I think Will Forte’s brand of comedy is hilarious but I can definitely see why MacGruber wouldn’t appeal to everyone. I love that it’s a hard R comedy.
This and the series, especially the series, are pretty fricking funny.
I dont want to spoil it, but in the series theres a scene where the female says she has experience doing a computer thing, and it might be the funniest scene ever
It was just a generic wf comedy but the jokes were dating.
Bait
I never saw it, just how bad was it really anon? I love the first one deeply.
It doesn't do enough to just be it's own thing, far too many call back jokes to the point that if you never saw the first one, a lot of them land flat.
I don't know about the 60s one but this was pure shit
Objectively wrong. They're both great, and the newer one did a lot to mirror the broadway production at the time. Which may not have hit well with a plebian
Imagine Will Ferrell putting on a really bad fake posh british accent and saying "HMMM COCAINE INDUBITABLY HMM YES MY PENIS IS SYPHILITIC HMMM COCAINE" for like 2 and a half hours or some shit like that
Nothing. It made me laugh more than most of the shit ass "comedies" made these days. Put ferrell and reilly together and it's just instant funny. Of course I don't have my head up my ass so that might help.
It could have been good if Will Ferrell acted like a tard and John C Reilly was the straight man. But instead they both act like tards for some reason. It also tries to parody the RDJ Sherlock Holmes movies but it's like 10 years late to the party on that so it seems out of place.
That sounds terrible. It's well demonstrated that they're great when they're both acting like morons. The problem with this movie is that the writing sucked.
According to celebrity net worth: >Notable Salaries He made $3 million for the first "Shrek" movie, $10 million for the second and $15 million for the third and fourth installments. The above salaries just cover his acting duties on the respective films.
watched this in theaters and don't remember anything other than mariska hargitay being in it and her name being used as a punchline for a joke that didn't land
I like the Austin Powers trilogy but they were running out of material fast with those movies and even by the second one relied a lot on doing the same joke again. God knows how bad a fourth would've gotten with that.
Idk I still laughed at this. The “women doctor” joke is good. Is the movie really that bad? It seems a bit silly, but I’d expect that kind of acting and humor with this pair.
God damn this was bad, no way near WOAT though. My buddy showed it to me and he loves basically every movie or show that comes out, one of the many reasons I'm jealous of him.
>love workaholics >love their podcast >this movie was such a piece of shit
the guys are objectively funny in conversation so why is their writing kind of shit
Never understood why this was so critically acclaimed, seemed like it was made for Gus van Sant to jerk off to than a statement about bullying outsiders / loners in high schools.
It's comfy and nostalgic but definitely overrated. Keep in mind, it was only 4 years after Columbine, so that probably gave it a bit of extra edge. also, van Sant inserting random gay shit into a movie without cause or context like fricking usual
Never understood why this was so critically acclaimed, seemed like it was made for Gus van Sant to jerk off to than a statement about bullying outsiders / loners in high schools.
Gay shit this movie sucked big balls. There is no direction. It’s just some random shit and slow walking scenes.
It's an American rework of the original Elephant (1989) set in Northern Ireland. It's basically just a bunch of guys casually walking up and killin each other with very little context as a sort of demonstration of how blase murder had become during the troubles
>Point of the movie: Bruh we can NEVER know what caused Columbine! There were just TOO MANY things that could have done it. >Meanwhile in reality: Harris and Klebold record dozens of videos of themselves explaining in detail their motives and plans.
Pic related
Other contenders: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
The first suicide squad movie
Those movies the made out of Ayn Rand books
Lady in the Water by M. Night Shyamalam
That movie is awesome
If you're butthurt that it's "racist" to have white people playing Asians then just go all the way and seethe about Birth of a Nation instead
From my understanding where this movie was filmed had high radiation readings because of fallout from nuclear tests. Quite a few people who worked on this film died of cancer including John Wayne himself..
To be fair John Wayne smoked like 5 packs a day. He already had to have a lung removed 15 years before his death due to lung cancer and still kept smoking like a chimney.
It's an odd duck in that everyone talks about how bad it is, yet after having watched it years back, I honestly can't remember much of it no matter how hard I try. Seemed more bad in a forgettable way than memorably horrible.
Ayn Rand is way too strident in Atlas Shrugged for it to make a good movie. Way too many speeches and dialogues thst end up just being essentially sermons. And I make thst critique as someone generally positive towards Ayn Rand.
A better book of hers to translate to film would be Anthem. It has the same anti-collectivist message as Atlas without the 1100 page length and 20 page sermons. Simple scifi story; man in a distant future where everyone is forced to live in a collectivist primitive society where invention and private thoughts or identity are outlawed. Guy rediscovers technology and reading in an ancient abandoned underground rail workshop. Tries to re-introduce thr light bulb to society but violently rejected as new knowledge. Flees society with a woman also different like him. They raise a family far far from thr evil remnants of civilization and begin a new society.
It's really bad. I don't remember most of it but I remember there's some magic guy who is never explained and he just winks at the camera or something.
I remember all the hype being made to go see it with my gf and laughing at the scene depicted in the poster. Some people sitting around me got really salty but time has since vindicated my reaction.
