>My power is to erase you from existence when i look at you
>"No LOL"
I need more examples of this shit, preferably not just something like the Penance Stare or the Lasso of Truth.
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In Heroes in Crisis Harley Quinn fights Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman simultaneously and not only wins, but somehow escapes from a man with auperhuman hearing and vision.
King's mechanical dialogue is a good match for Mann's traced artwork.
>Ben Acker, Ben Blacker
Huh.
Acker and Blacker wrote that? But they write Sparks Nevada and that was decent.
This in my personal opinion is the worst thing that DC did
Not any worse than this
Shiva wasn't taking it seriously, gets back up and absolutely destroys Huntress, IIRC. Her friends have to interrupt the honor duel with some rules lawyering to save her life.
The text literally says she didn't win that fight .
But that's literally the only blow Huntress manages to land in the entire fight, the rest of it is Shiva beating the shit out of her, and that was with Shiva being reluctant to fight but doing so out of a sense of duty.
Harley Quinn was a mistake
Did she keep that piece of Kryptonite as insurance? Also, isn't it really radioactive?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
DC's continuity is fricked and no one cares.
Pure bullshit. Don't get my wrong Batman is bullshit too, but we all know that he has undergone training sense late childhood. But Harley and Joker, no. They should not be on his level.
I could see Harley possibly pulling this off, but definitely not with Diana there. Why is Wonder Woman just standing there doing nothing?
Harley quinn has been fully sold out to the normies. like a race change for 'diversity', but they did it to her personality instead.
i love stuff like this. reminds me every time i come here why i dont read dc or marvel anymore. over time you forget how much the writers actively hated the source material and fans
She went from a tragic joke character to a Deadpool 2000
I fricking hate tom king
Uranos has the excuse of being the big dick overlord that spent tens of thousands of years building an armoury of tech to answer every threat. The only mutant that was a threat to him 1 on 1 was David.
Legion was weakened at that point wasn't he?
Thought they could have just went and asked Nate to beat him, given he effortlessly one shotted legion.
This was before Xavier fricked with his power but he's been generally weakened since his revival from spreading himself thin by maintaining a massive pocket dimension in the astral realm and the recent revival by the Krakoa method making the voices quieter. Even then Uranos just "won" the fight by claiming he could stalemate David long enough for his machines to kill everyone else.
Legion had been weakened before he even stepped foot on krakoa, remember how they found him as a brain in a jar
Massive cope there x-gay.
>too moronic for the lasso to work on him
i love bizarro sometimes
It's more like the concept of truth being too foreign for a person from a realm where everything is inherently false, because in the regular world every fact is inherently true.
>/misc/ > lasso of truth
So as long as you believe a lie, you are stronger then the lasso?
I guess if it's all-encompassing without even the slightest bit of doubt whatsoever.
The penance stare not working on the Punisher
Has the penance ever worked on anybody besides some generic mooks? I feel like the penance stare exists only to inevitably fail as a cheap plot device to try to legitimize a threat. Whenever ghost rider is around and the writer wants a bad guy to seem tough it's just "ohh even the PENANCE STARE didn't work on him this is the most evilest guy!" It's exactly why i can't take ghost rider seriously. He's not just the biggest jobber in Marvel but arguably the biggest jobber in comics
>Has the penance ever worked on anybody besides some generic mooks?
Galactus, in one of the cartoons.
There was once a time when "don't frick with the Penance Stare" was on the same tier as "if he be worthy" on Mjolnir. Your defense was not to be hit by it.
Then Jason Aaron happened, and it's been all downhill from there
this is now a thread of ghost rider jobbing with "muh penance stare"
failing on Venom
I can see the Penance Stare not working on the Symbiote due to it being alien.
failing on carnage
failing on conan
Horrid art.
Being a fan of any cape character is foolish.
Priest sucks.
you wound me and speak the truth at the same time
What was the explanation for rthis?
Conan has no time for magical bullshit
Conan is too based.
This is an incredibly dogshit page. Keep Conan out of capeshit.
I really like how Conan respected Doom far more than Strange because Strange was just a wizard, but Doom likes to swing himself a club from time to time.
>Conan respected Doom far more than Strange because Strange was just a wizard, but Doom likes to swing himself a club from time to time.
