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You go first OP
the grout looks like it needs a good scrubbing anon
Super Size Me
Why are all watches designed for fat people these days? How hard is it to make a fricking 36mm diver?
I've got a 40 year old 37mm seiko. Quartz, of course. I'm not a fricking moron.
Maybe its cus u a faken wristlet
Any good options for us wristlets? Im looking for a mechanical diver for the tropics, because I have the feeling that the "waterproof" classic Casios actually dont like 3bar that much. (I know 200m is the first "real" diver, but the casios are only 50m)
Not really, no. Basically the only good options are vintage watches from the 70s and 80s, back when they made watches for men instead of hamplanets.
yeah thats my idea as well, get a couple nice old watches. Those seem to be more in the 36mm range, while nowadays youll be hard pressed to find a 39. I thought about a TAG Heuer 2000, but the automatics are pretty steep. Quartz is still pretty "cheap" as far as watches go, so its an option.
this
i'm so much of a wristlet that i have to use one from the 60s
What films do Brazilians watch?
Only the best kinos
For me, it is Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003).
Dunston Checks In
planet of the apes
american werewolf in london
helps im listenin to warren zevon rn
based, whats your favourite (other than Desperadoes under the Eaves)
listenin to Jungle Work a lot lately, but Lawyers, guns and money is my fav and what made me discover him
Harry and the Hendersons
kek thought someone put a watch on a dogs paw
Beauty and the beast
CHIMPANZEE THAT
MONKEY NEWS
Boomer thread
https://imdb.com/title/tt0098354/
That's some Flintstones shit right there
but can you wear it on your wrist?
my 600 pound life.
wait lb = pound?
What else, dumbass?
You tell me. You're the one using goofy measurements.
this is my daily driver
I’m wearing one in silver rn
what do you mean "in silver"
Most days for this beaut ... switch between this and my Air King
is this a pig's foot?
I would actually believe if any roasties were on this board they are probably fat with an iwatch. Not Architect fat either, like Dr. Now fat.
You're a Big Guy.
sup /wt/
How is this image possible?
liquid retention
Okay BUT still
this is very moronic
lim 8 9 :DD
Why bother making this and not making it accurate...
in English doc?
THEY'RE FRICKING OUR PUSSIES
>lim(8)
>8->9
>13.86
>cos(x)
>2.71
>3.13
>1.83
>8.39
>6.28
>0.19
>4.17
>nonsensical
>9.86
>84.81
this watch is hilarious it's completely nonsensical
kinos for this feel?
fast and the furious: tokyo drift ?
Adaptation
Ai need a watch?
I really like the Sinn MOP watch. Not enough to buy one though, frick those prices.
what is the difference between standard 556?
What're you, poor?
I don't see any point in spending more than 50 bucks on outdated garbage timekeeping tech like automatics. And I also don't see a point in a watch without day/date at least.
i want a Rolex so bad but this is what it would look like on my hands
It can't possibly be even close to being that bad.
I only know that on my 6.3 inch wrist, a 42mm looks comical, at least to me.
same here
god i hate my wrists
I'd rather recommend one based on your rig, KW is based.
>Over the Top (even tho he has a Pete)
>Think Big
>Convoy
The frick would anyone need that many gauges for?
Tractor trailers have air brakes, several of them are for different pressures. Those are the ones that are different anyway. One is oil pressure and another voltage. You actually have most of the same stuff in your car but they made it an "idiot light" instead of a gauge because most people don't know what gauges mean anyway. So instead of gauges in a car you just have a light that comes on that tells you to go get it fixed.
t. diesel mechanic
Why yes I am a meme watch enjoyer
Hideous
Old hand wound cartier wannabe shitter
Squale are based, I wish they used more old designs without memetina
I'd cop one but they seem overpriced for what they are tbh
Looks like something you get off Wish
I don't like this thread.
I get the same vibe from attempted shaming threads on Cinemaphile
The marketers are evolving
what is this thread marketing
an archaic status symbol for materialists
chill down diogines
im pretty sure you own a cup, so stop being hypocrite
So why you wearing green you black and tan?
an object to drink out of? what’s your point?
you could use you hands to drink, just cup them
why do you need to own an object for it?
>comparing eating/drinking utensils to a redundant item of pure vanity
Almost israeli levels of pilpul. The Diogenes canard is your creation anyway
i don't have a car, or a watch
im not a moron npc
Is it even possible to live in the states without a car?
