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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that's what it does

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell by your disappointment that you know exactly what I'm referencing

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this is a real viable gun. Not fictional Hollywood liberal garbage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick anon, anyone with eyes can see it's a fish

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liberal
        Stop forcing politics into everything Keith.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really, XM8 is dead in the water, the gun's plastic was literally melting after some tests

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice fuddlore, Bill

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your shotgun bro!

      The XM8 is barely in any films.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was just about to post something about that being a moronic gun but ONLY in Equilibrium. Gotta be my favourite example.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough dakka but its a good start.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is his left hand twice the size of his right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a big guy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bump

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind? his right hand is bigger.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree this is cringe. That's a very aggressive muzzle brake for 5.56 he should use a suppressor or just a longer barrel with a2 flash hider.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is a hollywood gun moronic if it’s an actual gun without any modification pretending to be futuristic?

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't the futuristic gun, the energy weapon was the futuristic gun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the "energy weapon" is literally just a H&K G11, they should've at least made it look a little different like they did to WW2 weapons in Star Wars

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't operated anything like the energy weapon in demolition man, it doesn't even have to charge and its munitions are weak as shit in comparison.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idiot. He’s saying that the “sci fi gun design” is really just a completely unmodified real-world gun masquerading as a super plasma railgun thing. Rather than pay artists and prop makers to design this cool sci-fi gun, they just took the HK G11 and, relying on the audience’s lack of familiarity with the weapon, simply placed this real world gun in the film and used VFX to make it look like it shoots le heckin epic palsma blasts.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You couldn't just go on the internet and find pics of G11 back then so it was ok to put as a futuristic gun, you "aktschually" homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An info sign that uses Doom font.
      The future I want to live i.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuck gun for a cuck soldier.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Comes with a dilator attachment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent
        free

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy being "penetrated" with bullets gungay, you're probably American LMAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Comes with a dilator attachment

      Rent free.

  6. 7 months ago
    Sage

    I hate realism gays so much.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It fits with the overall aesthetic. Gungays must fricking hang.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >introduce a weapon that doesn't just shoot bullets, it can do like 5 other things as well
    >gets used ONCE in the film
    >it's used to shoot bullets like any other gun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called comedy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kid me got the ps1 game and was really excited to finally see the gun in action, but the game turned out to be one of the worst things ever designed so the jokes on me I guess

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game had a creepy atmosphere and was kinda scary as a kid, especially the level where you escape the nypd building and there's red lights flashing and dozens of those flying drones shooting at you

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should've went with the superior Bruce Willis PS1 shooter.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Time to jam!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am a fan of the movie and even i knew not to buy this fricking mess. i rented it a weekend. played 5 minutes, dropped it. went with the nightmare creatures 1st level demo.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nightmare creatures demo
            based. I played the same one.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember playing this game as a kid and getting stuck at Zorg tower with Korben. Couldn't get to his office (the door closes right in front of you) and try as I might I couldn't figure it out. Remembered it over 20 years later and watched a walkthrough, it would appear the office doors are a red herring and you actually enter it through some ducts that open after you brute force a combination for some terminals nearby. How tf was a kid supposed to get that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did all sorts of stupid shit like that in games back in the day. Bad game design and devs prob thought it was clever.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit like that was just a ploy to get kids to call the 1-900 game hint hotlines.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Shenmue 2 there's a quick time event where this old guy holds a straight razor to your throat and he's teaching you not to panic or some shit, so you're supposed to ignore the quick time event that you've been conditioned for through hours of playing.

