ITT: most disappointing nude scenes in?

ITT: most disappointing nude scenes in Cinemaphile history

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, nothing worse than saggy pancake breasts. She seemed like she would be so hot too, and then after that I lost all interest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Yeah, nothing worse than saggy pancake breasts
      This

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

        would

        based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I call it Dizzy’s Disease, after Dizzy from Starship Troopers. She looks good then you see her naked and it’s flapjack city.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          saddest pancake breasts in the history of mankind

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pancake breasts and an asymmetrical face
          in no universe is this considered attractive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Yeah, nothing worse than saggy pancake breasts
      This

      those breasts are small and perfectly fine.
      You're just Pornsick morons that have never even touched a bag of sand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry Nat but nobody likes your old tube sock breasts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your time is up roastie sorry. no one wants flapjacks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry femanon. Chad likes them perky 🙁 so you'll have to settle for some beta boy who will swear there's nothing wrong with your breasts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Small breasts are fine if they are perky

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Small breasts are preferable if they're perky.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those breasts are small and perfectly fine

        Those breasts are post pregnancy breasts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Natalie Dormer was like 19 in The Tudors…she had kids already? I didn’t know, now I’m legit curious.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            she had her first and only kid in 2021, these people are moronic virgins

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously. Every day I hate this place more. It’s like Alexander getting to Sogdia and then realizing his entire army was Persian.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they aren't.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a dozen pairs of breasts nicer in GoT alone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like small the most but only if perky
        Saggy and small is really bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, nothing worse than saggy pancake breasts. She seemed like she would be so hot too, and then after that I lost all interest.

        Her breasts are nice! You guys are mean.
        Smirkfu best girl

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neve Campbell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oWhUvuq.jpg

      ITT: most disappointing nude scenes in Cinemaphile history

      Them two plus Jenna Coleman.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she had nude scenes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jenna is not even close to those two. Her breasts are twice as big for starters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jenna's are big enough to be saved

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf wasn’t she like 50 in that movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, but what’s Natalie dormer’s excuse?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what im saying. imagine being young and already having roastie saggy pancake breasts. they should all get mercy killed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have before. go suck the jannies off some more

      teri hatcher

      These are the right answers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      100%

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never got a boobjob
    I hate her but t also kinda respect her for this.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do it for her smirk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wht did she kiss her then freak out about it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was trying to kiss her on the cheek and accidentally kissed her mouth, autist

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you and don’t reply to me again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up and gimme a kiss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just both realized they would be liable for some kid of sexual harassment suit and played it off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Natalie saw her coming for a kiss and wen in with her mouth anyways. Hot as hell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew get your nasty mouth away from my Queen, you nasty butthole rat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Natalie always drunk looking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome and cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i came

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard she was rude to the little actor on set

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That has nothing based

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No he doesnt mean based on anything in particular he means that is funny and cool. It is basic internet language, keep up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good, frick that midge

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAAAAGGGG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      projection

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still would outta respect

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The got girls were average

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diana rigg
      >20th century icon
      >average
      u must be 18+ to post here m80

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Halle Berry in Swordfish.
    Any women post reduction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you high or gay? Halle Berry's nude scenes in Swordfish and Monster's Ball are amazing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a little high but op asked about DISAPPOINTING nude scenes, and I must say for as hot as Halle Berry was/is, those sad flat pancake tiddies were a letdown.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monster's Ball hell yes
        Swordfish frick no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when swordfish came out, that scene blew my mind. but i was young and seeing breasts was hard back then, and there was just something about seeing halle berry's breasts that seemed insane. but looking back now they don't stand the test of time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in Bedford Ohio. I remember renting swordfish and monsters ball to cook to her from the local library. Odd to look back and think she went to that library as a teenager.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not that she isn't hot in Swordfish, it was just overhyped.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Halle Berry's nude scenes in Swordfish and Monster's Ball are amazing.
        Were you 10 during that era? Her physique is great even today but people were widely disappointed when she got her breasts out in Swordfish because that was the moment everyone realized how much work her bras and on set stylists were doing. Very few people would have guessed she'd have had saggers like she did.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think Halle's breasts are saggers or disappointing then ur a virgin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you think Halle's breasts are saggers or disappointing then ur a virgin
            No I just wasn't a kid with no frame of reference going through puberty when she whipped them out lmao. When you get some more experience under your belt you may come to understand why it was a letdown at the time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        halle berry's breasts in sword fish are disgusting
        i never had the urge to wank after seeing her breasts in that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I think it was the exact moment I realized I had no attraction to brown girls whatsoever.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that guy who wrote that she was kicked out of a pub for bad behavior?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    After watching The Dreamers I'm disappointed every time Eva Green gets naked but doesn't show her pussy lips.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has potential to be a very intriguing thread but of course you fricking morons don't have the foresight to spoiler the disappointing breasts and show them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get permabanned by jannies
      you go ahead anon im good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get banned if you spoiler the image newbie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have before. go suck the jannies off some more