Only in San Francisco, Boston, or NY
plenty of bike lanes in nigerdelphia
Give me a recommendation
no
Stop being an autist.
>Thinkpad
>F91-W
you got meme'd on by Cinemaphile.
Many such cases.
It's an f84w which is a Japanese version of the f91w
>thinks Thinkpads are a meme
Enjoy your anal fisting, queer.
Must have struck a nerve.
F91 is one of the ultimate classics, cheap, beautiful design and reliable.
You are too much of a zoom zoom to know the reliability of this, design is perfect and it was used by certain groups to make bombs (which shall remain nameless, glowie frickers).
This is the 1911 of watches.
>timeless, reliable, used as a bomb
thats not a 1911, thats a glock
>Jungle Work
very nice choice. LGnM is great too, probably his top 3 most popular for a reason. Roland is great, and the entire Learning to Flinch live album is a treat if you havent checked it out yet. Also "The Envoy".
yeah excitable boy in general is a great album I even got it on vinyl for $20 AU shame I never really play my records though
>I even got it on vinyl for $20 AU
whats that in not mickey mouse money?
>shame I never really play my records though
you should, its very relaxing
I got most of his stuff, Im missing some compilations I think (also no remasters, sadly)
Got a real steal and bought mosto f his discography for about 40 bucks if I remember correctly, now I got WZ twice
got it years ago off some small stall set up on the street outside a music/bookshop
its quite late so im gonna go sleepy, fun talking about WZ with you anon, see ya around
nice, have a good rest, thanks for talking to you too
I think that was a meme because of +P .40 rounds, because they scale up a 9mm design instead of scaling down something else, Ive been out of /k/ for a while so dont quote me on that
also a 1911 (a modern one at least, not talking 1920 here) isnt a testiment for reliability, its more of a facsimile for a rolex: outdated if functional design, and they guys who made them made the wise decision that instead of competing with the new guys (quartz/polymer/wondernines) directly, theyd make it an "elite" product and price accordingly.
>thats a glock
Why do glocks explode in people's faces? wtf? Aren't they supposed to be "the reliable shit"?
What I meant is the versatility, timelessness of the 1911 while being uber reliable.
get a job poorgay
Wargames starring Matthew Broderick
>chic pad
>shitty ""classic"" casio
my recommendation is stop being a Cinemaphile autist and buying stuff to appeal to morons here
The Man Who Was Eternally Based
>uses meme watch
>uses meme laptop
>uses jdm watch
>based
if i was a glowie I would monitor this persons internet history
Stay based king
Love my casio
finding nemo
What's wrong with your dick dude
it's not multilated
pic related for me
mako I is so much better looking, you fricked up
What is the point of a wristwatch?
to tell you the time
I already have a smartphone for that.
so that's why you're so dumb?
Why would you downgrade from a wristwatch to a pocket watch?
But I'll never understand zoomers, do you really all take your phones everywhere with you? Must be hell.
Zoomers? My grandma hasn't left her home without a phone in years. I think you must be living in some parallel universe. Again why would I carry a hunk of junk on my wrist?
You shouldn't. It's not for you, plus I'd like to be able to identify as much morons like you as quickly as possible (without having to talk to), so, please carry on using your smartphone for everything, you cool, cool kid.
What the frick are you talking about, alien?
Should I give a frick about my mother?
She's old, poor and dumb as frick, she was not a very good mother, she was not bad, she cared for her kids in her own way.
She and the piece of shit she chose to be my father fricked up my life, but I'm slowly regaining my power. What should I do about her? Just forget it? Ignore it? Buy her a house and keep her at float until she passes? Idk what should be done.
Incel post. People have been bringing their phones everywhere with them for the past two decades at the very least.
But you can't always take your phone out. Say you're in class or at a meeting or having a conversation with someone or have your hands occupied or just want to save a second
Practical style statement. Why don't you wear only wear cargopants?
so I don't have to drop everything and pull my phone out of my pocket 15 times a day on workdays
why does like everyone on Cinemaphile have short fat disgusting fingers/hands
sonic 2
phone posting for ease
are you the ball shitposter on reddit?
no, and I am unaware of such a shitposter cuz I don't go to reddit. sry
>phone posting for ease
Literally nobody cares in 2022, you gigantic pussy. just don't even say anything about it. This isn't 2012.
metropolis (1927)
Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat
Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops
Thats gay as frick but by god i would wear one. Sorry to see you're a cripple anon
>only guys compliment me on my watch
>women just ask why it's so big
I think you might be onto something.