I laughed at that scene too. It was such an obvious set up with the blank bullets and so laughably over the top it seemed like it came from a madtv skit. This whole movie was an utter piece of melodramatic fricking trash and it’s got to be the worst fricking best picture by a mile.
It's like a parody of all the Oscarbait movies, but tries really hard to play it straight. It's so overly-dramatic that you can't help but laugh at how seriously it tries to take itself. It's the most by-committee film to somehow win an Oscar.
I remember all the hype being made to go see it with my gf and laughing at the scene depicted in the poster. Some people sitting around me got really salty but time has since vindicated my reaction.
It pisses me off that people don't know about the Cronenberg rom-com because of this shit, it's not worst ever but it'd certainly be high in the running for worst Oscar winner.
Yep this one is the worst type of Oscar-bait, post-911, muh racism and prejudice is bad kind of movie.
Laughibly bad, especially very funny when the 4-year old daughter gets shot in her chest but survives because the dad made her heart bulletproof or something? Incredibly stupid and insulting flick
To be fair it’s kinda cheating. It’s a pilot for a failed series that got released on DVD when the network didn’t pick it up. Imagine an episode of Friends except they’re superheroes. With mid-90’s low-budget CGI.
That's not really a movie, but a pilot that never got picked up.
But yeah, it was weird, like they were trying to do a Friends-like relationship sitcom with Justice League B-Listers. They would mix saving the world with dialogue about dating and losing their jobs. Actual dialogue:
The Atom: Manipulating the weather is impossible.
The Flash: No, finding a job is impossible.
Atom: No luck?
Flash: None. And I just lost my apartment. God knows where I'm staying tonight.
Guy Gardner: ...Gee, look at the time!
It was shit because the first one was ridiculous but stayed pretty grounded in reality. The idea that male models were being trained as brainwashed sleeper assassins was clever and plausible. The whole fashion police/chosen deity or whatever the FRICK the sequel was was frickin shit
They even ruined the one funny bit in the movie. Will Ferrel being Thanos levels of buff was funny as anything was going to be in that movie, but nope. Body suit
This and Disaster Movie. Disaster Movie is most likely the worse movie, but I feel like not enough people talk about this. The film is sacreligious and hypocritical in a way. Literally "money and hallmark movies are good for your soul": the movie. Disaster Movie feels more soulless though, so this isn't as bad. There's a real, comfy home movie feel to it.
It was at least different than people made it out to be. I thought it was gonna be whiny secular -bashing, all "Waahh, War on Christmas! Christians have it tough!" But instead it's just Kirk Cameron drinking cocoa and telling other Christians to lighten up and enjoy the season.
Every George Clooney movie outside of Ocean. I don't understand why or how but I can't even finish his movies. They put me right to fricking sleep. Up in the Air was kino.
I was brought into an emergency "punch-up" session along with a dozen other writers after the first cut of this movie. Judd Apatow gave us all dvds of the cut to watch the night before the session. I think one of the reasons it suffered was because Ramis had a mandate of "nothing supernatural or magic can happen in the movie" so a great deal of the suggested punch-ups were rejected outright. Total shitshow.
Did you have any ideas on how to turn it around, or did it seem like an irredeemable turd to you on 1st watch? Did israelite Apatow pay you for your time?
No, none of us were paid. Most of the comedy writers there (with the exception of Etan Cohen) were either coming off their first project or their first major sale so i guess we were supposed to take it as an honor or some shit.
The cut I saw was utter fricking garbage and I marveled at how the writers around the table all nodded enthusiastically and laughed in agreement when Judd said there was a lot of good stuff in there but "we just need a little extra to get it over the line." I had about three pages of ideas/gags but all of them revolved around supernatural/miraculous shit. He neglected to tell us about Ramis' mandate until the day of the session so I just sat back and wasted three hours of my day.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Against the Dark
Space Jam: A New Legacy
The King
Black Christmas (2006)
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Black Dawn
Spawn
Wonder Woman 1984
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Catwoman
Doom
Supergirl
Fantastic Four (2005)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Day of the Dead: Bloodline
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
>Woody Harrelson playing a serial killer villain >somehow the film still sucks
They had all the resources at their fingertips for a kino sequel, but squandered it.
>They had all the resources
Apart from the writers and director
*Just looked it up and it's directed by Andy Serkis and written by Tom Hardy and some b***h that wrote 50 shades.
Instead of giving the funds to somebody with talent they give it to these ego manic actors and they make a pile of shit with it.
My mate hired this on VHS when we were about 13 and he never lived it down...
Classic lines line "Don't touch my hair you b***h"..
It's as if Disney tried to make a horror film..
Twist was obvious and the rest is a fricking moronic mess because Peele was too worried about making it a giant allegory, and the actual movie suffers for it.
Joe Dirt 2 is the worst movie I've ever seen, and I enjoy bad movies. The first movie was pretty rough, but some people liked it. This movie does time travel for some reason, the worst kind of gross out humour and makes no fricking sense. This film is also weirdly self congratulatory at parts, like it will hang on an unfunny bit for too long and act like you should be laughing your ass off.
