ITT: Times?

ITT: Times Cinemaphile was utterly HUMILIATED

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't le win any le mans
    >comes back and keeps making slop after slop
    What's his endgame?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go play real life racing
      >out of money
      >Oh well let's collect some paycheck
      >do high paying movies
      >go back racing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Killer was fricking kino but Next Goal Wins unironically felt like he lost a bet or some shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s on a mission to verbally abuse every hot actress left in Hollywood. He has chosen Rebecca Ferguson as his starting point. Most of his authority is derived from his massive dong.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't get either tho

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm a cool race car guy now!
    this shit was cringe

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didnt he crash like 5 minutes after the race started?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly a humidity issue. Can't be blamed for that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That whole fricking race was a humidity issue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That whole fricking race was a humidity issue.

        Humidification Ritual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he was being funded as a trusted pilot by Baskin Robbins

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not as badly as he humiliated himself in the race.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His life and career peaked in that movie with Sarah Gadon

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd mock but if I was a multimillionaire I'd also use my wealth to play out mt childhood fantasies and force myself into situations I have no qualifications for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a couple million quid I'd solo sail around the world. Technically I can afford to do that now on a shoestring budget but but I'd be skint when I got back so have to wait a while longer.
      What's your childhood dream lads?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pay off my debt, family debt, get a house, get guns, bang all of the cute chicks i went to school or worked with cause now i have money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would race but not at that level, I would just have fun in amateur events

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a Porsche, peasants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And spoil the soles of my Gucci loafers? Never ever!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Gadon drives a Porsche

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who will you spam after she wraps it around a tree?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also post Hunter Schafer, so I have a back-up plan

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You do you anon, but you might want to have a plan C as well.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah i'm a multimillionaire actor in famous movies but my REAL passion is...
    these gays should be killed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >slow zone
    >doesn't slow
    >crashes
    >kek

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I would rather be the best in a merit based contest than get the homosexual biopic award
    uh, yes? Maybe not completely applicable for motor""""sports"""""" though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why the quotes around sports, racing is physically/mentally taxing and takes incredible skill

      I mean yeah you need to be born rich and get into it before you can even walk to have any real success but it's still a sport

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Racing is a sport. Driving is not. Midwits confuse the two.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >michael fenderbender

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