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cartoons are supposed to exaggerate body proportions or appearances, so this actually makes sense in a weird way.
The cartoon one is on the bottom...
>Another fricking Magic Girl School show.
One good design in the whole thing
When will we get a magical boy school. Or instead magical boy college. Hell magical boy prison. Just change up the formula.
>Hell magical boy prison
Is that "Hell" an interjection Like "Oh hell I'll even take a magical boy prison" or an adverb "Hell Magical Boy prison" where the demon reoccuring antagonists of magical girl shows originate in a story by escaping from it, or are condemned to after they lose?
I mean wizarding schools in fiction aren't usually gender segregated
>wizarding schools in fiction aren't usually gender segregated
I haven't read the majority of YA fiction so I'll take your word for it.
But it is in Discworld I'm going to suggest someone else trying that and see if talent falls out of the sky into their lap.
Durmstrang is a boys only magical school. Durmstrang is what you want.
>When will we get a magical boy school
If it was teen girls or fujos writing, we'd have those (so you know, wait about another decade)
The magical girl school epidemic is the direct result of Harry Potter fangirls fanfiction writers of the 2000s growing up, graduating college, and getting jobs on writing and directing boards. They spent pretty much the entirety of the 2000s either shitting on Ron, obsessing over Draco and Snape, dreaming of Sasuke Uchiha and Gerard Way attending Hogwarts, or inserting themselves and other gothy witchy girls into the story, (and don't even bring up THAT one. You know, THAT one.)
I want to go back to 1890
That was VERY unusually specific. I feel like the poster of this has experience, estrogen, or both
I am an old woman and I can confirm everything that anon said. A lot of millenial female writers come from the harry potter fandom FOR SURE
saggy breasts or gtfo
how old we talkin' here?
>obsessing over Draco and Snape, dreaming of Sasuke Uchiha and Gerard Way attending Hogwarts
At some point, some motherfricker's going to create a story about a willowy girl attending a magical school full of svelte emo boys and it's going to become an exospheric success among 30-somethings still reeling and REEEing about J.K. Rowling.
Literally the entirety of booktok and the ‘bookish girl’ cult revolves around that sort of shit.
>booktok
Now I've heard of booktube, and I've seen some bookstagram, but I've been, done, seen about everything when I've seen a booktok
is booktube just a bunch of youtube channels that talk about books?
Ya
to mansplain it to you, booktok is this teenage to adolescent community on tiktok that's big enough and moves enough sponsor money that it's creating its own hyperspecific genres and such. printed published works, with lots of masturbatory girl fantasy bullshit, and covers peppered with hashtags, trope names which spoil the whole plot, and comparisons to existing works ("This book is Harry Potter meets Good Omens meets Romeo and Julliet.")
some of my friends get really doomer about how this trend will destroy literature but I say bullshit, just let this volatile drama party burn itself out.
>and such
I appreciated the joke, anon.
This is what fujos call "dark academia" and it's everywhere right now
I don't know what "THAT one" is, but coolio for not drudging up whatever it is.
it’s obviously My Immortal
With Destiny D'arkness Dimentia Raven Way?
If there's a second Ms. DDD Raven Way, let me know so I can burn the manuscripts.
My Immortal, if you're still wondering
Is there any incredibly gay magical schoolboy book series out there? Seems like there would be an overlap between women who jerk off to pretty gay men and women who like Harry Potter
There is in Japan. Loads of that shit.
I would think he'd have respect for the hustle. But there's a lot of ways to take it.
Lower expectations.
Naruto is practically an all male story about magicians
Well there’s that, and then of course you have Sailor Moon which I believe was on Toonami for a while, and many a young millennial saw that and soon began making their own magical fan fictions, some of those millennials soon joined the animation industry, which makes sense because A LOT of western magical girl shows take way more inspiration from Sailor Moon than from other shows like Card Captor Sakura or Minky Momo. Some shows like Star Vs do it quite blatantly but even shows like Ghost and Molly McGee have the old Sailor Moon transformation sequence
>When will we get a magical boy school. Or instead magical boy college. Hell magical boy prison. Just change up the formula.
We got Unseen University. No magical girl school compares.
>Wizards are just a bunch of grumpy old farts bickering about nothing all day.
This remains my favorite interpretation.
You're half right.
It's actually that wizards are a bunch of grumpy old farts that are forced into food comas because if they give into ambition they take over the world and break reality in the course of a week.
>That one time they go down to one of the more obscure offices and find that the guy in charge had been dead at his desk for 40 years and nobody noticed.
It's an accurate representation of what a bunch of men living together for years would devolve into
>They patronize a creator god and wind up making marsupials because they can't get anatomy of common animals correct.
are just a bunch of grumpy old farts bickering about nothing all day.
I know it would, in practice, be kind of boring but I really, really wish Terry did an actual full-length Wizards story that wasn't just "whatever Bullshit Rincewind's gotten himself involved with today. The closest we got was half of The Last Continent and half of Unseen Academicals, and their bits in both were fricking golden.
I also though Ridcully (and Esme, too) was great in his bits in Lords and Ladies.
What happened to the monkey?
Ape, Anon. He's an Ape. If you value your extremities, at least.
rip in piece
my idea was a cult that people think was a magic school
I still love that the constant backstabbing and murdering within the faculty was stopped solely because the new dean was the only one of them who had been outside for more than ten minutes at a time
>dean
*Archchancellor
i really need to read discworld again, but it makes me sad when notice pratchett's health was starting to frick with the quality of the writing
I recently realized there was one last book I hadn't read yet, but I'm not sure I want to. The last one or two I read were really not very good.
The books still had laughs anon, but you would be able to tell something is wrong if you've been reading all the others.
How about a magical girl show, but all the girls are actually guys?
>Magical Boy anything
You've now reminded me of that manga.
Kek
Magical boys school could be interesting but you're bound to have to put in safeguards for when guys sperg out and want to curse one another
It's called Kamen rider
Rather see that than some gay spin around a with sparkles
just watch Saint Seiya
>magical boy prison.
this could be kino if it was made in an age far less coomerish than ours.
>magical boy school
you will never get this since "boys clubs" are the most evil thing in the world, apparently. But girls clubs area-okay, so magical girls are grrrreat!
>magical boy prison.
Tell me more
magical boys don't work
if you make them look like gays nobody will watch
if you don't then it's pointless
>magical boy college
we have that already and it was made by disney
I still wish this show had gotten another season. But it seems like Crunchyroll has decided to bury this series as deep as it possibly can so that's probably not happening.
Where is said good design?
For me, it's Olive
The majority of the people on the shitstorm will not watch it anyways
Be honest
Which of the two was worse.
Nah it was this one
>short lived
homie, that show's announcement absolutely mind-broke this entire board almost an entire year.
Got so bad janitors were nuking TCR threads on site for a while.
and look at where the show is now. A success! It's on it's 9th season an-I can't keep a fricking straight face typing that fricking shit out. The show got what it deserved.
You know what they say about vengeance being served as a meal? If you spent all your money to spite the person you intend to poison, you end up going hungry yourself.
>and look at where the show is now. A success! It's on it's 9th season
Think you need to re-read that reply chain.
Thunder Cats Roar was cancelled the same year it premiered.
The industry trying to collectively defend this was the funniest thing ever
Then it died after 1 season
Didn't even got written off for taxes?
Why'd no one freak out when they did the same for Aquaman?
Pretty sure they did...
Did this even come out?
Yes. It's a 3 episode miniseries.
No onz gives a shit about aquaman,period
I actually liked it.
Nobody watched it
that was not a Cinemaphile shitstorm, that was the west US rich kids clique getting their panties in a twist when they weren't gonna let them animate their ideas anymore.
Remember when Teen Titans Go made the whole situation worse by actively insulting fans of the original Thundercats?
Didn't it also make fun of one of the original show's VAs having died recently too?
The High Guardian Spice drama lasted way longer and even spilled over into Cinemaphile for a bit because of its connection to CrunchyRoll.
HGS and
Primos died down and the threads for it barely last 10 or 50 replies
HGS because it used money meant to sub and dub anime to make some dykes project cause no one else would ever want to fund it.
