ITT Scenes women can never understand

ITT Scenes women can never understand

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST STAY DOWN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice, anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah women definitely haven't longed for romantic partners that are bad for them on one level but deeply satisfying on another that's hard to express. Never happened in the history of women. lol

      For sure no woman has ever tried in spite of repeated failure. Nope. Only women ever see resilience as a virtue. Those women who go through 4 miscarriages but keep going? They wouldn't know this feeling at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like a woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        Womanoid SEETHING

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SEETHING
          Yes and? The insinuation that women can't understand basic human experiences or intense emotions is so ridiculous as to be infuriating. If that's your goal, congrats I guess, you're successfully annoying.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            decent seethebait

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            women are fickle because of their shallow emotional states - if they had any depth they would remain in a certain mood for more than 5 minutes or until the phone rings.
            reminder that virtues are an inherently male concept and can't be understood by women either. thinking that women should be held to the same standard as men is one of the greatest lies of the last century

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >virtues
              Virtue literally comes from "vir", ie, "man".

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explains why you're a vir-gin KEK

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a virgin but thanks for playing 🙂

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                vir-gin means "not yet made useful by a man".
                it's a term only relevant towards women.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like someone who has had sex with a woman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up and make me a sandwich.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >For sure no woman has ever tried in spite of repeated failure
        pretty much

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        if this is bait i honestly kneel to thee. you really nailed the passive aggressive cattiness of a woman. it's as if i'm responding to a real woman!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's as if i'm responding to a real woman!
          don't give him strange ideas

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I see your feet?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >:)
          Can I see your dick?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nevermind, you're not a woman after all

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You already got proven wrong here:

        LMAO I watched this just last month with my sister and mom, and they both we're like
        >What's he trying to prove?
        kekery

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Those women who go through 4 miscarriages but keep going?
        lmao women live for their reproductive organ

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women have more than one reproductive organ anon lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Women care about having families and reproducing?
          >Such simple-minded creatures... I pity them.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        >1 woman does 1 thing 1 time
        SEE? ALL WOMEN ARE POWERFUL AND STRONG AND CAPABLE! JUST LIKE MEN! WE'RE NO DIFFERENT! ACTUALLY WERE SOMEHOW BETTER

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a genetic dead end and lifetime failure attributing all of men’s accomplishments to him think he has any room to talk

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't imagine how rotten of a life a woman would have to be to be even posting here. You've accomplished nothing in your entire life, you bitter sow.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And what have you accomplished? 🙂

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        Hooy frick boys be on your best behavior, we have company.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only thing femoid can relate to with hardship and resilience with is based on being fricked repeatedly and NOT experiencing the pain of birth.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Miscarriage
          >Not experiencing the pain of birth
          Based failed-high-school-biology anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        >SEETHING
        Yes and? The insinuation that women can't understand basic human experiences or intense emotions is so ridiculous as to be infuriating. If that's your goal, congrats I guess, you're successfully annoying.

        give up on the incels anon, they enjoy being bitter and miserable

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boohoo homie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >foidbrain

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do men like small pussies and big breasts? Because dick is small and mouth are big

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Those women who go through 4 miscarriages but keep going?
        What's the big deal? They're just clumps of cell

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are incapable of genuine love so yeah, the haven’t longed for partners the same way, you are correct.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you ghey?
          You are ghey.
          You want a woman that treats you like a woman.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will ejaculate in your vegana

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fact check

        >OP's picture is about the relationship of two gay men, women cannot be men, therefore women cannot understand it.
        >The webm is not about resilience, it is about the power of having ideals and the inherent masculine desire to prove one's worth. Women cannot comprehend both of these things.

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        >That penguin did not commit suicide. He ignored all of his biologic programming and risked certain death to gain knowledge of the unkown. Females will never understand this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Women can never understand a scene involving men because women are not men
          >But humans (at least human men) can understand a scene involving a penguin because...
          Brokeback Mountain was written by a woman by the way.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women also do write most of gay erotic fiction and yaoi. That does not mean they will ever understand how gay men truly feel.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a male penguin.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be clear: you believe the differences between men and women are greater than the differences between humans and penguins?

              Women also do write most of gay erotic fiction and yaoi. That does not mean they will ever understand how gay men truly feel.

