
> Vox finally upgrades to modern tech
> Velvet is shipteaseing " How is Miss Divine Cholate?
I want to watch that
WRONG! It's this guy
>Is the man you anon?
I wish! I'd love to take and dick Emily so hard. She's so beautiful and kind, much better than 3dpd
She'd probably meet and see Sir Pentious take one for Cherri and see that at the very least there's some who are deemed good. Hell, good chance that some denizens will pull a Ollanius Pius for Charlie/ Happy Hotel, apparently the leak meantion that it'll be treated like the Alamo kek which again, selflessness is a good deed so she'll see it as such
>Pentious
Seduces Cherri Bomb when?
Assuming the leaks are real, sadly he won't be seducing anybody ever...
Which leaks?
Probably in angel form, but like the other anon said...
It's definitely 50/50 on if Pentious comes back, we know the season finale treats him as definitely dead, but hopefully there's a reveal that in fact got into Heaven in the opening of season 2.
Viv also loves to spoil shit, so I wouldn't be surprised if she reveals he's still alive well before the premiere of the second season.
You know, I was beginning to get the feeling in the last episode that Sir Pentious might have been trying to get her attention already and was using buying drinks for everyone as an excuse. That slithery, slippery, special little man.
yes, its cute
>What did she mean by innocent people in Hell? Is
Not really. Consider it this way. The people who have done bad things go to hell that is their punishment. Ergo from this point on so long as that condition is satisfied they aren't doing anything wrong. They are innocent of defying the divine order of things. Ergo if you go down and kill sinners who are just doing what they're meant to be (suffering in hell) they are innocent souls.
Rank the Hazbin girls by wiener size
Alastor is living completely rent free in my head, I must have listened to the Alastor/Lucifer song over 100 times.
I keep visualising him or even particularly just his smile when I close my eyes, and imagine him next to me, hovering over me or standing over me when I go to bed. I started drawing the little runes that appear around him when he uses magic in the margins of papers I was taking notes on.
I got screamed at by my boss today because I was sitting at his desk talking to him about shit, and without thinking, because I was fiddling my hands, I drew one of his runes onto the margins of a form he had on his desk that he only had one of and needed to give to a courier or smth.
I want him to be real
I mentioned I was writing a fanfic where Alastor cannibalizes you and finished the first chapter
He bites off your tongue at the end if anyone is interested and I'll get to the smut eventually but I don't see enough of fics emphasizing on his cannibal aspect
archiveofourown org / works / 53329108
Same except the Alastor/Vox song and that's dangerously based
do you guys have the image where fizz meets charlie and vaggie?
Where did you get the leaks?
Emily please step on me!
Sera banned Emily from Heaven when?
When she walks in on the Charlie-Vaggie-Emily threesome.
Is there good fan fiction?
Why do Angels never multiple set of eyes?
Prove it.
All trolling aside I think Viz has actually made me a furry. I'm not joking or being ironic, I never gooned to any furry shit but have done it to some of the characters in this show and helluva boss a bunch of times
This is one of the funniest things I've read anon. I don't know whether to say sorry or congrats but thank you for the post anyways.
> I never gooned to any furry shit but have done it to some of the characters in this show and helluva boss a bunch of times
If you've gooned it to Loona or Stella you got no plausible deniability anymore.
You and I read the social structure of that meeting very differently. I assumed that the whole point of the meeting was to announce that they're moving up the extermination (because of the dead angel) and Adam basically set up the whole thing to gloat and talk smack. That's why he initially wanted to meet with Lucifer, who ended up sending Charlie in his place. I'll grant that he doesn't seem to hate Charlie as much as he does her father, but I still think he was fricking with her the whole time. One of the first things she says mentions a project and makes sure to waste time and not let her speak until the very end.
Charlie's vegana
LOOK AT HOW THEY BEND DOWN.
THEIR HIS EARS.
HE HAS DEER EARS.
ITS CONFIRMED.
No way this didn't have romantic connotations.
Cope charlastorgays, your deer doesn't love ANYBODY
Are asexual people even real or only certain autists or traumatized/extremely religious people are asexual? There's no evolutionary advantage to being alone
There doesn't have to be for the individual, only the given population. So the genetic dice-roller throwing out the occasional sperg might be a good thing in the final equation. He can invent the wheel or something even if he doesn't get laid.
Maybe, even most spergs aren't asexual so it is rare. But it's a shame that people already have most things figured out so I won't be able to invent a fork or something like that. Now most spergs are just leech neets who won't do much good but at least sometimes we have some inventors and stuff but most people won't do shit alone in modern times
Evolution is random mutations that sometimes prove advantageous to living beings, evolution is rudderless and sometimes people don't feel like having sex or have two penises
Yes he does. He was tasked by Lilith with loving her daughter.
Say hi to Emily dad
I don't see it.
She mixed
Like Sera is a rich cholote queen, that are hero Micheal would defiantly hit that sweet chocolate queen.
Like the revese of Charlie were Michael take managin heaven extremely sericous and never home.
I thought Sera was the Sister.