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nudes when

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one wants to see her fake breasts and whatever mangled mess is going on down there

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when he goes hero and the autopsy leaks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey kids I’m the star of hunger games and even though these are surgically implanted stop signs under my skin and not breasts and I’m male I’m totally a woman and you can be one too! just castrate yourself!
        any motherfricker advocating or taking part in this shit needs to be tried and executed, how is blasting disgusting sex at children and coercing them into cosmetic castration and sodomy not child endangerment or abuse or whatever? lock these motherfrickers up on death row

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to see a penis just face a mirror and lift your beer gut you gay homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was still pure sex and i don't even want to post the moronic
    >would
    meme because that would be an understatement

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she get a boob job?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    teri hatcher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're real and they're spectacular
      >they're not spectacular

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dean Cain is a national treasure. He wasn’t acting for this scene either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go get the coffee you stupid b***h. The other guy got it last time, it's your turn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doing your fair share of the work is white supremacy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teri hatcher
      Imagine if she hatched an egg.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this at work today I don't have a job and yelled to mom to get me a soda

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the roastie!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Katie McGrath

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      These are the right answers.

      Sorry meant to add Katie not the second reply

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who think those breasts are bad are porn addicted coomers who have never seen what a real woman looks like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You still look pretty good Natalie just please keep your top on.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    saggy breasts are cool but the face is disappointing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre a closeted homosexual

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    those nipples were doing their own thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has that caved in chest syndrome
      emily grey had it too

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm generally opposed to boob-jobs but in Smirkfu's case, she actually needs one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saggy breasts actually seem to be the best foundation for boob jobs.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What disappointed me was when she appeared in a music video shot by her white partner, who then said that the scene was 'difficult' for the pair of them until they broke up a few months later.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the details with. Was the boyfriend a cuckold?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must've been. Why else would you encourage your loving partner to appear in a music video, then direct a passionate kiss with an African man?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then she decided to break up with him?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            women don't like cuckolds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*white*~~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing this much about celebrity relationships and getting caught up in your feelings over it is some real b***h shit. Didn't there were anon that real both Cosmo and Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, who then said that the scene was 'difficult' for the pair of them until they broke up a few months later.
      This sounds made up

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thira Birch had some plump juicy disappointing breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thora*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        those breasts were nice, what are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They always looked off to me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thora Birch has huge firm naturals

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >huge firm naturals
            Huge, yes. Natural, yes.
            But they weren't firm when she got them out in American Beauty, and she reportedly wasn't even 18 back when they filmed that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand. Is this a joke to point out the oxymoron of that other guy saying 'small, perfectly fine?'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look weird to me, but in theory they are fine. Plump perky but weird.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, as in, unusual, as in, better than usual? They're a masterpiece brother

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never liked them. Just not my cups of teatea. My opinion is subjective though so I am glad you enjoy them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in theory
          So many perma-virgins ITT

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have children. Her breasts are weird to me. Nothing in this world is supposed to be universally appealing and maybe you are just a thirst sex starved dog ready to lap anything up

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have children.
              doenst mean anything since most male betabux. is your wife someone you wouldve even jerked off to when you were young? probably not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. jealous roastie who is past her prime to have kids
                sad!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doenst mean anything
                It does when you call everyone you disagree with virgins.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must be a gay