Primos isn't out yet, but I'm going with HGS, not because of show quality, but because of the shit with Cinemaphile.
Her buds in the industry can only take so many bombs. Hasn't been in since Covid. Still might be back.
I actually feel kind of bad for the lead troony. He wasn't a dick about any of it, and seemed honest about what his shit was and what he wanted to do with it.
High Guardian Spice was a shitstorm onto of a shitstorm
>Funded with Crunchyroll money which was supposed to be used to fund actual anime
>Advertising was just fat white women with dyed hair parading their """""diversity"""""
>Heads of the show were genuinely terrible people
>Raye had his artistic vision ripped from his hands
>Backlash was so intense that every other CR original was ignored ro continue raging at HGS
>Show released with no fanfare and turned out to be shit to the surprise of nobody
Primos is just yet another dime a dozen diversity hire schlock made by people who are 4 generations detached from their culture and will promptly be ignored. The pitch bible literally cited statistics over Latino representation as why it exists.
*Latinx representation
That's racist.
That everyone that promoted it except the fricking creator parroted "It's made entirely by women!" despite having a trans-man on board (at the helm at that) is shit I'd expect from /misc/ 'avin' a giggle shitposting
dude just had their project steamrolled by culture warriors that couldn't even talk-the-talk. how you even see a homie with (thick) facial hair as a woman is beyond me
>Latino representation
See, here is the thing I want to tell Disney and DC when they talk about me, as a BR huehue not helping with "latino representation", I can watch Br shit ehen I want to bump up latinos. Or read Argentinian comics.
Will should I give a frick about Americans whose grandparents came from here?
BRs have frickall to do with the "other" latinos to begin with.
Yeah. But DC got Neymar's ex in attempt to make BRs give a shit. Might work with some, but we really don't feel too attached to our neighbors. Even the ones of us who do, our super leftyguys, could just watch some Mexican slop in Netflix if they gave a shit
I'm a different anon, so the difference in framing is expected
>Raye had his artistic vision ripped from his hands
who?
Raye Rodríguez. The showrunner and literally the only person in that entire advertisement that actually talked about High Guardian Spice.
Was his original premise as good or as bad as the Owl House?
I can't say for certain, but the original animation was just Rosemary getting duped by a Mimic. I want to say that his premise and the show are roughly the same, but I can't be sure.
They're both shit. OP pic is shit design,
is shit artstyle.
Primos, at least HGS tried to look kinda cute
I mean, yeah.
Only because the show hasn't debuted yet and they quickly locked this away again
So does anyone have the leaked episode of that show
>Show about Mehicans
>Put a yellow piss filter over the background
It happens in movies too, Is the air in Mexico bad or something?
My one mexican friend does joke about a "Mexican filter" when he takes photos of his home
My mexican friend says you're an idiot.
I noticed this shit even in the 2000s. For whatever reason, Mexico seems to evoke "sepia" or "warm" colors in people's minds, and I can't explain why.
I didn't care for the Daltons live-action movie they made back in 2004, but the gag about Mexico's yellow filter was kind of funny.
>that webm
it's probably trying to capture some kind of "summer haze" feel to it
It's an attempt to visualize the smell.
Its not, in fact the air quality is much better than the US especially when you are in the Jungle areas which are pretty much the vast majority of Mexico
Only a small part of Mexico is desert and that's the part bordering the US
Everyone making tv and cartoons are too scared to go past Tijuana which ironically is one of the unsafest cities in Mexico
>especially when you are in the Jungle areas
I would like to see a comparison of air quality differences between remote areas of Mexico and air quality in remote wilderness-ridden areas of the US.
Otherwise we could take a sample of air quality from the middle of a forest in the US and compare it to the air quality in Mexico City and come to the opposite conclusion. I'm not doubting your assertion, but I'd like to see data.
The thing is that Mexico isn't as industrious as the US and the population is way lower to the point where per capita there would be less total pollution even with more relaxed guidelines on things like mining and drilling for oil.
I don't care to look for data so I'd concede it by just making assumptions instead
so this isn't based on anything other than feelings. Got it.
Its more of a common sense type thing but to be fair I don't know enough about Mexico's industry to be able to make enough of a solid enough assumption aside from population difference by having only 129million people who don't all have the same energy consumption as the US per capita
The average American would likely cause more pollution based on population alone 334million
You really couldn't refute this without data because otherwise you'd be trying to assert that Mexico would need to cause almost 3X the pollution while having a hugely different GDP (less industry both domestically and internationally)
>dude, you can tell.
I'm not necessarily disagreeing with you, but if you're going to make statements like
>It's not, in fact the air quality is much better than the US
You need to be able to back that up with something concrete or at least qualify the statement.
>It's not, in fact I'D IMAGINE that the air quality is much better than the US
I wouldn't have a problem with the statement above because you're not making a statement of fact; it's simply a conjecture based on "common sense".
cope
>we have The Casagrandes at home
>Casagrandes
>good
Speaking as someone who watched it purely out of its Loud House cachet, I thought it was decent when they avoided indulging the Carl/Sergio characters too much. But the aesthetics, man...They're realms and galaxies better than this, and not just in the 'characters are prettier way' either.
Both are shit, gringo
I disagree.
That's the scary part
Imagine making a shitty version of the Casagrandes, which in itself is a shitty version of the Loud House, an already shitty cartoon
For me is little pussy.
No one will watch this, really.
>kids older than 13 don't watch cartoons
>kids younger than 6 are watching shit like Bluey
>kids between 6-13 are playing Roblox, Fortnite or whatever nursery smartphone game is popular
>Loud House pedos won't watch this because the deisgns are fugly
Ironically the backlash over the worthless chicano creator is the most popular it'll ever be
I really wanted to give it a chance, but the b***h of VA completely burned it for me to even try, thinking she is out there living without a face full of scars is far too frustrating for me to handle, I just can't watch the show.
And I was going to give a chance mostly out of pity, but is hard to even take this shit seriously when they do such a piss poor job at something so simple. Really show how little they truly care.
Her face was the epitome of smug in that vid. Just super punchable
I have the feeling that Tater will be recasted
Voice acting is typically recorded SUPER early in the process and that timing/performance dictates most of the rest of production. Episodes are not made one at a time either but are made in various stages simultaneously, so recasting the role of the main character at this point in time would mean that it would disrupt all of production which would be incredibly costly.
At this point the damage is done. Recasting the actor won't make the people who want to trash the show suddenly decide to give it a chance. I think it's much more likely they'll wait for things to die down a bit, release it, and if it performs horribly, they'll quietly cancel it after one season.
I honestly don't know what that actor was thinking, though. Addressing controversies like that is rarely a good idea, but the way she did it seemed like it was tailor-made to piss people off even more.
>Recasting the actor won't make the people who want to trash the show suddenly decide to give it a chance.
I mean depends which mexican,latino celebrites will be guest stars on S1 based on how Phil Lord and Jorge Gutierrez defend it, i can see bringing the talent from Spiderverse and Maya to the show.
There's this rumor that S1 will have Del Toro voicing a recurring character
I see what you're saying, but I don't think this is necessarily a logical issue. Most of the people who are mad about it want to be mad about it and, as a result, will continue being mad about it even if they 'fix' it.
>people that dislike thing logically doesn't watch
>It's somehow impossible to conceive for a generation of drooling shit eating bottom feeder morons
Latinxirsons will never recover from the fragility they displayed over this.
What's Tater thinking about?
Ole Pringles.
The 1990's version of Pringles that was made with Olestra.
I mean more than anything this shit is just hideous. It's some Klaspy Kuspo levels of hideous. The fact the creator is trying so hard to be "This is my Mexican heritage story" and then goes about to make all the Mexican things look hideous, dirty and off-putting. Honestly the biggest issue in all of this isn't that it's got Mexicans or it's self insert... It's cuz it's fricking hideous and not enjoyable to look at.
Klasky Csupo is a vibe. They had a style and they essentially defined the look of the 90's. They fit perfectly into that manicured gritty kind-of-but-not-really punk aesthetic of the era. Say what you want, but they were unique enough that as soon as you see their shit, you know it's theirs. I've got no hate for them.
When will we get high quality digital rips of the ronald mcdonald films?
