That doesn't operated anything like the energy weapon in demolition man, it doesn't even have to charge and its munitions are weak as shit in comparison.
Idiot. He’s saying that the “sci fi gun design” is really just a completely unmodified real-world gun masquerading as a super plasma railgun thing. Rather than pay artists and prop makers to design this cool sci-fi gun, they just took the HK G11 and, relying on the audience’s lack of familiarity with the weapon, simply placed this real world gun in the film and used VFX to make it look like it shoots le heckin epic palsma blasts.
>introduce a weapon that doesn't just shoot bullets, it can do like 5 other things as well >gets used ONCE in the film >it's used to shoot bullets like any other gun
kid me got the ps1 game and was really excited to finally see the gun in action, but the game turned out to be one of the worst things ever designed so the jokes on me I guess
the game had a creepy atmosphere and was kinda scary as a kid, especially the level where you escape the nypd building and there's red lights flashing and dozens of those flying drones shooting at you
i am a fan of the movie and even i knew not to buy this fricking mess. i rented it a weekend. played 5 minutes, dropped it. went with the nightmare creatures 1st level demo.
I remember playing this game as a kid and getting stuck at Zorg tower with Korben. Couldn't get to his office (the door closes right in front of you) and try as I might I couldn't figure it out. Remembered it over 20 years later and watched a walkthrough, it would appear the office doors are a red herring and you actually enter it through some ducts that open after you brute force a combination for some terminals nearby. How tf was a kid supposed to get that?
In Shenmue 2 there's a quick time event where this old guy holds a straight razor to your throat and he's teaching you not to panic or some shit, so you're supposed to ignore the quick time event that you've been conditioned for through hours of playing.
That shit filtered me for DAYS because I wasn't paying attention to the dialogue. Every time I failed I thought I was too slow or doing something wrong when pressing the button and then I had to wait an entire in-game day to try again because of the fricking clock in the game. Just going back to work stacking boxes at the docks, waiting for the old guy to open his shop again...
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we only ever see Gary Oldman using the pod gun. Even the orcs trying to buy some from him just blow themselves up immediatelly.
I thought that was the entire point of the gun. It was a gimmick to distract the bangalores with flashy looks and weird features so he could kill them all when they stopped being useful.
It has a tagging function for that, but it only happens in the gun's demonstration.
The dude is right, besides the fun demonstration, it's only used as a machine gun.
If by sweet you mean pointless. If you've already shot someone you probably don't need to keep one shooting, and if you panic and stich to that setting during a live firefight you're 100% fricked.
Is 12 the age your mommy said she will let you finally play those kinds of games which do tend to be too much violence for a child like you since they involve shooting from a first person perspective and you have a lot of trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality?
Fifth Element gun looks like a joke until he shows it can do everything. Beverly Hills gun is a joke all the way through except for the fact it can also act as a machine gun.
disappointing film even at the time. they showed those guns in the preview and they appear in the film for about 30 seconds at the end.
utterly forgettable otherwise, dunno why arnie rolled so many poor films after his streak of amazing ones. mid 90s ruined him
Jack Palance looks the way he looks because he drove off a fricking cliff and they had to put him back together Tim Burton Joker style. Before the accident, he had trouble getting roles. Afterwards, they couldn't him up to play villains fast enough. Believe it... or NOT.
>With the outbreak of World War II, Palance's athletic career ended, and his career as a member of the United States Army Air Forces began. His face was said to have become disfigured while bailing out of a burning B-24 Liberator bomber during a training flight over Southern Arizona (where he was a student pilot). His distinctive cheekbones and deep-set eyes were said to have been the result of reconstructive surgery.
>The story behind Palance's face was repeated numerous times (including in respected film reference works), but on his death, several obituaries quoted his saying that the entire story had been contrived: "Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face', why didn't they do a better job of it?"
Top Seventeen Dumbest Guns In Film [Number 4 Will Blow You Away]
How have you been using the internet without knowing how to properly search for topics? Do you both need to be baby sat and for everyone else to wipe your ass while you impotently cry with your mother's alcohol cummed drench breast milk in your belly?
Here you fricking baby
https://www.thearmorylife.com/top-5-dumbest-movie-guns-of-all-time/
It was a rhetorical question meant to point out how moronic you're being for thinking everyone gets their opinions from the same articles as you do, morono. People talk about those guns all the fricking time on here, there's no reason to think people got it from some random article just because you're so much of an underage newbie that you've never heard about them.
