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what's that?
jenkem
ghetto screwdriver
He's going to hoop it
>he's never added gas station nacho cheese to his vodka
Ngmi
Fox Mulder’s screwdriver. Ingredients: Vodka and loneliness
Mulder being depressed was always kino
I hit rock bottom at least twice a week
November Juliet
It's a big thing with the kids lately. They take a boiled egg yoke and dip it in gasoline. They call it Hot Yellow.
I'm glad you're here to warn us about the dangers of the streets
>Law and Order kino
Sometimes I wonder if they do it on purpose, like some weird comedy skit that plays it deadpan.
Going on Cinemaphile
believe me, I haven't even begun hit the bottom yet
This is a giant neon sign that rock bottom is approaching.
tv dinners and eating alone has been my life since I was 14.
probably explains why I developed gyno and have narrow shoulders
Time to put on a dress and bend over
>tv dinners [...] has been my life since I was 14.
Holy shit dude fix your diet.
Maybe you should try cooking and working out. Learn what spices are you shit frick.
If you haven’t already stopped, stop.
literally me tonight with a teriyaki rice bowl in the microwave a big j
literally me except the gyno and shoulders bit, sorry
the perfect life
source? i need to a high quality webm of this
how have you not seen true detective
damn i have i just dont remember this scene, i recalled him eating dinners with a wife and daughter
The second timeskip is after all that, long haired rust and alone marty
thanks for the refresher buds, its been almost 10 years
Why is there a screen behind him showing a movie respond NOW!
its a mirror
>Mirror the size of a wall
yeah ok
mongoloid matthew... you dumb Black
He has eyes in the back of his head
to remind us of our bald spots that we cant see and don't even realize we have until someone points it out to you
that's his neighbor dave, Louisiana is famous for its open concept duplexes
There's a similar scene in the show Freaks & Geeks which predates TD by like a decade
It's almost even sadder and "just like me" since he's just laughing at dumb bullshit and is basically an incel (replace the television with Cinemaphile shitposts and this is basically /us/)
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This hit like a brick. His character sort of starts off as a comic relief side character, and then it turns out he’s literally you.
THE CHARACTER IS SAD HE IS DRINKING ALCOHOL AND HAS BUTTONED UP HIS SHORT
>HAS BUTTONED UP HIS SHORT
frick you im drunk cant you see i am drinking during the day i am obviously down and out
godspeed anon
Mulder I'm drunk I'm reopening the Sex Files
Watch your back, SexySkinner.
hey muklder wanna come to muy ålace later we can hav esome fun
Imagine having a wrestling match with Skinner at his place haha
haha wouldn't that be funny you know just a workout because the boxing club has closed you know we're just getting some training it's important in our line of work you know haha nothing weird with that
Who needs Scully, right? Just a couple of tough, fit guys hanging out having a good time. Hell yeah!
his short what?
trying to piss and faceplanting with the wall
I can fix her
What is this
Mathew Perry’s watery grave