I'm not fat, if anything I'm underweight. I'd tell you to stop being moronic you stupid tard, but I understand that's unlikely to effect a positive change in your behaviour.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Anon managed to touch a nerve under all that fat, huh?
You don't want them to lose weight. Jeering at them doesn't help them lose weight, and if they lost weight you couldn't jeer at them any more. Probably being in (relatively) good physical shape is one of the few things you have going for you and you need someone to feel superior to. It's all a bit sad.
Not him but I used to have a job involving helping people to lose weight and making oinking sounds while tickling their love handles was strongly discouraged
starts out funny, but then devolves in so much repetition it gets REALLY boring.
if you want consistent funny Daily Lives of High School Boys is a similar thing but funnier.
t. watched it very recently with no preconceptions at all
It's very very dry, practically all dad tier jokes or borderline anti-jokes
The pacing is better in the original 4komas
The lazy ass name of the manga is indicative of the overall quality, as "Azumanga Daioh" roughly translates to "Azuma's Manga for Daioh", Daioh being the magazine it ran in
>lovable characters
I like Azumanga as much as the next guy, I own the omnibus and the full series on DVD, but let's not kid ourselves
The girls are barely characters, they're more like actors performing skits
The only one that gets any kind of arc or characterization is Sakaki, and that's at the ass end of the entire thing
Characters can be lovable without having dimension to them and I don't think I have to explain that. Also like I said, the early digital animation makes for a very comfortable and nostalgic atmosphere. I think it's a pretty good show and it can be appreciated even if you don't like all of the jokes.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I never said it wasn't good, lad. It's just not for everyone. Dry does not mean bad.
Does anyone have the picture by this artist where a bunch of girls are posting on Cinemaphile and saying "there are no girls on the internet"? I've been looking for it for ages.
Bill Nye was always a shill. I remember back when Global Warming was all the rage, he made a segment on "Global Chilling"
Does anyone have the picture by this artist where a bunch of girls are posting on Cinemaphile and saying "there are no girls on the internet"? I've been looking for it for ages.
>Haha just ignore all the social conditioning we put kids through every time they turn on tv or go outside, or go online, or buy clothes, or eat fricking food, also ignore how often things become corporately owned after the fact that they were made indie chud
Kill all capitalists
Total corporate death
Glass Israel
basically the only possible heroes you can choose are real people from 300 years ago and before?
because almost every fictional character is "owned" or "technically not owned. but the version owned by this mega corporation is so strong in the average person's mind it's almost the same thing"
gotta start with the greeks i guess
After watching Lorde casually munch her way through the entire Hot Ones platter without even flinching, and then talking about how the 8th hottest one was her favorite, I completely believe this could happen IRL.
Are you blind? The nose, brows, teeth, lips, mouth shape, ear attachment height... my israelitedar is pegging high regardless of his name
8 months ago
Anonymous
But I thought that israelites were disguising themselves as europeans/white people and not fricking turks/gypsies
8 months ago
Anonymous
Completely impossible without stealing White genes. Ashkenazi israelites, the ones you're thinking of, are only able to blend in because they have already somewhat bred in.
>impotent power fantasy
Oh well, at least this one has an actual punchline.
A very weak one, but that alone still puts it above like half of all leftist comics ever made.
Yeah but the meat has to be drained of blood in a specific way. "Normal" meat you can buy at any butcher or supermarket has also been drained of blood but the way it's done matters as well for it to be halal IIRC. Same with kosher stuff.
>but the way it's done matters as well for it to be halal IIRC
yeah, it has to be a clean, single cut decapitation
It's drained in the same way as any other meat animal - cut the throat and hang it upside down - except that to be halal the animal has to be alive at the time and the appropriate prayers said. The spinal cord is left intact. Very likely it's an ancient restriction against eating carrion or animals that died of sickness, given the weight of divine command. The OT also forbids the eating of blood, incidentally.
Not in this case, if you are dying of thirst then you are allowed to drink blood. The vampire of course will die without blood, but then you get the question of is a vampire already dead, and is it sinful to be a vampire and all that
I think the worse sin is associating with gay people, Islam is very blatant about that.
just straight up drinking blood i assume?
because they do eat halal meat
Yep drinking blood is forbidden and halal meat is drained of blood.
Being left-handed reached an absolute peak of being seen as negative in the mid 19th to mid 20th Centuries though as a result of a rapid increase in literacy making left-handed writers more clearly visible and standardization of goods typically favoring people that were right-handed. In the middle ages it was hardly seen as a factor at all.
As a left-handed individual, should I ask righties for gibs so they can atone for their past evils against my people?
(Whatever they give me would never be enough, of course.)
Whoa, Osaka's dad is kind of based
It's chiyo's father you fricking poser.
*Chiyo-suke you tourist!
It's clearly Bill Clinton
Post more, I like this stupid cat
"This stupid cat" is taken from Azumangadaioh.