Otherwise, Holmes and Watson is fricking terrible and Disaster Movie ia very close.
what was up with the depth of the field? looks awful especially with netflix's dogshit blurry compression. also the colour grading was shit and so was the cgi. especially the scenes where they've awkwardly green screened in tig but it doesn't quite match up. way too many characters as well.
Believe it or not there are TWO Jay and Silent Bob movies that are even worse than that one. What the frick happened to Kevin Smith? He used to make great movies like Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. I can't remember the last time he made a straight-up "funny" movie since J&SBSB, and that was all the way back in pre-9/11 2001.
Clerks 2 was the end of the View Askewniverse, these were desperate attempts at reviving the only things he did that anyone really cared about. The cartoon movie sucked ass because the cartoon was written by Seinfeld writers.
The worst movie I've ever seen was the MST3K episode of "Monster A-Go-Go", it was so bad the cast basically stopped making jokes by the end of it, which added to the shittiness in a off-putting way. It also made me feel physically ill to watch it, but that was probably just because I wasn't drinking that much back then. Terrible fricking movie. Other than that I can really just think of pure propaganda pieces, but that's also like 80% of Hollywood now. You fellas need to learn yourselves about some real bad films.
He bought some unfinished movie because he needed another movie for a double feature with his movie Moonshine Mountain. He added a few scenes to pad out the runtime and called it a day.
QRD me please, it was offensive in the traditional definitive sense but I struggle to qualify my feelings toward it.
Just read up on him a bit, seems like a scumbag but was he actually involved in satanic psychowarfare? That's the only explanation I can think of for just how bad that movie is.
Idk but he was a israelite that only cared about making money by giving drive in audiences what they wanted. He started making porn, then gory horror movies, then he quit and became a successful advertising guy.
>ITT: The Worst Movie Ever
So this is a thread about that Reese Witherspoon movie: Sweet Home Alabama?
It's been more than a decade since we had to watch that in English class and I still hate it more than anything.
Maybe not "the worst" but certainly up there. Definitely forgettable, but from what I do remember: >Tired "humans le bad" plot >Separates into "chapters" with slam cuts to title cards in the middle of the movie >Random incest >Constant narration from some child character with about 4 minutes of actual screen time >Main character dies >Secondary character gets mutated into a monster that can't speak, but retains his mind somehow, unlike all the other mutant monsters >Narrator girl character somehow knows events even though everyone involved in them is dead or a mutant
The Ambushers
Austin Powers 3
49 Ronin
Prayer Of The Rollerboys
Amazing Mr No Legs
The Thing With Two Heads
Bruce Lee Fights Back From Grave
Ninja V Mafia
New York Mafia
Ma And Pa Kettle Takes Hawaii
Clambake
Action USA
Killing American Style
Steel (1997)
Batman And Robin
Catwoman
My Penis, Your Mouth.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Two : Secret Of The Ooze
Pink Commandos
Raw Force
Robot Monster
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Beneath The Cherry Moon
Reefer Madness
The Last Jedi
I liked this movie and don't understand the hate. It's a pretty dumb movie but it's got a comfy setting, looks pretty good and had me snort with laughter on at least two occasions, which is two more than most movie comedies.
its an hour and 45min so its not very long and its paced extremely fast, there isn't a single scene that doesn't feel rushed as frick and even still its extremely boring
This is the worst film I have ever watched in theaters. It was the first time I left halfway through.
2009 /b/ recommended me this and I never watched anything recommended on Cinemaphile ever again.
The worst film I have ever seen in a theater was "Serenity," the worst film I've see in a home video format is the minions movie, and holy shit I wish I hadn't been compelled to watch that.
I can definitely agree with "Godfather" and "Skyline". Haven't seen anything else mentioned here. My personal hatred goes out to that israelite ~~*wonderwoman*~~. Those sorry excuses for cinema were worse than Transformers.
Great thread OP, that film looked atrocious. I have three.
Obvious bait is obvious.
>The big seller of this movie is the VFX company instead of the actors/ director
LMAO
It was sold to audiences as an alien invasion action film but instead was a bizarre mecha alien romance.
It is the bad kind of bad. It is not a good film at all in my opinion, and I like Talladega Nights as well as Land of the Lost, for example.
I think Will Forte’s brand of comedy is hilarious but I can definitely see why MacGruber wouldn’t appeal to everyone. I love that it’s a hard R comedy.
Based Cy Tolliver
This film was completely forgettable.
Only thing i remember was Turk from Scrubs was in it and looked roided out.
i fricking hated this movie. i wanted everyone in it to die.
Filtered. MacGruber rules.
That is a Blaupunkt, YOU OWE ME A BLAUPUNKT
Definitely not perfect but it has some really funny scenes
This is one of the best comedies ever.
Awful.
This and the series, especially the series, are pretty fricking funny.
I dont want to spoil it, but in the series theres a scene where the female says she has experience doing a computer thing, and it might be the funniest scene ever
I can't find the scene so just spoil it for me pls
Frick you moron, macgruber is based
MacGruber is hilarious.
t. Von c**th
>macgruber
It drags in a few spots and probably should have been edited down by about 10-15 minutes but that's it.
These two movies at least sort of accomplished what they set out to do.