              Brokeback Mountain, despite nominally being a gay romance, is in fact a female romance with the gender of the woman swapped to man. Actual gay romance movies bomb with women. We had one of those earlier this year: Bros.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        [...]
        Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

        >Making all the little chuddies seethe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chuddies
          I thought the tablets they gave you kids couldn't even connect to sites like Cinemaphile, they limited you to YouTube Kids and shit. Come back in 10 years when you're 18.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >women are the ones calling you "chuddy"
          oh no no no no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so true

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah, son. That's some the good ol' red-blooded American spirit. I'm 1/16th Apache myself, just don't know when to quit. I tell ya what.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ITT
        I'm 2% chief grand cherokee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO I watched this just last month with my sister and mom, and they both we're like
      >What's he trying to prove?
      kekery

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my mother doesnt usually care for tom cruise apart from collateral, but she loved this one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh your mom might be a dude with taste that good.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't misgender my momwife

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's a woman alright, but basically a boomer in mentality

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to take seriously all the Asian fighting arts now that MMA has basically proven that the only things that matter are boxing and wrestling.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. fatass UFC watching moron that has never fought anyone or trained

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Martial arts of old were exactly that: the arts. It was an instruction with multiple dimensions, the most important being the preparation for spiritual instruction.
        The idea of absolute survival and domination is so rude and barbarically stupid that only a modern man could think of it and applying it through reductionism make the art of fighting only about those things.
        It's gross, dehumanizing, and only intended for dehumanized freaks.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          interesting point, hadn't thought about it like that

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not supposed to be useful!
          Kek, azn dance class trannies on suicide watch. Don't forget to dress up in your special outfit to practice your dance moves!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe in unarmed fighting. With a sword or stick or whatever, kendo is very effective, and that was all it was designed for. Certain Martial Arts that are considered "ineffective" like Aikido are designed around fighting dudes with swords. I'm not saying you're wrong, but context matters.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I consider mma to be homosexualed shit that shouldn't exist, but boxing is superior for normal fighting, and if you have wrestling too, it means you won't likely be surprised.
        all the asian stuff might have been useful once, but it has been so diluted and sportified, made safe that every brazilian blowjob jitsu aids vector should be marched into a volcano mouth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the Asian fighting arts are irrelevant now
        Judo? Jiu Jitsu?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but thats fricking wrong moron. everyone and their mother uses jiu jitsu in the UFC and grappling is far more effective in that homosexual 'sport' with a million rules.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*lies down on the pavement*
          >Alright NOW attack me
          Lmaoing at your gay ass life if you think any of that shit matters outside of a gym. Boxing and wrestling is easily the best combo and Jiujitsu is pure brazillian cope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      in reality they would have beheaded him on the spot for daring to stand up for himself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you
      >fricks your now widowed wife
      >this is completely acceptable

      this fricking movie, man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched this with my ex and she kept laughing at tom, "omg why does he keep getting back up? he lost!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same energy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife hated this movie because all the men sacrifice themselves at the end. She said it wasn't fair to the women lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She said it wasn't fair to the women lol
        Men dead, women most affected.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It do be like that. When you're dead, your problems die too. The living mourn while the dead sleep.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Bill, you nervous about January 1st?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      incels on this board really see themselves as tom cruise in this movie dont they?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to "see yourself" in a character to understand or sympathize with him, moron troony-kun.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>
      When I was 10 I used to do that to all my brothers' friends (3 years older) backyard wrasslin! But real slams onto flimsy deck chairs. Classic little brother! Hulkamania. Shit hurt, plastic is sharp, but I kept keeping my beatings. Dudleys 3D is real when you're built like spike

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this movie and I loved it, then I watched it again a year later and it fricking sucked. If I watch it again, will it be good?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he keep getting up though? Just stay down, dumbass. You’ll get hurt less.

      Looking forward to the samurai incels attempt to rationalize this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes you wonder how he managed to kill all those japs in the beginning and earn the curiosity or respect of this nip if he's childlike level useless one on one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How could he beat some of them if he can't beat the best of them!?!??!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasnt he going through severe alcohol withdrawal?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          at what point, when fighting the jap one on one?
          proof that alcohol makes you a better fighter and better driver.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this one of the best films ever made?