I can read the writing on the wall. Too many of the same replies referencing the same answers within such a small time frame. I'm not gullible like yourself. I don't believe in coincidence.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Spoken like a true schizo.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Spoken like a true fool
7 months ago
Anonymous
>noo everyone must have learnt about these guns from the same article I learnt about them from!!!
The only fool here is you, newbie.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You really lack the ability to read between the lines
7 months ago
Anonymous
>reading empty space
now who's the fricking moron?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>for the ride home, a snow cone >it's just more Chivas on ice
7 months ago
Anonymous
Of course it's empty to the blind. You couldn't see it even if it slapped you square in the face. You're just that dense.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Empty space can't physically interact with me you fricking moron lmao
That's an Steyr AUG assault rifle, Austrian production. It's in many movies wince the 70s.
this particular one seems to have some parts re-printed for spacey's sake.
Because it looks fricking moronic next to any other gun in the Alien universe, that's been established for decades? Same reason all the holograms and touchscreens were moronic and homosexual in those movies but were okay in Minority Report.
7 months ago
Anonymous
No?
The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
There is nothing wrong with it.
If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Any "modern" guns in future movies look dumb as shit. The guns in Aliens were iconic because they did a fantastic job making them look futuristic. People still love the Pulse Rifle decades later. No one's even remembers the guns from Covenant because they're just Steyrs and M4s that are still around a hundred years in the future.
7 months ago
Anonymous
but anon that ammo counter is electronic and would fail in the field! that's clearly a bad gun choice for your imagined universe!!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>No?
have a nice day, zoomerBlack person >Verification not required.
Because it looks fricking moronic next to any other gun in the Alien universe, that's been established for decades? Same reason all the holograms and touchscreens were moronic and homosexual in those movies but were okay in Minority Report.
No?
The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
There is nothing wrong with it.
If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.
I love this website, get the popcorn out homosexuals, autism is on the screen
Alien: Covenant ones were stupid and looked homosexual. I'll take something that doesn't even look like a gun over this thing any day of the week.
That's an Steyr AUG assault rifle, Austrian production. It's in many movies wince the 70s.
this particular one seems to have some parts re-printed for spacey's sake.
>giving the European Terrorist Gun to your main character
ISHYGDDT
Why European Terrorist Gun?
It's mainly used by armies, secondary by special police units. As good as no one has it in private or even for mercenaries. Far too expensive.
If, by any metric, it would be the classic AK47 deserving this label.
Because that's what it's iconic for in Hollywood, Mr. Autist. The AK47 is Middle Eastern Terrorist Gun today, or Soviet/Viet Cong/Guerilla Gun yesterday, never European.
No?
The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
There is nothing wrong with it.
If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.
>For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail. >being so autistic that you dismiss one of the most kino sci-fi guns ever created
please leave
7 months ago
Anonymous
That was fast running out of arguments.
If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs, then maybe you should leave, it would be better for you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs
7 months ago
Anonymous
You sound rustled and like you’re stroking out
7 months ago
Anonymous
Back when 'swedish hitman' did not mean some barely legal somalian throwing hand grenades.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Back then "swedish serial killer" meant a guy who was bullied for being an immigrant in school and decided to larp as a neonazi swede and kill other immigrants, but failing to kill 8/10 victims despite using a laser sight to aim and hitting many of them in the head.
No?
The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
There is nothing wrong with it.
If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.
I still just don't understand what this gun actually shoots.
The little magazines they surrender look like they are just little battery pack things. Are they like the mass effect guns that just shoot super tiny projectiles at really high speeds so they don't need a conventional magazine?
Also, the normal pulse rifle magazines bother me because of how much the bottom flares out. How fricking inconvenient to carry around a bunch of those.
Correct - The items they surrounded were the battery couplings that linked the gun to the targeting system in their helmets. The are supposed to auto track and fire at what the operator is looking at so by removing the battery, the gun is rendered useless.
>gramps
I will be the father you never had for a moment. I want you to try your hardest to stop being a dumbass zoomer. You wont get far if you go through life like this kid. Death Wish is older than Tim Burton's Batman and the length of the two guns isn't even close.
The picture is from Citizen X, a movie about catching a soviet serial killer. Throughout the rest of the movie there's nothing that stands out, it all looks convincingly Soviet to an outsider. Then they end it with this.
