ITT: Movies pedestrians just wont understand
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t. civilian
this is exactly why it flopped. the average moviegoer just can't get their head around how advanced a comedian's lifestyle is. it's just a different way of thinking
why they call him the machine
you wouldnt get it, civie
Same. I want to know, but also don't want to know
Because he invented a story that never happened once
Because of his soulless npc humor.
>IM LE DRUNK
>crowd screams at 300 decibels like teenage girls
He just is, OK?!
Boring & unfunny. It's unfunny in a way that it gives you a feeling of pure hatred and made laughing impossible. I stopped at the 10 minute mark.
Good to know mark hamill likes to waste his time.
Both him and Segura are two of the laziest fricking famous comedians I've seen in a while. This and 69 minutes were fricking horrible. They're like the blue-collar comedy tour guys but for terminally online dumbasses who are desperate for friends who are also destroying their lives.
they are israeli and that's the only reason they are allowed on stage
If you have no talent, no amount of nepotism can help. Here's an example: there was a israeli director called Ralph Bakshi. He blew every chance he was given. Now nobody knows or remembers him.
An they're both millionaires,kinda makes you think
They're going to have to start selling their properties soon though. They've put in so little effort that their fan base, at least from what I keep seeing online, is getting sick of it. These dudes expanded too quickly and thought they would just coast forever. If they aren't careful they'll end up like schaub and be paying for multiple luxury items with dwindling cash.
How either of them became famous is beyond me. They were Jay Mohr flunkies for forever, and then Rogan became friends with them. Just being friends with Joe Rogan seems to be fricking pure gold for mediocre to completely talentless (schlob) comedians.
Segura had a kind-of funny standup special years ago, but during the whole thing he is waddling across the stage and is talking in an almost monotone voice.
You guys are losers. You don’t have to be, but you are. You civilians don’t have to feel bad about their situation just cause they have things you don’t.
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Even if this is a bit, it doesn't work. His "fans" don't seem to appreciate it, and anyone else just takes it at face-value and thinks he's a dickhead.
This entire statement can just be attributed back to him. He's not going to be able to control that people are talking about him not being funny. I'm not saying he should be poor I'm saying he should learn to write a fricking good joke
At least Segura is actually funny when he's not being an obnoxious prick
>At least Segura is actually funny
?
segura at least had 2 good specials, his first 2
bert has never been funny and his fake squeal-laugh is literal nails on a chalkboard. I don't know how nobody has slapped him upside his head on a podcast before when he's doing it. so goddamn annoying
That fat frick is really still just living off one joke huh?
The Car
i never laughed so little in my life
>gets audibly mad that people don't "get" his jokes on kill tony
anyone else think it's a little weird the russian mafia chick looks like a younger, hotter christina p?
>pterodactyl laugh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK
segura was never in any real financial danger like he makes it out to be when he and christina were living in some shitty apartment, a quick phone call to daddy always bailed him out. Why do you think christina was with him back then when she was actually a nice piece of ass and he was a toad? so its funny when he acts like he struggled
There isn’t a comedian alive who doesn’t like to talk about how broke they’ve been and the struggle coming up
burt kreisher is israeli
which is why he gets movies and specials and podcasts
try that with a white guy
The most cringe shit in the history of mankind, the dude is obviously a compulsive liar.
The funniest part of the pedestrian comment to me is that Burt is an incredibly mediocre comedian, so it's a moronic thing to say even if you get pas that part
>mfw civilians keep believing my fake and gay machine story and its my only bit so i keep having to add more fake and gay shit to it
why are civies so POOR bros???
>I'M THE MACHINA!!!!!!!!!!
>*slaps hairy belly
>THE FRICKING MACHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!