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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    used to love him before i realized he can only play one character. he's great as that character but thats really all you get

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the exact same category

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s good though. As Gus Fring. The problem is that he’s being pushed so much at the moment, and is appearing in everything but the guy plays literally the same damn character in everything. He’s so ridiculously one note.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he's been in a Sarah Gadon kino?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the only movie that I can unironically call painful to watch. The whole third act is so fricking dumb and idiotic and written by a toddler. Craig's era was decent for his first two then he became a meme that killed the franchise and the character. Literally.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot of stuff I liked about Skyfall. The biggest failure of that movie was to give Bond a real backstory instead of establishing Bond as a fake identity that gets passed on and the current one just as the latest orphan to be groomed into MI6 service.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >James Bond is just a code name!

        [...]

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They literally confirmed it by making a ugly bald black women "Code Name 007" in No Time To Die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They called her 007, not James Bond.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that theory but it's the only explanation for Craig's Bond seeing as he has the same M as Brosnan but is apparently a new 00. Also, NTTD confirms as canon Dalton and Moore's Ms and other stuff and him dying also more or less leads to that. I hate the theory if it touches the other Bonds but for Craig it's the logical conclusion. Just pretend that the real Bond went icognito after DAD and they gave some random 00 his name or just picked some guy with the same name who isn't James Bond.

          There was a lot of stuff I liked about Skyfall. The biggest failure of that movie was to give Bond a real backstory instead of establishing Bond as a fake identity that gets passed on and the current one just as the latest orphan to be groomed into MI6 service.

          They should have just made Craig's Bond some random guy who used the real JB's name as a code for whatever reason and NTTD points to that tbf. Just ignore Craig and confirm him as some random guy and go back to the original JB (1962-2002)

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He elevated each Tatort he was in.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's the new Michael Madsen. only really good in Tarantino movies

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating Stathkino
      Non existent T

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terminally shit taste.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wasted doubles. watch picrel, c**t

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That movie is good in spite of him, not because of him.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe an obvious one but holy shit this guy's filmography just reeks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the animal is comfy, so is the hot chick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Deuce Bigalow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did this guy only get a career due to his association with Adam Sandler? It can’t be because some thinks he’s funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen it since an at-the-time VHS rental but I've since heard it's severely big brain kino. I think Vincent Gallo loves it or something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *secretly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gallo is a contrarian ass, no wonder

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but you're watching the author of all of james' pain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like the author of the audience’s pain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like the author of a pile of SHIT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that's me, just left a huge steamer in the can

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