This was a moronic piece of shit, it's true
having a loud argument in baby-talk going on inside your head all the time isn't a normal human thing
>accomplished what they set out to do
Suck?
It was just a generic wf comedy but the jokes were dating.
Bait
It doesn't do enough to just be it's own thing, far too many call back jokes to the point that if you never saw the first one, a lot of them land flat.
Objectively wrong. They're both great, and the newer one did a lot to mirror the broadway production at the time. Which may not have hit well with a plebian
>Objectively wrong.
Frick you, it was shit and you're a shitter for liking it.
It's okay to post about having bad taste, Anon. We're all Anon here.
But really, that's some borderline mathematically shit taste.
Terrible taste
>.t 10 year old
ironically based
idk what this is but that homie looks gay as frick
FUNNY GUY! RIGHT HERE!
Just how bad is it? What makes it the worst? I don't doubt it, but I'd like to see some examples. Thank you.
Not even close
It's just mediocre. morons were expecting Anchorman/Step Bros even though Adam McKay wasn't involved in it.
Is it just Will Ferrel screaming and John C Reilly standing around?
Worse than Jack and Jill and the only reason it didn’t win every razzy is because of COVID.
Imagine Will Ferrell putting on a really bad fake posh british accent and saying "HMMM COCAINE INDUBITABLY HMM YES MY PENIS IS SYPHILITIC HMMM COCAINE" for like 2 and a half hours or some shit like that
did you watch the film? that does sound horrid
Shockingly bad. It parodies Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes literally a decade too late.
i actually kind of liked this film. it's funny seeing pure morons mog 'intelligent' people
It's not even that bad. It's literally just your standard Ferrell flick that people decided to hate for some reason.
homies mad at the Holmies
What do you expect from the board thats still #madAtMort?
Nothing. It made me laugh more than most of the shit ass "comedies" made these days. Put ferrell and reilly together and it's just instant funny. Of course I don't have my head up my ass so that might help.
the script was awful. The jokes were cringe. And I love Will ferrell and Reilly
It could have been good if Will Ferrell acted like a tard and John C Reilly was the straight man. But instead they both act like tards for some reason. It also tries to parody the RDJ Sherlock Holmes movies but it's like 10 years late to the party on that so it seems out of place.
That sounds terrible. It's well demonstrated that they're great when they're both acting like morons. The problem with this movie is that the writing sucked.
I don't know what people were expecting but it was Ferrel and Riley at their finest. Nothing but fart, piss and boner jokes for 2 hours.
People expected Step Bros and we got Will Ferrel's best attempt at the Love Guru.
Love guru was funny.
Literally ruined Mike Myers career and stopped another Austin Powers from being made
The Love Guru was apparently going to be the villain of the 4th Austin Powers film, but Mike loved the character so much he gave him a solo film.
Mike Meyers made more money doing shrek than the entire rest of his career put together, dumbass
and he didn't even have to change clothes
mike made $130k from shrek, not much
According to celebrity net worth:
>Notable Salaries He made $3 million for the first "Shrek" movie, $10 million for the second and $15 million for the third and fourth installments. The above salaries just cover his acting duties on the respective films.
It ruined his on screen acting career but Shrek definitely kept him afloat
No he didnt moron
Honestly fine with just 3 austin powers, even 2 was enough
>ruined Mike Myers career and stopped another Austin Powers from being made
It was good then
I like anything with Jessica Alba in it.
I have watched love guru more than anyone else on this board
how many times?
Once.
watched this in theaters and don't remember anything other than mariska hargitay being in it and her name being used as a punchline for a joke that didn't land
i mean, his net worth is 200 million. i doubt he is struggling.
mike myers was kino in that inglorious basterds scene
But it got a glowing review from Kevin Steincross
I like the Austin Powers trilogy but they were running out of material fast with those movies and even by the second one relied a lot on doing the same joke again. God knows how bad a fourth would've gotten with that.
>watching comedy’s made after 2009
even the trailer is the worst trailer ever.
Idk I still laughed at this. The “women doctor” joke is good. Is the movie really that bad? It seems a bit silly, but I’d expect that kind of acting and humor with this pair.
Usually the way this works is that the trailer is the funny material and everything else is badly timed cringespunk
I liked the show Workaholics but this movie they made is a galactic piece of shit
no way I just watched it this weekend and it was fricking funny man. could've gotten rid of the homosexual haji though tbh
>Workaholics
why did they get so gay in the later seasons?
Added to watchlist
God damn this was bad, no way near WOAT though. My buddy showed it to me and he loves basically every movie or show that comes out, one of the many reasons I'm jealous of him.
This was a hidden gem, what are you talking about? It's not going to be a great film by film standards, but it's good enough for a comedy. Come on
>love workaholics
>love their podcast
>this movie was such a piece of shit
the guys are objectively funny in conversation so why is their writing kind of shit
honestly forgot I even watched this. Not that memorable, only thing I remember is it took place in a hotel I think
Unless these are all the funny parts I doubt its that bad
>what if thing that is serious, was funny and wacky and loud and random
always a bad idea
Never understood why this was so critically acclaimed, seemed like it was made for Gus van Sant to jerk off to than a statement about bullying outsiders / loners in high schools.