            That shit filtered me for DAYS because I wasn't paying attention to the dialogue. Every time I failed I thought I was too slow or doing something wrong when pressing the button and then I had to wait an entire in-game day to try again because of the fricking clock in the game. Just going back to work stacking boxes at the docks, waiting for the old guy to open his shop again...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You miss the part where bruce willis used the built in bomb to blow a bunch of the grunts up?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't that a completely unrelated turret?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do turrets have built in bombs?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we only ever see Gary Oldman using the pod gun. Even the orcs trying to buy some from him just blow themselves up immediatelly.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought that was the entire point of the gun. It was a gimmick to distract the bangalores with flashy looks and weird features so he could kill them all when they stopped being useful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He picked up a random grenade off a dead Bangalore.
        All of their ZF-1's blew up so they didn't have any for the assault on the ship.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't even use their famous Net Launcher.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't the bullets track specific targets like mini homing missiles? seemed pretty sweet to me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has a tagging function for that, but it only happens in the gun's demonstration.
        The dude is right, besides the fun demonstration, it's only used as a machine gun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If by sweet you mean pointless. If you've already shot someone you probably don't need to keep one shooting, and if you panic and stich to that setting during a live firefight you're 100% fricked.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a Hollywood movie, you fricking shithead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then what is it, Black person?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A french film, Black person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A french film, Black person.

        Not a Hollywood movie, you fricking shithead.

        It fits with the overall aesthetic. Gungays must fricking hang.

        >Comes with a dilator attachment

        This board is so bad. Just don't participate jf you want to be such gays.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you b***hing about?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, there's too many morons on here that don't talk about movies or enjoy quoting they just b***h and moan

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Effortposting is too hard when you're a phoneposter. So they just do quick shitposts to try and get some attention.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grandpa starts shooting faster than TF2 Heavy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grandma* frick

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the movie itself barely gave a frick, you shouldnt either anon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I take my /teevee/ memes very seriously, thank you.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually a cool gun, you zoomershits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could bust every myth besides the one with the chimneys

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bio force gun
      wat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a kids toy, aspie, calm down

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doom movie couldn't call it Big Fricking Gun because of the PG13 rating.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Violence, gore, dismembering, people being killed by demons is fine.
          >A single f-word is unacceptable!

          >all that rust
          You'd figure they'd take a little bit of good care of it if they're going to auction it.

          It would go down in value if someone fixed it.

          [...]
          what is the point of a scope on this gun

          Rule of cool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well that's irrelevant, because it always stood for Big Fragging Gun

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It shoots green fart balls anon

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need fully automatic firearm guns for our cyberpunk setting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL that has to be an ai gun, it doesn't even look cool, let alone functional

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hasn't played any fps like ever?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if you don't see the merchant.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not 12 years old so no.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is 12 the age your mommy said she will let you finally play those kinds of games which do tend to be too much violence for a child like you since they involve shooting from a first person perspective and you have a lot of trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks dope as hell cuh

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, that one is awesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did this thing even shoot?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God shut up racist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aliens mostly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        zworps

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kaboomium

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it threw large wams

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a solid 1-off gag. Nothing moronic about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hehe tiny gun. It’s probably weak and shoots little hole

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the space AK47s from andor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldnt they use ak47s in space?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    never listen to gungays on which things are actually cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this, warhammer 40k?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate 40k and 40k fans so fricking much its unreal

        it's from destiny 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate 40k and 40k fans so fricking much its unreal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah listen to cartoon boys and furgays instead.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just join two movie stills together, nobody will ever know!

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get this party started

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The more I look at it the more I feel depressed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NuQxEQH.jpg

      Both these guns are supposed to be dumb though

      Fifth Element gun looks like a joke until he shows it can do everything. Beverly Hills gun is a joke all the way through except for the fact it can also act as a machine gun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another intentionally goofy gun.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's on purpose but both are scams, overdesigned for the biggest dumbest whales.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to take a tylenol for your back pain.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eraser would've been welcomed more if it wasn't for those terrible sci fi guns that stick out like a sore thumb

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rail guns were great in that movie though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically had the same visual effect as the Quake 2 railgun.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          q2 copied it from the film.
          a lot of game weps were taken from films

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing the movie is remembered for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rail guns are the only reason I'm even aware of this movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      disappointing film even at the time. they showed those guns in the preview and they appear in the film for about 30 seconds at the end.
      utterly forgettable otherwise, dunno why arnie rolled so many poor films after his streak of amazing ones. mid 90s ruined him

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only sane post is the whole thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a special gun intended for very close range kills. I think it’s like an assassin thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to post it again
      You know why this prop exists, who made it and that they in vain tell directors never to do close-ups of it