I agree with you. I don't hold ill will against them like this hideous Disney schlock. Somehow there feels like more heart and solv. What I was mostly trying to say is this Disney shit is hideous. It's ugly. It's unappealing and designs alone make me not want to watch this show regardless of anything else.
verne troyer is in that suit
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
I thought you were trolling so I looked it up.
TIL
>It's some Klaspy Kuspo levels of hideous.
Klasky Csupo, and they did ugliness as an artform because they had actual talent and weren't plagued by limited skill in animation. Frickers wish they could be as beautiful and detailed like these characters.
the latino-chicano war this sparked was comedy gold
What's a Chicano?
Mexican-American
latino living in the us to most of latam
mexican american to mexico maybe, puerto rico and usa
burgers larping as mexicans.
It's like those 1/32 Algonquins but swap indian for mexican
Cinemaphile gobbles up and floods the catalog with all of Disney TVA's brown girl trash, this won't be any different
You were silent as a crypt when Fionna and Slop is doing the same thing.
And what makes you say that, anon? I've been filtering and hiding every F&C thread I see as well. But they're not as numerous as Owlshit and Frogshit threads when they were still airing
The good thing is that Fionna and Cake is ending next week, after that the same cartoon youtubers won't be able to talk about anything until Molly Ostertag's Disney+ show debuts.
Primos was worse since it was basically dominated by two groups doing ID politics while pretending they weren't doing that. Also, Latin Americans got outraged at the "Mexican filter" being used in the show, when the show takes place in Los Angeles, a place they shit on regularly. That's like Canadians getting mad that a show taking place in Detroit isn't accurately representing life in British Columbia. Finally, the dumb aesthetic things about "muh shoes on the wire" and "muh poverty" and "muh ugly characters" was dumb since shows like Hey Arnold get praise for doing it because its "sovl".
Pretty much, Primos was worse because people saw a bad show they didn't want to watch and got all up in their feelings that "oh no my identity is being attacked when the show isn't even about me".
No one gave that much of a shit to dunk on primos by itself, until the moment the main VA came out calling mexico a shithole and saying they have no right to talk shit about the show having blatantly wrong spanish because it is a "coloniser language". That is what made people shit all over it, being a crappy cali toon was just a bonus.
The "coloniser language" complaints came following the initial backlash over the improper conjugation but everything else still holds true.
holy revisionism batman!
The shoes on the telephone wire thing is an urban legend anyway. It might have been significant at one point in time, but if it was still a thing, dealers might as well just put out a sign that says "drugs sold here".
It's about as stupid as people who think that some shadowy secret world power is hiding symbols of it's activity in dollar bills. Why the frick would an organization that wanted to stay secret leave clues so random people could figure out that they existed?
It's usually just bored teenagers who either randomly found a pair of shoes (sounds weird, but it 100% happens in the city) or bullied them off of another kid.
Holy Revisionism Batman!
>a show taking place in Detroit isn't accurately representing life in British Columbia
I'd say if we're talking Vancouver they're pretty fair comparisons these days
>shows like Hey Arnold get praise for doing it because its "sovl".
Hey Arnold gets praised because it's about a bunch of kids living in a shitty urban ghetto hellscape while trying to maintain some level of morality and childhood innocence. All of the crap around them only serves to elevate the good things they wind up doing for others. It doesn't need magical isekai garbage shit nor a massive over the top finale with literally the entire universe being warped and twisted to be considered good. Certainly doesn't need to have a massive PR push about how "diverse" and "inclusive" it is for having run the Overwatch character design evaluation program or whatever, it just has those characters naturally in the show and there's no fuss going on about it. The grade school teacher was a middle-aged gay dandy boy fricking a pseudointellectual and not once did the show have to spell that out in big letters or make it his only defining trait to make you remember him.
Whatever happened to Kate Leth? She was like Jack Thompson for Cinemaphile for a few years
Nobody bought her comics. She even told her fans that they weren't supporting her comics so she stopped getting work.
She moved back to Nova Scotia in disgrace, cut off her breasts for attention and has a semi-autobiographical graphic novel coming out in a week that there is exactly zero hype for.
>cut off her breasts for attention
But that would just result in less attention because no boob
Negative attention.
She enjoys the shock value. She posts shirtless photos to Instagram constantly and bought a bunch of see-through shirts that she wears to places like the mall. She's also one of those weirdos who decided to go nippleless.
I think it's funny when she posts things like picrel and then claims that her borderline personality disorder diagnosis was a misdiagnosis. She's one of the most borderline people I've ever seen.
Shit. Forgot the pic!
>soft masc aging millenial former manic-pixie dream queer
She's like a less frickable Eddie Izzard.
Sad, she has a nice face and honestly used to be pretty attractive before she started getting ridiculous haircuts.
Never heard of them, then I saw the above pic and thought Cinemaphile had found a pretty femboy. See picrel, find out they're ftm trans. The fem fairy makeup got traded out for ultimate warrior paint. They need to either ditch cosmetics, do fairy femine, but this bold shit ain't it. Hair doesn't matter.
>trans
So Kate went from "kill all men" to becoming one?
>hating men so much that you become one
Second time in a row
Wow, these people really live in a different dimension.
Over the years she kind of pissed off people in her clique and eventually got canceled by the new cartoonist who currently does Heart of the City
>eventually got canceled by the new cartoonist who currently does Heart of the City
QRD? It's always hilarious when they eat themselves
Based Kyle Baker enjoyer.
>Kate Leth
Can someone give me a QRD?
nothing particularly exciting
relatively "hot" chic gets into comics
gets a cult following on tumblr/twitter because comics coomers drool over creators with veganas
gets picked by marvel to make cp. marvel comics. reinvents and explicitely retcons her origins and even her past personality.
this causes fandom-wide outrage but the coomers treat her like the second christ
her only consequence of note is the carolthread.
thank you
>She is openly bisexual[43] and non-binary and uses both she/her and they/them pronouns.[44] She has also described herself as queer and genderfluid.
She originally fell out of favor with tumblr-types because some people dug up old tweets she'd made years before making fun of MtF transsexuals
I actually watched this show at one point without remembering it was the same show as OP's infamous video and thought "This feels like Steven Universe trying to be the Owl House and failing to be both. It's just generic beanmouth slop."
That old video though, you can tell that had to be made in the deepest recesses of Berkeley California. No one other than actual stereotypical SJWs could think that a promo for a lesbian beanmouth cartoon that does nothing but talk about diversity and how much all the homosexual half-shaves on the team want to shlick each other instead of saying even a single word about the show itself was in any way a competent or coherent move that would go down any better than "catastrophically."
The reveal video was so fricking tone-deaf
Like nobody at Crunchyroll though they'd get pushback for trying to make their own """""anime""""" and also thought that the actual content of the show doesn't matter nearly as much as the people making it
nijas
HGS was definitely overhated. People treated it like a 1/10 when it was a 4/10 at worst and occasionally a 6/10
A bunch of the hate was because of the biz end, which had nothing to do with the quality of the show.
>and other gothy witchy girls into the story, (and don't even bring up THAT one. You know, THAT one.)
huh?
>Most diverse
>Is nothing but fat bright haired white women
Anon is talking about the legendary Harry Potter fanfiction called My Immortal
>My Immortal
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Ohhhhhhhh..............
>>Is nothing but fat bright haired white women
Kek remember when Huffington Post made that tweet celebrating how "diverse" their editorial board was?
>100% white women
"Diversity" literally just means "any demographic except straight white men"
They'll seethe and mock you as a chud for pointing this out, despite repeatedly making the exact same mistake of playing this hand unironically
>White
I think you mean israeli. Big difference.
lol no, white people say this to make themselves feel better
idk, i think i see one or two brownies and chinks in there. still, it is crazy how skewed it is towards white women.
You are a cancer
You know exactly why people hated that show, and feigning ignorance isn't going to change people's opinion about it.
If I go to a restaurant and don't get what I ordered, I don't care how good the other dish tastes, I'm getting a refund and never going back.