Gay shit this movie sucked big balls. There is no direction. It’s just some random shit and slow walking scenes.
It has cool camerawork and the autumn setting is comfy
The Virgin Suicides had a better autumn setting and camerawork. Also, James Woods is in it.
Best part of Virgin Suicides was Giovanni Ribisi.
It's comfy and nostalgic but definitely overrated. Keep in mind, it was only 4 years after Columbine, so that probably gave it a bit of extra edge. also, van Sant inserting random gay shit into a movie without cause or context like fricking usual
It's an American rework of the original Elephant (1989) set in Northern Ireland. It's basically just a bunch of guys casually walking up and killin each other with very little context as a sort of demonstration of how blase murder had become during the troubles
yeah the original is A LOT shorter and has more kills and no homosexual shit
>that bit where they implied playing games caused the shooting
>t. missed the entire point of the movie
>Point of the movie: Bruh we can NEVER know what caused Columbine! There were just TOO MANY things that could have done it.
>Meanwhile in reality: Harris and Klebold record dozens of videos of themselves explaining in detail their motives and plans.
>Meanwhile in the real reality: they had ~~*israeli*~~ genes
Did you not enjoy the indestructible Xbox (original) automaton?
Yep, a bot
They do.
Gerry is way worse
Pic related
Other contenders: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
The first suicide squad movie
Those movies the made out of Ayn Rand books
Lady in the Water by M. Night Shyamalam
Tell me you are a fat white basedgoy that wears glasses and has a youtube movie review channel without telling me
Go outside once in a while. You might learn that people exist outside of the stereotypes you see on /misc/
Actually, the more people you meet the more you'll realize all the stereotypes are 100% true
>t. former door-to-door salesman
That movie is awesome
If you're butthurt that it's "racist" to have white people playing Asians then just go all the way and seethe about Birth of a Nation instead
>Genghis Khan
>Asian
WE WERE MONGOLS AND SUCH
>sourcing image from some slavic museum which also claims the pyramids were made of concrete and all religion comes from russia
kek
Didn't they get radiation poisoning from filming near the nuclear test site?
About half of everyone involved got cancer and half of those died, including the director and John Wayne.
From my understanding where this movie was filmed had high radiation readings because of fallout from nuclear tests. Quite a few people who worked on this film died of cancer including John Wayne himself..
To be fair John Wayne smoked like 5 packs a day. He already had to have a lung removed 15 years before his death due to lung cancer and still kept smoking like a chimney.
#BASED #YOLO #SMOKEEMIFYOUGOTTEM
>Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
I will never know what possessed them to make a movie based on a FPS for the Game Boy Advance.
It's an odd duck in that everyone talks about how bad it is, yet after having watched it years back, I honestly can't remember much of it no matter how hard I try. Seemed more bad in a forgettable way than memorably horrible.
First game (without ballistic in the title) was based on early script while second was based on finished movie.
as if Ayn Rand is any good in the first place
>THE MATERIAL PERSPECTIVE IS THE ONLY PERSPECTIVE
frick off
King Vidor's adaptation of The Fountainhead is a genuinely excellent film. I recommend it to people in current year. Film people, not Rand people.
Ayn Rand is way too strident in Atlas Shrugged for it to make a good movie. Way too many speeches and dialogues thst end up just being essentially sermons. And I make thst critique as someone generally positive towards Ayn Rand.
A better book of hers to translate to film would be Anthem. It has the same anti-collectivist message as Atlas without the 1100 page length and 20 page sermons. Simple scifi story; man in a distant future where everyone is forced to live in a collectivist primitive society where invention and private thoughts or identity are outlawed. Guy rediscovers technology and reading in an ancient abandoned underground rail workshop. Tries to re-introduce thr light bulb to society but violently rejected as new knowledge. Flees society with a woman also different like him. They raise a family far far from thr evil remnants of civilization and begin a new society.
Bretty based imo
Weird pick
This is shittier than all the other roastie bait rom coms?
It's really bad. I don't remember most of it but I remember there's some magic guy who is never explained and he just winks at the camera or something.
the bargain bin Cruel Intentions
I remember all the hype being made to go see it with my gf and laughing at the scene depicted in the poster. Some people sitting around me got really salty but time has since vindicated my reaction.
I laughed at that scene too. It was such an obvious set up with the blank bullets and so laughably over the top it seemed like it came from a madtv skit. This whole movie was an utter piece of melodramatic fricking trash and it’s got to be the worst fricking best picture by a mile.
qrd?
It's like a parody of all the Oscarbait movies, but tries really hard to play it straight. It's so overly-dramatic that you can't help but laugh at how seriously it tries to take itself. It's the most by-committee film to somehow win an Oscar.
Written and directed by a rapist ex-Scientologist
It’s a movie that says white people aren’t evil
It’s definitely a movie where The Daily Show generation retained the homosexual mindset about it, and are in denial.
It pisses me off that people don't know about the Cronenberg rom-com because of this shit, it's not worst ever but it'd certainly be high in the running for worst Oscar winner.
what film are you talking about
I'm still mad it stole Brokeback Mountains oscar
>that cast
A list of the absolute worst actors of the early 00's, no thanks.
