ITT: shit zoomers say

>Surfin Bird is only popular because of Family Guy! Nobody knew about it before!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Star Wars Prequels were only hated because of Mr. Plinkett!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials say this too tbh, particularly the younger ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The revisionism around this on Cinemaphile is hilarious. The whole reason Plinkett blew up in the first place was because Phantom Menace was such a popular punching bag

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I met someone who thought Phil Collins got his start from the Tarzan soundtrack.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boomers are the reason why I'm a loser.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, just why I can't a decent house for cheap. Everything else is more or less the world millennials shaped after trying to reject the boomers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How have millennial shaped it when they still haven't gotten into office in a major way? And why does everyone ignore the fact that Gen x was literally there ruining every thing with the boomers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's Millennials.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heard song I love in public
    >Some girl goes "oh that's the song from tiktok!"

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bird is greater than or equal to Word? What does that mean?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pre-2015 video with surrealist/absurd humor
    >"woah, this video was ahead of its time!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know you guys say this with MDE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        MDE?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My
          Dick
          Enteringyourbutthole

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, now bend over and drop your shorts little man

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pre 2010 cartoon has adult joke

    >”woah we couldn’t get away with that today”

    >post 2010 cartoon does the same thing

    >”x cartoon sent too far with this one” or “oh my gosh how’d they get away with that *cums pants* they said le sex joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”x cartoon sent too far with this one” or “oh my gosh how’d they get away with that *cums pants* they said le sex joke
      I don't know if they'd react that way, I've seen zoomers complain about cartoons having sex jokes because they're that prudish and weird about stuff like that now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a bunch of youtubers who react to clips of family guy/south park with comps entitled “x goes too far!” and both get a lot of views if that counts

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ITT is a zoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no u

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you because I haven’t posted itt so you can’t call me a zoomer!
      Until now…
      Well then, all I have to do now is not click “Post”!
      God dammit…

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It aged poorly
    >It doesn't hold up
    >It's 20 years old. That means it's retro
    >Fanboy and Chum Chum wasn’t that bad
    >Early 2010s was the Cartoon Network renaissance
    >Family Guy has improved
    >Superman was the first superhero
    >Gross-out cartoons are bad
    >Cartoons peaked with Avatar
    >Teen Titans was the first cartoon with an ongoing story
    >Spongebob shovelware on PS2? Now that was kino
    >Post-sequel Spongebob is good
    >Pokimane is hot
    >Jimmy Neutron is better than Dexter’s Lab
    >Butch Hartman is a hack
    >Sonic X is /co

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only over sensitive morons say this over political jokes unless they involve something very period specific like making fun of Nixon or Clinton
      >it depends
      >no
      >it was dogshit, the international dubbing also sucked
      >by no means, but a lot of good shows came out in that 2009-2013 period
      >no, it has gone backwards
      >you'd need to care a little bit more than anything above surface level to know this
      >not if they are actually funny or have good writing
      >only normalgays say this
      >no it wasnt
      >it was fun, and it had soul, licensed AA games need to make a comeback
      >very mixed feelings about this one, specially because i dont really watch spongebob nowadays
      >generic e-thot
      >both are good, i have a preference for the later since it aired on a better timeslot for me
      >he is
      >whatever
      t. 20 yo zoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neutron is better than Dexter’s Lab

      let's be honest, it is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tru, Dexter doesn't even have a cheese ray.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe on Planet moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is hot
      That AI joi is peak tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 20 years old. That means it's retro
      literally a standard on /vr/. rope yourself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And /vr/ became a shithole the second it opened it's doors to anything post 1999 because GBA babies where throwing tantrums

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH PERFECT FLAWLESS 90's

          Frick right off gayot, Jesus Christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I legit feel sorry for you. Someone actually made a successful "things zoomers say about cartoons" thread, but your copypasta 'examples' still get shit on. Get new material anon.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are there gender neutral bathrooms?

    No, seriously. I took 3 troops of Zoomers 19-21 on a tour of our labs where the focus was safety measures the other day. Every group asked. They also asked if we prefer to hire men, even though most of the lab techs we saw and all researchers except one were women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Gen alpha turns out better.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you feel the need to quote everyone in the thread just to summon them to your bait
    that's a sign of bad bait buddy
    the good shit oughta stink by itself

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They meme about the panic attack in Puss 2 but there's an animated commercial for some product called Tezspire or something where a punk dude in a garage has a panic attack with the door open and he's consoled and it's so fricking awkward and embarassing. It's just so fricking awkward to watch.
    At least Puss was being chased by fujo death.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    all that looks comfy minus the stupid hair and vape
    baggy clothes being back in style is the best

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tbf nobody has watched the second half of Full Metal Jacket since it came out in theaters.
    Incidentally I like it better than the first bit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got jump scared when I watched it today and that fricking song came on

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers make the exact same thread over and over
    https://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/Shit%20zoomers%20say/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To what end though I wonder?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like for a free IPhone 5

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit amerilards say:
    >Zoomer

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It never occurred to me that kids would have learned it from Family Guy. Gen-X learned it either from Pee Wee performing it in Back to the Beach or from listening to Cousin Brucie with their grandparents.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm afraid of going out to eat because talking to waiters is scary! Also 'menu anxiety,' whateverthefrick that is."

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gen-z-scaling-back-eating-114510778.html

    I don't know what they say about Cinemaphile stuff, but I had a former employee who watched some YT LP and declared that he no longer needed to buy the game since he watched someone else play it.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So true

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo the new avatar season looks bussin bussin fr no cap sheesh

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Simpsons is still good!

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