I never watched the movie, but if he was a FSB agent (which is what the KGB was renamed to) then maybe. They arent giving those guys shitty makarovs and grachs.
fired in 3 shot bursts, 3x9 is 21, so it is really a 21 caliber machine gun with about 10 of them in the clip
The french famas has a 25 round magazine and fires in 3 round burst. 25 is not divisible by 3. This can really teach a homie a lot about those frog fricking homosexuals.
I've never been able to understand the W2000. Everything about the way it's put together should make it ugly as hell, but the complete product is visually beautiful. What's the word for this phenomenon?
dev error. Originally, there were supposed to be more weapons in the game, including a scoped rifle called the OCIW. It'd also have the grenade launcher. When the OCIW was cut in favor of the Pulse Rifle (which itself was originally a model for a flare gun), the functions of the OCIW were transplanted onto the SMG, minus any zoom functions. >tfw quoting the worse place on the internet
7 months ago
Anonymous
I hate the pulse rifle so much. Like, what the frick is going on here? It looks fine in first person, but holy shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Its magic alien combine weaponry anon, beyond our understanding. I always thought it was the coolest gun with the little mini-arm thing that reloaded it with that belelbelleblelel WEEP-WOOP sound. At least they allowed a barrel for the super destruction energy orbs on that one.
I mean some of their cut monsters interactions that resulted in player death were called "Fatal copulation"
>pic rel, its "MR. Friendly"
7 months ago
Anonymous
dev error. Originally, there were supposed to be more weapons in the game, including a scoped rifle called the OCIW. It'd also have the grenade launcher. When the OCIW was cut in favor of the Pulse Rifle (which itself was originally a model for a flare gun), the functions of the OCIW were transplanted onto the SMG, minus any zoom functions. >tfw quoting the worse place on the internet
The only thing that I fully think was a moronic cut from the beta was the OCIW, especially for the Pulse rifle
the Combine soldiers STILL have OCIW reload animations in the final game; fricking stupid
that, and they broke the cool brass ejection animation on the pistol, so it looks like it doesn't eject brass at all-- they NEVER fixed that, even with all the cumulative updates
7 months ago
Anonymous
thankfully valve redeemed themselves with the guns in Half Life Alyx which are much less ugly (mostly because it had to hold up to higher scrutiny). It's also neat to see Russell's gun slowly turn into the Alyx gun from half life 2, that was a neat subtle detail.
For some reason in that shitty death note live action Ligga takes out a blade runner pistol. I think its a cool gun but it makes zero fricking sense why hed have that in the movie
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
The Zat was okay as long as it was a stun gun. Made perfect sense for Jaffa to use when subduing people and for the SG teams to use. Having it kill with only two shots was really dumb. They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies. Just imagine how many times two jaffa have accidentally shot the same guy and had him die when the system lord really wanted to learn that guy's secrets.
>They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies.
Kek, didn't they only do that bullshit in two episodes?
And then made fun of it in I think 200.
So that's what it does
I can tell by your disappointment that you know exactly what I'm referencing
But this is a real viable gun. Not fictional Hollywood liberal garbage
What the frick anon, anyone with eyes can see it's a fish
>liberal
Stop forcing politics into everything Keith.
not really, XM8 is dead in the water, the gun's plastic was literally melting after some tests
Nice fuddlore, Bill
>Here's your shotgun bro!
The XM8 is barely in any films.
I was just about to post something about that being a moronic gun but ONLY in Equilibrium. Gotta be my favourite example.
Not enough dakka but its a good start.
why is his left hand twice the size of his right
he's a big guy
bump
Are you blind? his right hand is bigger.
I agree this is cringe. That's a very aggressive muzzle brake for 5.56 he should use a suppressor or just a longer barrel with a2 flash hider.
Is a hollywood gun moronic if it’s an actual gun without any modification pretending to be futuristic?
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That wasn't the futuristic gun, the energy weapon was the futuristic gun.
the "energy weapon" is literally just a H&K G11, they should've at least made it look a little different like they did to WW2 weapons in Star Wars
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That doesn't operated anything like the energy weapon in demolition man, it doesn't even have to charge and its munitions are weak as shit in comparison.
Idiot. He’s saying that the “sci fi gun design” is really just a completely unmodified real-world gun masquerading as a super plasma railgun thing. Rather than pay artists and prop makers to design this cool sci-fi gun, they just took the HK G11 and, relying on the audience’s lack of familiarity with the weapon, simply placed this real world gun in the film and used VFX to make it look like it shoots le heckin epic palsma blasts.