And you know this how?
He's fine. Nothing wrong with eating demons.
Im just saying Micheal, would be a intresting to have him as your dad.
Emily reading this thread
She's so beautiful I really really want to corrupt this cinnamon roll with my dick
she see Al licking Charlie.
How would Sera and Emily feel about us?
What would Alastor be like if he lived in the 21st century instead
Probably get help the that he needs.
No! There is nothing wrong with him.
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Hey hear me out. What if. What if instead of being a radio boomer he would he would be a television zoomer guy? HAHAHAHHA
I was really indifferent to Vox at first but now I kinda wanna have sex with him
Are you sure? Have you seen his side profile? I mean if you're into 2d then he's perfect
>if you're into 2D
aren't we all?
I've been going through the porn tag with him and people get really creative
Now that I look at his r34 he is pretty sexy. Bonus points for his TV head so somehow it doesn't feel gay if his head is a tv. In some arts he's even a girl, cool
I want him to use his hypno powers on me!
Oh frick, he was controlling the exorcist in episode 1. This guy is dead dead.
Vox is like the israeli overlord who controls the media with his brainwashing. "Population control. Eat ze bugs. You will live in ze pod and be "happy"
I wouldn't mind if he actually did some mind control here and there with Adam as he too is being wasted on just being btfo once and that's it.
you know it just occurred to me that even though vox is meant to be the advanced once, his computer head would be considered rather outdated nowadays no?
He would be the devil of social media and the worst adhd shitlord.
God's messengers and correct things in the world if necessary
The history of Hazbin suggests there was barely any angel interaction after the biblical era so its all so weird
I love how Emily's hair turns into some type of ruffled feathers when she gets angry or emotional. Angels truly look like some type of bird!
I want to frick this Sinammon Roll
Right? I bet sex with her would be amazing and her body smells real good.
Could be the case, I wonder what is her rank.
I bet she smells like blueberries and vanilla lotion
Pink rose perfume
What about her butthole? What does Emily's butthole and feet smell like? Cinnamon and dreams?
What exactly do angels even do? I know Exorcist off demons but what the frick do they do outside of extermination?
In HB there are the cherubs who go doing all kind of stuff on earth
So considering Emily is younger, did they make her as a replacement for Lucifer?
This show is weird.
>first episode almost completely dodges the original premise from the pilot in favor of setting the show up to be about some le epic war between heaven and hell
>pacing of the story so far has felt rushed as a result of this
>an entire other show took place in this universe already yet I've never heard about anyone giving a shit about it
>pic related feels like an "original, do not steal" character despite being a main cast member in that they're clearly a favorite of the author and absurdly powerful and edgy
>most of the main characters read like insufferable "be gay, do crimes" Tumblr OCs but they're actually endearing somehow
I dunno it's like all of the cringe shit I could possibly think of rolled up into a neat little package and yet I like it
Pic related is the worst part of the show because of the incessant yaoi baiting in the form of pointless tumblr sexyman rivalries. Also that scene of him turning into kaiju slenderman was gay.
Like this character literally does nothing in the show.
Okay Lucifer.
I’m not going to rp with you
But you just did.
I recommend twitter for all your yaoi needs.
>Yaoi
Alastor dosen't 'do' sex.
He’s not a real person.
>Vivzie decrying that Alastor is "asexual" just because he's her oldest OC and she sees him as only for her and doesn't want him shipped with anyone and simultaneously getting more diversity points
It was never going to work
Except she’s constantly liking art of him being shipped with dudes.
Does she really?
I guess it's just the het and self shippers that she hates
No one cares, Vivzie.
So are angels like created or do they come out of angel veganas?
Imagine if these two interacted
Is that her child?
Emily is cute but I can't think sexual thoughts about her. Just wholesome marriage and family thoughts.
>Im totally not in lust for that Seraphim pussy
You aint fooling anyone Charlie
OH HOHOHO looks like they're gonna have to glue ya back together. IN HELL!
He has no warranty so he can't have the OLED.
How would kissing Vox work you just smooch the screen or what
Look. You grab his head like an iPad and you give him a big romantical kiss.
I'm going to!
I bet he's packing to he has huge huge wiener energy
Voxsisters...
Wait I'm thinking about this and... My nose would feel real awkward on his screen face if I kissed him. The only 3d thing about his face is probably his tongue so kissing would feel awkward. I'll try to french kiss my TV to see how it would feel like
What if you could stick your face into the screen to kiss him?
I bet his tongue all kinds of long and tastes like that static fuzz you feel sticking your hand onto an old TV that's been on for a while
If he really wanted to and if you would fit he could probably absorb you digitally
Also just remembering he's like seven feet tall whew
That would be interesting. that would imply he has a dimension in his head and he could store items there or something lol. If he could like turn people into digital electric people or something if he eats them that would be pretty powerful. Also he probably emit radiation from his face so unfortunately he wouldn't be very healthy to be close to maybe
If you're hell what is a little radiation poisoning for the guy you love
His dick might be radioactive too
If he's not careful or gets too overwhelmed he can electrocute you when he cums
Probably fried a few girls until he got the hang of it
full pic?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4358849
I wonder if vox has some comedic button that turns him off. That would be funny. Maybe when he sleeps he would be turned off but I'm not even sure if demons sleep, I mean probably they do but whos going to turn him on again in the morning bruh
<Probably fried a few girls until he got the hang of it
That's so silly lol. We're getting all philosophical about this topic. Too much brain cells were used to think of this shit lmao
I really love how silly this is anon!