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted the most infamous pancake breasts on Cinemaphile
    fricking tards

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The veneer of youth really propelled her. Never understood how anyone found her pug looking face attractive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ, I throw my tubes of toothpaste out before they get that deflated and flat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          joker really was insane

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          one oscar wasnt enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          joker really was insane

          one oscar wasnt enough

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    greta thunberg?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey now…

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but she’s cute and has a killer body.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close to the worst but I was surprisingly disappointed with how dark her nipples were. I never thought I had a preference in that regard but this scene made me realize

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      confirmed homosexual

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allah have mercy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the smaller breasts per se it's the scars that ruin it for me.

      no homo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Same with fake breasts. The scars underneath is a boner killer. Give me natty or give me death.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Elliot Page route

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking eyes man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Ashley Jones, why you would betray me? Oh wait, she would do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is an affront to God. unconscionable. unnatural. and evil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello fellow Cinemaphilezen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect figure
      >now has fricked up body symmetry and noticeable scars for the rest of her life
      I would like to believe all her simps jumped ship but I’m sure a bunch of those gays still hang around and pay her bills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my surgeon took out two pounds of tissue
      how weak are women that two pounds of weight on their chest causes "lots of pain and other problems?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just make your back stronger dumb b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breast reduction is a nice idea (because flat IS justice), but like all plastic surgery, the results just don't look natural at all.
      Especially when it's such a hackjob that leaves scars all over the place and makes you look like Frankenstein's monster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews will hang for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was venus on earth and was destroyed by israeli programming
      I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      :,(

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too soon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ man, too fricking soon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ruined it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen the second pic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid ass fricking b***h. These moronic chores deserve to have their skulls caved in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still up
      hurry up and do your fricking jobs you useless troony jannies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not porn for the sake of porn, nor repeated spam.
        Technically it IS against the rules, but is still on topic for the thread.
        If I was a janny, it would get a pass.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The joke is that troony porn stays untouched yet if someone posts anything negative related to Emma Watson it's an instant ban

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Threadly reminder there is no discernible physical or medical difference between SRS and a shark attack.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you kidding? Here’s all that’s missing for those sweet breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pancakes
      exactly. gross ass Black person.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love pancakes

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emilia Clarke was equally disappointing. For a series that's known for sexo the leading women were quite the let down.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the leading
      they all were moron. emilia was the best looking one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but wtf point are you trying to make? your reply doesn't make sense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > the leading women were quite the let down.
          they all were not just the main ones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. I never actually watched the whole series. I just looked for the nude gifs/webms of the popular girls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all have brainrot from porn. They have no idea what a natural woman's body is supposed to look like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know kind of off topic but at the time when I was dating my gf in high school for instance I thought she and a lot of the other girls I dated were mid but my gf in high school was literally Emilia Clarke but with shorter hair bigger boobs and a cuter face. Celrbrities are all ghouls, Emilia from this scene is like the hottest woman put on screen. Followed by like Bryce Dallas Howard in Jurassic world or some thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic. porn brainrot is looking at shit breasts and still getting aroused because you’re a complete cum guzzler with no self control. Normal men like normal looking breasts, not saggy and deflated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all have brainrot from porn. They have no idea what a natural woman's body is supposed to look like

        It's simply not a good ass. Hips are good, but flatter than even the average cardio bunny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk what to say other than you’re a homosexual
          literally goat ass

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Katie Macrath has the most disappointing breasts ever. Literal definition of pancake breasts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d use the rest of my maple syrup on those sweet pancakes

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i couldnt believe what i was seeing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oof they're sad in a way i didn't know was possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing, from the neck up, she looks like she would have an Ilana Glazer-type rack, but it's honestly one of the worst non-obese bodies I've ever seen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this broke me

      I can't even remember the scenes for these, but the disappointments still immediately rise up from my memory.