Yep this one is the worst type of Oscar-bait, post-911, muh racism and prejudice is bad kind of movie.
Laughibly bad, especially very funny when the 4-year old daughter gets shot in her chest but survives because the dad made her heart bulletproof or something? Incredibly stupid and insulting flick
It’s not that bad it’s funny and they were probably messing around making it. There’s really worse
garbage pail kids by a mile
Is...is...is that real?
>people thought Shane black would redeem it
Lol
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The frick, how have I never heard of this?
To be fair it’s kinda cheating. It’s a pilot for a failed series that got released on DVD when the network didn’t pick it up. Imagine an episode of Friends except they’re superheroes. With mid-90’s low-budget CGI.
That's not really a movie, but a pilot that never got picked up.
But yeah, it was weird, like they were trying to do a Friends-like relationship sitcom with Justice League B-Listers. They would mix saving the world with dialogue about dating and losing their jobs. Actual dialogue:
The Atom: Manipulating the weather is impossible.
The Flash: No, finding a job is impossible.
Atom: No luck?
Flash: None. And I just lost my apartment. God knows where I'm staying tonight.
Guy Gardner: ...Gee, look at the time!
Sounds like they were going for a Justice League International type show, but shit
>The Atom: Manipulating the weather is impossible.
This has been false since the 60s
How could it have been so bad?
damn i just realized penelope cruz and salma hayek are 2 different people
>He's never seen Bandidas, the ultimate coomkino
Wow, I legitimately forgot this existed. I never saw it, surely it can't have been that bad right?
What a forgettable sequel. Honestly, it reminded me how terribly all his films aged. Thank god he fricked off for most part.
I never saw it, just how bad was it really anon? I love the first one deeply.
Not funny at all
It was shit because the first one was ridiculous but stayed pretty grounded in reality. The idea that male models were being trained as brainwashed sleeper assassins was clever and plausible. The whole fashion police/chosen deity or whatever the FRICK the sequel was was frickin shit
They even ruined the one funny bit in the movie. Will Ferrel being Thanos levels of buff was funny as anything was going to be in that movie, but nope. Body suit
out of all the late comedy sequels, (dumb and dumber to, bill and ted 3 etc. this was the least worst imo
This is the last movie I saw in theaters.
Unbelievably bad.
I have been dreaming of how fantastically shitty this is since I first read the description.
There's a single noteworthy part when a shot switches from POV to third person and back again several times, only for how stupid it is.
the question is not if a low budget Nic Cage movie is bad, but if Nic Cage elevates it by being in it
This is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Even though he's now retired, Bruce Willis is somehow making more movies than Michael Caine..
This and Disaster Movie. Disaster Movie is most likely the worse movie, but I feel like not enough people talk about this. The film is sacreligious and hypocritical in a way. Literally "money and hallmark movies are good for your soul": the movie. Disaster Movie feels more soulless though, so this isn't as bad. There's a real, comfy home movie feel to it.
It was at least different than people made it out to be. I thought it was gonna be whiny secular -bashing, all "Waahh, War on Christmas! Christians have it tough!" But instead it's just Kirk Cameron drinking cocoa and telling other Christians to lighten up and enjoy the season.
I woke my gf up to ask what this movie was, I erased it from my memory it was so bad
Holy shit this movie is garbage. It literally just ends without explanation and cut to black. The whole movie is an exercise in pointlessness.
I've genuinely seen this a few times, and I cannot tell you anything about it.
Whitaker dies in the car, that's all I remember from multiple viewings.
Every George Clooney movie outside of Ocean. I don't understand why or how but I can't even finish his movies. They put me right to fricking sleep. Up in the Air was kino.
single-handedly destroyed all the good will Harold Ramis built in his life and then he never made another movie and died
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>WHAT!?
I was brought into an emergency "punch-up" session along with a dozen other writers after the first cut of this movie. Judd Apatow gave us all dvds of the cut to watch the night before the session. I think one of the reasons it suffered was because Ramis had a mandate of "nothing supernatural or magic can happen in the movie" so a great deal of the suggested punch-ups were rejected outright. Total shitshow.
Did you have any ideas on how to turn it around, or did it seem like an irredeemable turd to you on 1st watch? Did israelite Apatow pay you for your time?
No, none of us were paid. Most of the comedy writers there (with the exception of Etan Cohen) were either coming off their first project or their first major sale so i guess we were supposed to take it as an honor or some shit.
The cut I saw was utter fricking garbage and I marveled at how the writers around the table all nodded enthusiastically and laughed in agreement when Judd said there was a lot of good stuff in there but "we just need a little extra to get it over the line." I had about three pages of ideas/gags but all of them revolved around supernatural/miraculous shit. He neglected to tell us about Ramis' mandate until the day of the session so I just sat back and wasted three hours of my day.
Are you a famous comedian? How did you get asked to punch it up?
This is one of those movies that even as a moronic teenager I thought "hell no that looks like absolute dogshit"
post the webm
they cut a fully made, way more eventful ending for this movie that elevates it a bit. no idea why it wasnt used
frick this movie was awful. i had forgotten it even existed.
