ITT: movies that were so misrepresented in their marketing campaigns that you wanted to sue for false advertising
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ITT: movies that were so misrepresented in their marketing campaigns that you wanted to sue for false advertising
what upset me is they didnt have enough kristen wiig. i want to frick wigg
I wanted her as a giantess shoving matt Damon in her pussy
I can’t believe they did nothing with the giant/giantess thing. Here you have people taking up space (albeit not much) in an economy they literally don’t contribute to anymore. Would’ve been interesting to see if some people rebel, don’t see them as humans anymore, and kill them like bugs or something
the Asian woman's voice was so goddamn annoying I couldn't take it
Can't believe their most romantic encounter was basically a "u ruv me rong time frick frick frick"
God I fricking hate this movie so much.
I legit thought it was a racist joke
I didn't realise she would be talking for the rest of the film
Literally this annoying girl
South east asians are the most annoying people imaginable
>ITT: movies that were so misrepresented in their marketing campaigns that you wanted to sue for false advertising
Youre literally talking about Yesterday
How was that one misrepresented?
Was it sold as anything other than "pajeet wakes up in world without Beatles and rips off their songs"?
I believe a class action lawsuit was filed because the trailer misrepresented the film so bad. It featured Anna De Armas, insinuating a big role for her character, and she was cut from the final film.
Idiot.
You're a gay
>THE FINSL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN LAURIE STRODE AND MICHAEL MYERS
>movie is about a new character we've never been introduced to falling in love and occasionally killing people for almost 2 hours
How was it misrepresented its a movie about him becoming tiny
>billed as a lighthearted comedy
>actually pretentious schlock that insists upon itself
Piece of shit movie. Yeah let's graphically kill the woman and her baby kid at the end too after they begged for ten minutes straight. Ruined my wife's evening and my chance at slamming puss that night
>didn't get a rapefu-wife
ngmi
More like He Doesn’t Cum That Night
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA HOLY FRICK ANON BTFO
>called Eternal Sunshine
>scenes take place at night when the sun isn't shining
Kaufman's anti-human subversive deconstructinism strikes again
Barbie
>ITT: movies that were so misrepresented in their marketing campaigns that you wanted to sue for false advertising
Mr. Poppers Penguins. Advertisied as a comedy kids film with Jim Carey and penguins. Actually a film about a suicidal cucked divorcee being alienated from his kids
>Mr. Poppers Penguins. Advertisied as a comedy kids film with Jim Carey and penguins. Actually a film about a suicidal cucked divorcee being alienated from his kids
"For his part, Carrey looks tired and bored, his once elastic face now forcing the farce through a mug riddled with wrinkles and sagging jowls. He is harried, and not just from getting shit on every few minutes. You can read the angst over his future film viability in every arch move, the “I hope this plays in Peoria” sense of all or nothing acknowledgment. In fact, Carrey seems to be making a subtle, subliminal bet with the more tuned in members of the audience, suggesting that, if we go along for this particularly putrid ride, he’ll go back and do something substantially better ASAP. It’s hidden behind his otherwise exasperated glare, glimpsed in sequences where he faces off against Landsbury and/or Gugino. "
https://www.popmatters.com/143741-poppers-penguins-are-pathetic-2496001407.html
"There is also some weirdly bland courtship by which Mr. Popper attempts to persuade Mrs. Popper to return.
Of more interest may be the blessed event when the penguins produce three eggs, a tipoff (given penguin mating habits) that three of the six are male and three female. You could have fooled me. Two eggs hatch. The third does not. That is the movie's tragic low point. Mr. Popper seems more distressed than the parents, or perhaps Carrey is the better actor."
https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/mr-poppers-penguins-2011
The film that actually ended Jim Careys career
>The film that actually ended Jim Careys career
At least it was actually about penguins I guess
Astounded it took 20 posts for this
What was misrepresented about this? All they needed was a Kangaroo named Jack.
The kangaroo is just a kangaroo. The trailers make it appear he's an anthropomorphic speaking character and a main character it revolves around, by taking a hallucination scene of him wearing clothes and rapping the characters have on drugs and presenting it like it's real and representative of the overall film.
The real film is a not particularly kid friendly crime comedy, the kangaroo is only a macguffin.
this
and it's still a mediocre movie at best
I think this and Pink Panther are the worst criminals for this thread
Is this the best/worst example ever?
Even Pink Panther, you watch the trailer and get an idea what the movie is about. KJ, they do every possible thing surrounding the movie and marketing to lie to the audience what it is about
ENTER
I remember when he kissed the Asian woman when she’s unconscious and I was like “uh…the frick?” And it’s played romantically
>when he kissed the Asian woman when she’s unconscious and I was like “uh…the frick?” And it’s played romantically
.......yes??! what's the issue again sweetiehoney? pls explain
You will never be in a relationship
>You will never be in a relationship
>some weirdly bland courtship by which Mr. Popper attempts to persuade Mrs. Popper to return.
my bf loves when I molest him in his sleep and when he wakes up all sticky
why is a 40 year old israeli guy in high school? also he's a piece of shit why am i supposed to be rooting for him?
Oh wow, it's Matt Damon who plays Paul Safranek in Downsizing, didn't know about that when I came across the macro/micro fics...
https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Downsizing%20(2017)/works
>Not one single moment of giantess kino
Incredible...
When your wife is bringing another man on dates with your kids what you really need is a Penguin that has a miscarriage inherited from your own alienated and dead father.
This utter fricking garbage.
it’s about a lil homie and clocks, what were you expecting
with no prior knowledge you'd think this movie poster meant a cool action movie huh
The comic was so dogshit, I'm actually shocked it got made to a movie
You mean its not about a girlboss killing giants 5x her size with a glowing magic hammer?
How is this false advertising? He shoots him, don't he?
Now, The Assassination of Richard Nixon on the other hand
Except it actually does happen it just takes 2 hours for it to happen.
Kino film either way.
>trailers made it seem like an adventure movie about a girl going on epic journey with a historical backdrop
>the actual movie is just a telenovela episode about a girl and her mommy issues
It's literally just Freaky Friday with bears
god this was so shit lmao
I only watched this movie because I have a ting for girls with Scottish accents
Also Julie Fowlis rocks
It was a lovely film and my daughter very much enjoyed it. Shame Disney does not make good films any more.
>Went to go see some movie with my friends when I was 16
>One dumbass who looked like he was still 11 forgot his ID and this was the only film they'd let us see
I'm still mad I actually wasted money on this shit. Luckilly the theater was empty so we just spent the movie talking shit at least.
Its a nice film for small children why are you still posting?
I went and watched it because it was co-written by Steve Purcell.
I don't know what's worse, whether his input was ignored or if this was actually the best he could do.
Gotta be Alien cubed, no?
My mom took my very sheltered 10 year old brother and his 10 year old, equally sheltered friends, to see Stepbrothers in theaters for some reason.
She was very mad about how dirty the movie was. Not really sure why she thought it was a kids movie though.
FRICKERS!
And no, there were NO rating warnings!
What were you expecting
Spanish Disney