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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun movie that transcends the gimmick. I like how they made the opening of the movie similar to a video game exposition dump opening.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when this came out, i fingerbanged my b***h while watching this and then fricked her and the theater guy came up to my row and nodded at me while i pounded puss while henry shot the guys in the face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hardcore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        henry

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bravo, Cinemaphile.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        henry

        Hey, that's the name of the movie!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        henry

        ... based???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't breeders stop bringing up their sexlives at the slightest opportunity?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn’t get it.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't get much better than this. still don't know how they pulled all this shit off

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, Hardcore Henry is video game action in a movie done right. Not like that gay John Wick shit.
    Anyway, pic related and Nightcrawler for sure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Venom, but good
      >even get a dude that looks like Tom Hardy
      >made on a shoestring budget, but still looks believably near-future cyberpunk
      >directed by one of the creators of Saw
      >absolutely unfiltered kino ending
      Upgrade needs more recognition.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie gave me motion sickness so bad it was like playing Time Splitters 2 again. 10/10, authentic FPS experience.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw didn’t realize this came out yet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its been seven years

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grenade launcher scene looked fake as shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally ran out of the special effects budget and just said FRICK IT.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sharlto was great in this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really is, wonderful performance. He's also really good in Ted K playing Ted Kaczynski, I'm not a big fan of the movie but his performance is great.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care for Ben Affleck. Have you guys seen the barbie (2023) that came out with year?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ben Affleck
        Are you moronic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      another nick cage knockoff movie

      not even clicking on the image i can tell its him

      he does like 10 movies a year now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should go see an optometrist, buddy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You either have facial blindness or need glasses if you thought that looked anything like Nic Cage.
        You should've been able to tell by the hairline from just the thumbnail.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You start.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ur a gayet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        $2 million budget, total. Amazing that Hollywood movies with $200 million budgets often don't look this good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the sword wielding prostitutes that sold me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw this with my ex and two of her b***h girlfriends. I argued vehemently for ten minutes so that we would watch this instead of Zootopia.
          I'm glad I stuck by my guns.

          Your dollar goes further in Russia.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It helps that it was filmed in Russia. My company laid me and most of the US dev team off because they could get comparable work and 60 hour work weeks for 1/5-1/10th the cost of Americans developers. I assume you can get $500k of CGI work for $50k and have it actually be competent, unlike the needful work pajeets produce.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please help

    ?t=239

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice one, this movie was pure schizokino and went completely unappreciated by moron shitsipping modern audiences.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure how but it definitely is. Every fat or le quirky woman loves this shit and Ghibli

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modern
      >released in 1975
      anon

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Annihilation

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Guest

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people call Haley diet-JLaw. Frankly, I loved her in the role of the damsel in distress AND VILLAIN, and wish she had gotten more such roles.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You. Little. Pussy.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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