>Strange was just a wizard
I know it was Jason Aaron writing and should be ignored but Strange tried his hand a being a battle mage for a bit
Conan was with the symbiote so thats what the penance stare looked at not conan
and last but not least here's thanos basically using it to jerk himself off. Being a Ghost Rider fan is humiliating
Damn
Thank you for the ARRGGHH compilation
you think he ever fricked it
You forgot that one time it failed on Ms. Marvel
*sigh* where did it all go so wrong?
why the frick would the penance stare fail on a superhero?
That one was embarrassingly cringe
"I'm sick and tired of apologizing and feeling guilty!"
That's not how that works b***h!
Well actually maybe that is how it works considering it always fails...
It didn't fail she just tanked it apparently. She clearly reacts to it and Robbie comments on her withstanding it. As oppose to the punisher not even feeling it. I'm sure if that is better or worst than the not feeling guilt ones.
I'd argue that's worse, because it makes the Penance Stare seem super weak compared to Captain Karen.
Man that's some 304 logic right there Captain Karen. Maybe if you led an existence that didn't merit punishment this shit didn't happen.
But whatever. 304s gotta 304 and Captain Karen gotta live her best life and get that body count up to beat She-Hoe.
This is why you never give your character the ultimate "I WIN" ability in an industry where writers are routinely shopped around and replaced with other writers
Your character is just gonna become the stepping stone for everyone else to show off how cool they are
Thanoswank is so fricking cringe
I fricking love the punisher, that third panel is the reason I got this punisher tattoo
That's the gaygiest thing I've ever seen
you don't have mirrors in your house?
God, these are all so embarrassing.
I'd suggest that the writers involved should suffer the penance stare themselves for this, but it probably wouldn't even work on them.
Penance Stare not working on things that don't regret their actions is moronic because it makes it basically useless on anything worth using it on.
The Penance Stare, specifically; does its thing to people who have specifically harmed the innocent. Frank tends to reserve the harm he gives out for the decidedly Non-Innocent. Penance Stare jobbing to Him at least, makes a degree of sense along with most Superheroes. and heck, Conan.
Venom makes less sense. He could check out with "He's paid his penance and became a hero" passing muster.
Carnage makes none at all.
Thanos is insulting but obnoxiously on brand.
I think a good fix for the Stare is to make it a sure kill finishing move with Ghost Rider having to physically hold down the victim and maintain eye contact for a while so he'd have to actually win the fight to finish them off and makes certain villains hard/impossible to pin down due to just being too goddamn strong and ban all writers from making characters tank it beyond "never harmed an innocent"
I'd add a "dont use it on other Superheroes, idiot" caveat, myself.
Hold up. I remember this. It didn't work on Frank because Deadpool used an angel feather to confer Divine protection upon Frank from infernal attacks like the penance stare. Later it worked on him after the protection wore off.
>It didn't work on Frank because Deadpool used an angel feather to confer Divine protection upon Frank from infernal attacks like the penance stare.
That's just a widely propagated theory (it was never stated to be the case in-universe) but it's as good an explanation as any.
Thor gets killed by Absorbing Man
"IRL" Thor is far from immortal, is that not the case with comics Thor?
Superman isn't immortal either, doesn't mean he gets killed by Catwoman.
The Absorbing Man is not just a guy though
he's a filler
He can absorb the properties of Mjolnir, just because he's usually treated like a mook doesn't mean that he always has to be one, especially when given the opportunity to become extremely powerful.
Are you seriously comparing Absorbing Man to Catwoman? Just how casual are you?
In Marvel, when goes die, they are reborn. They are different people, but also the same.
This is why Loki could run for president. When he was killed, he was reborn as a child on American soil..
Isn't Absorbing Man a Thor villain? If he's not meant to be a genuine threat to Thor, then why is that the case?
>Although that's one hell of an arrow, to not only go through what looks like a steel helmet, but also impale him on the wall.
Ollie did carry three superheroes via a long rope arrow while riding atop a supersonic jet in flight once, IIRC. People talk about Batman being superhuman but Ollie's got some shit too.
Thor fans want Thor to never, ever lose to anyone, because Thor is the bestest and strongerest and greaterest hero and how you tell is by how he can beat up everyone forever.
