You can imagine her practicing this pose in the mirror for many hours, making sure every facial muscle and bone was exactly positioned: Zendaya has arrived
I guess it would depend on if you've seen the absolute brain dead shit he has posted on Twitter or if you understand how truly despicable Santa Inc. is. He should has his star of David revoked for the lack of subtlety in the subversive slop he manages to get made (somehow?).
[Spoiler] I still like Pineapple Express [/spoiler]
Why do people always say this? I don't particularly care for the guy but his wife was a nutso abusing prescription pills. Is it solely bc he wifed up a new b***h very shortly afterward? Or is there something I missed?
I liked Patton back in the 2000s. His standup was genuinely funny. Then he just kept on with the leftist politics and his level of smugness went into overdrive.
Same with Awkwafina. I remember one anon on here describing her as “sex on a stick” with an ugly-ass picture of her grinning and I couldn’t stop laughing
>I can’t fathom why he’s being pushed and put in several major films.
Because he looks like the most Mutt mutt to ever live. He looks like how they want future americans to look
I feel like I’ve been like him in the past. Just sort of bland and forgettable. I’ve made a conscious effort to be more personable, though, and I’m also not pretending to be a movie star.
cuz his facial features are inoffensive for a brown, he's also still brown enough to count for inclusivity points, and he isn't culturally a nog so a lot more people can stomach him
>hmm why did people like the detective pikachu movie >it must be because of the worst human actor in the whole thing, surely it had nothing to do with the pokemon >we must put him in everything!
hope that stupid league of extrordinarily black gentlemen movie flopping causes us to never see him again
>i'm confused yet eager >i'm shocked and in awe of what i'm witnessing
his only two states in film. he literally does one of these two things every second he's on screen
He's kinda everything wrong with israelites all pavkaged into one being, it's crazy really he had such an impact on the chilhoods of millions of Americans...or maybe that was the point?
>Getting robbed by nogs is part of living in the big city bro you might even get a christmas present if you're a good goy
I fricking hate this smug israelite so much.
I don’t get why he’s hated, the guys is actually funny and talented.
Probably said something mean about trump and these snowflakes homosexuals are still crying about it.
The funny and ironic thing is the term “snowflake” hasn’t been used in over a decade, but you were so traumatized by it that you’ve been using it as a “right winger are the REAL snowflakes” insult since 2014. In other words, you’re dtill crying about it. As always, left-wing ideology and projection are inextricably linked.
I think some anons liked him in Superbad and Pineapple Express (his only 2 good films) but then he got rich and famous and turned into complete butthole and betrayed his fans and Franco. Thats just a theory based on my own experiences.
That's a pretty good description of how I feel about him.
I liked him from Pineapple Express, but everything outside of that and super bad is both awful and annoying.
you posted him.
Your favorite actor.
Can Zendaya permanently frick off and never appear in another film?
I have never watched a movie with her but see her posted constantly on this board, is she really that bad of an actor?
She can’t act or emote and she’s not hot enough for it not to matter. Just like Tessa Thompson.
She's a lot better than Tessa Thomson.
That's too harsh, anon.
Unfortunately, yes. There’s also a general delusion online that she’s attractive. I have Zendaya fatigue
Thought that was eva mendez for a quick second from the thumbnail. Probably her most flattering picture
>Can Zendaya permanently frick off and never appear in another film?
Can Sarah Gadon permanently frick off and never appear in another film?
Cheers to that!
I’ll allow it.
You can imagine her practicing this pose in the mirror for many hours, making sure every facial muscle and bone was exactly positioned: Zendaya has arrived
> Zendaya has arrived
You should’ve used this gif instead.
That is a jpg
The gif was too big to post here unfortunately
Convert to webm?
These and Patton Oswald.
No. She's part of the psy-op to convince us that white beauty is ugly and mutt-beauty is the defining beauty.
>that white beauty is ugly and mutt-beauty is the defining beauty.
she looks like a small brown version of her white mom
He might be it, not counting late-night hosts. Do normies still find him to be charming and relatable?
I guess it would depend on if you've seen the absolute brain dead shit he has posted on Twitter or if you understand how truly despicable Santa Inc. is. He should has his star of David revoked for the lack of subtlety in the subversive slop he manages to get made (somehow?).
[Spoiler] I still like Pineapple Express [/spoiler]
i cant stand him even tho Ive never watched shit with him in it
HE 100% killed his wife and got away with it.
The Dream a Little Dream of Me poster is a nice touch.
Why do people always say this? I don't particularly care for the guy but his wife was a nutso abusing prescription pills. Is it solely bc he wifed up a new b***h very shortly afterward? Or is there something I missed?
He offended the chuds.
I don't see what tunnel israelites have to do with that.
fine so long as he's voicing an utterly pathetic wretch of a cartoon side character like the penguin in bojack horseman
my kids wanted to see secret life of pets 2 and i agreed until i learned he snagged the recasted leading role. frick that shit.
I liked Patton back in the 2000s. His standup was genuinely funny. Then he just kept on with the leftist politics and his level of smugness went into overdrive.
Gamergate changed him. He hasn't been the same since.
Patton old standup was great. Magician comedian and end of the world bits were fantastic.