You couldn't just go on the internet and find pics of G11 back then so it was ok to put as a futuristic gun, you "aktschually" homosexual.
>An info sign that uses Doom font.
The future I want to live i.
Cuck gun for a cuck soldier.
>Comes with a dilator attachment
rent
free
Enjoy being "penetrated" with bullets gungay, you're probably American LMAO
Rent free.
I hate realism gays so much.
It fits with the overall aesthetic. Gungays must fricking hang.
>introduce a weapon that doesn't just shoot bullets, it can do like 5 other things as well
>gets used ONCE in the film
>it's used to shoot bullets like any other gun
it's called comedy
kid me got the ps1 game and was really excited to finally see the gun in action, but the game turned out to be one of the worst things ever designed so the jokes on me I guess
the game had a creepy atmosphere and was kinda scary as a kid, especially the level where you escape the nypd building and there's red lights flashing and dozens of those flying drones shooting at you
Should've went with the superior Bruce Willis PS1 shooter.
>Time to jam!
i am a fan of the movie and even i knew not to buy this fricking mess. i rented it a weekend. played 5 minutes, dropped it. went with the nightmare creatures 1st level demo.
>nightmare creatures demo
based. I played the same one.
I remember playing this game as a kid and getting stuck at Zorg tower with Korben. Couldn't get to his office (the door closes right in front of you) and try as I might I couldn't figure it out. Remembered it over 20 years later and watched a walkthrough, it would appear the office doors are a red herring and you actually enter it through some ducts that open after you brute force a combination for some terminals nearby. How tf was a kid supposed to get that?
They did all sorts of stupid shit like that in games back in the day. Bad game design and devs prob thought it was clever.
Shit like that was just a ploy to get kids to call the 1-900 game hint hotlines.
In Shenmue 2 there's a quick time event where this old guy holds a straight razor to your throat and he's teaching you not to panic or some shit, so you're supposed to ignore the quick time event that you've been conditioned for through hours of playing.
That shit filtered me for DAYS because I wasn't paying attention to the dialogue. Every time I failed I thought I was too slow or doing something wrong when pressing the button and then I had to wait an entire in-game day to try again because of the fricking clock in the game. Just going back to work stacking boxes at the docks, waiting for the old guy to open his shop again...
You miss the part where bruce willis used the built in bomb to blow a bunch of the grunts up?
Wasn't that a completely unrelated turret?
Do turrets have built in bombs?
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we only ever see Gary Oldman using the pod gun. Even the orcs trying to buy some from him just blow themselves up immediatelly.
I thought that was the entire point of the gun. It was a gimmick to distract the bangalores with flashy looks and weird features so he could kill them all when they stopped being useful.
He picked up a random grenade off a dead Bangalore.
All of their ZF-1's blew up so they didn't have any for the assault on the ship.
Didn't even use their famous Net Launcher.
didn't the bullets track specific targets like mini homing missiles? seemed pretty sweet to me.
It has a tagging function for that, but it only happens in the gun's demonstration.
The dude is right, besides the fun demonstration, it's only used as a machine gun.
If by sweet you mean pointless. If you've already shot someone you probably don't need to keep one shooting, and if you panic and stich to that setting during a live firefight you're 100% fricked.
Not a Hollywood movie, you fricking shithead.
Then what is it, Black person?
A french film, Black person.
This board is so bad. Just don't participate jf you want to be such gays.
What are you b***hing about?
Honestly, there's too many morons on here that don't talk about movies or enjoy quoting they just b***h and moan
Effortposting is too hard when you're a phoneposter. So they just do quick shitposts to try and get some attention.
>Grandpa starts shooting faster than TF2 Heavy
Grandma* frick
If the movie itself barely gave a frick, you shouldnt either anon
I take my /teevee/ memes very seriously, thank you.
It was actually a cool gun, you zoomershits
They could bust every myth besides the one with the chimneys
>bio force gun
wat
it's a kids toy, aspie, calm down
Doom movie couldn't call it Big Fricking Gun because of the PG13 rating.
>Violence, gore, dismembering, people being killed by demons is fine.
>A single f-word is unacceptable!
It would go down in value if someone fixed it.
Rule of cool.
well that's irrelevant, because it always stood for Big Fragging Gun
It shoots green fart balls anon
>we need fully automatic firearm guns for our cyberpunk setting
LOL that has to be an ai gun, it doesn't even look cool, let alone functional
Hasn't played any fps like ever?