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all that rust
      You'd figure they'd take a little bit of good care of it if they're going to auction it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, auction usually means someone died and they are trying to sell their shit as quickly as possible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is the point of a scope on this gun

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The better to see you with, my dear

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A fricking tiger
        So glad I never watched past season 3, it already got so fricking stupid at that point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Jesus fricking Christ. I never knew it was THAT bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snake Plisken's gun

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I love the ZF1

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >opens thread
    >no gun from deep rising/wrongfully accused
    >closes thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love me a five-barrelled rifle that somehow never needs to be reloaded, while handguns instantly run out of ammo

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this gun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shotguns are subsonic , makes the silencer very effective

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just think i read that a shotgun silencer "dies" very quick

        im not a gun nerd, though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're a dumbass and try to fire shot through it, sure
          for slugs it's fine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just think i read that a shotgun silencer "dies" very quick

        im not a gun nerd, though

        >silencer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What name do you think is on the patent, moron? I will give you a hint: it’s not suppressor

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What name do you think is on the Q-tip patent?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual infant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        supressed shotguns are still really fricking loud, anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The numbers I can find says 20-60 decibel. 60 is a normal conversation

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you sure that wasn't the amount of decibel reduction, not the final decibel level?
            The best I could find was an advertising claim of 136 decibels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the liberal use of the bolt gun was more moronic. Didn't he use it to bust the lock open on the hotel door or was that the shotgun?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed he made his own custom ammo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but suppressed shotguns exist though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if I'm not mistaken shotgun supressors didn't exist when the film was made. I might be wrong tho

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair they gave em shitty guns on purpose

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My favorite

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this

    or literally anything from a neil blomkamp film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      and by this I mean moronicly good and not hollywood

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His guns look cool though moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Ridley

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like how she got so moronic, even hollywood was like 'naw go over there now forever'

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I remembering incorrectly or did she also pull off like a rocket or grenade blast jump. So dumb.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So dumb.
        kino you mean. and yes, she jumps over a wall with a rocket blast double jump, lands and kills lots of zombies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just hold it in your hands?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently learnt that the reason Richard Lynch looks like that is because he set himself on fire in Central Park while on drugs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jack Palance looks the way he looks because he drove off a fricking cliff and they had to put him back together Tim Burton Joker style. Before the accident, he had trouble getting roles. Afterwards, they couldn't him up to play villains fast enough. Believe it... or NOT.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >With the outbreak of World War II, Palance's athletic career ended, and his career as a member of the United States Army Air Forces began. His face was said to have become disfigured while bailing out of a burning B-24 Liberator bomber during a training flight over Southern Arizona (where he was a student pilot). His distinctive cheekbones and deep-set eyes were said to have been the result of reconstructive surgery.

          >The story behind Palance's face was repeated numerous times (including in respected film reference works), but on his death, several obituaries quoted his saying that the entire story had been contrived: "Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face', why didn't they do a better job of it?"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a brief interview on youtube about it.
        he was fairly candid about it, taught him. how stupid drugs were.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NuQxEQH.jpg

      It was actually a cool gun, you zoomershits

      Yes, we all read the article, stupid homosexuals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top Seventeen Dumbest Guns In Film [Number 4 Will Blow You Away]

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking article? Except for the first one literally all of them are almost always mentioned in gun threads on here, you fricking newbie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Top Seventeen Dumbest Guns In Film [Number 4 Will Blow You Away]

          How have you been using the internet without knowing how to properly search for topics? Do you both need to be baby sat and for everyone else to wipe your ass while you impotently cry with your mother's alcohol cummed drench breast milk in your belly?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here you fricking baby
            https://www.thearmorylife.com/top-5-dumbest-movie-guns-of-all-time/

            It was a rhetorical question meant to point out how moronic you're being for thinking everyone gets their opinions from the same articles as you do, morono. People talk about those guns all the fricking time on here, there's no reason to think people got it from some random article just because you're so much of an underage newbie that you've never heard about them.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can read the writing on the wall. Too many of the same replies referencing the same answers within such a small time frame. I'm not gullible like yourself. I don't believe in coincidence.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spoken like a true schizo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spoken like a true fool

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noo everyone must have learnt about these guns from the same article I learnt about them from!!!
                The only fool here is you, newbie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really lack the ability to read between the lines

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reading empty space
                now who's the fricking moron?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for the ride home, a snow cone
                >it's just more Chivas on ice

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it's empty to the blind. You couldn't see it even if it slapped you square in the face. You're just that dense.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Empty space can't physically interact with me you fricking moron lmao

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo don't talk about things on forums!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here you fricking baby
          https://www.thearmorylife.com/top-5-dumbest-movie-guns-of-all-time/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only site I regularly browse. How would I know about the article?