Classic Thor despite crazy feats loses a lot though, it wasn't until 80's that he stopped consistently losing to Hela for example. The issue is that Asgardians are now jobbing all the time to random shit, like Odin can't beat Jane Thor even though less than ten years before that he could completely disable Mjolnir with a word.
How have we started this thread with a scene from Ewing's X-Men Red and nobody's posted the scene where Ewing forgets what Vulcan's powers are so Storm can beat him? Suddenly Vulcan's power changes to just fire that can be put out by rain.
For context, IIRC that scene was from one of the minis set in the Old Man Logan timeline, where almost ALL of the heroes job and get killed, not just Thor. Seething about heroes dying in an Everyone Dies AU takes a special kind of stupid.
Here you go. I think the worst part of this is how it was only a thing during this fight. Vulcan is arguably more bullshit than every turning off people's power at will when he fought Tarn and attacked the Shi-ar. But against Storm its just fire spam. Plus he of all people gets accused of not being creative with his powers.
Everything about Vulcan was a mistake
He's still the best Summers brother though.
You forgot the best part, where he controlled the Nova Force to stop Nova just blitzing him and tearing his head off.
But that's just general Xwank.
>omega
>omega
>omega
Christ alive shut the frick up with this shit.
So he lost a 1v4 fight effectively, but also had his powers partially ignored and an idiot ball up his ass? I feel he did pretty good all things considered.
Fricking horrible.
That's the problem with characters having complete manipulation of a particular element, force, or concept.
I'm honestly just shocked this coomer outfit came into being in this day and age.
Ultimately, even the most competent writer must have characters forget how their powers work when dealing with capeshit. There are just too many established characters who should reasonably be able to resolve whatever the current plot is immediately, to say nothing of all-purpose i-win characters like reality warpers.
Be that as it may, when you've spent months building up to a battle that your readers are hyped up to see, you need to meet expectations and deliver, not cop out with something like that Storm vs Vulcan fight. Also there's an important difference between characters forgetting some of their abilities in a story and the writer literally getting the nature of their powers wrong in order to make their defeat work.
I agree, and many fights are pretty disappointing because characters should reasonably be doing something more effective but simply aren't by writerly fiat. Getting a power wrong is especially annoying, though in fairness a lot of superpowers are "wrong" in that they don't behave how their claimed effects would actually work and are really just different-colored magic.
That's just shitty Aaron Thor & Aaron fans. Real Thor fans car about the journey & overcoming it's obstacles after they throw you down
The issue isn't Thor losing to absorbing man it's him dying in one hit and absorbing man casually absorbing chaos energy.
For the second time this thread, that scene is from a "villains win, everyone dies" AU. It's a timeline where Wolverine and Hawkeye are about the only heroes left alive. Everyone else jobs and dies. Complaining about this Thor death is like complaining about Wolverine getting tricked into killing all of the X-Men in the same timeline by insisting how many of them should be able to beat him. It's just one of those stories where most of the heroes have been killed off. If you don't like those stories, just don't read it, but don't complain about the deaths like they're canon jobbing from the main continuity.
Yes anon, that was moronic, the entire Old Man Logan timeline is moronic. That is the point. You could post everything from Old man Logan and it would be moronic and fit in this thread.
My point is that it's an AU. There's no point to getting angry about character deaths or defeats in an AU like that. It's like posting deaths from Injustice, or from some random issue of What If? where everyone jobs. It's just not the same thing as the main canon.
Anon absorbing man was a spiderman villain absorbing man is a threat because he can literally absorb anything he's absorbed the immortal hulk's gamma radiation bullshit and got his regeneration/immortality stuff
>Anon absorbing man was a spiderman villain
No, Absorbing Man was created as a Thor villain. He's just fought Spider-Man a few times because most notable Marvel villains do eventually.
Oh really? Never knew
>Anon absorbing man was a spiderman villain
Jesus Christ you dumb bastard don't say shit that can be easily proven wrong. Absorbing man got his powers from Loki and has fought Thor (and Hulk) more times than he's fought Spiderman. I get that that Marvel Knights comic was formative to you but it's not all there is
Sorry anon I never read any Thor comics so I never knew
So why even fricking talk about it?
That’s not jobbing. Absorbing Man has always been a primary enemy for Thor, Hulk, and fought off entire Avengers lineups.