As if you don't see the merchant.
I'm not 12 years old so no.
Is 12 the age your mommy said she will let you finally play those kinds of games which do tend to be too much violence for a child like you since they involve shooting from a first person perspective and you have a lot of trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality?
it looks dope as hell cuh
Frick you, that one is awesome
What did this thing even shoot?
God shut up racist
Aliens mostly
zworps
Kaboomium
it threw large wams
It was a solid 1-off gag. Nothing moronic about it.
Hehe tiny gun. It’s probably weak and shoots little hole
the space AK47s from andor
why wouldnt they use ak47s in space?
never listen to gungays on which things are actually cool
What is this, warhammer 40k?
it's from destiny 2
I hate 40k and 40k fans so fricking much its unreal
Yeah listen to cartoon boys and furgays instead.
I'll just join two movie stills together, nobody will ever know!
Let's get this party started
The more I look at it the more I feel depressed
Both these guns are supposed to be dumb though
Fifth Element gun looks like a joke until he shows it can do everything. Beverly Hills gun is a joke all the way through except for the fact it can also act as a machine gun.
Another intentionally goofy gun.
Yes it's on purpose but both are scams, overdesigned for the biggest dumbest whales.
Don't forget to take a tylenol for your back pain.
Eraser would've been welcomed more if it wasn't for those terrible sci fi guns that stick out like a sore thumb
The rail guns were great in that movie though.
Basically had the same visual effect as the Quake 2 railgun.
q2 copied it from the film.
a lot of game weps were taken from films
Only thing the movie is remembered for?
the rail guns are the only reason I'm even aware of this movie
disappointing film even at the time. they showed those guns in the preview and they appear in the film for about 30 seconds at the end.
utterly forgettable otherwise, dunno why arnie rolled so many poor films after his streak of amazing ones. mid 90s ruined him
The only sane post is the whole thread
It’s a special gun intended for very close range kills. I think it’s like an assassin thing.
I'm not going to post it again
You know why this prop exists, who made it and that they in vain tell directors never to do close-ups of it
>all that rust
You'd figure they'd take a little bit of good care of it if they're going to auction it.
No, auction usually means someone died and they are trying to sell their shit as quickly as possible.
what is the point of a scope on this gun
The better to see you with, my dear
>A fricking tiger
So glad I never watched past season 3, it already got so fricking stupid at that point
Oh Jesus fricking Christ. I never knew it was THAT bad
Snake Plisken's gun
But I love the ZF1
>opens thread
>no gun from deep rising/wrongfully accused
>closes thread
Love me a five-barrelled rifle that somehow never needs to be reloaded, while handguns instantly run out of ammo
this gun
shotguns are subsonic , makes the silencer very effective
i just think i read that a shotgun silencer "dies" very quick
im not a gun nerd, though
if you're a dumbass and try to fire shot through it, sure
for slugs it's fine
>silencer
What name do you think is on the patent, moron? I will give you a hint: it’s not suppressor
What name do you think is on the Q-tip patent?
homosexual infant
supressed shotguns are still really fricking loud, anon
The numbers I can find says 20-60 decibel. 60 is a normal conversation
Are you sure that wasn't the amount of decibel reduction, not the final decibel level?
The best I could find was an advertising claim of 136 decibels.
I think the liberal use of the bolt gun was more moronic. Didn't he use it to bust the lock open on the hotel door or was that the shotgun?
I assumed he made his own custom ammo
but suppressed shotguns exist though
if I'm not mistaken shotgun supressors didn't exist when the film was made. I might be wrong tho
to be fair they gave em shitty guns on purpose
>My favorite
this
or literally anything from a neil blomkamp film
and by this I mean moronicly good and not hollywood
His guns look cool though moron
Go to bed Ridley
i like how she got so moronic, even hollywood was like 'naw go over there now forever'
Am I remembering incorrectly or did she also pull off like a rocket or grenade blast jump. So dumb.
>So dumb.
kino you mean. and yes, she jumps over a wall with a rocket blast double jump, lands and kills lots of zombies
Why not just hold it in your hands?
I recently learnt that the reason Richard Lynch looks like that is because he set himself on fire in Central Park while on drugs.
Jack Palance looks the way he looks because he drove off a fricking cliff and they had to put him back together Tim Burton Joker style. Before the accident, he had trouble getting roles. Afterwards, they couldn't him up to play villains fast enough. Believe it... or NOT.