      >elite cast
      >elite setting
      >elite music
      >compelling story
      >white warrior bangs a slain enemy's hot wife at the end

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this movie a lot but this scene is moronic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool Hand Luke did it better.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any other based WMAF films like this kino?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        quantum leap has an episode

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao

      Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glad we can agree

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the penguin went to the mountains to die
        lol s woman actually didn't understand

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly. he was a pioneer. he dared to go beyond his basic programming.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody understands, even the director and researchers were baffled by its behavior.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s just penguin stuff. You wouldn’t get it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even the director and researchers were baffled by its behavior.
            >Germans
            Yeah I'm not surprised

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah only men are treacherous and deceitful enough to work against their friends and then make out like they had some values deep down
        You're only proving you did in fact get filtered by that scene.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I get why guys like it because it expresses a fraternal relationship built up in strife/war which is why guys also think band of brothers and saving private ryan are exclusively masculine experiences. They had a strained relationship earlier which was made worse by Boromir's betrayal but his dying recognition of Aragorn is meant to express a secret respect and bond between the two.

          But really he was a treacherous shit. Men have no business being near the ring

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not just that. Boromir wanted to leave a great legacy. As someone who united and brought strength to all mankind. This is the only reason why he would even think of taking the ring. Of course it would corrupt him but he wanted to believe otherwise. But because he knew he'll die before he can do all this, he made sure that aragorn will do the same. Because for boromir it wasn't all about his selfish ego, he just wanted to see his kin powerful and free. So he assured aragorn whom he respected that he's fit for a king.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Boromir is a tragic character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >suicide
        Yeah you definitely don't get it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't get it either because nobody got it, the director and the researchers he consulted about it were baffled by the penguin's behavior.

          The image is less about a film scene and more about a meme because the scene has been reimagined here so many times it's taken on a whole other meaning.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He still doesn't get it. Just give up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >suicide
        Holy fricking shit it's true, women don't understand that at all LMFAOO

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        please show bob and vagene

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yep, no woman has ever committed suicide before, lmao
        Actually didn't understand

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither of those describe those pictures.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending scene of Shotcaller and the scene in Taxi Driver where Travis breaks down and kicks the TV when he sees a happy couple.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this movie with all my heart

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. raised by a single mother

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my homie, my kang

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, why cant I quit fecal slurries, poo gas and intestinal parasites.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't have three different types of exotic intestinal worms
      >doesn't regularly stock up on fresh worm eggs directly from the source
      never going to make it

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who was the bottom? was that established?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jake was

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This entire movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman get fingered alot more than men anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S NOT TREASURE THAT'S SOAP ON A ROPE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't offer their daddy sausages?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt: seething left behind men

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating in bed
      holy frick i hate women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femcel cope: the post.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he die?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        rip everything below the neck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can bang my boss
      The feminists who upvote this are the same ones that tweet #MeToo without any irony

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude, sexism is not cool and not very much welcome on this board, ok?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are women even capable of irony, you have to be capable of humour first?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I also hate the idea that you need to have kids to be fulfilled. I have a little boy that I’m a single mom to now. I love him, he’s the greatest, but motherhood isn’t an experience that has changed me as a person. I’m still the same person I was, it didn’t fill some kind of empty gap, I’ve loved people before just as much as I love my child. It’s the same kind of love you feel for a parent, maybe a little deeper. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but you absolutely can live a beautiful, full life without having kids.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That poor kid

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ve loved people before just as much as I love my child. It’s the same kind of love you feel for a parent, maybe a little deeper.
        Holy shit this woman is evil.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a c**t
        i have a nephew and i love that lil homie more than anyone else, by a mile. i imagine that love grows even more when it's your own kid.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your containment board

        [...]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... said no woman ever (except maybe MAYBE a super hot 10/10)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being in a relationship has its annoying shit but I don't miss being single
      Being alone kinda sucks after a while and I know this homosexual eventually felt that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a roasty dawg.
        been in long term relationships and also been alone for long stretches of time. both have their ups and downs. at this point in my life im content being alone, but i think the covid lock downs really ratcheted up my willingness to be antisocial.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being single and also fricking everyone you come across is not actually being "single", she wouldn't be singing the same tune if she wasn't able to bang anyone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's what being single is for women. Every single woman is capable of getting laid any day they want. It's why women do way better single than men do

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          then (most) women don't get to be single, ever and they shouldn't pretend they are

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Using words in ways other than how everyone else uses them doesn't make you seem intelligent; it makes you seem like an ESL.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              An English Speaking Loser, someone capable of only speaking English? Say it ain't so.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Every single woman is capable of getting laid any day they want.
          But that's no accomplishment. They're prey, they're meat. Doesn't mean anyone wants them in their actual lives kek. If being a piece of meat is your idea of doing good, then that's great news for the boys.