>Anon absorbing man was a spiderman villain
Why even lie? What does that do for you? Fighting him two or three times doesn’t make him his “nemesis”.
really egregious
ITT: Anons don’t read comics so just post characters losing without understanding the concept of a jobber
Drax pulling a bullshit out of his ass to instantly kill Thanos isn't Thanos jobbing?!
It's not bullshit, but Annihilation just plain sucks ass.
Drax was literally created to kill Thanos. He was specifically designed to be able to do it.
This isn't the first time Drax confronted Thanos. All those previous times that Drax confronted Thanos, Drax got slapped.
Drax pretty much always put up a good fight. It’s not shocking that he’d finally managed to get Thanos.
Thor losing to a throwaway is 100% jobbing
Absorbing Man is conceivably one of the most powerful characters in Marvel, he's just such a fricking dumbass that he doesn't know what kind of power he wields.
But I agree, Thor jobs way too fricking often.
Black Panther putting Silver Surfer in an armbar
Prometheus, whose gimmick his is innate knowledge of the abilities of heroes, apparently didn't consider that Green Arrow might shoot him in the face with an arrow.
Fricking Robinson.
I like the artwork at least. Although that's one hell of an arrow, to not only go through what looks like a steel helmet, but also impale him on the wall.
And honestly from this page alone it doesn't seem that bad, it says there that he studies their tendencies and Ollie definitely tends to go for the non-lethal approach, killing someone takes a big toll on him.
>Ollie definitely tends to go for the non-lethal approach
If Ollie had shot him with a non-lethal arrow would it make a difference?
Well the helmet sounds like a good idea to stop a boxing glove, but then again it didn't work that well against a normal arrow
>"What're you going to do, shoot me?" — Guy who got shot
>Wear a helmet
>Doesn't protect shit
>"I guess we found out his weakness. Bullets."
"I am sure to win because my technique is superior"
Even if I'm to accept that a man who has the strength to lift multiple tons can't break a judo hold by a normal guy, what's stopping Surfer from melting Panther with the power cosmic?
>what's stopping Surfer from melting Panther with the power cosmic?
Surfer not being an evil little edgelord who kills people just because.
This is so fricking stupid, a fricking 5 year old can't hold an armbar on an adult
I remember hearing how the guy who wrote it got so butt-blasted about how people were mad about it and said "Silver Surfer's just pretending to be moronic guys read the story and stop being racists!!!!!!"
>Silver Surfer is just pretending
Wait, then why does Panther think it will work? He seems pretty confident on the page
I honestly forget the author's exact words, but I think it just means that Black Panther is so full of himself that he thinks his trick will work and an armbar is enough to stop the Surfer, and the Surfer's going along with it so that Panther will let something slip - like reveal information the Surfer wants.
Since Surfer doesn't immediately just power out of it Black Panther thinks his super black hax work.
It was just really stupid and I think the author realized that but couldn't admit "yeah that wasn't my best idea, sorry guys" but instead he went "black rage! black rage! i hate every comic-reading rayciss honkey deyuh iz!"
>"black rage! black rage! i hate every comic-reading rayciss honkey deyuh iz!"
Considering your post he's pretty damn right assuming you aren't a lying homosexual
>like reveal information the Surfer wants.
If only Surfer could read the fricking minds.
Yeah that bullshit, the armbar is the highlight but that entire fight was clowning on surfer.
and of course the next bit is the arm lock
According to the old super strength chart, Black Panther can bench 800 lbs, while Silver Surfer can bench at least 250,000 lbs. I think someone more than 300 times the strength of a grappler can break that hold, even with human physiology.
It's even funnier because I just looked at the page again and BP only has one arm pinned and is doing nothing about the other one. So it's even more moronic because there's nothing stopping Surfer from grabbing or blasting him with his free hand.
Literally the next scene has Silver Surfer state he was faking and getting Black Panther to monologue for him.
To be fair Reverse Flash was ambushed while distracted.
Do either of these Really count Flash's power have always worked liked that.
It is when writers also gave Speed Force users ftl speed and reflexes and have shown Speed Force users become aware of something and avoiding it, the moment it come into contact with their body.
This would have been avoided by giving speedsters the weakness of only having slow motion reflexes when they are calm and focused or running, and these reflexes taking some seconds to activate. But for some reason comic writers are generally allergic to giving weaknesses to their characters
Superspeed should have limitations but for some odd reason, writers don't want to give them any weaknesses. Having realistic weaknesses to me is cool because then speedsters have to be more creative and prepare to use their powers.