>hurrrr weed
I hate this unfunny butthole like you wouldn't believe
This dude 100% offed his drug addict wife
why does this board hate him so, is politically active on x or something? Ive only seen him in justified and i liked him in it
Same with Awkwafina. I remember one anon on here describing her as “sex on a stick” with an ugly-ass picture of her grinning and I couldn’t stop laughing
She’s just annoying. I haven’t seen her do or say anything to push her into the truly hateable category.
Hating Awkwafina is morally correct.
>sex on a stick
she's a pork on a log at best
She’s just an Americanized Asian, so asiatic loving gays hate her because she’s not demure like their cumdump asiatic idols.
DUDE
This guy’s climbing the ranks. Jesus christ what an absolute charisma vacuum. I can’t fathom why he’s being pushed and put in several major films.
>I can’t fathom why he’s being pushed and put in several major films.
Because he looks like the most Mutt mutt to ever live. He looks like how they want future americans to look
He's British
Oh he's from a different white country? That changes everything then
Rami Malek is based bro
Don't even compare Rami to that dude
I feel like I’ve been like him in the past. Just sort of bland and forgettable. I’ve made a conscious effort to be more personable, though, and I’m also not pretending to be a movie star.
Charisma vacuum you say?
it kind of sucks that nolan felt like he had to cast a nog as leading man to get race obsessed bloggers off his back
this guy was fricking awful
Black actors that don’t suck at acting exist and Nolan casting Denzel jr will never not baffle me. He’s a net negative in every movie he’s in
>Denzel jr
yes, truly a mystery for the ages.
cuz his facial features are inoffensive for a brown, he's also still brown enough to count for inclusivity points, and he isn't culturally a nog so a lot more people can stomach him
>hmm why did people like the detective pikachu movie
>it must be because of the worst human actor in the whole thing, surely it had nothing to do with the pokemon
>we must put him in everything!
hope that stupid league of extrordinarily black gentlemen movie flopping causes us to never see him again
Dude is even the worst part of The Quarry and that game didn't have any likeable characters. He sounds like he has marbles in his mouth
He leaves zero impression. I forget about him when I'm not looking at him, same with his movies.
>i'm confused yet eager
>i'm shocked and in awe of what i'm witnessing
his only two states in film. he literally does one of these two things every second he's on screen
He's kinda everything wrong with israelites all pavkaged into one being, it's crazy really he had such an impact on the chilhoods of millions of Americans...or maybe that was the point?
>Getting robbed by nogs is part of living in the big city bro you might even get a christmas present if you're a good goy
I fricking hate this smug israelite so much.
He’s right in this instance.
If you leave something valuable in your car, it’s entirely your fault if it gets broken into.
That's psychotic.
Yes, it is. Or, as he phrased it, it's called living in a big city.
No it's the robbers fault. Stop victim blaming.
he's a very funny sir stop bullying him
DUDE CHICK WITH A HORSE UR NAME"S NOT MCLOVIN' (incoherent grunt)
He even looks like an old Hebrew these days.
Based. Just a reminder that millenials coming of age and getting power is the reason you'll be able to have some shoots or weed at a Cafe
I don’t get why he’s hated, the guys is actually funny and talented.
Probably said something mean about trump and these snowflakes homosexuals are still crying about it.
Smoking pot isn't a talent.
Blow it out your ass, Seth.
The funny and ironic thing is the term “snowflake” hasn’t been used in over a decade, but you were so traumatized by it that you’ve been using it as a “right winger are the REAL snowflakes” insult since 2014. In other words, you’re dtill crying about it. As always, left-wing ideology and projection are inextricably linked.
See you in November, sweetheart.
>”but you le left”
Every one of you homosexuals always parrot the same shit, so I’m guessing I was right.
>no argument
>i-i’m not a lefty
Common leftoid cowering. Boom.
>”but you le left”
See what I mean? You homosexuals have no other response.
Trump lost.
Brandon is almost dead you idiot.
You only needed a lich to sacrifice children during a cocaine orgy in the White House to do it.
I think some anons liked him in Superbad and Pineapple Express (his only 2 good films) but then he got rich and famous and turned into complete butthole and betrayed his fans and Franco. Thats just a theory based on my own experiences.
That's a pretty good description of how I feel about him.
I liked him from Pineapple Express, but everything outside of that and super bad is both awful and annoying.
was going to agree but
Bill Hader carries their scenes in Superbad
and James Franco's ad-libbing kind of carried all of Pineapple Express
I never liked Superbad and hated how much it was shilled.
yeah i only pretended to like it because my friends all did.
i thought the period blood bit was kinda funny and that's about it
He's a stereotypical stoner dude bro.
He's a douche.
frick off israelite
oh hi seth
go away rogen
"Look at me§ I put the last nail on Indiana Jones' coffin."
What's that thing on her head?
Her big head can't contain the darkness of her soul.
scars from being derezzed
That’s her face bro don’t be mean
Now she’s coming for tomb raider
why is her skin like that
is she wearing a people mask
Holy shit! That’s more people than were ever murdered by gas chambers in the Holocaust!
not hated enough
Why do israelites brag about genocide and then kvetch about their own?
Last Seth Rogen movie I saw was dumb money and it was absolute garbage
Unironically the most talented millenial hollyisraelite considering the success of the Boys and Invincible.
/thread
his best role was playing the scumbag in pam and tommy but as always he gave himself an outlandishly attractive love interest
That "things I can't live without" video of him made me despise him.
ZOG is too on the nose, Jonah. The goy will notice.