It was pretty fricking bad. There's that character who sounded like he recorded his voice lines on his phone and sent it to them, and his mannerisms and expressions don't match his dialogue at all. Or the mom character who goes from sounding like a nurturing milf to some kind of tomboy in a single scene. Their animation is so bad that it doesn't even look like they're running, it looks like they're sliding across the floor while their legs awkwardly mimic a vaguely running motion. The dialogue is stilted as frick, it sounds totally unnatural. And the plot is all just out of touch woke trash. It's exceptionally bad.
>sounded like he recorded his voice lines on his phone and sent it to them
As someone who does sound work for productions, this might have actually been the case. Inexperienced showrunners on indie productions are oddly glib when it comes to audio quality. It's not their world, so to their inexperienced ears (often listening back over airpods or something) it sounds "pretty good". Contrary to popular belief, a studio session isn't really booked for those types of productions...they just get actors to record themselves in their "home studios" (a term I use loosely) and send shit in which is always fun when you need to suddenly get all those different mics and acoustic setups (or lack thereof) to sound like they match.
>The Hub
I miss GIJoe.
The high Guardian Spice preview was more about the fact that it was a 5 minute video that had like 25 seconds dedicated to the show, and 4.5 minutes of white girls congratulating themselves for being such an amazing diverse group. And how hilariously ridiculous that was.
I am not starfire
Yes you are.
They need to make laws or restrictions, on people like her, similar to cigarettes, alcohol, and pornography.
It’s crazy how much people hated Kate Leth for being annoying in twitter
That's as dumb as claiming the milkshake thing was about hating women.
I woudn't call it a storm. Just dumping on some dumbass. Minus leftypol, of course.
>milkshake thing
What did I miss?
It fricking sucks that punky hair color is now synonymous with the type of people who will lecture you for using the term "crippling debt" because it's ableist and think that taking care of yourself means patting yourself on the back for eating an entire chocolate cake for breakfast.
In the 90's it meant that a girl probably listened to some cool music, likely had some daddy issues, and would be down for an impulsive road trip.
I didn't watch High Guardian Spice, but I gather it went over about as well as this image implies it would have? Lot's of overt preaching instead of using clever narrative structure and allegory to get their point across?
It went up like the Hindenburg.
>I gather it went over about as well as this image implies it would have? Lot's of overt preaching instead of using clever narrative structure and allegory to get their point across?
The show is lame but aside from the troony stuff, no, the greatest crime is being offensively bland
>In the 90's it meant that a girl probably listened to some cool music, likely had some daddy issues, and would be down for an impulsive road trip.
And those girls came back single Moms and taught their daughters all men will pump and dump them and their sons to be ashamed of their sex drive.
No joke I'm fricking tired on self-proclaimed woke culture taking over while that means having lesbians everywhere because having male gays is still too much for studios to handle, and you could still imply its just a girl-crush when people complain about your lesbians.
I feel no sympathy for you at all.
I still have pics saved from that legendary new years eve thread.
what?
Was this a shitstorm? Or did everyone come together to collectively mock it?
Even twitter shat on it.
that's the new guy b***h isn't it?
Many Industry people and Newgrounds people mock it, when Elon took Twitter and the first doomposting happen, the artist came back to tell that everyone that mock the comic was a piece of shit and replied to every person who say that she/he deserved to be mock it
You can tell it affect them
context?
I don't know the full story but I think the comic was her saying it's okay to steal art supplies because art products are expensive to get money out of struggling artists or some shit.
I think it was one of those "shoplifting isn't so bad!" things.
It was a webcomic where the OC self insert goes to a art supply store and steals a bunch of art supplies, it suppose to be #relatable but everyone call the artist bullshit on trying to pass stealing stuff as quirky fun.
She’s stealing pens from the art store and then jokes about it with the cashier as if every person is some nefarious leftist or something, and then she gets mad they aren’t. Same as the Starbucks comic, she’s one of these people who assumes everyone is leftist because she is, and every comic she writes is her getting massively judgmental and offended that she’s not in full socialist solidarity with some random person.
I hate people who try to excuse and cover shit behavior in ‘ im so
quirky uwu’
Got the parody of it that's a million times funnier?
Which parody? There's hundreds of them.
The one where the character literally holds the store owner at gun point, steals a giant rotten egg, trips and splatters all over the place.
I know exactly which comic you're talking about, but I do not have the comic. Sorry, friend.
Yeah that's a good one
eeeeeeehehehehe
this is 8 years old
>I'm still here
Truly here forever, huh
I only remember this because Metokur made fun of it.
It's amazing how there were much worse things that got a pilot
Brianna Wu deserves to be shit on at every opportunity. He’s a massive piece of shit.
No matter what you think about them, Brianna Wu has personally set the trans movement back years. I would even go so far as to say Brianna Wu was critical in getting Donald Trump elected.
Is Brianna Wu even trans?
have you never seen a picture of him?
We're all out of doritos! Gen z was successfully groomed into upholding the current party forever.
If this was made today, Cinemaphile would hatewatch it to the point of "ironically" becoming the biggest and only active fanbase surrounding it
The whole "Grunkle Stan punches nazis + Trump" put Cinemaphile in a tizzy for literally a day or so.
Would Grunkle Stan even have an opinion on Trump?
If he would, it'd be because he'd confuse him for Gideon.
Some people might think that "Oh he'd hate him because he's a good man who understands the singular evil of Trump" but honestly I think he'sd just recognize another shyster and would be impressed he managed to flimflam his way into being president though might call him an idiot for wanting the job in the first place
Or something like this where he doesn't quite understand what's going on
>Grunkle Stan sees Trump successfully conning his way to presidency
>decides to get a piece of the action and candidates himself to be Gravity Falls' mayor
Wasn't that an episode
>"Look at this grifter. I bet I can do better than him any day of the week!"
>"Okay, why don't you?"
>"Why don't I— say..."
>I think he'sd just recognize another shyster and would be impressed he managed to flimflam his way into being president though might call him an idiot for wanting the job in the first place
That's so on character it hurts.
He'd probably be insulted at the low-tier grifts and cons getting such huge returns
Stan epitomizes low-tier conman. If anything, he'd respect him.
There is no universe were stan doesn't watch trump become the president by talking about his dick on the news without respect
He would respect the grind of the grift that Trump has. But at the same time kind of resent him for being so successful at what Stan thinks he was among the best at. Stan wouldn't care about the politics of Trump and would believe in the Uniparty idea, but would forever be mad that Trump won at the ultimate grift when Stan came up short.
he would respect and admire him, but he would ride the Trump hate wave for profits.
Alex Hirsch tweets in general get Cinemaphile miffed.
Sad Hirsch's twitter is dead now.
He had to lay low when his best friend got outted as a sex pest and possible abuser.
Jesus, again? Who was it this time
Justin Roiland
Oh right I forgot they were friends.
To be fair you morons considering something as harmless as "You look nice today" as sex pestering and a pat on the back is now akin to violent rape. Y'all need to euthanized so we can get our society back away from hypersensitive morons.
I am wondering if he, Dana, Zach, or Ethan knew as an open secret…
Wow! It's about time someone took Trump down a peg
It's funny how so many people only became concerned about neo-Nazis after Trump's election, acting like they totally disappeared in 1945 and resurfaced 70 years later. It's like they'd never heard of shit like Lincoln Rockwell, the Skokie march or the Greensboro massacre; a profound ignorance of the cycle of history
there's about 0 neo nazi in the US though considering that there's no nazi party at all, only the same donkeys and elephants.
That's why they're neo nazis and not nazis.
There are a ton of neo-nazis. They conglomerate in the UK, our government has given them hundreds of billions of dollars, and the people who claim to hate neo-nazis the most are cheering them on and posting their flags and symbols on social media.
>They conglomerate in the UK
meant to say they conglomerate in the Ukraine lol
Amazing how the big wigs will suddenly pretend that the one place that doesn't have nazis is the one place where their business interests lie. Strange.
they conglomerate in the country that imports pakis en masse?
I see no contradiction there. It's Britain after all.
>They conglomerate in the UK, our government has given them hundreds of billions of dollars, and the people who claim to hate neo-nazis the most are cheering them on and posting their flags and symbols on social media
Why are you talking about the LGBT community?