For example, I always thought it would cool if a speedster had similar problem to tiger beetles. Tiger beetles run so fast they temporarily blind themselves. When moving at up to 120 body lengths per second, their environment becomes a blur as their eyes can't gather enough light to form an image.
I always thought that was s cool limitation for speedsters that they move so fast, their mind actually can't keep with the speed, forcing them to either stop and realize how fast and far or going at certain times, or calculate the distance and speed they're going before they act, and only going one direction to do so.
Have Zoom's ear things always looked that fricking stupid, or did this artist just frick them up?
Because I always thought they were, like Flash's ear wings, pointing backwards. Here they look like a T.
You’re right, they always look like Flash’s, it just depends on how the artist does it.
90% sure you can legit stab thee Flash to death if you can get the drop on him. He's fast, but you can only avoid danger you see or know coming Hyper-focusing can get you killed.
this whole scene is fricking nuts
hawkman should've been able to tank everything he hit him with, that struck me as really egregious
>This metahuman with enhanced reflexes could never react fast enough against me
>but these regular joes with guns could
Either you're moronic or the Flash character is moronic.
That time Tim took over for Bruce and got zeroed by some random mooks.
Clownforce strongest force there is
The entirety of Dragon Ball.
>oh, you made a barrier of fricking TIME ITSELF, let me just physically crush it with my HANDS
Super is not Dragon Ball, it's a fanfic.
It happened in Z too.
Z is not Dragon Ball, it's a fanfic.
Happened in on OG too.
Only the first page of the original manga as printed in its first tankobon release is Dragon Ball. Everything else is exploitative fanfic slop coasting on that kino's legacy. Dragon Ball canon is very serious business, like Sonic canon.
>he is filtered by CHADiyama
KWAB.
When?
>Vegito being turned into candy while retaining his power and sentience
>Super Buu screaming his way out of separate dimension
There are probably more examples, but these are the first that came to mind.
>Super Buu screaming his way out of separate dimension
I liked this one because it fits Buu's character. He can defy the laws of reality through pure autism.
Not a Z thing but it's still silly that dragon that can resurrect the dead, make people immortal and bend reality to his will can't harm king piccolo or the saiyans because they are too strong.
In super they explained that there are types of magic, destructive and constructive. That is why the existence of the gods of destruction in addition to the common ones.
The thing you kind of just have to accept about Dragonball is that having more ki than your opponent means you can just sort of do whatever the hell you want. If you want creative application of and working around powers, don't watch Dragonball.
Beings in DB can ignore concepts if they are strong enough like Zeno lolnoing Zamasus immortality like nothing
she was never supposed to be bulletproof and invulnerable at least
Wonder Woman has a weakness to bullets.
>even the shooter is surprised it worked
Blood doesn't work that way
Don't most speedsters fall into this category? They can literally kill most people in hundred different ways before they have time to react because most of them move at the speed of light aka the speed of information/data or faster, yet they act surprised at characters who don't have their power or can cancel it as if their perception is WAY slower than their peak speed and this gets exploited,
For example, characters throwing marbles at the floor or setting up object in the way of the speedsters, and the speedster character either gets hit by the object or trips, even though their powerset should make them able to perceive time way slower than normal and should avoid those kinds of incidents.
i reckon they don't move at light speed all of the time. it's considered a special milestone way too often in speedster comics
>Because I like to wa-AIIIEEEEEE
Williamson is a dogshit writer.
Also, I hate Pasarin's faces.
wait who is that guy?
Johnny Sorrow, originally a JSA villain I think?
Anyone who looks at his face immediately drops dead, and it even nearly killed a blind man who couldn't actually see his face.
He almost killed himself when said blind man later showed him a video of his own face.
wtf
I think one of the things that has helped the rehabilitation of Aquaman's rep is that he has some fricking cool villains.
>he has some fricking cool villains.
He has one cool villain, Black Manta. Orm is pretty generic.
Who is pettiest. Black Manta or reverse flash?
Black Manta
Thawne is pettier, but Manta is more full of hate
Plus Thawne generally has some kind of reason for hating Flash.
Black Manta just hates Aquaman to hate Aquaman. Every justification he tossed out later ended up just being bullshit he made up to frick with Aquaman.