          Not that anyone would want you near them. I can smell you from here.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then it's not really a 1:1 comparison is it? Being single for a woman means being surrounded by men who will frick her at the drop of the hat, being single as a man means not having anyone unless you 1) give up, or 2) spend your free time money and sanity trying to get a partner.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the man, bro. Most men can find a partner if they lower their standards enough. Men have that luxury. When a woman lowers her standards, she also lowers her market value.
            You're only seeing the game with the cards you were dealt, here.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >When a woman lowers her standards
              She doesn't need to, a 4 can easily land a 10.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                K

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Glad you agree.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > A 4 can easily get fricked once or twice by chad and then get ghosted after he gets bored
                Ftfy, the female end goal is not to have sex like it is with men. Their end goal is a longterm stable relationship. A woman that cannot find a longterm relationship with any man is basically a lonely femcel, even if she gets fricked by mystery meat from the bar every night.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe 100 years ago. Nowadays they just want to ride the wiener carousel until their age slows them down, and then settle with the first decent guy who will put up with them, of whom there will always be plenty.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the man, bro. Most men can find a partner if they lower their standards enough. Men have that luxury. When a woman lowers her standards, she also lowers her market value.
            You're only seeing the game with the cards you were dealt, here.

            just want to remind you zoomer c**ts that "partner" is feminist newspeak from the mid 90s/early 2000s and sounds just as moronic now as it did then.
            i think it spread In popularity in the US faster because there are so many south american illegals there - and in Spanish they say "pareja" which transliterates to "pair" but they will seek the closest sounding word, being "partner".
            if you're a human being though, it should only be used for business arrangements.
            girlfriend/fiancee/wife are sufficient

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I will continue calling my romantic partner my partner because I am 33 and we are not yet engaged or married.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was an attempt to normalize gay relationships since they always referred to their long-term butt buddies as "partners" before they were legally allowed to get married. Feminists started calling their boyfriends their "partners" in order to sound more progressive.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                this was before homosexualry and aidsisms spread to most of the world, it seemed to be a feminist thing because any mention of "man/woman/girl" would result in their complaining.
                could have originated from san franciscaids, who knows

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too fat to properly urinate

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't have to clean piss off the floor anymore, she can just let it stagnate and congeal there, mixed with foot skin and fungus until there are hairy green pools of soft jelly all over the house.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds like a child
      >mommy isn't home so I can eat cheetos on my bead wooojooo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's basically women. Marriage was the ancient practice of fathers handing care of their daughter over to a suitable man.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Single parent
      Weapons-grade copium

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a troony.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parent
      poor fricking kid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're not so different after all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >endless stream of strange men entering the house and fricking her on the bed/sofa/piss flooded floor with the doors open so her children can see
      I think I know what sort of mother she is, and I'm pretty sure her ~~*online dating*~~ profile has been posted on here more than once

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. I fricked this chick at a bar, fricked all of her friends, fricked her boss, fricked her husband, and licked the piss off the floor

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see why this awful c**t is divorced.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She sounds like her husband was the very last thing holding her together. It's some Mice and Men shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't have to clean pee off the floor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men pee standing up, therefore the trope is that all men piss on the floor.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh I thought she just pisses on the floor all the time but had to clean up so her bf wouldn't dump her

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're right, he's wrong.
            women complain about having to put the toilet seat down so squat and half hearted aim their backside towards the toilet. unfortunately, due to poor spatial awareness they often turn their heads/bodies to try to see if they are on target, which causes a right-left sweep of piss, flinging it over the bathroom walls and floor.
            women will always deny this, because they know it makes them seem disgusting.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are women like this?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                men built civilisation to keep the women and children safe. the only problem is because women didn't make any of it, they never evolved to use any of it - the result is the swing pissing and bed eating.
                they also don't wipe after drenching their flaps in piss and just let it go stale in the folds, like a toilet-dunked stack of heaving eyelids, and they don't wash their hands afterwards

