>ITT movies that are great but make no goddamn sense if you didn't read the book

>ITT movies that are great but make no goddamn sense if you didn't read the book

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >great
    Yes, although PT > 2001
    >make no sense if you didn't read the book
    No.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this post AI generated?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it wasn't. Why do you think that?
      2001 and the Prequels are both stories where a lot of deatil is left out of the movie.
      In the case of 2001, there is intentionally very little dialogue but even basic shit is never explained because Kubrick wanted you to to stand back dazzled by the spectacle of it all, rather than thinking of the logicistics.
      In the case of the prequels, they can actually be pretty dialogue dense at times, but even still, the internal mechanics of the Star Wars government are complicated enough, that it fails to do the story justice.
      I hate AI, and I want to know why you think my post is AI generated and not autism generated.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was AI generated because it's completely incoherent. You couldn't understand fricking Star Wars without a novelization? Are you joking?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You couldn't understand fricking Star Wars without a novelization?
          This homie is gonna pretend he already knew that being a Queen was an elected position that comes with term limits and that's why Padme is a senator in AOTC.
          Get tha frick outta my face, faker.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think they tell you in the movies but you're right, most people fail to even "read" the dialogues, which is one of the reasons the Prequels are such huge pleb filters.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so you're just autistic to the point that you can't watch anything without it being spelled out for you in BIG FLASHING BOLD LETTERS. How is the political system of Naboo an impediment to the understanding of the movies? What plot point requires you to know that? You're just someone who should have been medicated more heavily as a child.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How is the political system of Naboo an impediment to the understanding a movie that's trying channel ancient Roman politics and modern politics and geo-politics, all at the same time.
              wasted trips.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might just have schizophrenia, anon. If some hackneyed political theater backdrop Lucas put into his space opera distracted you from the extremely basic plot of the prequels, maybe movies aren't for you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. I'm siding with OP here. You're stupid and movies aren't for you in fact.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was able to understand the plot of Phantom Menace as a six year old without "having read the book", so I think I'm doing better than he is. Thanks for chiming in, though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you didn't. Chances are you don't understand it still.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I see, you're one of the people who likes to ascribe deeper meanings to popcorn media. You and OP were made for each other, I'll leave you to it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ah I see, you're one of the people who likes to ascribe deeper meanings to popcorn media
                Yeah. Not that Star Wars is just that but yeah nonetheless.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If some hackneyed political theater backdrop Lucas put into his space opera distracted you from the extremely basic plot of the prequels,
                It distracted most people.
                >tabled this motion is. Or is it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It probably distracted the adults who took their children to watch it, sure. But the OP of this thread would have you believe the movie is incomprehensible without having read "the book", something I can only assume he's conjured up in his fevered imagination.

                >Ah I see, you're one of the people who likes to ascribe deeper meanings to popcorn media
                Yeah. Not that Star Wars is just that but yeah nonetheless.

                I am happy that you are able to gain joy from that, genuinely.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am happy that you are able to gain joy from that, genuinely.
                You cynicism-poisoned midwits are truly the worst.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you think it's pretty cynical to assume my sentiment there wasn't genuine? We're not so different, you and I.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, your prior posts made pretty clear where you stand.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't you think it's pretty cynical to assume my sentiment there wasn't genuine?
                This statement implies you are genuine.
                >We're not so different, you and I.
                In what way? Being cynical? This implies you are not genuine.
                Is that anon cynical because he isn't oblivious to blatant sarcasm?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This statement implies you are genuine.
                No, the word "genuinely" at the end of the post implied that, anon. Reading comprehension is key. Not taking someone at their word seems pretty cynical to me. Where has your trust for your fellow man gone?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You decried the Prequels earlier as mere popcorn flicks and beyond that implied popcorn flicks are naturally meaningless. Both statements stand in contradiction to your presenting as mature.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You decried the Prequels earlier as mere popcorn flicks
                I wouldn't say "decried" really, that's just what they are. I like them a fair bit, but they're not particularly deep.
                > beyond that implied popcorn flicks are naturally meaningless
                Did I? All I've said was that they're not very deep, and certainly not deep enough to require outside material to parse. It seems this all stems from some desire of yours to defend the prequels as having artistic and/or intellectual merit, so more power to you there I guess.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but they're not particularly deep
                How do you define deep?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it matter? We're not going to come to an accord here, anon. You believe Star Wars: Episode I-III are deeper than the popcorn flicks they present as, and I don't. I'm not particularly interested in your viewpoint as to why you think that, and I imagine you feel the same way about mine. We're just talking in circles here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd genuinely like to hear. I see people say "deep" all the time but they can never define what it means. I think they're frauds is what it is.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but don't pretend to be dumb.
                Deepness is generally about exploring the reality of the human experience, so this includes stuff like realistic relationships, political commentary, philosophy and so on. Shallowness is about works that are self indulgent and please the most crude and basic human desires, so it's like a Michael Bay movie filled with explosions and boobs.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >exploring the reality of the human experience, so this includes stuff like realistic relationships, political commentary, philosophy
                So the Prequels are deep then?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first two you can make no argument for, the second two, no good ones.

                You're just being stubborn and contrarian at this point.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pick up a book, tard.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there 2 Padmes on the Attack of the Clones poster? It now looks like there's a giant Padme with a little Padme standing on her shoulder behind Yoda. It irks me

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're talking about the prequel novelizations?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Fun fact, Alan Dean Foster who wrote the book for kino Episode 4, also wrote the book for trash Episode 7

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prequels
    >great

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a dusty meme. Crusty almost.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using an old meme to push the lie that the prequels were not kino
      EPIC FAIL

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies came out first. But they somehow "left out" important filler that was written later for non-canon novelization merchandise.
    Lol.
    2001 was also based on the movie. You're not bright.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2001 was also based on the movie. You're not bright.
      2001 was based on a short story called The Sentinel (which is essnetially just the moon scene in 2001.)
      When Kubrick was ready to make the movie, he had Arthur C Clarke write the rest of this book while the movie was being made, so it's not really true that the book was based on the movie.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's irredeemable dogshit, it was so fricking trash that i had to stop watching. I couldn't stomach it

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a book for the prequels???

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the prequels are just as shit as the sequels. r/prequelmeme homosexuals need to go back

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the weirdest post this month I have seen. WTF are you even on about???
    The prequels are popcorn shit meant to appeal as a grand opera: noone could give less of a frick about midichlorians, the politics of the senate and galaxy at large, etc. etc. etc.
    If anything there's too much shitty exposition and not enough character drama and action in the prequels until you get to episode 3 which was at least decent compared to 1 and 2. In other words the point you are trying to make is not only invalid but absolutely nonsensical and backwards!

    As for 2001 I appreciate its tone and visuals and just general groundbreaking style that was ahead of its time. However the whole thing is a bloated piece of shit that would have worked much better as a 20 minute short film. Almost every scene not only drags on needlessly but is paced in slow motion and adds frick all to the movie. Again not a movie that would have really benefitted from knowing more about the story, it's still filmed by a pretentious c**t who's high on his own bullshit fumes: and I am saying that as a Kubrick fan!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from ending, everything in 2001 is pretty straight forward

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    original trilogy was shit
    prequel trilogy was shit
    sequel trilogy was shit
    some of the books were ok
    simple as

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