Why is Norio Wakamoto such an butthole?
This is Indian and African Facebook meme page humour mixed with the schizo moe aesthetic. This fricking rules
Making fun of fatties is not mean, it's encouraging.
how in anyway does that encourage them to not be fat? if anything it would do the opposite.
It either encourages them to hit the gym or kill themselves via heart attack. I win either way.
Only the dumb ones would believe that and if that's the case they deserve to be fat.
Anon being fat makes you stupider.
Fatties stress eat. This is well known. Insults don't seem to work for breaking any other addiction, either.
The fricking cope
Just stop being a fatso you fat frick
I'm not fat, if anything I'm underweight. I'd tell you to stop being moronic you stupid tard, but I understand that's unlikely to effect a positive change in your behaviour.
Anon managed to touch a nerve under all that fat, huh?
See?
and he's still ugly
the lipo and stomach staples weren't worth it
wrong, I work regularily with obese people in the hospital. Solves tons of issues, with health or at least is a prophilactic.
>also for me.
>being fat out of spite
Deserve your diabetes.
The one study done on the subject found it led to weight gain.
You look unhealthy and disgusting. Work on losing weight. That simple.
You don't want them to lose weight. Jeering at them doesn't help them lose weight, and if they lost weight you couldn't jeer at them any more. Probably being in (relatively) good physical shape is one of the few things you have going for you and you need someone to feel superior to. It's all a bit sad.
Your tears taste like coke with extra sugar, fatso. Lose weight, you smell.
You would know, huh?
Not him but I used to have a job involving helping people to lose weight and making oinking sounds while tickling their love handles was strongly discouraged
>was strongly discouraged
So not forbidden either, hmmmm?
Well I don't have that job any more
sink or swim, b***h (literally)
Fat people are more buoyant.
I WISH I WERE A BARD
I never watched that shit back then, it is any good?
It's genuinely funny and a classic
Its better then any Cinemaphile.
If you only ever watch 1 anime in your life, probably Azumanga. Honestly should be required to even post on this site tbh.
azumanga is a 'rald
manga's joke pacing is better
starts out funny, but then devolves in so much repetition it gets REALLY boring.
if you want consistent funny Daily Lives of High School Boys is a similar thing but funnier.
t. watched it very recently with no preconceptions at all
It's a masterclass in the way bad jokes can still be funny if they're told well.
It's very very dry, practically all dad tier jokes or borderline anti-jokes
The pacing is better in the original 4komas
The lazy ass name of the manga is indicative of the overall quality, as "Azumanga Daioh" roughly translates to "Azuma's Manga for Daioh", Daioh being the magazine it ran in
You are ignoring the pretty cool atmosphere and lovable characters. Humor is not the only thing it has.
>lovable characters
I like Azumanga as much as the next guy, I own the omnibus and the full series on DVD, but let's not kid ourselves
The girls are barely characters, they're more like actors performing skits
The only one that gets any kind of arc or characterization is Sakaki, and that's at the ass end of the entire thing
Characters can be lovable without having dimension to them and I don't think I have to explain that. Also like I said, the early digital animation makes for a very comfortable and nostalgic atmosphere. I think it's a pretty good show and it can be appreciated even if you don't like all of the jokes.
I never said it wasn't good, lad. It's just not for everyone. Dry does not mean bad.
Shit compared to Happy Bunny. Post that instead, bring me back to middle school.
Ah, it's hilarious how one Chiyo Chan's Road was completed, the artist immediately went back to porn but on Fantia this time.
This gem was made on Cinemaphile
someone post the comic where leni gets mocked for not being able to spell prostitute.
Does anyone have the picture by this artist where a bunch of girls are posting on Cinemaphile and saying "there are no girls on the internet"? I've been looking for it for ages.
Bill Nye was always a shill. I remember back when Global Warming was all the rage, he made a segment on "Global Chilling"
This one?
That dot on the right is driving me insane.
Does this chick still make comics?
idk if this is true but around when she stopped ppl were saying she got pregnant and decided to go full trad wife or something
Reminder this artist can't tell the difference between BPD and bipolar
How so?
Damn, that looks like ass
People with BPD should unironically be shot in the street like the soulless monsters they are
This lady scares me
Does anyone have the edit of her and Luna?
Isn't she married with two kids, now? Unsettling.
Thats why you got to keep watch and constantly love her else you'll find your kids floating on a lake somewhere
This strip unironically cured my transphobia.
It reinforced mine. That giraffe troony looks too good to be a chick. The extent of their deception knows no bounds.