I like this movie a lot actually. Very quotable, tons of funny scenes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Against the Dark
Space Jam: A New Legacy
The King
Black Christmas (2006)
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
Black Dawn
Spawn
Wonder Woman 1984
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Catwoman
Doom
Supergirl
Fantastic Four (2005)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Day of the Dead: Bloodline
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
This one was bad enough even children turned against Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it effectively killed the franchise for almost 2 decades.
I watched it as a kid and liked it, because it was all about Japan and samurai and shit and i was a weeb
>X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Kino opening montage. If only the rest of the movie had maintained that level of quality.
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
even as a huge turtle gay and proto weeb I fricking hated it
seething disneycuck
Here's my choice. Some of you are cheating with movies that are actually fun to laugh at.
Vote: Who had the worst fricking wigs?
Never insult Nicholas Cage again
>Woody Harrelson playing a serial killer villain
>somehow the film still sucks
They had all the resources at their fingertips for a kino sequel, but squandered it.
>They had all the resources
Apart from the writers and director
*Just looked it up and it's directed by Andy Serkis and written by Tom Hardy and some b***h that wrote 50 shades.
Instead of giving the funds to somebody with talent they give it to these ego manic actors and they make a pile of shit with it.
My mate hired this on VHS when we were about 13 and he never lived it down...
Classic lines line "Don't touch my hair you b***h"..
It's as if Disney tried to make a horror film..
Forgot to add the pic..
It was great wtfyta you homosexual
It was concentrated cancer in the form of a movie and proof Will Ferrel needs to stay in the 2000s where he belongs.
making it through this movie is legitimately an accomplishment
Holy frick, I had a movie night with my friends and played this as a meme. We blanked out on the last 30 minutes and forgot we had it on.
This feels like cheating
This one is pretty great, a perceptive look at inner city black ghetto life.
I couldn't get past the bee scene so like first 15 minutes?
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kino
Twist was obvious and the rest is a fricking moronic mess because Peele was too worried about making it a giant allegory, and the actual movie suffers for it.
racist!
Have you seen like 2 movies?
what movies have you seen? i mean, i understand not liking it, but this being the worst movie you have ever seen?
B-but spooky blacks!
from Justin to Kelly, Glitter and Gigli are far worse
Aniara is probably the worst movie Ive seen in the last few years.
Joe Dirt 2 is the worst movie I've ever seen, and I enjoy bad movies. The first movie was pretty rough, but some people liked it. This movie does time travel for some reason, the worst kind of gross out humour and makes no fricking sense. This film is also weirdly self congratulatory at parts, like it will hang on an unfunny bit for too long and act like you should be laughing your ass off.
Otherwise, Holmes and Watson is fricking terrible and Disaster Movie ia very close.
Yeah I loved this first one and was hyped for this. I barely managed to finish it.
Theres a second one?
would have been better if reilly was holmes and played him like steve brule
Stealth mortcore thread
I LIKE TO
How has this shit bomb of a movie not been posted yet?
HACK SNEEDER
Holy shit I forgot about that movie but it was fricking awful
Shit and forgotten
SIRS?
what was up with the depth of the field? looks awful especially with netflix's dogshit blurry compression. also the colour grading was shit and so was the cgi. especially the scenes where they've awkwardly green screened in tig but it doesn't quite match up. way too many characters as well.
atleast the blonde angry girl was cute
this piece of shit, I thought that was a real J&B movie but it's not
Believe it or not there are TWO Jay and Silent Bob movies that are even worse than that one. What the frick happened to Kevin Smith? He used to make great movies like Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. I can't remember the last time he made a straight-up "funny" movie since J&SBSB, and that was all the way back in pre-9/11 2001.
Clerks 2 was the end of the View Askewniverse, these were desperate attempts at reviving the only things he did that anyone really cared about. The cartoon movie sucked ass because the cartoon was written by Seinfeld writers.
>Clerks TAS canceled after only 6 eps
>8000 cardboard cutout Family Guy ripoffs currently greenlit
we get what we deserve
I completely forgot these existed.
Now i have to force myself to forget again.
He started actually smoking weed while writing and directing. No joke, he was almost straight-edge back in the 90's and early 00's.
He smoked weed but not that often. Seth Rogen peer pressured him into becoming a stoner.
>Seth Rogen peer pressured him into becoming a stoner
HUEHHUEHEHEUEHEUH. Sorry about your career, Goy,
I hate this c**t more than is reasonable for someone I'll never meet.
Me too anon me too
wew just how stoned can these get you?
>What the frick happened to Kevin Smith?
He was never good
>great movies like Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Yikes.
The worst movie I've ever seen was the MST3K episode of "Monster A-Go-Go", it was so bad the cast basically stopped making jokes by the end of it, which added to the shittiness in a off-putting way. It also made me feel physically ill to watch it, but that was probably just because I wasn't drinking that much back then. Terrible fricking movie. Other than that I can really just think of pure propaganda pieces, but that's also like 80% of Hollywood now. You fellas need to learn yourselves about some real bad films.
Monster a Go-go was a classic HGL scam, not a movie anyone should willingly watch
QRD me please, it was offensive in the traditional definitive sense but I struggle to qualify my feelings toward it.