>paul robertson
he used to be so fricking based before he changed his artytyle and became full on pc
also one of his earliet animations show dicky for a second and is still uncensored on youtube
Minnie Mouse in a pants suit
Was this show more of a shitstorm for Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile? I remember anime fans being pissed because crunchy was increasing subscription cost and taking away fund that couldve been used for actual anime, for a tumblr made cartoon
IIRC, it started on Cinemaphile and then migrated to Cinemaphile.
I think Cinemaphile.
Because Cinemaphile doesn't give a frick about crunchyroll.
I hope some of those doods learned from the threads and are refining better pitches.
The shitstorm Twitter had over the Ren and Stimpy reboot, leading to #bettercartoon, where industry artists posted their failed pitches, believing it to be more worthy of a series than R&S. Just about all of which were terrible, and this board had fun ripping on them for a couple months
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/116741241/
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/116746089/
>A story about 4 sensitive kids who meet each other in the forest while looking for a place to cry, come across a witches empty home, gain magic, and form a coven called the Broken Hearts Club. It's about magic, family issues, and the value of being sad. Anyone #bettercartoon
Those were amazing, the cherry on top is daring to call their half baked bad ideas #bettercartoon
That shit was comedy gold.
>the value of being sad
#bettercartoon really shows the lack of creativity with the pitches being made by younger industry artists, 99% of them are thinly-veiled egocentric retellings of the creator's life but now as wish fulfillment or therapy
What's worse is that these pitches aren't all getting ignored
Turning Red and Elemental were both Pixar movies where the Asian born in North America got to use hundreds of millions of dollars to use as therapy for a chlidhood which probably wasn't as traumatic as they'd like us to believe
Yeah. In all honesty, the fact that these pitches are therapy for the artist or egocentric retellings of their past isn't really the problem with any of them, it's that the creators also don't know how to write a very good story.
99% of popular anime is basically the above but at least there's a good story or a FUN story. Meanwhile we get slop that's so boring and droll and selfish.
A lot of anime has shit storytelling but it’s mostly pretty and well animated.
The problem is that their personal hangups are clearly more of a driving force behind making the story is than actually making a story worth watching
I won't even try to say that "the only good stories are ones made without any influence from the creator's own life" because that's wrong and fricking stupid
But it seems like writers are far more interested in themselves than their stories these days
>#bettercartoon
Holy shit, those were some good threads. Thanks for reminding me of that garbage
I'd unironically watch this if the lore was good and the girls were hinted to be lesbos
What really struck me about that one was just how identical a lot of them were, nearly all of them involved magic or lesbians in some way or other. The only good one was pic related who used to be a drawgay for the mao mao threads
It isn't really an accident: most of the people pitching cartoons today are sheltered rich 90's kids who grew up with Harry Potter and ended up super into fanfiction and became an alphabet person.
What happened to anime in Japan is happening to America: maladjusted manchildren and womenchildren with sheltered and egocentric lives who do nothing meaningful but consume media end up creating stories to figuratively jerk themselves off.
>What happened to anime in Japan is happening to America
Nip media, though mostly, shallow and by-the-numbers, at least has appealing elements like cute girls and cool fight scenes.
You'd think western cartoons would become the equivalent of Michael Bay movies instead of juvenile fantasy adventures where everything is black and white and wrapped up neatly with a bow at the end
>though mostly, shallow and by-the-numbers
Tbh I feel like this describes 99% of all cartoons in each decade. 2-3 get popular and all the rest are trying to copy them.
It's a similar situation, but it manifests differently because of the differences in the industry. In the east, the manchildren are making the manga/anime for themselves, but the industry is built around extracting money from manchildren, so there's no problem. In the west, the womanchildren are making the comics/cartoons for themselves, but the industry is built almost exclusively around extracting money from actual children, so there's constant friction.
> there's constant friction.
…go on…
However that us how we got dungeon meshi the best fantasy manga in like 10 years.
based meshi enjoyer but kui's definitely the type that gets out of the house.
false
That actually sounds like a fantastic pitch. I hope someone else picks it up, eventually.
The artist should do it herself so she could keep creative control
Creator is fujo tho, Disney would have more problems with that than Dana and Alex
Background art for it looking pretty nice tee bee aytch
Disney denied us the godess snake waifu, however the network will never have a modern animated show with an adult mc
I can't believe I forgot about #bettercartoon. The one with all the apple puns was kinda cute, but it definitely would've fit more for a preschool idea.
frick it, pitch your own cartoons right now
>an angel crashes into a robot's home, the two become roommates, her spiritual whimsy clashing with his cold and logical exterior. as they attempt to survive living with each other, a plan is hatched to get her back home, all while surviving in a dying world
Make the angel a boy and the robot a books girl and it's perfect.
>Giant monsters terrorize the world. While the masses run away, a small group of brave (or Crazy) individuals run towards the danger. Kaiju Chasers are unaffiliated individuals or groups who want to try and get as close to the behemoths as possible. Whether for scientific research, to help stragglers, get views on social media or just for the sheer thrill, Chaser's may play a bigger role in helping humanity than anyone may realize. Think Storm Chasers mixed with Giant Monster flicks. It probably sounds sloppy, still trying to fine tune the idea.
This…has potential. Gives me nge vibes.
Eh, not really what I'm going for. It would be a little more grounded. I'm debating if the monsters can have beam weapons.
It's perfect except for:
>Chaser's may play a bigger role in helping humanity than anyone may realize
I don't mean that in a ”they're the chosen ones kinda way" I mean that since they're the ones who can get so close to the monsters, they are in a unique position to study the creatures. Their insight could help find a way to help humanity deal with giant monsters. Kinda like how Storm Chasers can provide insight into how natural disasters work.
a grumpy scottish squirrel takes cares of his twin sister's kids, a hyperactive 10 year old boy and a 14 year old fitness obsessed girl, crazy sitcom hijinks ensue. he also has a stuffy british younger brother who helps him with parenting and a pair of twin sisters, one quiet and weird and one outspoken and vain. think loony tunes + malcolm in the middle
A female duck and a female alligator have Tom & Jerry hijinks in an episodic format. The duck is crafty and deceptive, the alligator is straight forward and practical. Neither is really the hero or villain, they generally just butt heads over common or opposite goals. One, both or neither of them may come out on both by the end of the episode.
Not-Jason Voorhees bumbling about in a fantasy world after getting summoned to stop the lich queen. Hijinks and terror occur as he slaughters whoever he comes across, whether they be sentient goo or traveler groups.
I think this would make an even better comic, maybe have him drawn in a more realistic style while the rest of the characters and world are in a more cartoony one? Either way, I want it.
Something similar you may enjoy is the "Killer Shark in Another World" manga
Its a comedy, so maybe not your cup of tea, but its a similar concept.
>cartoon anthology of original stories done in the style of folklore and fairytales set in the U.S.
something like over the garden wall basically. could be kino if you kept danger-hairs from muscling their way-in and make it all about muh slavery or whatever.
In a world with superheroes, a man starts a business where a superhero can travel with you as your personal pay-by-the-hour vacation bodyguard. Flights. Cruises. Trains. Even a day out at the fairgrounds. Every episode would be a self-contained story where some superhero bodyguard has to defuse an incident. Only, because it's a glorified temp service, the powers of the hero in question might not be up to the problem. What do you do if you're the guy who grows to enormous size, but you're also a passenger on an international flight with a bomb in the luggage?
>In a post-WWII, dieselpunk world, a brilliant but reclusive billionaire recruits a group of people from across the world to investigate various supernatural occurrences caused by a strange meteor from space that crashed on earth millions of years ago, but cracked open due to the shockwave of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima
I’ve been reading a lot of Lovecraft and Ito lately
>cartoon takes place in a fantasy world that got conquered by a totalitarian, industrialized fascist state
>MC is a "cleaner", pretty much a faceless soldier whose job is to take care of crime, that usually being rebels
>shows starts with a wienery, sword wielding, magic slinging heroine who is front and center fighting off a couple of his buddies who tried duelling her in melee, before he just casually walks up to her and torches her with a flamethrower
>most soldiers, as well as his superior, are genuinely fanatical, baby killing racist bastards, but the MC is just a guy doing a job because it pays well and he is good at it
>he goes home, where he lives a modest life, has a pet cat who he dotes on and is friendly with his neighbours
>he'd have to deal with all sort of stuff from episode to episode, in one he might have to track down a serial killer or a dangerous cult trying to summon an eldritch deity to destroy his nation, while in another he would have to hunt innocent "undesirables" such as dwarfs or reptilian people or whatever
>he sometimes questions his chosen field of work and has moral dillemas, but usually he gets the job done in one way or another
Obviously its heavily inspired by the wolf brigade
starts with a wienery, sword wielding, magic slinging heroine who is front and center fighting off a couple of his buddies who tried duelling her in melee, before he just casually walks up to her and torches her with a flamethrower
Top kek
Sounds like cool concept.