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >atgm
    >guided bullets
    >flamethrower
    >high rof rotating barrel
    >non lethal option (net)
    >auto destruct

    It’s kino and you’re a huge fat

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood Debt: Paid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you kill that bird, butthole?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did he do it though, even if you are a hunter
        could have just shot in the air, try to snipe a decent target, not a duck, what a c**t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy Opposite Day

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino mgs3 reference

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOOLD?

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens ones were ridiculous, but looked cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alien: Covenant ones were stupid and looked homosexual. I'll take something that doesn't even look like a gun over this thing any day of the week.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an Steyr AUG assault rifle, Austrian production. It's in many movies wince the 70s.
        this particular one seems to have some parts re-printed for spacey's sake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah well it's stupid and looks homosexual with all those picatinny rails, they should have had spaceguns

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it looks fricking moronic next to any other gun in the Alien universe, that's been established for decades? Same reason all the holograms and touchscreens were moronic and homosexual in those movies but were okay in Minority Report.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No?
                The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
                The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
                There is nothing wrong with it.

                If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.

                If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any "modern" guns in future movies look dumb as shit. The guns in Aliens were iconic because they did a fantastic job making them look futuristic. People still love the Pulse Rifle decades later. No one's even remembers the guns from Covenant because they're just Steyrs and M4s that are still around a hundred years in the future.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                but anon that ammo counter is electronic and would fail in the field! that's clearly a bad gun choice for your imagined universe!!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No?
                have a nice day, zoomerBlack person
                >Verification not required.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it looks fricking moronic next to any other gun in the Alien universe, that's been established for decades? Same reason all the holograms and touchscreens were moronic and homosexual in those movies but were okay in Minority Report.

              No?
              The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
              The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
              There is nothing wrong with it.

              If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.

              If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.

              I love this website, get the popcorn out homosexuals, autism is on the screen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        aha

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alien: Covenant ones were stupid and looked homosexual. I'll take something that doesn't even look like a gun over this thing any day of the week.

          That's an Steyr AUG assault rifle, Austrian production. It's in many movies wince the 70s.
          this particular one seems to have some parts re-printed for spacey's sake.

          >giving the European Terrorist Gun to your main character
          ISHYGDDT

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why European Terrorist Gun?
            It's mainly used by armies, secondary by special police units. As good as no one has it in private or even for mercenaries. Far too expensive.

            If, by any metric, it would be the classic AK47 deserving this label.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because that's what it's iconic for in Hollywood, Mr. Autist. The AK47 is Middle Eastern Terrorist Gun today, or Soviet/Viet Cong/Guerilla Gun yesterday, never European.

              No?
              The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
              The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
              There is nothing wrong with it.

              If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.

              If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.

              >For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
              >being so autistic that you dismiss one of the most kino sci-fi guns ever created
              please leave

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was fast running out of arguments.
                If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs, then maybe you should leave, it would be better for you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound rustled and like you’re stroking out

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back when 'swedish hitman' did not mean some barely legal somalian throwing hand grenades.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back then "swedish serial killer" meant a guy who was bullied for being an immigrant in school and decided to larp as a neonazi swede and kill other immigrants, but failing to kill 8/10 victims despite using a laser sight to aim and hitting many of them in the head.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's German, moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this version
          looks better than

          Alien: Covenant ones were stupid and looked homosexual. I'll take something that doesn't even look like a gun over this thing any day of the week.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            kind of crazy how they managed to make it looks LESS futuristic, isn't it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a real MG 44 ("Hitler's Saw') on a fictive hip-mount

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No?
        The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
        The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
        There is nothing wrong with it.