      What is a collective noun for a group of Staceys?
      >a pride of lions
      >a flock of sheep
      >a herd of cows
      >a shoal of fish
      >a swarm of bees
      A _____ of Staceys

      sorority

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was so fricking sad.

      big breasts but no ass?

      grim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's literally what no one else could believe they were not seeing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      puberty smacked her with the ugly stick unbelievably hard

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All nude scenes are pointless
    Get rid of them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All homosexuals and sjws are pointless
      >Get rid of them

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natalie Dormer and Neve Campbell are my top 2. Still would.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first horseman of the sad breastsocalypse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw those bitties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw those bitties

      https://naked.titis.org/uploads/posts/2023-03/1678089093_naked-titis-org-p-katie-mcgrath-nude-erotika-instagram-1.jpg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm, thanks for that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      https://naked.titis.org/uploads/posts/2023-03/1678089093_naked-titis-org-p-katie-mcgrath-nude-erotika-instagram-1.jpg

      how does it feel to so desperately want sex that you're just perpetually assblasted and angry?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's my wife you just posted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sad. Everything else is just 10/10

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydney Sweeney. They're saggy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah the shape is alright. the killer is
      >brown nipples
      a woman's twiddly bits shouldn't be shit colored

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    most actresses have mid breasts

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ScarJo. Like having my dreams crushed.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current gf has size G breasts and I would leave her for miss piggy Anne Bolyene in a heart beat
    A lone mosquito bite covered heart beat

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    coincidentally also had the greatest nude scene of all time. i still thinkin bout them beans.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My second pair. First was Kate Winslet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine was probably Under Siege which set the bar extremely high

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least kate winslet isn’t israeli

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I missed out on childhood by finding VHS’s of porn my parents had taped and watching them routinely since i was like 5. I don’t have a “first boobs” I have no idea I remember one of the porns I used to watch was a bunch of girls sitting around a table drinking some kind of psychotropic drink that sent them all on a trip that would let them see each other’s darkest fantasies mix of milfs and teens
        it could have been one of them idk…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casper’s ass made up for her breasts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, you're on the same team with literal homosexuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine, perky and cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you gay?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      butch hag

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this broke me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post reduction.
      she way past her prime here. lol.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best nudity in game of thrones is of non-white women

    white women are ugly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would and so would you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would, but social media was a mistake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a collective noun for a group of Staceys?
      >a pride of lions
      >a flock of sheep
      >a herd of cows
      >a shoal of fish
      >a swarm of bees
      A _____ of Staceys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A c**t of Staceys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a Snatch of Stacys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the best nudity in game of thrones is of non-white women
      The best breasts are of Melisandre, Tyene and the Actress Sansa, who are all white women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The handmaid that gets beheaded has nice breasts.
        There is a pornstar that has a striking resemblance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ros is slightly better than Melisandre.
        But, Melisandre is more all around sexy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch Black Book if you like her anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ros has pink nipples.

            Ros is also white so relevance?

            Ros has pink nipples.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nvm i agree with you

              Ros is way overrated, she was hot but she was way outshone by numerous women from S2 onward

              this guy is the homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Melisandre, Bad Poosy, Missandei, Yunkai prostitute, Whipsnek, Fake Sansa, Talisa, were all hotter

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who the frick was fake sansa

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The actress playing Sansa in the play in Braavos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those were pretty good.
                I found the stabby rum drinking actress hotter though.
                >You will never be a midget with a giant hot dommy mommy willing to stab you if you ever stray from her cuddling you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Perfect breasts, and hotter than Sansa actress

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes yes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but sansa never got naked

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She did in paparazzi pics. Crap breasts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but there were topless candid pics of her https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/A1EA952.jpg

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >white
                >beautiful face
                >beautiful breasts
                >no fat
                I'm in love

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad Poosy was way better tomboy style.
                I like tomboys, but we are judging based on looks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ros is also white so relevance?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ros is way overrated, she was hot but she was way outshone by numerous women from S2 onward

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stand by my assertion that her breasts were better than Melisandre's.
            I also assert that Melisandre was all around hotter.
            However.
            Smirkfu has a better face than either, but her breasts were a sad faded shadow of either Ros or Melisandre.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Missandei is about the only non white that qualifies and she's half white