MC should be voiced by H Jon Benjamin.
>kid-sized robot awakens in the massive trash-dump underground
>has fractured memories of being chased
>runs into a tinkerer who repairs robots who've fallen into the trash-dump who takes him in
>little robot is suspiciously good with weapons and helps protect the tinkerer and befriend other robots
>the little robot dreams to escaping, but a mysterious group of military-bots keep sending other robots to capture him
think megaman, but there are actual stakes because he can't just get all fixed whenever he gets into fights.
this just reminds me of how much I liked that Astroboy prequel CGI thing
A 90's skater dude, Barn, gets roped into running a corrupt super-conglomerate, but does a better job than the Jeffrey Skilling archetype trying (and failing) to train him into an antimoral scandal machine before he can jump ship with his payout. 2 11-minute shows per half-hour episode. Usually TV-PG rating, jokes often deal with real-life financial shit like the WorldCom scandal.
Case examples:
>the devil on Barn's shoulder tries to coerce him into a bribe, but can't close the deal because he has no idea what Barn would want to spend it on
>"Uhh, uhh, how about some insider trading? K-kids like stocks, right?"
>the angel on his shoulder always gets him to do the right thing, but is stoned out of his mind and just in it for laughs
>"Is that a bribe? Hey, chuck it out the window, I wanna see that."
>Barn's first order, the one that gets his boss arrested, is to burn several piles of illicit business ledgers before investigators can happen upon them
>Barn spends all week putting them onto DVD's, hands a master copy to the boss right in front of some investigators
>the boss just stares at him in abject horror
Would work as a movie. Nice.
>A former army veteran's family is murdered by a cartoon hitsquad, leading for him to come out of retirement and wage war against cartoon characters who go too far with their jokes.
Basically a fusion between Roger Rabbit and the Punisher. Everyone is wacky and silly, except the main character who is taking all this dead serious.
holy shit, is that a very young tom jane?
hell frickin yeah homie
doh, just read the filename.
I had no idea he had played punisher
I thought that was his most famous work
>the NEET son of Ariadne and the minotaur actively avoids combat on level 3 of a giant tower of bosses, creating a backup of effluent reincarnations on said levels. Instead of being slaughtered by adventuring heroes, a Selkie, a Hittite, and a sentient M1955 towed howitzer join forces, pool their resources, and hatch a plan to uncover the secrets behind reincarnation, memories, trauma, "true death", and what happens when the "dream no longer needs its dreamer,"
In the distant future there are people who work as archeologists, in stead of finding old ruins in order to study them they find derelict space ships and space stations, explore them and scavenge any tech they find. This can be action, adventure and hell since they visit many different places there can be some horror, mystery and any other genre. Basically Star Trek in space with lees advance technology.
Behind the mountains of Steven Universe clones, furgay fetish fuel, and lesbian wish-fulfillment, there were a couple genunely interesting pitches there
>Man, I've gotten too old for cartoons
The pitch and the premisse is trash, but there is a good show behind all of this. Remove the magical elements because is overdone and maybe all the crying to just "scaping their personal life problems" and you maybe got something good.
Definitely not a cartoon, tho, no one would care that much for it. An indie comic? Sure.
It's amazing how many people who want to get into animation can't fricking draw.
Walt Disney is the biggest icon in western animation and he never learned to draw. Just saiyan
#bettercartoon redpilled me on how creatively bankrupt millennials are and that the industry really was doomed.
That ever strike you as strange, anon? How they're incapable of true creation and tend to act in unison?
I live under a rock, but what is with a lot of these involving mexico, or just latin american heritage in general?
Isn't this the chick that wanted to murder men?
No.
Yes, but not in any directly actionable way. I'd put her hate level at around .9 uncle rukkuses.
This happened on both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile at the same time.
Goddamn it was glorious and hilarious.
It's funny cuz the movie was bad all on its own. I even half believe that they put in the black gay shit later on when they realized they made a shitty movie no one would enjoy. So they put in the gay black lady as a hatesink they can use to escape the majority of criticism.
Not sure if it counts as a shitstorm but for a short time, picrel was being shilled and cluttering the board. Funny enough, it was just another comicsgate product being snakes oil in comic form
Not enough shit to be a storm. Shills on one hand. people who REALLY fricking hated the dude on the other.
You gotta be kidding, the only people who post about this are the people who have an astronomic hate boner for it and want everyone else to hate it with them.
Why do you hate Indie comic book creators
In 2017, I fricked Eric July on the train tracks behind the CSCD in Denton. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, super bushy (have you seen his shoulders??), and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right b***h, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fricking gay I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha homosexual". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his b***h and a gay as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick b***h." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Eric's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his butthole directly into his mouth. "The frick you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fricking gay" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fricked Eric July on the train tracks behind the CSCD in Denton.
the bee movie waifu threads were a trip
This still isn't as insane as the "Be Anti-racist, See Color" Steven Universe advert
This didnt really cause a shitstorm on Cinemaphile. There are 2 troony mods on here that actively ban anyone who unironically post this image, as well with anything assigned male.
That caused more of a shitstorm.
Stevonnie's just become the mascot for bad PSAs at this point.
>diversity
>no black, brown or asian characters
>no men
>just a bunch of hamplanets and white people with colored hair
What did they mean by this?
Lesbians, trans, and gays
I feel so bad for him
This made me unironcially eat more peaches. I even planted a peach sapling in my garden because of this. The b***h that runs these comics has my gratitude.
This one was my favorite because the usual handful of twittards who instinctively respond to this kind of stuff with "you just hate women" were drowned out by everyone else clowning on her for being crazy. The more you dig the worse she gets.
Feels like Why I Hate Saturn but without self awareness for the mc
>(he just goes!?!!?!)
this is amazingly deranged.
How big is their house, what the frick?
The husband is a lawyer and they both run a small business together.
Source? I need more of these, I can just imagine the deadeyed husband that is considering the rope.
damn I was raised by mother like this, those fricking 30 minutes long monologues about what she is gonna do and what I'm gonna do with the detail description of what I'm gonna see while doing it and what I'm gonna feel and think and what to do in case of every quantum possibility. they just drive you insane. she has to accept her kids gonna make mistakes
>(He just goes!?!!?!)
NANI!?!
KONO POWAH!!!
Do women seriously not understand how little their plans matter to other people? You think we sit here bewildered at the sound of running water in the toilet?
She's behaving as though she's leaving the house
If the house is big enough and if those kids are young enough, they might get into some kind of serious trouble if both of their parents went to another room and left the kids unsupervised.
I remember someone I know complaining that her kids would always try to talk to her about stuff specifically when she's busy with something. Maybe the kids in the comic have interrupted the mom's shower in the past, and that's why she's explaining so meticulously that they'll have to spend the next 10 minutes with their dad instead.
I do that first panel with my boyfriend, but he and I both understand it’s a symptom of mental illness.
>guy has two jobs, pays for absolutely everything, cooks dinner, plays with the kids, help them with homework and takes on the house chores thrice a week so she can do yoga
>wife makes a webcomic where he's the lazy bum irresponsible and sefish father while she does everything
Man...
My mother is exactly like this
If that's the case, I'd suggest getting therapy. She likely did a number on you and unpacking that can be like taking cement shoes off.
Maybe nobody listens to the comic woman cause she never shuts up. It becomes white noise at some point. Her kids and her husband, for the sake of thier sanities, no longer care to listen
even if nobody listens, the fact is that the husband and kids had to adapt to a stressful situation dealing with a person who is very likely a narcissist. Having developed a coping mechanism to a toxic situation does not mean that therapy would not be beneficial.