        If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.

        If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.

        MG42 you colossal nogun homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blocks your path
      At least wino was hot as frick kn this movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still just don't understand what this gun actually shoots.
      The little magazines they surrender look like they are just little battery pack things. Are they like the mass effect guns that just shoot super tiny projectiles at really high speeds so they don't need a conventional magazine?

      Also, the normal pulse rifle magazines bother me because of how much the bottom flares out. How fricking inconvenient to carry around a bunch of those.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct - The items they surrounded were the battery couplings that linked the gun to the targeting system in their helmets. The are supposed to auto track and fire at what the operator is looking at so by removing the battery, the gun is rendered useless.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No cartridge
    >Somehow holds grenades/flares etc too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's that under the barrel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably where you find all the high tech shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the holder for grenades/flares etc

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another intentionally goofy gun.

      was it a reference?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the joker gun is ridiculously long. He uses it to take out the Batwing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the deathwish gun is also ridiculously long, gramps

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gramps
            I will be the father you never had for a moment. I want you to try your hardest to stop being a dumbass zoomer. You wont get far if you go through life like this kid. Death Wish is older than Tim Burton's Batman and the length of the two guns isn't even close.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >using "kid" at the end of your sentence on this site post-2008
              have a nice day bucko

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It shoots through SCHOOLS

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a fricking CCTV camera mounted as a scope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You better get to use one of those for an ED-209 boss fight in the new Robocop game.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The picture is from Citizen X, a movie about catching a soviet serial killer. Throughout the rest of the movie there's nothing that stands out, it all looks convincingly Soviet to an outsider. Then they end it with this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russia issues glocks. Thats a 17, and that specific one is issued by them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You earnestly think an executioner in Soviet Russia in 92 was issued a Glock?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never watched the movie, but if he was a FSB agent (which is what the KGB was renamed to) then maybe. They arent giving those guys shitty makarovs and grachs.

          Would have been cooler of it was a pss

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol wrong pic.

            fired in 3 shot bursts, 3x9 is 21, so it is really a 21 caliber machine gun with about 10 of them in the clip

            The french famas has a 25 round magazine and fires in 3 round burst. 25 is not divisible by 3. This can really teach a homie a lot about those frog fricking homosexuals.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              they just press the trigger and one comes out instead of three.
              french weapons are generally quite good

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, this guy looks really happy to lug his issued rifle around. 11/10 will reenlist again.

                Also, guess how i know that youve never fired an automatic or burst fire rifle before.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Steady fricking up the whole uploading pic thing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fired automatic, burst and single shot rifles.
                guess how I know you have aids and frick children.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this fricking character... this based actor hit rock bottom with this piece of trash.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dumbest guns in all show biz are in the third season of Blake's Seven.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really really like this shotgun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would abandon this gun in Hitman knowing it's worth more than im being paid for the hit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shotgun
      Fricking moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to get your fricking eyes checked

        But it is a shotgun. See:

        >Here's your shotgun bro!

        The XM8 is barely in any films.

        Equilibrium wouldn't lie!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to get your fricking eyes checked

        [...]
        Dumbass

        Look at this dumb shit anon

        That's not a shotgun, idiot

        In fallout 4 maybe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get your fricking eyes checked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SNIPER HAS ACQUIRED TARGET!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shotgun, stupid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      with a scope for long distance door breaching

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at this dumb shit anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >use this bait all the time
      >never get as many baited (you)s
      It's not fair

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been able to understand the W2000. Everything about the way it's put together should make it ugly as hell, but the complete product is visually beautiful. What's the word for this phenomenon?

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bit where both barrels swivel out slightly to hit two people standing far apart

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PPSH, heck of a shotgun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you did that in a movie, they'd call it unrealistic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a shotgun, idiot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really really like this shotgun

      Dumbass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In fallout 4 maybe

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an .88 Magnum, it shoots through schools

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still have no clue were this is from or what the context is but the image always makes me chuckle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't go watch Johnny Dangerously, Anon. My mother made me go watch it once. Once!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a real gun?

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's the gun version of the F-35
    fiction becomes reality

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the red button do?