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't wash their hands afterwards
                I wash my hands before touching my dick so my dick is one of the cleanest parts of my body.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your taint is secreting bacterial waste while your penis marinates in your pants.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course my taint is, it's what I rub the toothbruses of my enemies on.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you a woman?
                I said women don't wash their hands.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not the type of man to build anything.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                trim your flaps

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                not for you, roastue. I don't want a rancid used up floor-pissing 30 year old with dried up downey eggs and red wine cirrhosis

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                seething woman doesn't like to have the truth revealed.
                clean your floor, piss spreader

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah sounds like the time of her life, only thinking about getting fricked or eating. and they call men simple...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't give a shit about this unil she mentioned she's a single mother. Frick these harlots.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at last I have the FREEDOM to do awful, moronic, self-destructive things

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only he was never married but not even a woman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't have to clean pee off the floor.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a woman and I find these threads to be good fun

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a king, I would watch some neo slapstick comedy with him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      god the miata in the background just makes it funnier

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shorty won the story.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tetsuo is legit one of the manliest movies ever made, no woman will ever understand it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino film

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to frick man ass when you could have a nice soft and warm woman with a tight wet pussy and big and supple breasts?

  14. 4 months ago
    Seiji Katagiri
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking for a webm kinda similar to this. Its some documentary where they are filming inside a gas station in japan, and they come across this really old guy who buys a sandwhich. He has a photo of his deceased wife in his passenger seat, and he's making the trip into the mountains like they used to do.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        these things have been reposted over and over for years and years.
        lurk gif and it will come up, they are 30 IQ stoners and third worlders and have no imagination or potential for boredom so it's always the same old old old shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i never learned to dance
      fug

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        MISTERRRR ANONYMOUSE

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the rest of the show this kino? I want an elevated scifi show to watch.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no. it isn't good, was never good, but you'll probably like it like all the other clowns on here.
          that guy with the peawiener tail hair is supposed to be an alien.
          there's another alien with a headband made of bone and then a bald leopard one and that's it.
          the rest is a few guys talking about nothing, and nothing ever happens. there:s also some kind of spastic hippy with the exact same character as the underground thief food guy from demolition man who carries a stick and pretends he's gambit, but he never does anything either.
          it's the most static scifi you can find.
          might as well watch space above and beyond.
          or if you want more grounded scifi, watch the total recall tv series, or odyssey 5. both were cancelled before they could reach a conclusion but are interesting and good quality.
          the recent change to the capture is awful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, I'll keep looking for something with more explosions and laser battles then.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              buck rogers in the 25th century

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its great, cgi dated as frick its free on tubi

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think women can understand "The Road." I imagine they'd say things like "why don't they just kill themselves?"

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post scenes men will never understand

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rich b***h doesn't get enough attention: the movie. See, I not only understodd the scene, but the whole movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m talking about the cool girl monologue anon not the movie itself. Besides Ben Affleck reaped what he sowed.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy damn, she hit the wall hard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was her fricking problem anyways?
      >He only likes me cause im faking my whole personality
      >Men are such buttholes
      >I'm gonna frame this prick for murder
      ???

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of women find out what you like in a woman and become her, but in the end realise you were not compatible and it was a mistake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not what he did wrong, she spent was left in her trust fund to move back to Ben Afflecks hometown to look after his dying mother and he cheated on her still.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She never saw him clapping cheeks and even if she did why didn't she just leave him like a normal human being instead of framing dude for murder

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She literally saw them kiss and he put the sugar over her lips like he did to her at the beginning of their relationship. She invested too much into him to a point she felt the only option was murder suicide. She’s obviously a psychopath, but all women can understand her to a degree.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She’s obviously a psychopath, so all women can understand
              FTFY

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the original script was with the woman as a prostitute and the man spending all his money to make her happy then framing her.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boring movie tbqhwyfal

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You realise it’s David Fincher? Fight Club is his movie for men and Gone Girl is his movie for women.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the suggested reaction the anon I replied to said she should have had.

                How did you get your Reddit account suspended??

                Told a guy who criticized Trump for slashing VA funds that I hope his grandpa dies of cancer

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How did you get your Reddit account suspended??

