itt: movies you can't watch again

itt: movies you can't watch again

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me going to college in 2009
    >Fight Club
    >Donnie Darko
    >Dark Knight
    fug.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, this was me graduating college. Also
      >Trainspotting

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, loved it as a teen, then having spent a lot of my early twenties around real life Laura Palmer types it just bothers me too much now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that movie for me too. just the most depressing shit I've ever seen even though it's fantastic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, I mean it’s just trauma upon trauma upon trauma. Absolutely incredible movie, but Jesus, just makes you feel horrible watching it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything with Sasha Gray.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the Truth or Dare movie with Trailer Park Boy star Ricky?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sasha grey is a wholesome twitch streamer now

      Good for her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sasha is a legit demon or some shit. She has some of the most smutty shit known to man, im talking this woman would scream wild shit as you were drilling her butthole, and yet everyone treats her as the most wholesome former prostitute to ever exist. Modern women WISH they could do what Sasha did by being a total prostitute and then getting off scott free and being fully welcomed around conservatives again. I cant see any pornstar being as beloved as Sasha.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen Sasha Grey perform, whether in something normal or in porn. Everyone always talks about anal which is gay and disgusting so I've never been interested in seeing anything she did.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most her porn is anal so that makes sense you won't see her and most of her non porn work is either voice acting or a 5 second cameo. Woman is amazing though, she REALLY gets into the shit she used to do. Sasha is one of those women who can intimidate you a bit because she's just yelling at you to treat her as an absolute prostitute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the goal of democracy is to normalize porn and sex, ie putting women on pedestal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boo fricking hoo tradlarper homosexual.
        Sasha was extremely good at her job and people respect her for it. That's all there is too it. Maybe gay porn is more your thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think his anger is misplaced. I don't like that she found a career outside of being a prostitute and other people enable her to pretend like it didn't happen.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all Marvel and DC movies.
    The Matrix

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matrix trigoly
    LOTR trilogy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulp Fiction and Clerks still hold up.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having pulp fiction on there ruins it. Switch it for something else like Blow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats because you are dumb

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Change is so scawwy yet necessary

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't make me sad if I'm sad all the time.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched fight club for the first time when I was 20 and I hated it. Never saw it again.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just watched pulp fiction again not too long ago. dialogue is still excellent and hilarious

    get fricked homosexual

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do these movies get around to addressing how after 'woah girls, college and first real job', you 'grow back' into appreciating the toys and games you liked before that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew out of "I'm too adult for TDK and Pulp fiction" phase after a few interactions with homosexuals who dick ride canonized filmmakers like Godard and Kubrick. It ain't all that. Maybe Herzog was right, we shouldn't over intellectualize cinema.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kubrick doesn't deserve to be grouped with pseuds like Godard, his movies are actually fun to watch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. He has a good sense of humor. His fans are insufferable though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not because that isn't "appreciating" your past it is hiding in it because adult life is something kids aren't being prepared for so they run back and consume shit they shouldn't. Understood your loves from your childhood are "fine" but not worth dedicating your life too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hiding
        projection, cope, and delusion.

        Do you want to make more basedboys?
        You're supposed to acknowledge it but not be a complete moron who worships product.

        I absolutely do not give a frick whether there comes to be "more basedboys" since it will not affect me in any way and since my own actions do not actually affect this, it's not even appropriate to give a single seconds consideration to whether that's good or bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that homosexuals like you double down on stupid shit by saying "hurrr it's my choice! Frick you". Yeah moron, and crackheads who shoot up behind 7/11 say the same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to make more basedboys?
      You're supposed to acknowledge it but not be a complete moron who worships product.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you moron cause that shit is childish too. Why the frick would I throw away shit like video games and anime to come back to it when it's far less enjoyable.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *watches all the early Adam Sandler movies again for the 30th time*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the big three for me. waterboy, madison, gilmore.
      not so much his other trilogy. deeds, big daddy, uhhh. eight crazy nights? never liked little nicky.
      i'm saving the wedding singer for a rainy day when the wifi goes out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've liked little Nicky and Happy Gilmore. Never enjoyed Madison and Waterboy.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Lord of the Rings. There is a lot of impressive bits that aged well but going back it just isn't the same and almost feels cheap at times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking about giving it a rewatch lately but I just know it won't have the same magic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the fight scenes has aged pritty badly. Obviously all the Legolas scenes are shit but even the ones you'de think you would remember fondly like the fight with the cavetroll at Durins tomb is filled with Marvel tier choreography

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grow up with thing
    >heh... I'm too OLD for thing... thing SUCKS
    >actually, thing was pretty good

    stage 2 makes for the worst Cinemaphile posters

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can watch all of those to this day.
    I'd probably say movies like Garden State, Scott Pilgrim and especially 500 Days of Summer.

    Never date a Manic Pixie Girl, you're going to want to have a nice day.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino films in general. I used to love them as a teen but the older I got the less I could watch them.
    Kevin Smith films can be added to that too, with the exception of Mallrats. maybe it's just nostalgia but I still like it
    I haven't seen Fight Club in years so I don't know.

    the Nolan Batmans I still like. I'm not even a big capeshit fan but they still hold up for me. it's capeshit so you can't take it too seriously.

    Oldboy is alright, who doesn't love crazy Chinaman revenge flick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way with Tarantino and Kevin Smith. I think it made me feel "smart" to like them as a teenager

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick ever liked or watched Clerks? Gigareddit soibois that’s about it.
    Also I like all the stuff from when I was a kid more than ever now. This meme could work for something but I just watched Pulp Fiction like 2 weeks ago.
    Maybe it should be
    >South Park
    >Pokémon
    >U2
    idk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Park
      >>Pokémon
      >>U2
      You probably still like the classic iterations that you liked before though, it's just the new stuff that's shit.
      Like a year ago I set up an emulator to play pokemon shining emerald (fan patched emerald to be a bit more difficult and enable you to acquire everything that otherwise would require online/trading or limited time irl events) and it was a ton of fun. I banked my starter and used a Magikarp as my starter instead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I mean I would still play the older generations of Pokémon and I’d watch some older south parks like seasons 3-9 or something. And I do still like the Disturbed cover of Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals will post this and think they're "mature" because they watch shit like The Boys.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superbad. It feels awkward as frick watching this movie after high school. Same with Pineapple Express.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      High school movies have a time and place, this is probably natural. Don't want to become one of those weird 40 year olds obsessed with Breakfast club, knowing all the factoids and trivia.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only movie I liked at one point and can't watch anymore is Napoleon Dynamite. And I was still like 14 or 15 when the movie started becoming uncomfortably cringe the second time I saw it.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino in general. It doesnt help that he became less nuanced as a director as he got older. Literally just make wish fulfillment shonen animes now. Kill Bill is where he peaked imk, and I havent watched anything newer than that more than once.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not finna boutta google it 'cuz one of you know
    whose the porn chick where she pushes a worm back into her anus?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars for me.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jessie is clerks 'cuz 37

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all know some others on that list
    >City of God
    >Le Haine
    >Fahrenheit 9/11
    >any Michael Moore movie
    >any Fassbinder movie

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