It makes lewding the characters so much more fun
Well we see that demons do sleep
Vox probably has a timer set to turn himself back on
Kinda like how you could set a VCR to record a certain channel at a certain time
Imagine Vox being turned off but you wake up horny again but he doesn't like being woken up so you just grind on him
Yeah stuff like this is always fun. Speaking of sleeping goodnight anon. It's almost morning and I'm making theories about fricking a toaster over here. Maybe this is how those people with weird car fetishes begin when they start giving personality to objects lmao
Wonder if there a thread for them on /y/ for charlie emily
I wish we got Emily in CharacterAI, imagine how wholesome she'd be as a waifu.
Got any good fan arts?
How do you get to be one of the few non-furries in heaven? Pure chance? Or is hating furries enough? Like the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter
What is the pic for the next thread?
Total Vaggie Cuckage
Sexo with Vox!
Do you have anything of him fricking a girl
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WfQlynVsrK8
>Sir Pentious literally does kill himself in the finale, according to the leaker.
>Vox, the one who is theorized to be the antagonist killed off by niffty and controlling the exorcist with his mask technology, is the one who told him to “have a nice day”.
Which means, Sir Pentious and Vox will meet again in episode 7 or 8 to at least conclude Pentious’ ark and defeat Vox.
Reedemed Niffty
Alastor's signs.
I like how the fanbase will ship any and all male characters with each other but when it comes to charmily they’re like: i see them as sisters
The fandom claims to be ‘queer’ but if we’re being honest it’s mostly fujos.
>i see them as sisters
She's so similar to Charlie that I don't really disagree with that interpretation tbh. Also shippers tend to like pairings where differences can be played off of, and like I said, Charlie and Emily are very alike.
Nah, they’re just fujos.
Bro they barely ship Charlie with her actual girlfriend, why would they ship her with Emily?
Vaggie is a painfully boring character, I wouldn’t ship her with the hotel mop.
>actual girlfriend
Nice try but that's not true?
Yes because Alastor is so different from all the other smug, catty tumblr sexymen he’s shipped with.
Alastor's at minimum got that hatefrick thing going on. Charmily is "teehee we're both girls ^_^" and if she were in Vaggie's position from day one you guys would dislike it too.
>Not even considering possessive yandere emily.
Boring.
>not considering [headcanon]
That’s what 99% of shipping is. Lmfao
If you want me to pretend that Emily is an entirely different character I might as well make my own angel OC to ship with Charlie. With blackjack, and hookers.
It works within the bounds of her character, it’s just taking liberties. But please continue to be boring.
>It works within the bounds of her character
>I’m bland and only follow canon.
I got it the first time anon, I extend my pity
Where did I say that, I said Charmily isn't any better than Chaggie, especially if it has to rely on headcanon to sell itself. She's a yandere who will cuck Vaggie! Show me where.
Most ships rely on headcanon. Again a moment of silence for the imagination you never had.
>It'S jUsT mUh HeAdCaNoN!!!
It doesn't matter anyway because Viv hates writing women and f/f ships. Maybe there can be something with Eve and Charlie.
>It'S jUsT mUh HeAdCaNoN!!!
Hm, I don’t sound like that at all. Also Eve? Maybe. The Yuri ocean is dry.
Ladies, ladies, ladies
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Anon... its for shit and giggles, no one actually believes Emily will frick everything in existence nor do they believe Emily will kidnap Charlie and rape her until she gets Stockholm syndrome.
There cute together, there colors complement, they parents are cool
He's not wrong
I just ship all three with vaggie getting sandwich by hyperactive autistic Angel/Demon girls kek
Oh my god someone with taste and an imagination.
Yes, let Charlie have herself a Angel harem, Lute will be part of it soon enough!
I like Chalastor, I like Charmily, I like Charcifer
What I don't like is Chaggie
That said just because I like it I'm not as enthusiastic about it
I don't really like any of the yaoi pairs but some look nice in fanart
I used to be really fujo in high school but now I mostly prefer het ships especially in porn
Yeah, This is definitely the face a girl makes when her 'dad' touches her face.
I don't care about your shipping I need more nun Alastor art
He really isn’t that hot, you can wait.
He's in Hell, surely all that red means it's at least somewhat hot!
He’s acclimated just fine.
I don't know which ones you already have but i can dump all of mine.
This character is just a black bulter Oc but lamer.
He feels to much like a manufactured tumblr sexyman
Is vivziepop allergic to drawing old people.
There was the old fart the Cherubs were trying to save.
I don’t think she drew him.