Yes, but the coping mechanisms they develop will stick with them even when she's not around. The husband will become emotionally numb. And her kids will develop a warped concept of love
>he...just...GOES?!?!?!
I don't remember ever seeing this one. LMAO. What a neurotic weirdo. What does she want him to do? I
Frick! This reminds of my mom.
The worst part is that when i lived with her i created the habit of telling where i go everytime i move around the house and she would still complain
>"I'm going to bathroom!"
>Her: "You don't need to tell me!"
>"Ok!"
Then i would change rooms without telling her and she would go
>"Where the hell were you?"
The worst part is that has terrible peripheral vision and is constantly talking with people that already left the rooms
>I’m going to lock the door so I won’t be available
but why?
She doesn't want to.
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us
In a hunter-gatherer society the man ate first because he was responsible for providing the food. Then came the woman's turn and lastly the replaceable larvae.
Women tended to do the "gathering part." Men hunted while women went out and picked berries and shit.
This woman just strikes me as OCD, getting insanely obsessed with procedures and unspoken etiquette that doesn't actually exist.
Seems like she has some sort of persecution complex. Instead of simply talking about the things that upset her with her partner, she has to make it into some sort of battle of the sexes.
Maybe she's actually very pleasant in real life and the comics are like good natured ribbing, but if not it begs the question why anyone would want to put up with that.
So she's Larry David?
At best they may have similar observations (which is a stretch) but Larry David know how to actually turn those observations into a joke.
Why is his dick square?
'Cause it's hip to be square!
And frick bees
>kate claims she's only 35
That's weird, I could have sworn she was 40 by now. It's funny how people's ages on the internet always seem to be trending younger, even as they get older.
It's funny how hard Crunchyroll tried to memoryhole this and has never attempted anything non-Eastern since.
Today I will remind them.
snoot game?
Different banned series
I'm surprised this didn't cause anything
This can't actually be a reference. It's grasping too hard. Homosuck fans are pathetic.
the bottom 3 references make no sense to me but where the frick else are 'derse' and 'prospit' used you numbskull
Bottles are Faygo, a drink the clown troll enjoys, 2nd is pic related, 3rd is what previously mentioned clown frick says as hes a clown
Sorry, forgot to mention the cat symbol on the faygo is likely Roxy's cat symbol
on closer inspection it doesnt have eyes so its probably Jade Harley's little dog symbol instead actually.
>missing the Squiddles
Turn in your Homestuck badge please.
frick, you're right. Im sorry Chief Homestuckman, heres my badge. Im retiring from the force.
You know, if you had just said *wwalks out of thread* I probably would have tried to stop you.
But dammit kid, I still owe you for last time. I'm going to give you one last chance to redeem yourself. Hit me with your best /hsg/ impression.
"I've never read Homestuck"
>Homosuck fans are pathetic.
Pathetic enough to be an art director on the series homosexual
>if you want /hsg/ back you have no brain.
>but if you don't miss /hsg/ then you have no heart.
How is this diversity when its all literally the same shit? That all looks the same? Over and over. Oh look another show about a irritatingly immature white girl with magic powers and a doughy overfed body and her lame gay and brown friends with fricked up lives who someone defeat evil beings who where ancient when the universe was still young. Written by a bunch of literally insane bawds with clown hair and daddy issues.Same old shit for over a decade now.
remember Q-force?
This???
I hate this outrage so much. Because of it, the comic never got made and nobody will ever find out what internet gas is.
When you put it that way, I realize how short sighted we truly were.
>snowflake
>safespace
The jokes write themselves, is marvel even serious at this point?
Lmao remember when that guy with cancer had an affair with Kate Leth
From this page to the end of this shit story.
I remember Hopeless getting death threats because of this.
I was the one who sent them.
This shit is exactly why less and less people give a shit about the big comics. Too many times some new writer comes in and just deletes a character or otherwise ruins them without a moment's thought as a cheap way of making their "mark" on the series.
It's no wonder why anime and manga continues being on top of the industry, to the point where even traditional comics have to rip them off wholesale to keep up. Plus, in that particular category they usually keep the original writer until they straight up die.
Related,I miss the days when we could enjoy shows and fandoms without being terrorized and lectured to non stop by fat lesbians with made up genders and clown hair who all looked like John Waters movie characters.
If only you knew how easy it is to ignore it and go about your business.
>ignore it for over 10 years
>it just gets worse
frick that bullshit.
>I DEMAND SILENCE
the simplest way to prove your shit is just sect behaviour with a "social" coat of paint
>the people who don’t care are part of an enemy sect
No there really are just neutral people who don’t take this as a battleground
>writing room
>every single person is a white woman with unnatural hair color.
Very diverse!
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
damn it!
anyway was gonna post the Steven Universe anti-racism ad
https://www.google.com/url?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA0KTFdnBk8&ab_channel=CartoonNetwork
This whole comic
wasn't all that bad
was it really short-lived though? it felt like it lasted a while.
God I miss these threads, good times.
God how is it even possible gabby Rivera was allowed to write at at all, she only know how to write one character extremely bad.
gabby actually has won quite a few awards for her writing. Particularly her YA prose books. There was a big push to get them into schools, which was part of the reason why you had the backlash that lead to Desantis vs Disney.
Shilling her for political statements doesn't mean she knows how to write.
Technical precision. You asked why she was ALLOWED to write. Getting a bunch of awards doesn't actually mean she knows how to write.
Gabby Rivera take on America was so bad, marvel reconnected it, then ignore it.
This was so glorious.
Didn't Marvel have her origins be Lesbian Epstein Island and consider it a better origin than Rivera's?
Do those tattoos mean anything, or was it just aping what she thinks tribal tattoos look like?
do you think a moronic leaf has any idea
Wasn't Kate Leth kinda hot at one point?
Back in 2012, yeah. But internet personalities never age well.
Although I think this one was most the creators trying to make a shitstorm on Cinemaphile so they could advertise as the cartoon those evil Cinemaphileners hate.
We've come for your Doritos
This one was just an outright scam trying to bandwagon on the sjw sphere for a quick buck
I remember one of the biggest shitstorms related to High Guardian Spice was just people finding out how fat Kate Leth had gotten. She used to be quite the cutie, discovering that she had transformed into a hambeast broke the spirits of a lot of Anons.
oof, yeah. That's a hell of a transformation.
im going to impregnate that
A reminder to the young folks to try to establish good exercise and dietary habits by the age of 25. If you don't, you're statistically likely to plump out as you approach your 30's.
this is true, kids
t. fat 32 year old frick who has only recently started taking care of his body
you got this!
but yeah, losing it is way god damned harder than simply maintaining good shape.
i got the exercise part down, but my diet is fricked. best way to solve this? keep in mind my mother buys all my food, and she's more generous with me than she should be in that regard.
Cartoon characters can be depicted losing weight by taking a page out of how humans do it. I wish they showed this more often in cartoons there, it's on topic.
exercise is great for energy, mood, and overall health and
longevity, but losing weight is a diet thing.
Portion control is the key here. You can eat almost whatever you want, but if you're having calorie-dense foods, you need to mitigate how much you're having.
There are apps that help you, but they're kind of a pain in the ass to use. I tried them and ended up bailing. Instead I made a note on my phone of the type of stuff I typically eat and what the weight to calorie calculation is. (I find that saying 100g of cooked rice, for example, is more accurate than saying 1 cup which, depending on the type of rice and how it's cooked, can vary wildly). If you don't have a scale for the kitchen, get one, and then start measuring things when you're putting a meal together.
You don't need to be super anal about tracking everything all the time, but it's good to start getting an idea of what 100g of rice looks like, or 15g of mayonnaise or 200g of chicken. Sometimes the smallest things can tip a meal over the edge. Keep a mental tally and try to keep meals around 500cal which will put you at 1500calories for meals and give you some wiggle room for snacks and beverages (keep an eye on caloric index of these too). If you're very heavy or hit the gym hard every day, you might be able to cheat this number up but remember that people tend to overestimate how much they burn and underestimate how much they consume. Veggies are almost negligible so you can weigh them but they probably won't put you over your calorie count. If you're cooking them in oil, you'll want to track that though, since it adds up really quickly.