I feel if Manta had Thawne's power, he'd start at the end of Arthur's natural life, and kill him, and keep travelling back one day at a time, killing him over and over until his hate boner went away, or he winds up killing his parents on the night of conception.
Probably RF, simply because he can time travel and frick with Flash when he's a kid.
He has Black Manta and Ocean Master, that's fricking it, those are the only ones that people recognize, and no writer ever bothers with his other classic villains.
To be fair, you should NEVER invent a character whose power is so OP that the story would end the second they show up
One Punch Man
Excellent example to reinforce his point
So superman was a mistake?
I implore you to read a Superman comic.
>telling someone on Cinemaphile to read comics
every appearance of Sam Nova in champions.
Do Dark Multiverse variants really count? Those universes are flawed by design.
Why Flash is such a jobber bros
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Everything is wrong with that.
You sound like a manchild.
I'm not the one defending terrible capeslop.
You are though. Clearly you consoom a lot of capeslop.
Uni-power Peter getting killed in Spider-Verse, but it’s okay, Uni-power Miles wins all by himself the next time around 🙂
Sometimes all you really need to defeat Kryptonians is some good kung fu.
I mean, Alfred pulled it off without the super suit, just took some herbal suppliments.
Really? Because based on Deathstroke's dialogue there it sounds like he's using some kind of tech. You wouldn't happen to be omitting context, would you anon?
speaking of Vulcan. Surviving Black Bolt's voice. He never had regeneration before this fight and hasn't done it since coming back.
It's harder to get mad at an event villain getting a power boost to go one on one with a hero as OP as Black Bolt, to be honest. Vulcan doing this was why people were expecting him to just get back up after Tarn killed him, but Ewing chose that day to not be a continuity autist, and had him die for real and come back in a cloned body.
writers have no fricking idea what this dudes powers are supposed to be. Might as well be a general reality warper.
Which is worse, Batman wank or Joka Baybee wank?
This is fine, fear toxin isn't magic like the penance stare and has no reason to be as effective on people with abnormal psychologies, plus Joker is clearly affected by it but simply recovers quickly.
>ONE KICK
Why so obsessed?
Is it really wank when the acid bath realized his worst fear and broke him forever?
No job like a crossover job.
The Joke is immune to Scarecrow's fear gas and can resist the Martian Manhunter's telepathy because he's just so CRAZY.
What's wrong with that? Isn't cosmic power like Hulk kryptonite?
No, this is good actually. If Hulk could beat Dormammu, that'd be nonsense
Isn't the whole point of this scene is that Ghost Rider is unconscious so the spirit of vengeance who he gets his powers from just nopes Hulk?
Ghost Rider isn't that powerful. Other characters significantly more powerful than Ghost Rider jobs to Ghost Rider and make him seem more powerful than he actually is.
is Dormammu, a being that is comparable to skyfathers like Odin and Zeus at the height of their power. Dormammu significantly outclass Hulk.
>Doctor Strange also stated, that when Zarathos takes possession of the Ghost Rider, the Ghost Rider's powers are, for most intents and purposes, boundless and "God Like".
>Johnny Blaze is one of the strongest and most powerful beings on the planet, while the Ghost Rider, is for all intents and purposes described as boundless in power to the extent where the Ghost Rider was able to defeat Doctor Strange in battle.
Meaningless statement. During that same era, writers claimed Vulcan was beyond Omega Level Mutant and potentially more powerful than Galactus. Writers love to talk out of their asses to wank off a character and portray them as a creditable threat.
The same Zarathos that lost to Mephisto?! The same Mephisto that always loses to Doctor Strange, Hulk, Thor, and etc when they fought?! Zarathos is powerful, but he isn't that powerful.
>We have Lobo at home
>Superman fans being mad that Clark doesn't win every fight again
Posting Bat-wank is basically cheating.
>Juggernaut only invulnerable where covered by armor
You might think "Well Shatterstar has a super-sword", but notice Feral is raking the piss out of him.
For shame. Todd.
Christ, that entire right hand side. I can't believe people ever liked McFarlane
He should've stuck to baseball
>The ol' Kryptonite Keychain
You can’t just not include Vulcan jobbing to light rain
god every time with this fricking pic, I'm chocking
Context?