>With the outbreak of World War II, Palance's athletic career ended, and his career as a member of the United States Army Air Forces began. His face was said to have become disfigured while bailing out of a burning B-24 Liberator bomber during a training flight over Southern Arizona (where he was a student pilot). His distinctive cheekbones and deep-set eyes were said to have been the result of reconstructive surgery.
>The story behind Palance's face was repeated numerous times (including in respected film reference works), but on his death, several obituaries quoted his saying that the entire story had been contrived: "Studio press agents make up anything they want to, and reporters go along with it. One flack created the legend that I had been blown up in an air crash during the war, and my face had to be put back together by way of plastic surgery. If it is a 'bionic face', why didn't they do a better job of it?"
there's a brief interview on youtube about it.
he was fairly candid about it, taught him. how stupid drugs were.
Yes, we all read the article, stupid homosexuals
Top Seventeen Dumbest Guns In Film [Number 4 Will Blow You Away]
What fricking article? Except for the first one literally all of them are almost always mentioned in gun threads on here, you fricking newbie.
How have you been using the internet without knowing how to properly search for topics? Do you both need to be baby sat and for everyone else to wipe your ass while you impotently cry with your mother's alcohol cummed drench breast milk in your belly?
It was a rhetorical question meant to point out how moronic you're being for thinking everyone gets their opinions from the same articles as you do, morono. People talk about those guns all the fricking time on here, there's no reason to think people got it from some random article just because you're so much of an underage newbie that you've never heard about them.
I can read the writing on the wall. Too many of the same replies referencing the same answers within such a small time frame. I'm not gullible like yourself. I don't believe in coincidence.
Spoken like a true schizo.
Spoken like a true fool
>noo everyone must have learnt about these guns from the same article I learnt about them from!!!
The only fool here is you, newbie.
You really lack the ability to read between the lines
>reading empty space
now who's the fricking moron?
>for the ride home, a snow cone
>it's just more Chivas on ice
Of course it's empty to the blind. You couldn't see it even if it slapped you square in the face. You're just that dense.
Empty space can't physically interact with me you fricking moron lmao
>nooooo don't talk about things on forums!!
Here you fricking baby
https://www.thearmorylife.com/top-5-dumbest-movie-guns-of-all-time/
This is the only site I regularly browse. How would I know about the article?
>atgm
>guided bullets
>flamethrower
>high rof rotating barrel
>non lethal option (net)
>auto destruct
It’s kino and you’re a huge fat
Blood Debt: Paid
Holy fricking shit.
Why did you kill that bird, butthole?
why did he do it though, even if you are a hunter
could have just shot in the air, try to snipe a decent target, not a duck, what a c**t
Happy Opposite Day
kino mgs3 reference
GOOLD?
Aliens ones were ridiculous, but looked cool.
Alien: Covenant ones were stupid and looked homosexual. I'll take something that doesn't even look like a gun over this thing any day of the week.
That's an Steyr AUG assault rifle, Austrian production. It's in many movies wince the 70s.
this particular one seems to have some parts re-printed for spacey's sake.
yeah well it's stupid and looks homosexual with all those picatinny rails, they should have had spaceguns
why?
Because it looks fricking moronic next to any other gun in the Alien universe, that's been established for decades? Same reason all the holograms and touchscreens were moronic and homosexual in those movies but were okay in Minority Report.
No?
The machine guns from Aliens where also Austrian production MG 76, formerly MG 44.
The reason the Steyr AUG is used so often in scifi movies (since 50 years) is it futuristic look.
There is nothing wrong with it.
If you are choosing projectile weapons for your imagined universe, than that's reasonable choice. How else should a rugged assault rifle look in the future? For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
If I am asking a swordsmith to manufacture the most advanced sword possible given nowadays materials and know-how, it wouldn't be much different to 500y ago. And stabbing works just great as in ancient times with the same technology.
Any "modern" guns in future movies look dumb as shit. The guns in Aliens were iconic because they did a fantastic job making them look futuristic. People still love the Pulse Rifle decades later. No one's even remembers the guns from Covenant because they're just Steyrs and M4s that are still around a hundred years in the future.
but anon that ammo counter is electronic and would fail in the field! that's clearly a bad gun choice for your imagined universe!!
>No?
have a nice day, zoomerBlack person
>Verification not required.