You don't need to be a crazy person like this forever, but it's just good to get an idea of what 'reasonable' portions look like.
thanks for the advice anon. i guess besides that, all i really have to contend with is willpower.
i have problems with this as well, i handle it by doing things in groups
I recently started doing Muay Thai, theres a certain pressure in the back of your mind that you have to go because what good excuse can you really bring when someone asks you why you didn't show up last session
Doing something with IRL friends is basically the same. When I was in my early 20s I used to lift weights with my brother. When I tried to weasle out of it he dragged my ass to the gym and vice versa
Everyone is different, but I personally find that committing to reasonable things is key. I like riding my bike, but I need a destination. I've decided that a 16 mile round trip ride to a neighboring city (which takes me over a bridge with a reasonably challenging incline) is a good path for me. That said, I'd find that I would sometimes ride that every day and then take extended periods off. Lately I've been trying to commit to at least 3 times a week. Usually I'll do more, but 3 times a week isn't outrageous so even when things are pretty busy, I can at least get that in.
EAT Black person
STUFF YOUR FACE TILL YOU CAN'T
THEN DRINK IT
EAAAAAAAT
>t. bulkin
Take smaller portions. Even if you just go back for seconds to get what you would have had originally, it feels like it is more, and if you find yourself too lazy to bother getting up, then you aren't that hungry and that's great!
I'm actually a spooky skeleton physique wise so I don't think I have to worry about that, but I understand that I really should start hitting the gym/planning my diet at some point.
exercise is just good for health and well-being in general. That said, metabolism is a weird thing. I knew a girl in college who was RAIL thin and bony. Fast forward and I came across her on social media one day and she was quite large. I have no idea how that happened, but it did so...cautionary tale.
Without knowing anything I'd guess it was medication related, that shit fricks with your weight like nothing else.
>If you don't, you're statistically likely to plump out as you approach your 30's.
I'm reminded every day that there are people who spent their entire adolescences skinny without exercising a second more than I did.
Smaller fricking plates as a kid and a diet of doritos and energy drinks and they get to be the hottest piece of ass on the block
Most of the time it doesn’t last. Those kids who eat like shit turn into adults who eat like shit and also drink booze and suddenly they have no idea why they’re gaining weight
Is it even the same person? That's an incredible downgrade.
Woke culture, not even once.
Why did they claim a diverse writing staff only to say the staff was all women in the next line? Also why are all the women on the staff white rainbow hair 35 year olds with problem glasses if they're meant to be a diverse group?
bump
Does anyone actually give Kate Leth the time of day? To my recollection, she's the dumbass who tried to make Yale Stewart out to be a rapist for sending a dick pic to a girl Leth knew, whom he was dating and intimate with at the time. Leth got hold of the pic and passed it around work and parties "as a joke", then claimed it somehow made Yale a predator because so many people had seen said pic. This also came about right when she got outed for having a BDSM affair with a man who had cancer and ultimately died, leading to her unloading about the whole thing in a drunken Twitter rant that she, once sober, tried to cover up as "spring cleaning" when a fan asked why she nuked her Twitter page.
>she got outed for having a BDSM affair with a man who had cancer and ultimately died
So she helped a dying man get his rocks off at the end of his life. Why is she being hung out to dry for this?
Dude what married and seeing Leth behind his wife's back. She gave a big spiel about how hard it was to be secret mistress and not being able to attend the funeral.
Shame on him for cheating on his wife, but I don't think she is really the villain here.
>banging someone else's husband without her permission
She definitely is, but it takes a real conscience to tell.
I get that you're digging for reasons to trash her, but I think he's at fault more than she is. He's the one who actually cheated.
That does NOT make her innocent, as much as you'd like.
I'm not saying she's innocent, but I think your anger over the situation is overblown. At the end of the day, she's not the one who cheated so the dead guy deserves more of the blame. I don't know how the fact that he had cancer factors into making it worse, but that seems to be something people bring up to make the situation seem more illicit. In the scheme of reasons people dislike her, I think the whole affair thing seems like a non-issue that is only added to the pile to make her seem worse.
It's probably best to agree that we're at a stalemate, though. I'm unlikely to change your mind and you're unlikely to change mind at this point, so we'll agree to disagree.
>anger
I'm just pointing out she was completely in the wrong.
He was smart enough not to whine about how hard is to frick behind his wife back though.
She was complaining about how hard it was on her to date a married man. Is less a "oh my god she is a monster" and more of a "bitch, are you for real?"
framing it like that is different and I'd agree with you. The act is one thing, but trying to complain about the difficulties is pretty ridiculous. Yeah...you knew what you were getting into.
Didn’t she get cancelled for saying “Gypsy” once?
The opposite. She wanted to cancel someone for saying gypsy.
No real gypsies care about being called gypsies. They're too busy doing meth, picking pockets, and being illiterate.
dont forget shitting in the street
And if they don't like it, they just curse you.
What a stupid b***h.
Cans without labels.
Chris Chan fricking his mom, and people focusing more on how people where misgendering him.
Same with Ezra Miller molesting kids, robbing and punching some Australian folks etc- yet all these frickers care about is his pronouns lmao
I will use "he" just to annoy Twittemorons
well, his movie bombed and considering how problematic his behavior was leading up to the release, it's unlikely he'll get much work moving forward so there's that.
Holy shit she looks like GirlVinyl.
Industry women seem to have two choices
>chase the current sexual trend, marring their bodies and gaining some coveted status
Or
>become mothers despite having very few eggs left in the carton
There is no in-between, you either end up a Katie or a Noelle
It came out, it was forgettable and not very good, everyone forgot about it. What's to tell?
>Aime service
>Attracts anime fans who only want more anime translated and put onto the service
>They decide to make a very modern western cartoon made in california
>Anime fans are not interested in this
How was this such a hard thing for Crunchyroll to figure out?
Simple
Like a lot of projects these days, the point wasn't to please fans
It's possible they were trying to expand their market. At one point McDonalds attracted fans who only wanted a cheap/consistent burger and fries at lunch and dinner. The decided to make breakfast.
It worked.
Sandwich into sandwich is a much easier transition than generic anime into generic beanmouth.
you're choosing your words carefully, but you could also say
>Sandwich into pancakes is a much harder transition than cartoon into cartoon.
I will never believe a pancake is harder to make than a cartoon
I'm guessing you didn't do so hot on the analogy portion of the SATs
Your analogy is shit. A fast food franchise serving breakfast is not as challenging as a US-based company trying to cater to weeaboos, who are still a poorly understood market.
Restaurants have been deciding to serve breakfast since the dawn of the country.
The lesson here is parasocial mimicry will lead you into hell. It's best to be your own person. What the frick is wrong with you that you would cut off a part of your body to seem cool? Get the frick away from me.
don't get pissy just because you don't understand how analogies work. Should have studied harder in school
Look at who owns Crunchyroll and you'll immediately figure it out
It's not israelites isn't it?
Damn shame, she used to be a cutie
Oh wow she really is an attention prostitute
maybe I go there next summer to throw eggs at her
If her boobs were causing her distress, then I hope she's found happiness.
I think a lot of things caused Kate Leth distress
ewww gross
Is funny to me how these kid of people see Themselves as the other gender/sex but they still have their original attributes and minds of its gender
This level of attention whoring, to bait people to make positive comments for self-validation can just be made by a woman.
I genuinely do not understand why amputating healthy limbs is considered going against the Hippocratic oath, but not chopping off healthy genitalia.
>parasocial mimicry will lead you into hell
You have to use your brain. You have to exercise a moral conscience. God will not help you otherwise. This parasitic feeding is speaking volumes about where you belong.
This show wasn't even bad, it as an 8/10, better than Steven Universe and early Adventure Time.
But you homosexuals love your striaght white guys, o down it went
Cinemaphile is simultaneously full of losers with no power and also has the power to make or break cartoons
Astounding
>8/10
bait
what happened to this dude? Still animated pieces of grass or has he finally given up?