ITT: One-hit wonders

ITT: One-hit wonders

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd one hit that wonderful piece of cooch if you catch my meaning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Premature ejeculation is a b***h

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see two wonders tbh

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got diagnosed with aspergers after I wore a Devo shirt to an appointment with a therapist and they called Devo a one hit wonder and I spoke uninterrupted and aggressively for 40 minutes about how it’s not right to call Devo a one hit wonder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like an awesome fricking person and i'd love to be your friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like your therapist was pissed he had no argument

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh absolutely. Yes your average person would only know Devo for “Whip It”, their “only hit” that charted at number 14, but if you asked them but I’m willing to bet a lot more would quickly recognize “Uncontrollable Urge” as soon as they heard it due to its many appearances in film, television, video games, sporting events, etc. This is to say nothing of the many songs of theirs that got MTV airplay in the 80s but were not technically “hits” because of how Billboard organizes their charts. But if you do want to go by billboard charts what do you have say about “Working In The Coal Mine” which hit number 43? No it’s not a massive hit but consider how something like Modern English’s “I Melt With You” is considered one of the quintessential one hit wonders of the 80s but it only charted at number 78. So why would that be considered a hit and “Working In The Coal Mine” isn’t? Also Devo’s influence is too vast to be considered a one hit wonder. On paper Jimi Hendrix and The Grateful Dead are one hit wonders because they technically only had one hit on the charts but no one treats them as such. Other than Kraftwerk, Devo is arguably the most important band when it comes to influencing the sound of 80s synth pop. Would the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have thrice nominated Devo is their influence was minimal? No. Also Devo still draws crowds. They play big theaters. When they do festivals they’re one of the top billed acts. Not many acts, much less one hit wonders, have that longevity. They still kick ass live, see them before they die. I will also defer to Weird Al Yankovic who for a half century has been the arbiter of what music is “relevant” in the mainstream. In 1985 he released “Dare To Be Stupid” a style parody of Devo’s music and music videos. “Whip It” was 5 years old at this point. Why would Weird Al release that as a single unless Devo was still relevant? They’re not a one hit wonder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          k

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based and musicpilled

          Chumbawamba is another one of those bands:

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I find Chumbawamba’s days as an anarchist punk collective affiliated with Crass very interesting. And while I do like Tubthumping, I know many people hate it but frick them, I think I like They Might Be Giants version a little more and I’m not even really a TMBG fan. The gang vocals on the chorus do wonders for the song.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I find Chumbawamba’s days as an anarchist punk collective affiliated with Crass very interesting. And while I do like Tubthumping, I know many people hate it but frick them, I think I like They Might Be Giants version a little more and I’m not even really a TMBG fan. The gang vocals on the chorus do wonders for the song.

            You guys are both my friends whether you like it or not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Working In a Coalmine
          WHEW my body sweatin' now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They actually do that voice in the song

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know, it's one of my favorite songs of theirs. Gates of Steel is also kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I'd lock myself to a radio station if you were the DJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crack that whip!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but please explore their other music

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what do you think of Beautiful World?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            One of the best songs on New Traditionalists. I have an original pressing that I got for 10 bucks a few years ago.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I would unironically hang out with you and listen to devo records while getting druk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEVO had a number of hits though. It was just taboo to actually like them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It was just taboo to actually like them.
        Me and the boys listening to Devo in secret because it’s still illegal in 37 states and the Supreme Court won’t come through for us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are not wrong though. They are a very established art-group.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know but it’s not all bad. I could probably get neetbucks if I want, I don’t need them though. Makes me wonder how many people got diagnosed with aspergers just because a medical professional was mistaken about something and called out on it.

        Based. I'd lock myself to a radio station if you were the DJ

        Thanks.

        I would unironically hang out with you and listen to devo records while getting druk

        Buddy I’m listening to black midi right now but I’ll switch to Devo, Duty Now For The Future, and we can listen together. Anyone else interested can join in too.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like two-hit wonders.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      coconut milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thirsty just looking at her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jungle asians > east asians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Polynesians aren't Asians

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's neither.

          idc about genetics, they look the same thats enough for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are, dumbass. They are from Taiwan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's neither.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gtfo monkey lover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dated a few Flip chicks. They're nuts. Fun though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love brown girls so much bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      M I L K T R U K
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jug City!
      Woaaah mamma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moana is a bloody good flick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're Welcome is better.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for "people"/"Americans" who prefer body over face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incel detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Face and body are on different scales

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts so huge they jiggle from the force of the water
      brehs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's only 5'3". very lucky she could have easily been a 6'1" fridge bodied goblina. Her dad must look like a fricking god

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >5'3
          I think I have pineapple fever Bros.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            most Hawaiian girls are fricking LARGE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name? More?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see two hits.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cravalho was born in Kohala, Hawaii,[1] to Cathleen Puanani Cravalho, of Native Hawaiian descent, and Dwayne Cravalho,[8] of mixed Puerto Rican, Portuguese, Chinese, and Irish descent.
    by every metric she should be la creatura but GOD DAMN look at those breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the magic of mixing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder if she realizes she's lucky she didn't get any of her mom's side of the family's facial or body shape genetics otherwise this b***h would've been lookin like a talkin fridge with SPAM sandwiches falling out of her mouth

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Friday.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      id go down on that friday if you know what I'm saying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be looking forward to that weekend, weekend, baby

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stripes like that frick my eyes up

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's shout

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tiktok teens have arrived in the thread

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more mixed race giant breasts please

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sheeeesh. i want to get my tiny widdle white wienerlet lost in those bazongas. i want to thrust weakly a few times before busting a tiny little baby load from my tiny white pecker and her not even noticing my poor whiteoid existence due to her cavernous melons

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