Minority Report
I've been wearing this since 1994
Does the indiglo still work?
why do fat people like watches?
Ok go
James Bond: the Man With the Golden Gun
i just wear an a51-w tactical style so it just looks like a steel bracelet
Brokeback mountain
What's the point of wearing a watch when smartphones exist?
Go read the thread zoom zoom.
Feel free to kys
>people used to carry a watch in their pocket
>this was not practical for countless reasons so someone invented the wristwatch
fastforward 100 years
>why do you wear a wrist watch when you have a watch in your pocket?
Wristwatch replaced the pocket watch. If you are going to carry a pocket watch anyway (because it's a smartphone) then you have a useless gadget on your hand.
to pretend you're a le gentleman. it's the fedora of accessories in 2022
/thread
i high roller like me has two watches
Goldeneye
why are casio watches so kino
I got one of these off amazon for four bucks and I still overpaid.
>2022
>still wearing watches
>>2022
wearing watches
I don't often say this, but for you, I'll make an exception go have a nice day.
Love on the spectrum
He's a bit chunky
jesus FRICK what the frick is wrong with your hand holy shit
Your wrist looks like a child's.
how fat are you?
lol
nutty professor II: the klumps
>2021
>still wearing a watch
lol gay
it's not easy being a wristchad, but we sure are popular
>wristchad
is 7 inch enough?
model?
MTP-1290
Here's my bad boi.
the revenant
the life of brian
I'm wearing this at the moment. I know it's an autistic choice but I like it.
the royal tenenbaums
Joint Security Area
Pacific rim
how to with John Wilson
movie 43
kys
Well whaddaya think?
Knives Out
battleship (2012)
There at least 10 penises in this thread
Jai Bhim
Took a while to get a good angle, what do i watch friends???
Friends.
Yes we are friends 🙂
I'll do even though it's Irish..
From my drunk mean dead grandpa.
>From my drunk mean dead grandpa.
classy piece - i realised after i asked the question that there was some telltale degradation of the lume marking it as vintage -- basically means you don't need recommendations, you can watch whatever you want with that clockino on the wrist
Oh you know it!
the Wind that Shakes the Barley
looks well, is that a recent model or from back in the day ?
love the green and brown
Nothing is actually green, might be the lighting.
Thanks, you're too sweet.
🙂
i suppose it's the lighting ,also i'm a bit colorblind
do you have model/year?
Only thing on the back is 22902 675 whatever that means. 40s-50s
That's the nicest longines I've ever seen, it's def a classic
What about movies based on what Toilet Paper you use?
For me, it's cheap single ply. Saves tons of money.
Slender Man
Got this as a gift from my psychiatrist 4 years ago, works like a charm.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles (1990)
perks of being a wallflower
Shrek
I like the vintage look, I'm an old soul at heart lol.
yeah it's a weird hand, but it's a great watch 2bh
THe Hills Have Eyes
lol
That scary movie comedy with the deformed hand butler
Railway watch coming through
In Time (2011)
Not a single Seiko here??
are you blind? there's several
Me
isle of dogs
>wrist watch
stfu zoomer moron, go play on your ipad
Captain Phillips
what's the point of buying something other than a digital wristwatch, since they're much more reliable and accurate?
You grow up and work a salary job and while you'd prefer to daily your f91 you realize image does matter in the workplace and no matter how hard you fight it appealing to normalc**ts will get you further in life
>You grow up and work a salary job
i did that years ago but i still don't understand why i would wear anything about a digital watch
guess image doesn't matter in my workplace
>appealing to normalc**ts
Normies don't wear watches, they just look at their iphone
i just enjoy having full mechanical watch
what's the point of anything.
Flexing on the poors.
Brainlets have been convinced by mountain israelites that mechanical is "better". Why? Who fricking knows, you'd have to be a literal moron to buy anything that isn't quartz.
how about spring drive?
Do you really want the opinion of someone who prefers quartz to mechanical?
why not? why would you prefer mechanical.
>why would you prefer mechanical.