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's rubenesque. it's what the natural female form looks like. peak working ass body

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kek, you're on the same team with literal homosexuals

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nameless slave from Spartacus

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have been tricked by camprostitutes before. they had cute faces but when they got topless they had the ugliest breasts
    anyone experience this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It’s my fetish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol not every girl looks good naked.a lot look better with clothes on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most body parts are weird looking unless you're overly exposed to them. If everyone walked around naked it'd be fine. You're just not used to it and you're way too picky about what people's bodies actually look like. If everyone had their ears covered you'd be complaining about ears when you saw them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most body parts are weird looking
          not really. sometimes, like usually under 25 for sure, a chick can have aesthetic body parts. like boobs, legs, ass, calvs, shoulders, face, head. like the perfect firmness, tone, shape, size etc.

          >. If everyone walked around naked it'd be fine
          if everyone walked around naked, i suddenly stop noticing aesthetics? like firmness of breasts? rounds? nipple color and shape?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If everyone walked around naked it'd be fine.
          if every girl walked around naked, we would be critiquing girls a lot harder cause instead of just looking at the bodies that they hide with clothes and 100 dollar haircuts and clown make up, we can analyze their skin, boobs and ass and everything that clothing covered up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No moron. You would critique them less because nudity would be normalized

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i see clothing everywhere. but some shirts look better. idk wtf youre on lol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have exactly two brain cells left and they only work one at a time

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt: bunch of roasties trying to convince us saggy breasts are attractive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love saggy tittied old ladies. That does nothing to alleviate the disappointment of waiting 30 years to see Neve Campbell whip out those flapjacks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there’s been worse posted ITT than Neve’s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Saggy" is just the shape of a non-surgical human breast. breasts don't actually "sag" until you're middle aged, and it'd lowkey be weird to have perky breasts at that age so who even cares. You have no idea how many porn-rotted morons I've heard say they think Sydney Sweeney's breasts are saggy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >breasts don't actually "sag" until you're middle aged
        Don't call my queen middle aged you freak.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a girls middle age is like 26 lol.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women live longer so women's middle age is objectively later than men.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Women live longer
              not really, they are worthless after 30. girls feel dead at 25.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How old are you, anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont worry about my age. i see girls hitting the wall at 22 non stop. i said 30 because i didnt want a bunch of anons arguing with me. but in reality, they wall pretty hard at 25.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your opinion is fine but boys genuinely wall at 17.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We realize that you are a gay pedo from your other posts.
                There is no reason to come out and say it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine not being attracted to teenage boys.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troony pedo is trying to dictate what type of boobs straight men should like
                the absolute state of Cinemaphile

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
                Kinda weird rewatching IT and realizing this dude anheroed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay pedo
                bit redundant innit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meh, there's always lurkers and tourists.
                I find that calling the weirdos out for what they are once or twice a week is minimal effort on my part, and leaves a traceable mark that this site is not as degenerate as the kiddy diddlers pretend that it is.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                17 years old aren't children, roastie
                all humans peak in their teenage years.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Males tend to peak in all areas 35-45.
                Just because a 17 year old guy can last 5 minutes of jackhammering, then be ready to go again ten minutes later and done 5 minutes after that does not mean they are at their peak.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I tip my fedora to you, good sir!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is entirely untrue. There's people with sagging breasts at 19, and people with perky breasts at 37.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing for you, maybe.
    Personally, I love pancakes. And hers look particularly tasty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pancakes arent bad once youve seen waffle breasts

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    marisol nichol's breasts were disappointing. in my early teens i used to fantasize about fricking her when watching vegas vacation

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >outside of stripclubs OP has clearly never seen a woman's breasts IRL ever.
    The internet has forced you into think everyone woman has a boob job. There's no hope for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're either an incredibly fat woman or a virgin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They've never seen a woman in real life. They probably think a photo of a woman arching her back with her arms in the air is what boobs really look like lol. You can have the healthiest bounciest boobs and they will literally sag because of gravity. That's how it works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wear a bra, you unwashed freak

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a firm believer that bras make boobs saggier over time. "Some" studies say no, but other studies showed a few millimeters of difference. It makes sense because not wearing a bra is like a light workout and your muscles are carrying up your boobs. A bra holds them for you and makes the elastics inside your body lazy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            breasts or gtfo prostitute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to KF

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Saggy" is just the shape of a non-surgical human breast. breasts don't actually "sag" until you're middle aged, and it'd lowkey be weird to have perky breasts at that age so who even cares. You have no idea how many porn-rotted morons I've heard say they think Sydney Sweeney's breasts are saggy.

