ITT: movies that you cant criticize without the boomers losing their minds.

ITT: movies that you can’t criticize without the boomers losing their minds.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in 'Nam and let me tell you, it wasn't like this at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual ‘nam vet here. Platoon is the most realistic vietnam film

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I was in 'Nam, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of rape in those vietcong tunnels and then me saying "It's okay, you're filled with sense of freedom now."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in 'Nam last year and it's a very nice country

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite part of vietnam is how the knuckle dragging villagers still have fade haircuits

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this movie and wish it were longer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Said no one ever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, Coppola did, and that was a disaster on its own right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Said me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until I tell you there's a 5-hour workprint cut of Apocalypse Now. But the quality is so bad it's like watching a deteriorated VHS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        such a shame

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sound of music
    >jaws
    >star wars a new cope
    >it a wonderful israelite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original bladerunner.

      All kino

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a great movie though. Among the best ever made and easily the best movie Coppola has made.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chariots of Fire is supposed to be this great movie, but its the most boring shit imaginable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original bladerunner.

      Has good Vangelis tunes though

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original bladerunner.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THINK YOU SO BAD homie HUH

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to criticize, I dare you to name a single flaw and no Brando's weight is not one of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      45 minute plantation scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very important so that Americans who went through the public school system can find out why the war really started. I know I'm a better man for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know the history behind it but I, like everybody else, knew the war was pointless. Didn't need a 45 minute history lesson on something that was already established both in the movie and in real life. Especially when that completely kills the pacing of our descent into madness, you know, the actual centerpiece of the movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It insists upon itself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole surfing side story , cringe as hell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the fact that Kilgore had an autistic fixation on surfing was actually pretty good comedic relief. Incredible how that filtered you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slow ass mother fricking pacing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be 18+ to post on this site

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s bed time gramps. Log off.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking moron if you can't appreciate Apocalypse Now, brain rotted zoomer

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    full metal jacket > platoon > forest gump > tropic thunder > deer hunter > the episode of king of the hill with the ww2 and vietnam vets > apocalypse now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Full Reddit Jacket in first place
      Anon…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bootcamp scenes are reddit personified. that's the only part of the film reddit actually likes because of funny drill instructor man. they all hate everything that comes after as soon as Nancy Sinatra starts playing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon no one wants to see a bunch of young men fight over who gets the hiv ridden asiatic pussy first. first half of fmj mogs the second half.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sniper encounter/ending is the best part.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              +1 upvote

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the road trip aspect but the ending was moronic.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only watchable scene in APOCNOW

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopper plays his Apocalypse character in this and kidnaps a fat dude
    https://letterboxd.com/film/oc-and-stiggs/

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