He’s on a mission to verbally abuse every hot actress left in Hollywood. He has chosen Rebecca Ferguson as his starting point. Most of his authority is derived from his massive dong.
I'd mock but if I was a multimillionaire I'd also use my wealth to play out mt childhood fantasies and force myself into situations I have no qualifications for.
If I had a couple million quid I'd solo sail around the world. Technically I can afford to do that now on a shoestring budget but but I'd be skint when I got back so have to wait a while longer.
What's your childhood dream lads?
>I would rather be the best in a merit based contest than get the homosexual biopic award
uh, yes? Maybe not completely applicable for motor""""sports"""""" though
>doesn't le win any le mans
>comes back and keeps making slop after slop
What's his endgame?
>go play real life racing
>out of money
>Oh well let's collect some paycheck
>do high paying movies
>go back racing
The Killer was fricking kino but Next Goal Wins unironically felt like he lost a bet or some shit
He’s on a mission to verbally abuse every hot actress left in Hollywood. He has chosen Rebecca Ferguson as his starting point. Most of his authority is derived from his massive dong.
He didn't get either tho
>i'm a cool race car guy now!
this shit was cringe
didnt he crash like 5 minutes after the race started?
Clearly a humidity issue. Can't be blamed for that.
That whole fricking race was a humidity issue.
Humidification Ritual
Yeah, he was being funded as a trusted pilot by Baskin Robbins
Not as badly as he humiliated himself in the race.
His life and career peaked in that movie with Sarah Gadon
I'd mock but if I was a multimillionaire I'd also use my wealth to play out mt childhood fantasies and force myself into situations I have no qualifications for.
If I had a couple million quid I'd solo sail around the world. Technically I can afford to do that now on a shoestring budget but but I'd be skint when I got back so have to wait a while longer.
What's your childhood dream lads?
pay off my debt, family debt, get a house, get guns, bang all of the cute chicks i went to school or worked with cause now i have money
I would race but not at that level, I would just have fun in amateur events
Buy a Porsche, peasants
And spoil the soles of my Gucci loafers? Never ever!
Sarah Gadon drives a Porsche
Who will you spam after she wraps it around a tree?
I also post Hunter Schafer, so I have a back-up plan
You do you anon, but you might want to have a plan C as well.
>yeah i'm a multimillionaire actor in famous movies but my REAL passion is...
these gays should be killed
>slow zone
>doesn't slow
>crashes
>kek
>I would rather be the best in a merit based contest than get the homosexual biopic award
uh, yes? Maybe not completely applicable for motor""""sports"""""" though
why the quotes around sports, racing is physically/mentally taxing and takes incredible skill
I mean yeah you need to be born rich and get into it before you can even walk to have any real success but it's still a sport
Racing is a sport. Driving is not. Midwits confuse the two.
>michael fenderbender