He bought some unfinished movie because he needed another movie for a double feature with his movie Moonshine Mountain. He added a few scenes to pad out the runtime and called it a day.
Thanks, makes a lot of sense.
Just read up on him a bit, seems like a scumbag but was he actually involved in satanic psychowarfare? That's the only explanation I can think of for just how bad that movie is.
Idk but he was a israelite that only cared about making money by giving drive in audiences what they wanted. He started making porn, then gory horror movies, then he quit and became a successful advertising guy.
Sounds about right...
I saw this in the theater when I was 10 and just getting over a stomach flu and to this day it literally makes me feel nauseous
Cats was genuinely nauseating to watch. I didn't finish it because I felt sick and ended up vomiting halfway through.
I don't know about the 60s one but this was pure shit
frick you I liked it
The original man who fell to earth holy shit was a terrible turd
It was alright. Bowie had the looks but lacked the acting chops, Roeg is a good director tbh. Was not expecting to see Rip Torn's penis though.
I checked out in the last half an hour what a trash movie even my mom could not finish it
It was so bad, even 20 years later when somebody asks me about a 'bad movie' this is the first that comes to mind.
Paul w s anderson is a national treasure, he could have saved it
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>that ending CGI
Only bad part was the rapping
>ITT: The Worst Movie Ever
So this is a thread about that Reese Witherspoon movie: Sweet Home Alabama?
It's been more than a decade since we had to watch that in English class and I still hate it more than anything.
I don't think you've watched very many movies.
Why the frick were you watching that in English class
Probably the sequel of Independence Day
It take a lot for me to actually think a movie is actually shit and wasted my time, but this was one of them
>turns into a usb thumbdrive in your path
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Maybe not "the worst" but certainly up there. Definitely forgettable, but from what I do remember:
>Tired "humans le bad" plot
>Separates into "chapters" with slam cuts to title cards in the middle of the movie
>Random incest
>Constant narration from some child character with about 4 minutes of actual screen time
>Main character dies
>Secondary character gets mutated into a monster that can't speak, but retains his mind somehow, unlike all the other mutant monsters
>Narrator girl character somehow knows events even though everyone involved in them is dead or a mutant
Frick you I liked it
I think this is the worst movie I ever saw on a cinema. This and that pretentious frick Aronofsky's Mother.
Frick you, it was great.
The main character actually does deductive reasoning, unlike in that Enola Holmes monstrosity.
Here’s your answer folks. A trainwreck so bad it almost seems intentional
Baz the based pleb filterer
Nah I like his other movies I just think he completely dropped the ball here. I can go in depth on why I hated this movie if you’d like to hear it
How does Tom Hanks get so many roles?
The Ambushers
Austin Powers 3
49 Ronin
Prayer Of The Rollerboys
Amazing Mr No Legs
The Thing With Two Heads
Bruce Lee Fights Back From Grave
Ninja V Mafia
New York Mafia
Ma And Pa Kettle Takes Hawaii
Clambake
filtered
dont be angry
I thought it sucked too. amy adams should be banned from acting
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What a hot garbage. They didnt even try to make a sequel.
Action USA
Killing American Style
Steel (1997)
Batman And Robin
Catwoman
My Penis, Your Mouth.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Two : Secret Of The Ooze
Pink Commandos
Raw Force
Robot Monster
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Beneath The Cherry Moon
Reefer Madness
The Last Jedi
the only movie I’ve ever walked out on
Some reason I really like this movie. Probably for herchslag
>hyped up the natalie portman ass shot
>turns out it was a double
total fricking waste of film
Its pretty amusing, really dumb but amusing
I liked this movie and don't understand the hate. It's a pretty dumb movie but it's got a comfy setting, looks pretty good and had me snort with laughter on at least two occasions, which is two more than most movie comedies.
Did you just randomly buy a ticket not knowing anything about it? It was advertised as a goofball stoner comedy and was exactly that.
autism
Almost killed a multi billion dollar franchise
The best worst movie i saw was some bruce willis netflix movie where some dude beats his wife in front of her friends
saw it yesterday, felt asleep twice, this fricking thing is aggressively boring and bland, frick Sony
For me it went by extremely fast. Like it felt about only 10 minutes.
its an hour and 45min so its not very long and its paced extremely fast, there isn't a single scene that doesn't feel rushed as frick and even still its extremely boring
excruciating
Mel Brooks just isn't funny.
I watched this movie because the concept sounded interesting. Genuinely the biggest piece of shit I've ever watched.
moron
yes you are if you think this movie is any good
Filtered
Saw it before the RLM review dropped.
This is the worst film I have ever watched in theaters. It was the first time I left halfway through.
2009 /b/ recommended me this and I never watched anything recommended on Cinemaphile ever again.
The worst film I have ever seen in a theater was "Serenity," the worst film I've see in a home video format is the minions movie, and holy shit I wish I hadn't been compelled to watch that.
Even the trailers for this were unwatchable.
Saying this is shit means you're echoing a reddit opinion
Anyone who seen it knows it's not bad
I can definitely agree with "Godfather" and "Skyline". Haven't seen anything else mentioned here. My personal hatred goes out to that israelite ~~*wonderwoman*~~. Those sorry excuses for cinema were worse than Transformers.
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