ITT movies that came and went with absolutely nobody noticing

ITT movies that came and went with absolutely nobody noticing

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this came out just before the brexit vote and there was a lot of media attention about the advertising campaign for obvious reasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >for obvious reasons
      Which were?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >film called independence day released at same time campaign to leave supranational organisation is happening and purdah is in effect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >purdah is in effect
          What

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brits regularly and unironically forget they are not Americans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, London needs a 9/11 2.0, London is the capital of degeneracy in Europe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        London is not even top 5 in degeneracy in Europe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        London didn't have a 9/11 1.0

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being very surprised Roland Emmerich is gay.
    Also, he made a Stonewall movie which made people seethe immensely because he replaced the black trannies that took part in the actual riot with hot white men kek.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trigger happy humans almost screw over the entire universe by shooting down the sphere robot's ship

    Unironically enlightened.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ID2 was spectacularly forgettable. I've seen it but I couldnt tell you what the plot was
    >something something Will Smith is vaguely dead
    >CoD Infinite Warfare space jets
    >something about cannons on the moon being important
    >giant queen alien chasing a school bus around a desert or something? Or was that the end of the Power Rangers reboot?
    >Brent Spiner is gay
    >the old israeli guy is in a boat
    >no destruction set-pieces because all the monuments are already blown up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait Brent Spiner was gay in that one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, came out of nowhere and served no real purpose.

        I don't even remember how it ended

        They defeat the alien queen by...firing everything at its personal shields until it gets overloaded and shuts down. All the other aliens instantly die when she does for some reason. Then the sphere alien reveals the location of a planet for refugees of the civilizations the aliens destroyed, and the humans plan to go link up with them and start pushing the aliens back.

        I remember thinking how the first film had this David vs Goliath theme, the humans defeat the overwhelmingly superior technology of the aliens through ingenuity and by being underestimated. In the sequel they beat the queen by just shooting it until it dies. None of the other alien races they conquered were able to figure that out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly what is going through their heads when making these movies? ID4 was such a serious movie in tone whereas the sequel almost felt like a comedy. What is the thought process behind all this where they go, hmmm yes this an acceptable product? The same thing with Matrix 4. It almost has no connection to the originals. It's so silly and out of place, yet it gets greenlit thousands of time through the process that brings it to the light of day. It's insane and it happens again and again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even remember how it ended

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what I remember
      >African Congo anti alien fighter plot that went nowhere
      >Jeff Goldblum was in it but don't remember what he did
      >massive alien ship the size of the moon somehow does not destroy earth for some reason when its gravity surly should have
      >president from first movie dies somehow
      >floating robot hinted as a 3rd film where they would take the fight to the aliens

      it has to have been the worst movie ever made

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the worst movies ever made.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a sequel to Train to Busan? I might actually watch it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, sadly it doesn't live up to the first one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't, it's pretty shit.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it bad?

      Actually wasn’t bad. The story was a bit weak and the “I’m really an agent” scene was stupid. But the stunts and action scenes were top notch. Really had my cheeks clenched.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This came out the same year as pacific rim 2. Both of them set up a part 3 where the humans would take the fight to the aliens, and neither will ever get made.

    Can anyone recommend me a movie where this happens?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TTGL

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was a stripper, now I'm a Doctor!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funniest part of the movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Omg I fricking forgot about this part. Holy shit. And then she dies in the stupidest way, le epic saving a baby

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does something this stupid get green lit. and this was before the world went super pozed forcing gay troony shit and calling you a bigot for not eating it up.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed that it was a disappointment

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just remember my friends having serious yellow fevor for the asian moon lady...that was this movie right?
    Also the ending with the other alien races. I thought that was a cool concept that reminded me of urquan masters so I'm sad we never got to see em

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the only time for me where a new thing has actually ruined the old thing. ID4 used to be one of my favorite action movies, after turning this off halfway through I can't watch the old one either.

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