>even the transphobe is disgusted
I loved that comic
How does yoloswag actually seem funny
edgy humor
Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Everybody on this board needs to just read this one over and over and over again until your addiction is cured and Disney goes out of business
>Haha just ignore all the social conditioning we put kids through every time they turn on tv or go outside, or go online, or buy clothes, or eat fricking food, also ignore how often things become corporately owned after the fact that they were made indie chud
Kill all capitalists
Total corporate death
Glass Israel
>just ignore all the social conditioning we put kids through
Not kids. Manchildren. A subtle but crucial difference.
basically the only possible heroes you can choose are real people from 300 years ago and before?
because almost every fictional character is "owned" or "technically not owned. but the version owned by this mega corporation is so strong in the average person's mind it's almost the same thing"
gotta start with the greeks i guess
Yeah or maybe real people who do admirable things in real life, like your parents maybe
maybe that's on me for having a narrow view on what could constitute a hero i guess.
I did. Then they got bought out by by a giant mass media corporation.
Still your fault. you should have known they'd be bought out by giant media companies.
This One Is funny since yoloswag Is still Friends with Keffals even After he pretended to be a black kid online to start shit
He's literally me.
Then they fricked HARD
>and make it waaaaaay icy
Frens.
Talking Heads spice
Frick this art style is gross
Something about it feels greasy and unclean
I think it was made by a Mexican
Art styles are like that when they want to make you uncomfortable
Well it depicts a greasy and unclean restaurant selling greasy and unclean foods so I guess it fits. Reminds me of Baki.
After watching Lorde casually munch her way through the entire Hot Ones platter without even flinching, and then talking about how the 8th hottest one was her favorite, I completely believe this could happen IRL.
if you like Da Bomb then you have at some point ruined your palate
The older I get the more I hate a good chunk of children's authors before 2000.
I love how Shel Silverstein looks like he would drag you by the leg into an abandoned cabin in the woods.
forgot pic
Antisemitism on the rise
HE'S israeli???
>last name is [PRECIOUS METAL]stein
i mean... I guess?
Are you blind? The nose, brows, teeth, lips, mouth shape, ear attachment height... my israelitedar is pegging high regardless of his name
But I thought that israelites were disguising themselves as europeans/white people and not fricking turks/gypsies
Completely impossible without stealing White genes. Ashkenazi israelites, the ones you're thinking of, are only able to blend in because they have already somewhat bred in.
oh good
The weird thing with this guy is that even when I don't necessarily disagree with whatever the message is, I still hate his fricking comics.
It's weird how quality can be independent of tribal affiliations.
I can't tell what layer of irony the author is on.
I think it's supposed to represent proles treating bougies the way bougies treat proles.
Fricking ingrates
>siding with vampires
>impotent power fantasy
Oh well, at least this one has an actual punchline.
A very weak one, but that alone still puts it above like half of all leftist comics ever made.
Drinking blood is forbidden by islam btw
Eating people is haram in general.
just straight up drinking blood i assume?
because they do eat halal meat
Yeah but the meat has to be drained of blood in a specific way. "Normal" meat you can buy at any butcher or supermarket has also been drained of blood but the way it's done matters as well for it to be halal IIRC. Same with kosher stuff.
>but the way it's done matters as well for it to be halal IIRC
yeah, it has to be a clean, single cut decapitation
It's drained in the same way as any other meat animal - cut the throat and hang it upside down - except that to be halal the animal has to be alive at the time and the appropriate prayers said. The spinal cord is left intact. Very likely it's an ancient restriction against eating carrion or animals that died of sickness, given the weight of divine command. The OT also forbids the eating of blood, incidentally.
>incidentally
very much not incidentally
abrahamic religions is a term for a reason
Incidental to my train of thought. In my head I necessarily keep kosher and halal shelved next to vegan and pescetarian, not in the theology section.
Maybe she we're those clothes to convince her prey she vulnerable and weak
Not in this case, if you are dying of thirst then you are allowed to drink blood. The vampire of course will die without blood, but then you get the question of is a vampire already dead, and is it sinful to be a vampire and all that
I think the worse sin is associating with gay people, Islam is very blatant about that.
Yep drinking blood is forbidden and halal meat is drained of blood.
>Lesbian muslim vampire
Dobson, is that you?
>middle ages
my uncle was forced to be right-handed because grandma thought left-handed people were the devil
My mother was forced to be right-handed too, "middle ages" my ass.
Is she crazy?
You understand this stuff used to be beaten out of you in school too, right? It's not crazy if everyone does it.
What did they think about people who were ambidexterous?
they thought they weren't all-right
i laughed
Being left-handed reached an absolute peak of being seen as negative in the mid 19th to mid 20th Centuries though as a result of a rapid increase in literacy making left-handed writers more clearly visible and standardization of goods typically favoring people that were right-handed. In the middle ages it was hardly seen as a factor at all.
As a left-handed individual, should I ask righties for gibs so they can atone for their past evils against my people?
(Whatever they give me would never be enough, of course.)
This guy is funny
Is that the Thomas the Tank Engine sneeze guy?
Neko Koneko
wtf is up with his mouth lmao those lips part so wide it feels like his facial skin is a mask
Any rightwing comic, they are all of made out of spite.