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand
ok, teach me then
No.
stop being so coy with your secrets
quartz with extra steps
timex accutron is less complicated and better
i know you not suppose to min-max your real life
you suppose to enjoy something
If i was min-maxing i would wear a 5$ watch from aliexpress
Timex accutron is literally soul vs souless Spring drive the japanese israelite sells
Spring drive is alright, but I can't see the point in buying one when you can get a tuning fork watch from 50 years ago that beats at 360hz for a hundred bucks or so. Nobody can tell the difference between 360hz and "smooth" anyway.
It's a toy that fails at its primary purpose, which is accurate time keeping. Why do you want a fricking bracelet, gay?
What's the point of buying a classic car if a Civic is more reliable?
Nobody says a mechanical watch is more accurate than a quartz watch. A mechanical watch is just a toy some people have an interest in, it's a hobbyist thing, nothing more.
You could compare it to manual cars, they are not more effective than automatic cars but people think they are more intersting.
>ou could compare it to manual cars, they are not more effective than automatic cars
what a terrible example as manual cars are both more reliable and much much more fuel efficient
>are both more reliable and much much more fuel efficient
maybe in the 90s
no, to this day
Feel free to look it up
look it up where
car sites. carmakers' sites, duckduckgo articles
duckduckgo articles tells me manual being much more efficient is a busted myth
https://www.civic11forum.com/threads/honda-civic-manual-vs-cvt-fuel-economy.2181/
Automatica have been more fuel efficient for at least a decade
No
a manual driven by an idiot and automatic will virtually have the same efficiency
but a manual driven by a good driver will be much more efficient, since the auto has no idea of road conditions, upcoming hills, traffic, stop signs, and they tend to keep rpms too high
This is an extremely shoddy link to some deleted tweet (probably called out for being totally off in his calculations) but I'm glad that the newest automatics are improving on the rpm issue at least
>just look it up bro
>uhm, not there, even though i told you to
>or there
lmao
u posted a single link to a forum linking to a deleted tweet by some random Vox journo
Does you car have a sequential gearchanger or is it fully auto?
I doubt you know anything about driving, but on mine I can easily double fuel efficiency by simply switching to sequential and putting on the actual right gear
those are trimmings with different engines, suspensions, and it's not even a real manual you can choose but some sort of botnet.
if you look at the literal same trimming, for the few cars you can still choose an actual manual for like the Aigo X pic related, the manual is always more fuel efficient.
On paper.
In real life as I explained you can easily double the fuel efficiency of an auto by simply switching to sequential mode and actually choose an appropriate gear
you spent half an hour looking for one single piece of data that supported your claim, while i spent two minutes finding dozens of articles and specs that supported my claim
i took this from energy.gov
one google search
get with the times old man. You just shilled quartz because it's better technology, but cant accept automatic transmission.
>Ohh no not my manual carerino, not shifterinooo!!!!
>How will I survive without constantly touching phalic object with my right hand
https://www.paulytoyota.com/research/new-toyota-corolla-mpg/
Why are you so stubborn? Are you old or just moronic?
he's probably one of those wannabe racecar drivers that just likes to shift, i know some guys like that
nothing wrong with it 2bh. i prefer the comfort of an automatic though.
london (2005)
cute, soft arms
i meant watch
that's a man
Post buckle
>buckle
why
Curious
Bought it couple months ago
Something Chinese
lol moron
Can anyone recommend a watch for me? Here's my wrist size for reference
>here's your controller bro
>when you've jerk offd 20 times in a single day
what the hell is going on , either that's on your elbow or your arm is giga fricked m8
Gay buttsex with your dad, use the phone you posted from to film it. Most accurate response you will get to such a homosexual fricking thread.
t. watchlet
seething poorgay lmao
warwick Davis’s latest offering
what should i watch?
Kino for this?
I hate Cтaлкep btw
that frickin lizard skin hand wtf
Do people still wear watches unironically? I thought they got deprecated by smartphone lock screens
The watch market is at the most profitable it has ever been
Anything that has a lot of fine mechanical work put into it seems to be very valuable right now. Watches, Guns, Tools, etc.
You're still thinking of people using watches to tell time and not as a status marker.
There's a huge market for guys who want to wear israeliteellery but won't wear it because they also think necklaces and rings are for women, so they'll spend ridiculous sums on the one piece of israeliteellery they're "allowed" to wear as a man and then make sure it's visible at all times.
Give me some kino
What's a good entry level watch
something YOU like