      This. They've never seen a woman in real life. They probably think a photo of a woman arching her back with her arms in the air is what boobs really look like lol. You can have the healthiest bounciest boobs and they will literally sag because of gravity. That's how it works.

      Actual gays getting mad straight men are immune to pancake titlet propaganda.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show me what you think an AVERAGE young woman's boobs look like, so we can all laugh at you that you think that's average.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          look roastie. it’s not my problem your breasts look like deflated pancakes. straight men aren’t attracted to you but some closeted homosexual somewhere might be interested.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get a woman with breasts that look like your balls. Fair is fair.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >perky balls
              keep crying femcel roastie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want a man with nice tight balls that are up to his legs like it's cold. I'm not taking any sagging. Yuck.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So does everyone else? You are such a stupid cow it's unreal, and you don't even know how balls work.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a 5/10 5'11" and in shape with abs, and if I got rejected for this reason it would probably be the nicest rejection I've ever gotten

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So does everyone else? You are such a stupid cow it's unreal, and you don't even know how balls work.

                Literally have a nice day attention prostitute. go back to pinterest or tumblr

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda rude ngl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know the rules prostitute

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now I’m convinced you’ve never seen anyone else naked.

              >perky balls
              keep crying femcel roastie

              Quit talking to yourself troony. YWNBAW.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizo. theres two trannies larping ITT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They've never seen a woman in real life. They probably think a photo of a woman arching her back with her arms in the air is what boobs really look like lol. You can have the healthiest bounciest boobs and they will literally sag because of gravity. That's how it works.

      morons, there were nicer breasts in the same SEASON of GoT, never mind the same show. Why is it only when an actress has crap breasts that you suddenly bust out the "this is what REAL breasts look like?" line/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movies/tv are already cherrypicking the best breasts. If you see bad ones one tv, that's the best of the best.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you see bad ones one tv, that's the best of the best.
          I just said there were better breasts on the same season of GOT.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Movies/tv are already cherrypicking the best breasts.
          No, you're thinking of Playboy, anon. Movies have never picked "the best breasts" outside of cheesecake roles, the breasts are what the actress has. There's some good, some bad, many average.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is full of virgins complaining about saggy breasts lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatty

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > This thread is full of virgins complaining about saggy breasts lol.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one google or post tara reid's ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon, are you okay?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made another REC movie? Is this the same creature actor from the first one? I thought he had a condition that made him look like this and thus would already be dead.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're jesting but Javier Botet has Marfan syndrome, which given proper management has no particular impact on life expectancy.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Stone comes to mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to not be disappointed when they wait until they're 35 and had a kid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penelope Cruz’s still looks good

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this chick had a busted rack that shocked me a little. Why wouldn't she use a body double????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you even talking about?
      She has some of the best breasts in film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the scene was played for laughs, not sex appeal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what the other anon said, her breasts are nice anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot as frick in Under the Silver Lake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was equally shocked by how sad her breasts were and how amazing Micucci's were period let alone at her age.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      amazed me out of that duo, she's the one who looked awful naked

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your opinion is fine but boys genuinely wall at 17.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teri Hatcher

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt even know she did nude scenes? mustve been when she was 50+ lol. just like that Rhona Mitra who never got naked until she was post wall.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stacy Haiduk is and was superior to Teri Hatcher.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mustve been when she was 50+ lol.
        Film was from the mid 90s, so she was 30.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHEEEEEEEEESH

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post the catbox to refresh my memory? She was a great cast for Marjorie 🙂

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These were some very nice perky breasts. The scene is great too. An antidote to this thread.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ella Purnell

    Literally >put your bra back on plz

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