I love this website, get the popcorn out homosexuals, autism is on the screen
aha
>giving the European Terrorist Gun to your main character
ISHYGDDT
Why European Terrorist Gun?
It's mainly used by armies, secondary by special police units. As good as no one has it in private or even for mercenaries. Far too expensive.
If, by any metric, it would be the classic AK47 deserving this label.
Because that's what it's iconic for in Hollywood, Mr. Autist. The AK47 is Middle Eastern Terrorist Gun today, or Soviet/Viet Cong/Guerilla Gun yesterday, never European.
>For sure not any electronic BS, that's prone to fail.
>being so autistic that you dismiss one of the most kino sci-fi guns ever created
please leave
That was fast running out of arguments.
If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs, then maybe you should leave, it would be better for you.
>If you just want to type the stall state of your mind for either way collecting thumbs up or downs
You sound rustled and like you’re stroking out
Back when 'swedish hitman' did not mean some barely legal somalian throwing hand grenades.
Back then "swedish serial killer" meant a guy who was bullied for being an immigrant in school and decided to larp as a neonazi swede and kill other immigrants, but failing to kill 8/10 victims despite using a laser sight to aim and hitting many of them in the head.
He's German, moron.
this version
looks better than
kind of crazy how they managed to make it looks LESS futuristic, isn't it?
Thats a real MG 44 ("Hitler's Saw') on a fictive hip-mount
MG42 you colossal nogun homosexual
>blocks your path
At least wino was hot as frick kn this movie
I still just don't understand what this gun actually shoots.
The little magazines they surrender look like they are just little battery pack things. Are they like the mass effect guns that just shoot super tiny projectiles at really high speeds so they don't need a conventional magazine?
Also, the normal pulse rifle magazines bother me because of how much the bottom flares out. How fricking inconvenient to carry around a bunch of those.
Correct - The items they surrounded were the battery couplings that linked the gun to the targeting system in their helmets. The are supposed to auto track and fire at what the operator is looking at so by removing the battery, the gun is rendered useless.
>No cartridge
>Somehow holds grenades/flares etc too
What's that under the barrel
probably where you find all the high tech shit
the holder for grenades/flares etc
was it a reference?
nah, the joker gun is ridiculously long. He uses it to take out the Batwing.
the deathwish gun is also ridiculously long, gramps
>gramps
I will be the father you never had for a moment. I want you to try your hardest to stop being a dumbass zoomer. You wont get far if you go through life like this kid. Death Wish is older than Tim Burton's Batman and the length of the two guns isn't even close.
>using "kid" at the end of your sentence on this site post-2008
have a nice day bucko
It shoots through SCHOOLS
Is that a fricking CCTV camera mounted as a scope
You better get to use one of those for an ED-209 boss fight in the new Robocop game.
The picture is from Citizen X, a movie about catching a soviet serial killer. Throughout the rest of the movie there's nothing that stands out, it all looks convincingly Soviet to an outsider. Then they end it with this.
Russia issues glocks. Thats a 17, and that specific one is issued by them.
You earnestly think an executioner in Soviet Russia in 92 was issued a Glock?
I never watched the movie, but if he was a FSB agent (which is what the KGB was renamed to) then maybe. They arent giving those guys shitty makarovs and grachs.
Would have been cooler of it was a pss
Lol wrong pic.
The french famas has a 25 round magazine and fires in 3 round burst. 25 is not divisible by 3. This can really teach a homie a lot about those frog fricking homosexuals.
they just press the trigger and one comes out instead of three.
french weapons are generally quite good
Yeah, this guy looks really happy to lug his issued rifle around. 11/10 will reenlist again.
Also, guess how i know that youve never fired an automatic or burst fire rifle before.
Steady fricking up the whole uploading pic thing.
fired automatic, burst and single shot rifles.
guess how I know you have aids and frick children.
Look at this fricking character... this based actor hit rock bottom with this piece of trash.
The dumbest guns in all show biz are in the third season of Blake's Seven.
I really really like this shotgun
I would abandon this gun in Hitman knowing it's worth more than im being paid for the hit
>Shotgun
Fricking moron
But it is a shotgun. See:
Equilibrium wouldn't lie!
You need to get your fricking eyes checked
SNIPER HAS ACQUIRED TARGET!!!
It's a shotgun, stupid
with a scope for long distance door breaching
Look at this dumb shit anon
>use this bait all the time
>never get as many baited (you)s
It's not fair
I've never been able to understand the W2000. Everything about the way it's put together should make it ugly as hell, but the complete product is visually beautiful. What's the word for this phenomenon?
