ITT: Movies that literally EVERYONE likes.

ITT: Movies that literally EVERYONE likes. Movies that will always be met with enthusiasm by any type of person, no matter their age, gender, political views and so on.

I always have this problem where I want to pick a movie to watch with my family (I live with my mum and my gran). My mum keeps suggesting rom coms, while my gran is easily offended by any gore, fighting, etc. Problem is I hate 99.9% of rom coms, and I prefer more long and epic stuff, a la LOTR. Are there any movies that are widely regarded as enjoyable without being too niche, arthouse-y or overly offensive?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Bride covers all the bases.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE the princess bride. Tumblr: the movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >full head of lush hair
          >no gaypouch
          >happy, satisfied look always
          >never wore sandals in my life
          yep, I'm thinking BASED and TASTEFUL

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            not likely.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            but you're still on Cinemaphile like the rest of us so you must have something terribly wrong in your brain you dipshit Black person

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw it but reddit loves it so I automatically hate it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never saw it but reddit loves it so I automatically hate it.

        it predates both these sites by nearly 20 years wtf are you dipshits on about

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry about the soul anon. Maybe Santa will bring you one for Christmas.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >princess bride
      agreed

      O Brother Where Art Thou

      >O Brother Where Art Thou
      only true for men

      Id say Rush Hour. everyone likes Rush Hour

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Id say Rush Hour. everyone likes Rush Hour
        Rush Hour is mildly funny at best, Lethal weapon is better in every department

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          op asked for movies everyone likes
          i agree lethal weapon is better, but more people like rush hour

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inconceivable

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      /thread

      I HATE the princess bride. Tumblr: the movie

      >Tumblr
      AS....
      YOU.....
      WISH....
      You better have been PUNNY.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossibke because there will always be people that dislike something based on outward perception.
    It's hard not to like Forrest Gump but some people absolutely loath that movie.
    Maybe Babe.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its by no means perfect but manages to pull it off well, also has peak Paul Newman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally came to post this. While indeed not perfect exactly, it's excellent and a movie that pretty much anyone would enjoy.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fifth element mabye? Havent heard anyone say they hate it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the blue opera alien so much I can't bear to watch the movie at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay. The Opera is one of the best parts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I was actually considering that one! I'm still thinking of other options, though, since everyone in my family has seen The Fifth Element like a quintillion times already, ha ha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would suggest family movies. They don't have violence or gore. Things like Disney movies (Mulan, Hunchback). There are also plenty of older movies back from during the Hays code era of Hollywood, where "inappropriate" things had to be minimized to a large degree. They might even be nice and nostalgic for your grandmother. 12 Angry Men is just talking. Our Man in Havana is really funny.

      I can't stand Fifth Element. Too campy. Have never liked it, not as a kid, nor as an adult.

      Jaws
      Jeremiah Johnson
      Dances With Wolves
      Goodfellas
      Sneakers
      Die Hard

      Agreed for Dances With Wolves, but Goodfellas has at least one on-screen mafia murder

      It's pretty much impossible to find a movie that EVRYONE likes but you can probably find a movie that your familly will like.

      There are a few that I generally pick because they are fast paced and non violent.

      Big fish
      Catch Me if You Can
      Persepolis
      Phantom Thread
      Punch Drunk Love
      Maybe Titanic

      Forest Gump and The Fifth Element are decent choices too

      Catch Me If You Can is a good choice, same with Titanic probably, if the nudity and sex scene is acceptable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty much impossible to find a movie that EVRYONE likes but you can probably find a movie that your familly will like.

        There are a few that I generally pick because they are fast paced and non violent.

        Big fish
        Catch Me if You Can
        Persepolis
        Phantom Thread
        Punch Drunk Love
        Maybe Titanic

        Forest Gump and The Fifth Element are decent choices too

        Titanic is a dreadfully boring chick flick that is only noteworthy for Cameron being autistic about the flooding scenes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Titanic sucks ass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of moron watches Disney movies in their spare time?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you think you are? This board is obsessed with Marvel and Star Wars and they have meltdowns every time Disney does anything that looks woke to them. Most people here seem to only watch Disney movies in their spare time.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    O Brother Where Art Thou

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Point Break

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaws
    Jeremiah Johnson
    Dances With Wolves
    Goodfellas
    Sneakers
    Die Hard

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much impossible to find a movie that EVRYONE likes but you can probably find a movie that your familly will like.

    There are a few that I generally pick because they are fast paced and non violent.

    Big fish
    Catch Me if You Can
    Persepolis
    Phantom Thread
    Punch Drunk Love
    Maybe Titanic

    Forest Gump and The Fifth Element are decent choices too

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stardust (2007), the most universally "okay" movie in existence.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's solid but De Niro is gay in it though which might trigger some folks.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back to the Future

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandma watched “Sweet Home Alabama” on a loop for the last two or three years of her life. Like a little kid watching a Disney movie or something. Turns out it’s a decent movie

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shawshank Redemption
    Groundhog Day
    Indiana Jones 1 and 3
    Stand By Me
    Life is Beautiful

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shawshank Redemption
      hate that movie, it's just way too safe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Cinemaphile ain't no fairy tale

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stand By Me is good. Life is Beautiful is one of my most hated movies ever.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >watching Sweet Home Alabama for the 19th time with grandma
    >main character is fashion designer
    >her model friends include a smoking hot babe and a ripped black guy
    >grandma asks: what do you think about mixed race couples
    >I awkwardly avoid answering
    >”I don’t like it” she tells me
    >I smile and nod, not having the heart to tell her that the black character is gay and hooks up with a white dude in the movie
    I miss her and her casual racism like you wouldn’t believe bros

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might sound like a troll response but genuinely isn't. The Princess Switch movies are actually a lot of fun and something that could be enjoyed ny all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something that could be
      could be, BUT AREN'T

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might be surprised. I genuinely was at how much fun they are.

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  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the 90's A Midsummer Night's Dream is done well enough that even people unfamiliar with Shakespearean English can follow what's going on well enough to enjoy it. It's really one of my favorite movies ever and a wonderfully done version.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clue gets my vote

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Crystal, everyone loves muppets

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lego Movie
    Hot Fuzz
    Men in Black

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can look past the main character being played by a murderer and the main antagonist being played by a pedophile, this movie is a ton of fun that anyone can enjoy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even as a kid I hated it. Frick Ferris doing whatever he wants with no consequences while all the normal people get framed as bad guys for not sanctioning his tomfoolery.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's kinda funny but a fairly valid read of the movie. He really does frick over everyone around him, but I still enjoy it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked his Rube Goldberg body double thing

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody on earth dislikes Amadeus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of people hate oscarbait dramas and Amadeus is no exception.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that good? I never saw it because a friend of mine had the poster in their basement when I was a kid and it always freaked me out. Plus I wasn't into classical music much. Maybe I should check it out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have heard enough critique on the fact that it really exaggerates the rivalry between Mozart and Salieri, people may not hate it, but they might not like it

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go was really good and I think would appeal to most people.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    never seen dune, it just never called my attention

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