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old /k/ bait memes still work, amazing

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe pic related hasn't been posted yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I can't remember what movie that was.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        from dusk till dawn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they brought it back in machete kills

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is moronic but frick me I want one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half Life guns are peak moron kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half Life guns are peak moron kino

      both real and valid weapons. These anons are stupid.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does the MP7 shoot grenades like that?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm no firearm expert but observation wise:

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an MP5

            Half Life guns are peak moron kino

            is supposed to be pic related

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              dev error. Originally, there were supposed to be more weapons in the game, including a scoped rifle called the OCIW. It'd also have the grenade launcher. When the OCIW was cut in favor of the Pulse Rifle (which itself was originally a model for a flare gun), the functions of the OCIW were transplanted onto the SMG, minus any zoom functions.
              >tfw quoting the worse place on the internet

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate the pulse rifle so much. Like, what the frick is going on here? It looks fine in first person, but holy shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its magic alien combine weaponry anon, beyond our understanding. I always thought it was the coolest gun with the little mini-arm thing that reloaded it with that belelbelleblelel WEEP-WOOP sound. At least they allowed a barrel for the super destruction energy orbs on that one.

                I mean some of their cut monsters interactions that resulted in player death were called "Fatal copulation"

                >pic rel, its "MR. Friendly"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                dev error. Originally, there were supposed to be more weapons in the game, including a scoped rifle called the OCIW. It'd also have the grenade launcher. When the OCIW was cut in favor of the Pulse Rifle (which itself was originally a model for a flare gun), the functions of the OCIW were transplanted onto the SMG, minus any zoom functions.
                >tfw quoting the worse place on the internet

                The only thing that I fully think was a moronic cut from the beta was the OCIW, especially for the Pulse rifle
                the Combine soldiers STILL have OCIW reload animations in the final game; fricking stupid
                that, and they broke the cool brass ejection animation on the pistol, so it looks like it doesn't eject brass at all-- they NEVER fixed that, even with all the cumulative updates

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                thankfully valve redeemed themselves with the guns in Half Life Alyx which are much less ugly (mostly because it had to hold up to higher scrutiny). It's also neat to see Russell's gun slowly turn into the Alyx gun from half life 2, that was a neat subtle detail.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the OTHER trigger?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is for bullets.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why did I read this in Heavy's voice and think it should have been spelled boollets

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about moronic planes?

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason in that shitty death note live action Ligga takes out a blade runner pistol. I think its a cool gun but it makes zero fricking sense why hed have that in the movie

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I revoke its moron statement, its a real gun named the elephant gun. And one of the best god damn movies ever made. I miss you Bert.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't hunting elephants in teh movie my autismo bro.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beretta 9mm lauded to be super powerful
    >9mm
    >mfw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will blow your lungs out, man. I saw Corn Pop do it a hundred times.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong pic, I drunkenly reacted to my own post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        fired in 3 shot bursts, 3x9 is 21, so it is really a 21 caliber machine gun with about 10 of them in the clip

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Zat from Stargate SG1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Zat was okay as long as it was a stun gun. Made perfect sense for Jaffa to use when subduing people and for the SG teams to use. Having it kill with only two shots was really dumb. They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies. Just imagine how many times two jaffa have accidentally shot the same guy and had him die when the system lord really wanted to learn that guy's secrets.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies.
        Kek, didn't they only do that bullshit in two episodes?
        And then made fun of it in I think 200.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Michael Shanks
      I remember reading something where he makes fun of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon, you're remembering the linked video you just watched. Please take your alzheimer's meds.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Bruce Willis AMA

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's your kid's name?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These moronic beauties that show up in Blade 3, Stargate Atlantis, I think Eureka and probably a bunch of other sci-fi shows.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that lefties have been calling every republican Hitler since Nixon

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not showing the best movie gun
    I must be getting old

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tf2_engineer.avi

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a rocket, potato launcher, vape, and a flashlight. What more do you want?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      An mp3 player

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do a thread for wicked sweet firearm concepts low IQ mouth-breathers hate?
    I’m in.

    Quad-shotty
    “Phantasm”

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the point

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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