ITT Perfect trilogies. >inb4 rises was shit. No

ITT Perfect trilogies

>inb4 rises was shit
No

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rises is the most patrician of the three

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavy with adam sandler films
      Garbage infographic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MCU movies
      >No Raimi Spider-Man
      discarded

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has the Hobbit movies on it, lol. You don't have to believe it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a bizarre clusterfrick of good and shitty movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That describes my taste though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BR2049
      Utter shyte

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't, also wtf are all those andy sandler movies doing on that list? And Mummy? Pluto Nash? Jobs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MCU trash
      >israeli propaganda
      >F4
      >Frozen
      >Fricking Thor Ragnarok
      who the frick made this list

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decent bait. Got enough good shit on there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayooo this homie watches movies made for 12 year old boys lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're made for 30 year old boys

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How moronic are you? Have you gotten evaluated?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TDKR is the worst of the three but still good and much better than what’s being made today. I really don’t want to see Bane as a henchman anymore. Guardians of the galaxy is a perfect trilogy imo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liking anything Marvel made is gay and homosexual (exceptions: Blade (1998), Raimi Spiderman).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS! Vol. 2 is kino at it's finest.

      Liking anything Marvel made is gay and homosexual (exceptions: Blade (1998), Raimi Spiderman).

      15 year old gaylords are not allowed on this website, you must be at least an 18 year old gaylord

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rises was shit. Loaded with plot holes. Could not fucjing understand a single line bane or Gary oldman was saying

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TDK trilogy
    BTTF
    Three colors trilogy
    LOTR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually rate Rises over BB. TDK>TDKR>BB

      Good list. I would add Indiana Jones but 4 and soon 5 sadly exists.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would add Indiana Jones but 4 and soon 5 sadly exists.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rises was so shit the meme it spawned lasted a fricking decade.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begins was the only good Nolan batman film.
    Joker is good in DK but everything else is dull.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TDKR and TDK were shit.
    >b-b-but he heckin died
    I don't care.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what even is pic related bros

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rises was the weakest but it's still insanely good.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will just have to imagine the fir-

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR despite no Tom Bombadil

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Knight is shit.
    >dude le reddit meme man jammin makes me kek two keks lmao
    have a nice day just like Heath Ledger did.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She carried TDKR. I had erection at the cinema everytime she showed up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Droopy eyed b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >movie costume is just low effort cosplay
      Did they run out the budget on bane or something?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 are shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All three are kino

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman trilogy by Nolan is garbage. These are fricking comic book movies, why can't Bane have Venom and Ra'as can't have his Lazarus pits? These movies strike me as films that are silently ashamed of their camp, homoerotic origins. I'd rather watch Schumacher batman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't Bane have Venom and Ra'as can't have his Lazarus pits?
      Because Nolan wants to have a career and not end as complete joke by pandering to bottom of the barrel comicbook fans I assume?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really want to know what goes through the mind of someone who says Nolan is shit but they'll watch Schumacher. The simultaneous attempt to pretend you're too smart for Nolan while also trying to deflect accusations of pretention by saying how you like FUN comicbook movies results in hilarious stances like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't Bane have Venom and Ra'as can't have his Lazarus pits?
      Why can't a version where these don't exist be part of one of what will ultimately be an endless series of adaptations? Why do you want some neutered, flavorless, status-quo eseque Batman that has no personal flair or style or uniqueness to it?
      >These momvies strike me as films that are silently ashamed of their camp
      On the contrary, I feel these movies make it very clear that Nolan is a huge Batman gay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who say Nolan films are ashamed of their source material are moronic. Why would his films have camp? He's taking inspiration from Year One, The Man who falls, The Killing Joke, etc...none of those are camp.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of it was shit. Cape shit.

    >IMDb top10
    Shame

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked these movies when I was twelve, but they suck. The only good capeshit movie is Kick Ass.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rises is really great when compared to the garbage they shit out today

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really over-rated trilogy.
    Nobody wants to say it, but Snyder's is better by every metric.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody wants to say it
      Yeah because nobody is moronic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man of steel > Batman Begins
        B vs S > Dark Knight
        Justice League > Rises

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great impression of a moron.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is close to perfection (2 x 10s and an 8)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1>2>4>3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lethal weapon 1 so fricking moronic, entire ending fight was moronic. 30 police around Busey and no one tries to arrest him so Mel can have a fight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        LONDON
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        N

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jiu Jitsu fight in the rain, the cops watch and let the men duke it out like men.

        Yeah I get why you don’t understand you beta homosexual

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The alphred scenes hit me way too hard now as an adult. Especially the "I won't Bury you" scene. Michael Caine get me looking like a blubbering mess

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a single batman movie since Clooney-Schwarzenegger.

    Worth checking out? I have no interest in Batman vs Superman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Nolan Trilogy is easily the best and most definitive cinematic take on the character. Keaton/Burton did great, as did West, but every Batman movie until the end of time is going to be compared to them and in particular "The Dark Knight". Many critics and superhero movie detractors noted them for their superiority to other comic book films. Guillermo del Toro, Roger Ebert, Martin Scorsese among them. The Dark Knight not receiving a best picture nomination is why we have like 10 nominees now.

      The Ben Affleck shit is garbage though he does the best he can with what he's given. The Pattinson version is just a remix of these movies but minus anything that could remotely be considered compelling. Bad movie all around, the worst one.

      These 3 are the first, last and only Batman movies you ever need to see.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rises is shit though. The drop off in quality compared to the other two is massive. Nolan made it out of obligation. No passion in it at all.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you cant inb4 in an OP

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lotr is numero uno

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Cornetto Trilogy

    2kino4ugays

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect dogshit maybe

  32. 11 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    Ignoring sequels or in-between films as long as they connect overall....

    Star Trek 2/3/4
    Back to the Future 1/2/3
    A Nightmare On Elm Street 1/3/4
    Friday the 13th 4/5/6
    X-Men First Class/DOFP/Apocalypse
    Spider-Man No Way homosexual Trilogy
    Guardians of the Galaxy 1/2/3
    LOTR

    !!!FACT!!!

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy has the exact opposite quality chart to Nolan's Batman trilogy.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hail to the king baby

    • 11 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >hail to the king baby

      Sorry but no. Love ED 1 and 2 but fricking hate AOD. Not because of the comedy but because Raimi turned homosexual and watered down the gore. It should have been his equivalent to Peter Jackson's Braindead!!!FACT!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my moronic opinion
        >!!!FACT!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        finally someone that agrees with me. I find AOD exhausting to watch, everything goes on for too long and there's no kino violence in it, the comedy itself is dogshit with few exceptions.

        2 is the best, but 1 is a great movie as well.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan batman movies are all good but also incredibly overrated.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame Ledger died as it led go Rises ultimately being shit. First two are solid movies and shows how capeshit is to be done. Not been replicated since.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begins is the only movie in the trilogy that feels like it tried to be a batman movie. The Joker is great and all, and TDK does genuinely have fantastic action sequences but as a movie I've never found it particularly memorable. TDKR is just more of the same but not nearly as memorable.

    I'm not even being contrarian at all, I've just never understood the overwhelming appraisal these movies get. Spider-Man 1 and 2 are so much fricking better that its crazy.

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