ITT: indicators for shit movies

ITT: indicators for shit movies

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    that hairstyle does suck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even call it a hairstyle. It's a woman who got out of bed and just shook her hair out. It's practically the same as a guy that got out of bed and has a two-day shadow that he wears that day. Both examples work if the person doing it isn't unattractive.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh i'm sorry it's not the ugliest negress you might have wanted ton see

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    small nostrils?
    blond actress with dark roots?
    white people?
    that specific actress that everyone knows only from MI?
    what could OP possibly mean?

    sage

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like trans Timothy Hutton

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO!

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was so hot in The Crown but yeah, she seems odd in everything else

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching english royalty women show
      have you consider killing yourself?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the crown is incredibly comfy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen an actress that could be simultaneously the hottest and ugliest person on the planet until Vanessa Kirby

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The attractiveness comes from the impression she would both passionate and kinky in bed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks untrustworthy. Am I a pick-me or an incel?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are untrustworthy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There exists no woman for which there is a man she wouldn't cheat on you with.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She does look untrustworthy. Her eyes and sight make her look like she's shady or hiding something.

        She's also pretty, but at the same time kind of weird, but for that exact reason, her eyes scream danger, like something's up with her. I of course wouldn't want to judge someone by their looks, but I'm just being objectively honest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kirby her vanessa if you understand this sentiment.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      further clarification needed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you on about?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you name yours kirby and how do you know she named hers vanessa?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she smells bad, I will not elaborate

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    delet.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks untrustworthy. Am I a pick-me or an incel?

      check her kino feet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice feet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does she have a daddy kink?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Directed by Greta Gerwig

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      check her kino feet

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would vaness the shit out of that kirrrrby

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lead character than isn't a white male or girlboss "sidekick" that will clearly steal the show

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female lead.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sex with lesbians.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >divide by zero error

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like smells like bad

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a living elf.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kirby kino.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She could play Princess Zelda.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would endorse it.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do women feel like?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soft, anon. Their skin and body feel so soft compared to ours.
        If you are truly lost, socially, then save up some money.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see people shilling a movie here using picture of a woman in it, I can almost guarantee the movie is shit. If woman screenshots are the majority of what people are posting (ex, Wednesday, Riverdale, or any Brie Larson movie) I can know with certainty a movie is shit. Good movies spark actual discussion, not just coomer simp sprees.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Riverdale
      I don't think anyone thinks Riverdale is good. Posting about it seems pretty honest that is coomerposting.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not her in like 50% of the shots.
      Grats, you just jerked it to a man, moron.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another stock blonde charisma vacuum Hollywood seems to love but has 100s of them you can barely distinguish.
    Instantly forgettable performances, just like Debicki.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wyd in this situation

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take a pic, sneak into the bathroom, jack off furiously, go home and shitpost on Cinemaphile.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also this is no some kind of joke, this is literally what I would do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have TWO mums?

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the hottest woman in french empire
    >pic related

    lol yeah sure.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some random French peasant was probably hotter than Josephine.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh Josephine was canonically a hag

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ur gay

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blonde women who show their upper sclera like that are just naturally off putting to me. I’m sorry.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt she's naturally blonde. She's probably light brown or dirty blonde.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking kidding

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          heh.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I suddenly feel the urge to submit.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I read this as hairline, I'm obsessed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was receding I used to think any mention of a hairline was an attack on me. I later learned to accept it and move on.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime people praise the actors performances I know it will suck

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a worse a-list actress

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she considered A-list?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's in two of the highest grossing franchises in history. It could be just a coincidence.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is the MCU thing confirmed?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, but I was referring to MI and F&F. With that it would be three.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya.

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