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Liar..dont use our tactics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the movie was pretty clear in showing that she’s a head case that justifies her homicidal/suicidal fantasies as feminist empowerment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT MEN WANT IS....
      >LE OPRESSIVE

      Not even seen the movie and I know what its about. Had plenty of gfs that acted like this in the honeymoon phase before and immediately after we dated. After a month when they think they have you they stop doing things for you and start pushing your buttons to see how you can be molded.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OHHHH GIRLS JUST WANNNA HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUN GIRLS JUST WANNAAAAAAAA HAVE FUNN JUST WANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daddy issues and attentionprostitute. Plus added jealousy and anger directed at her cheating husband. Like it's not complicated.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're so annoying

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but them being vindictive egotistical detached from reality prostitutes who mindlessly debase themselves, holding insane standards and being a male that can't find a female partner due to that is why

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they smell bad

        especially their period

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does it smell like? Don’t say salty coins.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like something rotten between her crotch. It's revolting, really. I've dated four women in my life, and all of them have reeked at that time of the month.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s not normal, it should just smell like fresh blood. They likely didn’t change their tampon or pad regularly and it was the smell of old blood.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is a woman trying to find out how to cover up her period smell.
            if you're healthy, fit and have a good diet, it won't smell of much, a little earthy, but not dirty.
            if you're fat, dirty and have veganal plagues, it is probably going to smell.
            to test, scoop some lumps out with your finger and spread it on some warm toast or crackers, then eat it slowly while breathing in through your nose.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pfft. I always run a red light.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wear makeup because they are ugly and perfume because they smell bad, and meanwhile I have to raw dog reality

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you dont its okay

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love this movie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's something so kino about a smokey room filled with a bunch of slimy asian guys in suits

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's it about? arm wrestling or some shit? sounds like a stupid premise

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women will never understand being in the wilderness, unable to clean the shit out of your butthole before getting plowed, or having said shit all over your penis and being unable to effectively clean it off for days. This movie honesty deserves a Smell-o-Vision remaster.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes no sense tho. If it was a thing he could do then he wouldn't wish he could do it. He would just do it.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is being a cowboy really that boring that you get bored enough to suck a dick and plunder their shit hole with your penis?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nu AQOTWF

      ?si=AXD3OjyJFhO-EDWx&t=3620

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting the Marvel movie version and not one of the two superior films

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching point break with gf
    >"why doesn't he arrest bodhi? is he really just going to let him surf? why?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women love that movie

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish I knew how to quit you.
    >Well why don't you?
    >homie, I just said I don't know how- Frick it. Kiss me, homocowboy.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That movie was based on a novel written by a woman, you know.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Met you your match
      with the eaters of the dead

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol why cut it with the katana if he's just going to blow it up with his gun?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the scene is supposed to depict the everyday racism of taxi-cab drivers against the black populous and their everyday-struggle to partake in public transportation at the turn of the millennium.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that whole highway sequence was shit and cringe

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we make fun of the last of us gay episode but not this movie?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife didn't understand why Robbie D had to die in this scene, but loved the movie otherwise

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like women understand the unquenchable lust for dick very well actually.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kid was so annoying I couldn't enjoy this one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kid's supposed to be annoying, he's supposed to remind you of you as a kid

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand
      >I didn't expect you to
      We need to go back to not giving a frick about whether women understand things or not.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if women didn't have blood come out of their pussies and if you could frick them without a condom without getting them pregnant, they would be perfect

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is such a shitty fricking thread
    >181 replies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, it really heated up with some existential philosophy talk about 30 minutes ago

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > “Ain’t no fricking way you wore that!!! . I’m not pressing the like button cause this is outrageous Kuz! ,” wrote his former Lakers teammate LeBron James. “Cmon bro shit getting outta hand now,” said DeMarcus Cousins, dunking on Kuz once again.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"she fell"
    Showed this to my gf, now she's my ex-gf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude literally niacinmaxxed to turn himself into a tomato in like every sketch. Impressive

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get it tho
    t. troony

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a woman albeit

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great film although the ending kind of dragged on

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie name?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Big Country

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching unforgiven with gf at the time
    >Gets mildly bothered that the prostitutes simply didn't just take matters into their own hands girl boss style

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some for my fellow zillabros

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i want to keep having sex with you but can’t because life is pulling me in another direction
    pretty sure women know this feel too

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't expecting anne's breasts in this what a bonus. good movie too. I used to think jack was insane driving from tx to wy just for ennisussy

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending to The Searchers.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normal men don't either

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gays arent romantic they are in it for the drug fueled orgies don't kid yourself

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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