>the bit where both barrels swivel out slightly to hit two people standing far apart
PPSH, heck of a shotgun
If you did that in a movie, they'd call it unrealistic
That's not a shotgun, idiot
Dumbass
In fallout 4 maybe
it's an .88 Magnum, it shoots through schools
Still have no clue were this is from or what the context is but the image always makes me chuckle.
You shouldn't go watch Johnny Dangerously, Anon. My mother made me go watch it once. Once!
Is that a real gun?
that's the gun version of the F-35
fiction becomes reality
what's the red button do?
Old /k/ bait memes still work, amazing
i can't believe pic related hasn't been posted yet
Kek, I can't remember what movie that was.
from dusk till dawn
they brought it back in machete kills
This is moronic but frick me I want one
Half Life guns are peak moron kino
both real and valid weapons. These anons are stupid.
How does the MP7 shoot grenades like that?
I'm no firearm expert but observation wise:
That's an MP5
is supposed to be pic related
dev error. Originally, there were supposed to be more weapons in the game, including a scoped rifle called the OCIW. It'd also have the grenade launcher. When the OCIW was cut in favor of the Pulse Rifle (which itself was originally a model for a flare gun), the functions of the OCIW were transplanted onto the SMG, minus any zoom functions.
>tfw quoting the worse place on the internet
I hate the pulse rifle so much. Like, what the frick is going on here? It looks fine in first person, but holy shit.
Its magic alien combine weaponry anon, beyond our understanding. I always thought it was the coolest gun with the little mini-arm thing that reloaded it with that belelbelleblelel WEEP-WOOP sound. At least they allowed a barrel for the super destruction energy orbs on that one.
I mean some of their cut monsters interactions that resulted in player death were called "Fatal copulation"
>pic rel, its "MR. Friendly"
The only thing that I fully think was a moronic cut from the beta was the OCIW, especially for the Pulse rifle
the Combine soldiers STILL have OCIW reload animations in the final game; fricking stupid
that, and they broke the cool brass ejection animation on the pistol, so it looks like it doesn't eject brass at all-- they NEVER fixed that, even with all the cumulative updates
thankfully valve redeemed themselves with the guns in Half Life Alyx which are much less ugly (mostly because it had to hold up to higher scrutiny). It's also neat to see Russell's gun slowly turn into the Alyx gun from half life 2, that was a neat subtle detail.
And the OTHER trigger?
Is for bullets.
why did I read this in Heavy's voice and think it should have been spelled boollets
How about moronic planes?
For some reason in that shitty death note live action Ligga takes out a blade runner pistol. I think its a cool gun but it makes zero fricking sense why hed have that in the movie
I revoke its moron statement, its a real gun named the elephant gun. And one of the best god damn movies ever made. I miss you Bert.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
he wasn't hunting elephants in teh movie my autismo bro.
Beretta 9mm lauded to be super powerful
>9mm
>mfw
It will blow your lungs out, man. I saw Corn Pop do it a hundred times.
wrong pic, I drunkenly reacted to my own post
fired in 3 shot bursts, 3x9 is 21, so it is really a 21 caliber machine gun with about 10 of them in the clip
The Zat from Stargate SG1
The Zat was okay as long as it was a stun gun. Made perfect sense for Jaffa to use when subduing people and for the SG teams to use. Having it kill with only two shots was really dumb. They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies. Just imagine how many times two jaffa have accidentally shot the same guy and had him die when the system lord really wanted to learn that guy's secrets.
>They went REALLY moronic when three shots just straight up vaporises bodies.
Kek, didn't they only do that bullshit in two episodes?
And then made fun of it in I think 200.
>t. Michael Shanks
I remember reading something where he makes fun of it.
No anon, you're remembering the linked video you just watched. Please take your alzheimer's meds.
I'm Bruce Willis AMA
What's your kid's name?
These moronic beauties that show up in Blade 3, Stargate Atlantis, I think Eureka and probably a bunch of other sci-fi shows.
Reminder that lefties have been calling every republican Hitler since Nixon
>not showing the best movie gun
I must be getting old
>tf2_engineer.avi
It has a rocket, potato launcher, vape, and a flashlight. What more do you want?
An mp3 player
Do a thread for wicked sweet firearm concepts low IQ mouth-breathers hate?
I’m in.
Quad-shotty
“Phantasm”
That was the point