Edit where she was turned around. But otherwise, really no context but Cho being Cho.
That's Ultron, but took over Tony... and decided to look like Janet van Dyne or something? It was a terrible arc.
Context on this?
This looks like ultron is going to suffocate her to death with its ass
This doesn't look like jobbing, yes magicians can be really OP but at the end of the day most of them are glass cannons, you can kill a human magician with a shotgun if you catch them off guard
I didn't like how imps went from being goofy toon force creatures that didn't take anything seriously to being generic reality warpers that fear other warpers.
Drax is literally designed to kill thanos you casual.
I miss marvel pre2011
So, what exactly causes this issue and how do they go about fixing it?
I don't know how you guys read so much capetrash.
I just stick to the good 20th century stuff
We hate ourselves that much.
It's funny how supergays act like their character doesn't have the worst wank in the entire industry
At least Superman is not just a human without powers.
You could probably fill the thread with just the Joker.
Every time a reality warping villain jobs to a bunch of non warpers (or worse just one), warpers usually have negative IQ because their best plan to fight a hero is usually doing a bunch of bullshit attacks that can be dodged by the heroes instead of just blink them out of existence, also even if the heroes have reality warping resistence for some reason the warper can do something like turning the floor to liquid or reverse the gravity to defeat the non flying characters, changing the atmosphere composition to defeat the characters that need to breath and so on.
Also why the frick do entities that can virtually do anything decide to have a "true body" instead of wishing "being everywhere", that could have save the ass of multiple event villains.
Reality manipulation is basically the capeshit power that capeshit writers give to a capeshit character because the capeshit writer is unimaginative and wanted his capeshit character to the the most powerful. What it does instead of doom that capeshit character with reality manipulation to a life a mediocrity and irrelevants where the capeshit character with reality manipulation exists only as a plot device and never do anything meaningful nor contributing to the story.
Just look at majority of the mutants with reality manipulation, utterly irrelevant. Usually removed from the ongoing conflict so that there is actual drama and the character doesn't instantly resolve the conflict.
The simple solution is to do what they do with Wiccan and have his variable competence be an in-universe problem so he can work as a normal wizard character until the plot is ready for him to solve it with hax. Not the ultra morono Tini headcanons like has fricking MP or some such shit.
Would You elaborate about Wiccan power and weakness? I gotta agree Marvel has a lot of reality warpers
I... Like that
At least the idea of 5d imps bending characters and abilities to make batwank real, because they're the embodiment of readers (like what myx's son did)
Gonna need some context for these because they look fine out of it.
Eh, Ora Serrata losing to Uranos isn't really jobbing. Remember, Uranos is an Eternal; a creation of the Celestials (the god-like beings that created reality itself). It's totally within the realm of reason that he'd have some built-in anti-reality warping frickery.
X-homosexuals just mad that the non-mutant didn't bend over and fold to the mutant.
As far big bald villains goes Uranos was pretty damn fun.
>Uranos beating the Arrakko's ass literally changed their perspective on the world
I will love Uranos forever simply because he beat Magneto's stupid fricking smug homosexual ass god I hate Magneto so fricking much
It would have been more enjoyable if he just died, but Ewing couldn't even do that right, he kept fighting without a heart and then made an awful OOC speech before he finally died.
II havent been caight up with X-men. dont get it, the Mutants are the same stock as the Araki, is she blaming him that they got beat by an Eternal, when the Araki were previously beat by a Demon in the Otherworld?
Every powers Silver Surfer and Galactus have.
There was a time when writters knew they could do other things that shooting lasers.
I remember this. Spidey beat the dog shit out of wolverine in the next issue before sleeping it off. He wasn’t effected by this in the slightest.
>AAAAIIEEEEEE I’M SORRY SPIDER-MAN!!1!1!1!
>OWCH!!! OWCH!!! OWIE!!! STOP IT YOU’RE HURTING ME!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE SAAAAAAVE ME CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!
Penance stare jobbing is so dumb
>I don't regret anything
As if a fricking demonic punishment would ever be based on any amount of guilt rather than supernatural judgement you for your actions
jonah hex shooting superman with moon rocks is just funny. Honestly astonished he's still allowed to dress like a confederate
Is that all of Mars on fire?
That one page of Thanos Wins that implies Thanos beat the living tribunal in a fist fight.